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(Metro)   The best of the best beards at the International German Beard Championships. Nothing but pure stash awesomeness with this group   (metro.co.uk) divider line 34
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2013-04-28 03:49:55 PM  
Meh, none of those beat the beard cage with working beard door

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2013-04-28 04:46:31 PM  
'stache
 
2013-04-28 05:05:53 PM  
Didn't see any of Tom Cruise's ex-wives...
 
2013-04-28 05:06:41 PM  
For us Farkettes who like facial hair, this could be a very good thread.

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2013-04-28 05:09:25 PM  
Holy crap, it's Q!

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2013-04-28 05:12:23 PM  
With a great mustache comes great responsibility.
 
2013-04-28 05:12:57 PM  
Finally all the German Beards from all the different German nations can get together for the International German Beard Championship.
 
2013-04-28 05:14:32 PM  

Mmmmmm, Kelly Preston...


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2013-04-28 05:17:47 PM  
Tom Cruise is marrying a German woman?
 
2013-04-28 05:31:05 PM  
It's a trap! You show up with your awesome stash, then the police swoop on and take it!

Oh, stache? Never mind, carry on.
 
2013-04-28 05:39:11 PM  
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images.nexopia.com

/biatch stole mah fishdoo
 
2013-04-28 05:43:26 PM  

FizixJunkee: For us Farkettes who like facial hair, this could be a very good thread.

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Thought my Old Lady was the only one with that kick,  as a little girl she had (hell still has) a crush on Grizzly Adams , we met on the Appalachian trail, she was in a group that got lost near the Cumberland gap, I found em and led em back to the trail where she promptly ditched her friends and followed me. I always joke that I coulda been a serial killer on the run for all she knew, she always replies that for a big dude with a massive beard that knows woodcraft she was willing to take the chance.
 
2013-04-28 05:47:38 PM  

Oldiron_79: With a great mustache comes great responsibility.


Absolutely.  It was in Val Kilmer's contract when he signed for the role of Doc Holliday in "Tombstone."

/"You're a daisy, if you do..."
 
2013-04-28 06:04:22 PM  
No one has a better beard and 'stach than your mom.
 
2013-04-28 06:16:54 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-28 06:17:02 PM  
Shouldn't the same guy win it every year?
 
2013-04-28 06:47:54 PM  
Looking at though pictures made me vaguely nauseous.


Facial hair is gross.
 
2013-04-28 06:55:39 PM  

tripleseven: Looking at though pictures made me vaguely nauseous.


Facial hair is gross.


But when men want women to remove their body hair, all of a sudden it's "Patriarchy Alert" time...
 
2013-04-28 07:06:38 PM  
In waaaaaay to late to make any Tom Cruise jokes....

But it was the first thing I thought when I saw the headline.
 
2013-04-28 07:14:22 PM  

FrancoFile: tripleseven: Looking at though pictures made me vaguely nauseous.


Facial hair is gross.

But when men want women to remove their body hair, all of a sudden it's "Patriarchy Alert" time...


I'm a guy, so maybe your comment is misdirected?
 
2013-04-28 07:18:32 PM  

desertfool: In waaaaaay to late to make any Tom Cruise jokes....

But it was the first thing I thought when I saw the headline.


This.

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2013-04-28 07:23:46 PM  
Rush Limbaugh's wife
 
2013-04-28 07:24:30 PM  
Michelle Bachman gets no love here?
 
2013-04-28 07:25:48 PM  

skinink: Mmmmmm, Kelly Preston...
[images.askmen.com image 376x490]


well played
 
2013-04-28 09:33:14 PM  
Anyone ever grown a beard only to discover it's a different color than all your other hair? I recently grew my first one (clean-shaven lifelong aside from stubble) and though my hair is brown, when the beard filled it was red. I don't mean red highlights, I mean RED. My stubble has always been brown.

But I really dig having a beard. Especially the involuntary stroking of it as though I'm deep in thought. So I got some of Just For Men dye and harmony has been restored to the world.
 
2013-04-28 09:48:47 PM  
Was going to mention Katie Holmes, but you all beat me to it
 
2013-04-28 10:19:42 PM  

dickfreckle: Anyone ever grown a beard only to discover it's a different color than all your other hair? I recently grew my first one (clean-shaven lifelong aside from stubble) and though my hair is brown, when the beard filled it was red. I don't mean red highlights, I mean RED. My stubble has always been brown.

But I really dig having a beard. Especially the involuntary stroking of it as though I'm deep in thought. So I got some of Just For Men dye and harmony has been restored to the world.


Before mine went gray my hair was dark brown almost black but my beard was bronzish red, so don't feel lonely
 
2013-04-28 10:29:08 PM  

Pribar: dickfreckle: Anyone ever grown a beard only to discover it's a different color than all your other hair? I recently grew my first one (clean-shaven lifelong aside from stubble) and though my hair is brown, when the beard filled it was red. I don't mean red highlights, I mean RED. My stubble has always been brown.

But I really dig having a beard. Especially the involuntary stroking of it as though I'm deep in thought. So I got some of Just For Men dye and harmony has been restored to the world.

Before mine went gray my hair was dark brown almost black but my beard was bronzish red, so don't feel lonely


As I said, I think facial hair is gross, but on a lark, last month, for the first time, I grew a beard.
My hair is light brown with blond highlights, and my facial hair is red. Except my moustache, which is blonde.

Apparently, I got the Viking trifecta.

Also, that experiment just solidified my belief that facial hair is nasty.
 
2013-04-28 10:49:24 PM  

dickfreckle: Anyone ever grown a beard only to discover it's a different color than all your other hair? I recently grew my first one (clean-shaven lifelong aside from stubble) and though my hair is brown, when the beard filled it was red. I don't mean red highlights, I mean RED. My stubble has always been brown.

But I really dig having a beard. Especially the involuntary stroking of it as though I'm deep in thought. So I got some of Just For Men dye and harmony has been restored to the world.


Well my head hair is blonde (not strawberry regular blonde), but my facial hair is red red, not strawberry its like red. Of course I discovered this years ago like at puberty and not recently or anything.

If I didn't have a scar that a mustache covers conveiniently I'd probably just go clean shaven and it be a non issue, but Ive got a rather bad scar that my stache covers up that makes me look like a farking James Bond villain when clean shaven
 
2013-04-29 09:18:44 AM  

FizixJunkee: For us Farkettes who like facial hair, this could be a very good thread.

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Women, in need of a shave, scare me.
 
2013-04-29 09:19:25 AM  

Oldiron_79: dickfreckle: Anyone ever grown a beard only to discover it's a different color than all your other hair? I recently grew my first one (clean-shaven lifelong aside from stubble) and though my hair is brown, when the beard filled it was red. I don't mean red highlights, I mean RED. My stubble has always been brown.

But I really dig having a beard. Especially the involuntary stroking of it as though I'm deep in thought. So I got some of Just For Men dye and harmony has been restored to the world.

Well my head hair is blonde (not strawberry regular blonde), but my facial hair is red red, not strawberry its like red. Of course I discovered this years ago like at puberty and not recently or anything.

If I didn't have a scar that a mustache covers conveiniently I'd probably just go clean shaven and it be a non issue, but Ive got a rather bad scar that my stache covers up that makes me look like a farking James Bond villain when clean shaven


farking Neanderthals.
 
2013-04-29 11:12:16 AM  

'staches cool.  Some of these exceed cool, esp when accompanying beards as intended.
Spouse's 'stache merely adequate -- in 2009 with 2 of newly arove kittens


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2013-04-29 12:13:20 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Oldiron_79: dickfreckle: Anyone ever grown a beard only to discover it's a different color than all your other hair? I recently grew my first one (clean-shaven lifelong aside from stubble) and though my hair is brown, when the beard filled it was red. I don't mean red highlights, I mean RED. My stubble has always been brown.

But I really dig having a beard. Especially the involuntary stroking of it as though I'm deep in thought. So I got some of Just For Men dye and harmony has been restored to the world.

Well my head hair is blonde (not strawberry regular blonde), but my facial hair is red red, not strawberry its like red. Of course I discovered this years ago like at puberty and not recently or anything.

If I didn't have a scar that a mustache covers conveiniently I'd probably just go clean shaven and it be a non issue, but Ive got a rather bad scar that my stache covers up that makes me look like a farking James Bond villain when clean shaven

farking Neanderthals.


Yeah a farking your mom Neanderthal
 
2013-04-29 01:41:09 PM  
Hey!  Jack!

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