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(Boulder Daily Camera)   Forced exercise shows same benefit as voluntary exercise. Subby demands everyone continue working their biceps by drinking beer   (dailycamera.com) divider line 30
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2013-04-28 07:15:56 PM
Dr Zoidberg endorsed spa soon to follow.
 
2013-04-28 07:18:59 PM
Dr. Greenwood has thoroughly demonstrated his expertise at writing grant proposals.

/hey, we all gotta eat
 
2013-04-28 07:24:11 PM
Aah, the 16 oz. curl.  The exercise of champions.
 
2013-04-28 07:28:00 PM
Next months headline "Mayor Bloomberg signs executive order requiring restaurants to make anyone ordering 500 or moire calories to do 25 minutes of cardio before being served"
 
2013-04-28 07:31:11 PM
demonstration of concept

making someone do what (is thought to be) is good for them
 
2013-04-28 07:31:27 PM
As an Army veteran, my knees would disagree.
 
2013-04-28 07:32:41 PM

Mateorabi: Aah, the 16 oz. curl.  The exercise of champions.


should upgrade to 22 oz curls.
 
2013-04-28 07:48:45 PM
I don't drink but I can still give my bicep a good workout...

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2013-04-28 07:58:12 PM
In other news, the laws of thermodynamics are not anthropic.

/obvious tag has to be at the gym in 26 minutes
 
2013-04-28 08:43:47 PM

Brick-House: I don't drink but I can still give my bicep a good workout...

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Fisting that bunghole would use more tricep, IMO
 
2013-04-28 09:09:26 PM
Nothing makes you hate doing any exercise for the rest of your life more than a butthole P.E. teacher.
 
2013-04-28 09:21:01 PM
More PT drill sergeant!
 
2013-04-28 09:24:05 PM
Exercise can reduce anxiety and depression -- even if it's something you're being forced to do

Oh, THAT explains why I always loved being laughed at in Phys Ed class!
 
2013-04-28 10:46:10 PM
Yes, and people drink for different reasons, yet they all still get drunk.  Fascinating.

/we're wasting money on this shiat?
//dibs on the drinking study.
///hooray for government booze.
 
2013-04-28 11:52:28 PM
Does this mean more compulsory exercise programs on the telescreen?
 
2013-04-29 01:14:49 AM
Oh yeah, there is nothing more relaxing than finding a 25 mile road march on the farking training schedule.  Its EXACTLY the same feeling you get when while looking up your checking account balance a week from payday you find a three digit balance...in parenthesis.
 
2013-04-29 01:24:29 AM

Pribar: Next months headline "Mayor Bloomberg signs executive order requiring restaurants to make anyone ordering 500 or moire calories to do 25 minutes of cardio before being served"


The best part will be when he authorizes the nypd to enforce the requirement nationwide.
 
2013-04-29 01:45:14 AM

TV's Vinnie: Nothing makes you hate doing any exercise for the rest of your life more than a butthole P.E. teacher.


You are now officially expendable. Go help the snackfood companies and the medical industry make some money.
 
2013-04-29 01:59:48 AM

TV's Vinnie: Nothing makes you hate doing any exercise for the rest of your life more than a butthole P.E. teacher.


If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.
 
2013-04-29 04:08:44 AM

Pribar: Next months headline "Mayor Bloomberg signs executive order requiring restaurants to make anyone ordering 500 or moire calories to do 25 minutes of cardio before being served"


The sad thing is, I'll bet you actually believe this.
 
2013-04-29 07:10:49 AM
Okay, dammit, I'll do it - but I'll resent you for it, for at least 30 seconds...
 
2013-04-29 07:54:41 AM

Abacus9: Pribar: Next months headline "Mayor Bloomberg signs executive order requiring restaurants to make anyone ordering 500 or moire calories to do 25 minutes of cardio before being served"

The sad thing is, I'll bet you actually believe this.


No the sad thing is your need to white knight him, no matter how hard you scream "leave Bloomberg alone" he still won't love you

/or let ya have that 32oz mtn dew to go with your cheetos
 
2013-04-29 08:27:02 AM
AF vet laughing.

/what forced exercise?
 
2013-04-29 09:57:43 AM
All right time to call up the Obamacare regulars and round up those fatties. We will move them to special Freedom Through Exertion camps and relieve them of their excess body fat in order to reduce health care costs across the board.

Now you fatties can refuse to go to these camps, but you will be no longer be eligible for Obamacare, Medicare, and Medicaid. In addition doctors and emergency rooms will be required to refuse you care.

Forced exercise for all!
 
2013-04-29 10:02:01 AM
Exercise, eat right, die anyway. -- George Carlin

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2013-04-29 11:35:44 AM
Actually, your brachialis muscle is more specific for beer-drinking posture than the biceps.

/ The more you know
// The more pedantic you become
/// Brick-House: thank you, thank you, thank you!
//// I finally got to use slashies!
 
2013-04-29 04:10:37 PM
Your doctor or drill sergeant can only verbally abuse you, but a sensei is paid to physically abuse you.  He will use a shinai to correct your form by lightly smacking you as hard he can on the offending limb.  He will pair you with the class fatass for drills and then hit you when you aren't running fast enough while shoulder carrying the fatass.  The whistle of his shinai is the only warning you receive before it cracks into your back as you attempt to spider crawl while dragging the fatass underneath you.  When he is tired of beating you himself, he will have you spar a black belt with jealousy issues after pairing you with the black belt's girlfriend for stretching.  If he is really cruel he will pair you with the roid pumped white belt for throw drills.  These regular beatings make you happier about everyday life by giving you perspective.   Whenever something bad happens you think: at least a power crazed maniac with a wooden sword isn't knocking my feet out from under me right now.
 
2013-04-29 04:36:27 PM

Vegetative reproduction: Your doctor or drill sergeant can only verbally abuse you, but a sensei is paid to physically abuse you.  He will use a shinai to correct your form by lightly smacking you as hard he can on the offending limb.  He will pair you with the class fatass for drills and then hit you when you aren't running fast enough while shoulder carrying the fatass.  The whistle of his shinai is the only warning you receive before it cracks into your back as you attempt to spider crawl while dragging the fatass underneath you.  When he is tired of beating you himself, he will have you spar a black belt with jealousy issues after pairing you with the black belt's girlfriend for stretching.  If he is really cruel he will pair you with the roid pumped white belt for throw drills.  These regular beatings make you happier about everyday life by giving you perspective.   Whenever something bad happens you think: at least a power crazed maniac with a wooden sword isn't knocking my feet out from under me right now.




Nice.
 
2013-04-29 06:42:05 PM
Exercise is usually beneficial in the short term, but many people burn out after a few months, and take as many months to recover while not exercising.  For them to try and continue an exercise regimen after that initial period will drag them down more and more until they have to stop or they experience real damage.
 
2013-04-30 12:06:03 AM

Pribar: Abacus9: Pribar: Next months headline "Mayor Bloomberg signs executive order requiring restaurants to make anyone ordering 500 or moire calories to do 25 minutes of cardio before being served"

The sad thing is, I'll bet you actually believe this.

No the sad thing is your need to white knight him, no matter how hard you scream "leave Bloomberg alone" he still won't love you

/or let ya have that 32oz mtn dew to go with your cheetos


Actually, I can't stand Bloomberg. I think he's a total moron. So I'm not white knighting him, but it's just ridiculous the lengths people like you go to in order to make him seem like some sort of dictator. And I don't need a 32 oz Dew, I'll just get two 20 ouncers.
 
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