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(Fox 31 Denver)   Parents can now hire dogs to check their children's rooms for drugs. After work, your dog wants steak, Cheetos, and some lounge music   (kdvr.com) divider line 48
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2013-04-28 07:42:13 PM
Repeat
 
2013-04-28 07:44:14 PM

CruJones: Repeat


Also, "follow up" articles should in theory contain new information.
 
2013-04-28 07:46:00 PM
i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-04-28 07:46:02 PM
If the kids don't get caught with drugs at some point then you have failed as a parent.  A good parent will find the drugs and a properly raised kid will be allowed to fark up in a spectacular fashion.  Then you whip their ass, hug them and make sure they know how the world works.  Again.  Because teenagers are dumb and need to be told over and over until it finally sinks in.

/speaking from experience as a former dumb teenager and now stepdad to a dumb teenager
 
2013-04-28 07:46:14 PM
"It's just a tool that parents can use to x-ray into their kid's room and see what's going on in a non-invasive way,"

Yup. Nothing invasive about that, nosiree.
 
2013-04-28 07:49:13 PM
Snitches get stitches and drug doggy gets that special 'treat' left under the bed apron to eat.

/Your Parents killed that dog!!! not you
 
2013-04-28 07:49:37 PM
How does this guy get around not telling the cops about the drugs he finds?
 
2013-04-28 07:50:06 PM
How often has this dog for hire story been reposted on fark?
 
2013-04-28 07:54:29 PM
I thought he was called Lion or some such shiat these days.
 
2013-04-28 07:55:18 PM
parents could just call the police for free. they love to search for drugs
 
2013-04-28 07:55:33 PM
ProTip for Parents: Kids will always try to be the opposite of you in order to rebel as teens, so you basically have to be an Edina during their formative years if you want your little snowflake to be a Saffy.
 
2013-04-28 07:57:51 PM
There is no place my kid can hide his drugs from me. I know all the spots because used to hide mine there.
 
2013-04-28 07:59:07 PM

moothemagiccow: How does this guy get around not telling the cops about the drugs he finds?


The same way everyone who's ever seen drugs and not reported them gets away with it.
 
2013-04-28 08:00:27 PM
Treating your children like prison inmates couldn't possibly have any negative repercussions.
 
2013-04-28 08:07:55 PM
www.openlol.com
 
2013-04-28 08:12:59 PM

generallyso: Treating your children like prison inmates couldn't possibly have any negative repercussions.


Not as bad as the cops finding drugs in your house after your doped up kid gets caught doing something illegal.
 
2013-04-28 08:15:21 PM

Smeggy Smurf: If the kids don't get caught with drugs at some point then you have failed as a parent.  A good parent will find the drugs and a properly raised kid will be allowed to fark up in a spectacular fashion.  Then you whip their ass, hug them and make sure they know how the world works.  Again.  Because teenagers are dumb and need to be told over and over until it finally sinks in.

/speaking from experience as a former dumb teenager and now stepdad to a dumb teenager


Wow. I liked everything about your comment.
 
2013-04-28 08:18:31 PM
The kids don't keep the drugs in their rooms any more. They hide them in their cars.
 
2013-04-28 08:21:30 PM

andychrist420: Not as bad as the cops finding drugs in your house after your doped up kid gets caught doing something illegal.


I can't imagine that's more likely than the guy with the police drug dog telling police when it finds something.
 
2013-04-28 08:22:16 PM
If the kids won't share, the parents have every right to confiscate.
 
2013-04-28 08:22:36 PM
where do we draw the line? first our kids? then the neighbors? people we see at random? Thanks Obama and your Ministry of Dog Czars...
 
2013-04-28 08:30:03 PM
i118.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-28 08:30:34 PM
imgix.8tracks.com

Feels good, man.
 
2013-04-28 08:35:30 PM
I prefer to find their weed all alone.
 
2013-04-28 08:53:32 PM
TALK TO YOUR DAMN KIDS.

Also take advantage of their connections because they dry up when you get older...
 
2013-04-28 08:56:58 PM
There! Under the floorboards! It the bubbling of his hideous bong!
 
2013-04-28 09:05:53 PM
Nothing shows your kid that you respect them like bringing in sniffer dogs like it's lockdown at San Quentin and acting like a Gestapo butthole from Hell.

Bet you like to say "Cuz I'm the parent that's why!" a lot too.

Hope you like being dumped off at the cheapest old folks home they can find thirty years from now.
 
2013-04-28 09:07:05 PM
What if the kids obtained drugs and sprinkled and rubbed them all over the house and then hid their stash elsewhere, the dog would look pretty useless
 
2013-04-28 09:12:53 PM

js34603: There is no place my kid can hide his drugs from me. I know all the spots because used to hide mine there.


I had a friend in high school who's parents would regularly search his room, so he kept all of his stuff in a little Tupperware container that he would just drop in the woods by the side of the road near his house and cover it with some leaves. Then he would just pick it up after he left his house and drop it off before he came back home.

/If they want to, they'll find a way
 
2013-04-28 09:14:15 PM
i149.photobucket.com

As a teen in the 80s smoking weed I remember laughing my ass off at this slogan.
 
2013-04-28 09:35:19 PM
Good luck getting mom letting you bring a dog into the house.
 
2013-04-28 11:08:16 PM

Kenny B: [i149.photobucket.com image 200x200]

As a teen in the 80s smoking weed I remember laughing my ass off at this slogan.


As a teen in the 90s I remember seeing DARE t-shirts on the biggest potheads in town.
 
2013-04-28 11:23:05 PM

megarian: Smeggy Smurf: If the kids don't get caught with drugs at some point then you have failed as a parent.  A good parent will find the drugs and a properly raised kid will be allowed to fark up in a spectacular fashion.  Then you whip their ass, hug them and make sure they know how the world works.  Again.  Because teenagers are dumb and need to be told over and over until it finally sinks in.

/speaking from experience as a former dumb teenager and now stepdad to a dumb teenager

Wow. I liked everything about your comment.


Thanks.  I'm usually an asshole here but when it comes to kids I'm all about doing the right thing.  Raising them is hard enough without having jerks trying to make it harder.
 
2013-04-28 11:34:34 PM

CruJones: Repeat


First article was about a drug dog service in Texas. This article from Colorado.
 
2013-04-28 11:43:26 PM

UsikFark: Feels good, man.


What the hell is up with that pic??
Are those human eyes?!
Did a furry have a baby?!
 
2013-04-28 11:50:27 PM
When my mom caught me smoking pot at 16 she didn't scream at me,didn't call the cops and didn't punish me. What she did do was say she was disappointed in me and that was worse than any punishment she could've gave me. Eventually she said though me smoking weed is better than doing pills or meth so it all evened out in the end.
 
2013-04-29 12:14:07 AM

generallyso: andychrist420: Not as bad as the cops finding drugs in your house after your doped up kid gets caught doing something illegal.

I can't imagine that's more likely than the guy with the police drug dog telling police when it finds something.


He's not.  Did you RTFA, or just imagine you did?  It's a private service he provides to the parents for a fee.  Then the parents can address it without having to involve the police.  If the kid won't listen, then the police will probably be involved eventually.  But it's better in the long run to catch it early before law enforcement gets involved.  It's an ancient concept called "Parenting"

/not a police dog
//private security company
///He's not a cop, why the hatred?
 
2013-04-29 12:28:03 AM

Quaker: js34603: There is no place my kid can hide his drugs from me. I know all the spots because used to hide mine there.

I had a friend in high school who's parents would regularly search his room, so he kept all of his stuff in a little Tupperware container that he would just drop in the woods by the side of the road near his house and cover it with some leaves. Then he would just pick it up after he left his house and drop it off before he came back home.

/If they want to, they'll find a way


Paranoid parents breed crazy paranoid kids.
 
2013-04-29 02:19:20 AM

UsikFark: Feels good, man.


God damn that's a creepy looking dog. The eyes man, THE EYES.
 
2013-04-29 02:40:04 AM

A Terrible Human: When my mom caught me smoking pot at 16 she didn't scream at me,didn't call the cops and didn't punish me. What she did do was say she was disappointed in me and that was worse than any punishment she could've gave me. Eventually she said though me smoking weed is better than doing pills or meth so it all evened out in the end.


That's because your parents gave you a reason to respect them. Same with mine. I'm hoping it'll be the same with my kids, that they'll respect me. I'm doing my best to earn it (they're only 2 and 4, so not quite to prime pot-tokin' years yet)
 
2013-04-29 02:44:31 AM

Smeggy Smurf: If the kids don't get caught with drugs at some point then you have failed as a parent.  A good parent will find the drugs and a properly raised kid will be allowed to fark up in a spectacular fashion.  Then you whip their ass, hug them and make sure they know how the world works.  Again.  Because teenagers are dumb and need to be told over and over until it finally sinks in.

/speaking from experience as a former dumb teenager and now stepdad to a dumb teenager


Or, the kids aren't doing drugs.  I never had anything more than a bottle of wine in the house, since I wasn't interested in getting drugged out with the rest of my classmates.
 
2013-04-29 03:35:30 AM

megarian: Smeggy Smurf: If the kids don't get caught with drugs at some point then you have failed as a parent.  A good parent will find the drugs and a properly raised kid will be allowed to fark up in a spectacular fashion.  Then you whip their ass, hug them and make sure they know how the world works.  Again.  Because teenagers are dumb and need to be told over and over until it finally sinks in.

/speaking from experience as a former dumb teenager and now stepdad to a dumb teenager

Wow. I liked everything about your comment.


All I have to say is that if any kids of mine end up nearly half as bad as i did, I'd murder them ;)

Care to mate? :-P
 
2013-04-29 04:01:10 AM
"Why don't you just talk to your f*cking kids?"  "There's an app for that."
 
2013-04-29 06:21:36 AM

moothemagiccow: How does this guy get around not telling the cops about the drugs he finds?


The freedom of speech includes the right to not speak at all
 
2013-04-29 06:55:12 AM

andychrist420: generallyso: andychrist420: Not as bad as the cops finding drugs in your house after your doped up kid gets caught doing something illegal.

I can't imagine that's more likely than the guy with the police drug dog telling police when it finds something.

He's not.  Did you RTFA, or just imagine you did?  It's a private service he provides to the parents for a fee.  Then the parents can address it without having to involve the police.  If the kid won't listen, then the police will probably be involved eventually.  But it's better in the long run to catch it early before law enforcement gets involved.  It's an ancient concept called "Parenting"

/not a police dog
//private security company
///He's not a cop, why the hatred?


His point was the chances of your house getting raided because your son got picked up by cops on the street while high is slim to none.
 
2013-04-29 08:38:11 AM

Mad_Radhu: ProTip for Parents: Kids will always try to be the opposite of you in order to rebel as teens, so you basically have to be an Edina during their formative years if you want your little snowflake to be a Saffy.


Nicely stated.

/my 8yr old daughter scolds me profusely every time I stub my toe and curse
 
2013-04-29 09:27:46 AM
"Lounge music"?  Really subby?  Seems that would be more appropriate if the kid was getting smashed on Manhattans or martinis.  Or if your comment was written in early October, 1963.
 
2013-04-29 02:00:14 PM

Smeggy Smurf: megarian: Smeggy Smurf: If the kids don't get caught with drugs at some point then you have failed as a parent.  A good parent will find the drugs and a properly raised kid will be allowed to fark up in a spectacular fashion.  Then you whip their ass, hug them and make sure they know how the world works.  Again.  Because teenagers are dumb and need to be told over and over until it finally sinks in.

/speaking from experience as a former dumb teenager and now stepdad to a dumb teenager

Wow. I liked everything about your comment.

Thanks.  I'm usually an asshole here but when it comes to kids I'm all about doing the right thing.  Raising them is hard enough without having jerks trying to make it harder.


This
 
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