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(Pajiba)   The greatest Kickstarter project ever conceived is now available: A feature film based on Jack Chick's "Dark Dungeons" tract   ( pajiba.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Jack Chick, Dungeons, Zach Braff, Kickstarter, feature films, Reefer Madness, unstoppable force, feature length  
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2640 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Apr 2013 at 4:49 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-28 06:25:49 PM  
2 votes:
HAW HAW HAW! Those @!!**! religious kooks will finally get what's comin' to 'em!
2013-04-28 03:18:05 PM  
2 votes:
Hire Rob Zombie to direct.
2013-04-28 03:15:18 PM  
2 votes:
Here's my money!
2013-04-29 05:32:47 PM  
1 vote:

Walter Paisley: Of course, the lazier authors were sometimes more amusing and ridiculous, like Jeff Godwin claiming that Amy Grant was a closet Satanist.


There was nothing closeted about Amy Grant's Satanism...see!?
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2013-04-29 03:49:41 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, well... here are a few more gems:

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It's funny... When I got this comic as a kid in the early 1980s, they had cassettes on the cover.
I guess they felt the need to update the message to be "hip" and appeal to the young folks.


The scene is a record producer's party...
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Yes, kids. Everything BUT the cross is evil.


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Yes, Stonehenge is evil, too.


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I KNEW IT! The Beatles are secretly druids turning kids to Satan!!!


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"How did they find out what we've been doing?" is just hilarious.
Incidentally, I used to take a witch language class, but I dropped it to take up goblin-speak.


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And you thought McCartney and Lennon did all their own work.


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SO DON'T BE FOOLED!!!!


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coughfarenheit451coughnazigermanycoughcoughcough!

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Oh, so now we look like Nazis.  GOOD JOB, GOD. THANKS A LOT!
2013-04-29 03:30:04 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, you want screwed up? The Chick tracts are nothing compared to The Crusaders comic books.

I was given a full collection of them as a kid, and they messed with my head something fierce.

http://www.cuttingedge.org/category_results.cfm?Category=11

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Later in the comic....


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Still Later. . .


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It keeps getting better. . .

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Five seconds later . . .


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More stuff happens, and then. . .


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Finally,   The More You Know. . .


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And that's just one comic book... Some are worse and even more disgusting.
2013-04-28 06:38:48 PM  
1 vote:
A few examples for those who aren't aware of the hilariously over-the-top nature of Jack Chick's work. It's like getting a glimpse of a fundie version of The Twilight Zone.

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For more Jack Chick shenanigans, check out http://ohnojackchick.tumblr.com/, which is an archive of the most amusing panels from his tracts.

Here's the Dark Dungeons tract with commentary imagined as an episode of MST3K:
http://www.rpglibrary.org/inspiration/darkdungeons/index.php
2013-04-28 05:20:36 PM  
1 vote:
kronicfeld Sigh. Stupid unfetchable images. Mazes & Monsters, starring Tom Hanks.

The real story took place in Ann Arbor(Googles 'Dallas Egbert') they shot it in New York(there were little  kids waving @ the camera)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IkuQouJqOA
/pretty sure I'm still the only Farker who's ever met Jack Chick
2013-04-28 03:22:45 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sorry but it already happened, and it's called the Veronica Mars movie kickstarter.

Unless we get a Firefly series out of kickstarter, or an isometric Fallout from it, ain't gonna be topped.
 
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