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(Japan Today)   Clean-cut actress famed for her sports drink commercials unretires, announces divorce in order to start new career in porn. "Of course, not everyone is so down about the news, and many anticipate long, loving nights with Goto on their screens"   (japantoday.com) divider line 49
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2013-04-28 01:47:17 PM
You could say she's branching out.
 
2013-04-28 02:09:05 PM
I've had GOTO on my screen since the early 80s.

/Commodore 64
 
2013-04-28 02:09:57 PM
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Goto
 
2013-04-28 02:23:15 PM
Is she going to do anal creampie, choke, scat, golden shower, nipple clamp, unshaven bush, rim job, incest, foot licking, beastiality porn?
 
2013-04-28 02:24:55 PM

fatalvenom: Is she going to do anal creampie, choke, scat, golden shower, nipple clamp, unshaven bush, rim job, incest, foot licking, beastiality porn?


Don't forget tentacle rape.
 
2013-04-28 02:28:17 PM
I thought GOSUB was better
 
2013-04-28 02:35:21 PM
Tail recursion
 
2013-04-28 02:42:42 PM
not satisfied with being PEEK she's getting POKE
 
2013-04-28 02:45:52 PM
I, for one, hope she stars in Gaping Anal Hookers To See Tonsils #45. With all the advancements in cinematography I'm sure it will be a huge winner in the consumer market and at all the award shows.
 
2013-04-28 02:49:09 PM
On one hand, yay!  She's pretty hot so it's certainly no bad thing.

On the other hand, boo!  It's Japan so there will be the obligatory mosaics.
 
2013-04-28 02:50:21 PM
Japan's Parents Resource Council and the BASIC Programmer's Alliance agree: Goto considered harmful.
 
2013-04-28 02:56:14 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: On one hand, yay!  She's pretty hot so it's certainly no bad thing.

On the other hand, boo!  It's Japan so there will be the obligatory mosaics.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-28 02:57:18 PM
Godo?

2.bp.blogspot.com

/Obscure.
//Also hotlink.
 
2013-04-28 02:58:13 PM
 
2013-04-28 02:58:49 PM

ModernLuddite: Godo?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 621x468]

/Obscure.
//Also hotlink.


Is... is that Japanese Carl Sagan?
 
2013-04-28 03:00:14 PM

Trocadero: The sound of one hand clapping: On one hand, yay!  She's pretty hot so it's certainly no bad thing.

On the other hand, boo!  It's Japan so there will be the obligatory mosaics.

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they blur the sex parts because their "first amendment" is crystal clear
"Freedom of assembly, association, speech, and secrecy of communications: All guaranteed without qualification by Article 21, which forbids censorship. "
mosaicing the sexy bits is CLEARLY censorship and forbidden by their constittution.
so japan does not mosiac the sexy bits

WAIT, WHAT?
insertion porn, bits showing hair is ILLEGAL???
WTF
that is CLEARLY unconstitutional under article 21
WTF JAPAN!!!
 
2013-04-28 03:02:24 PM
Will she be giving DirtyGardenGirl or HotKinkyJo a run for their money in the full-thickness prolapse department?
 
2013-04-28 03:06:23 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Japan#Pornography

cracks me up
censorship is FORBIDDEN under article 21. period.
the high court rules the laws against obscene dont apply.

ROFL
the purist form of censorship
 
2013-04-28 03:07:38 PM

namatad: WTF JAPAN!!!


Is that really any worse than US law on porn?
 
2013-04-28 03:08:21 PM

FloydA: NSFW?


you wonderful bastard
 
2013-04-28 03:20:02 PM
Floyd, you asshole.
 
2013-04-28 03:22:57 PM

MrEricSir: namatad: WTF JAPAN!!!

Is that really any worse than US law on porn?


yes much worse!!
we have access to tons of high quality western porn.
we need the japanese and other asian countries to wake up and stop censoring!!
(yes, I have tons of urabon. yes I NEED MORE!!!)
/lol
 
2013-04-28 03:26:06 PM
Wow that is a little strange but understandable. It seems like she has a fanbase from her past modeling but hasn't been able to get a steady acting career going. So in other words, she has no steady income coming in because having a fanbase doesn't bring you money, and it seems that she didn't take the time to build any other skills. So it comes down to doing porn and hope that her fanbase buys her films.
 
2013-04-28 03:36:33 PM

namatad: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Japan#Pornography

cracks me up
censorship is FORBIDDEN under article 21. period.
the high court rules the laws against obscene dont apply.

ROFL
the purist form of censorship


Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Japanese Constitution To Be
 
2013-04-28 03:44:45 PM

FloydA: NSFW?


I have the strangest woody right now.
 
2013-04-28 04:11:59 PM

FloydA: NSFW?


Damn, for a second there I thought I was passed out drunk on my kitchen floor.
 
2013-04-28 04:15:27 PM

ModernLuddite: Godo?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 621x468]

/Obscure.
//Also hotlink.


Except: A) This is fark... nothing is really obscure.
B)  It's MST3k!  That's never really obscure.
 
2013-04-28 04:34:00 PM
The Obscure Hotlinks would be a good band name.

/TOH! TOOOOOOH!
 
2013-04-28 04:35:58 PM

elvisaintdead: FloydA: NSFW?

I have the strangest woody right now.


I have a splinter... which... is... also strange...


/what I'm saying is that it's very unusual for me to have sex with wooden floors.
//and I forgot my rule about 'no unfinished floors'
/// if there's varnish on the playing field...
 
2013-04-28 04:48:03 PM

Vacation Bible School: ModernLuddite: Godo?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 621x468]

/Obscure.
//Also hotlink.

Is... is that Japanese Carl Sagan?


Birrions and birrions
 
2013-04-28 05:10:41 PM

FloydA: NSFW?


I guess I'm missing something...
 
2013-04-28 05:24:37 PM

FloydA: NSFW?


That is just filthy.
 
2013-04-28 06:08:22 PM

FloydA: NSFW?


Dude. I can totally see wood.
 
2013-04-28 06:54:18 PM
Is the move from gravure to porn considered a big move?

Isn't this like when some porn actress expends from girl-girl only to guy-girl scenes?

Oh, and was doing gravure at 14?  Is this common?  Cause I may have to sanitize some storage before I end up on a list.
 
2013-04-28 07:23:38 PM

MrEricSir: namatad: WTF JAPAN!!!

Is that really any worse than US law on porn?


And is that really any different from what would occur even without that test?  Let's face it, people always have a line, which may shift over time, whether due to legal, cultural, or other factors.  The line may be obscure now, but since there is never really an established, unmovable line anyway, might as well just go with the precedent now set.
 
2013-04-28 09:32:27 PM
I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is...

img841.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-29 12:56:07 AM
Is crying and squeaking while tiny-dicked guys molest you a good career move?
 
2013-04-29 01:02:40 AM
www.memes.at
 
2013-04-29 01:29:17 AM

Handsome B. Wonderful: Is crying and squeaking while tiny-dicked guys molest you a good career move?


if it's good enough for Mother Theresa and Lindsay Lohan it's good enough for her.
 
2013-04-29 04:46:45 AM

ongbok: Wow that is a little strange but understandable. It seems like she has a fanbase from her past modeling but hasn't been able to get a steady acting career going. So in other words, she has no steady income coming in because having a fanbase doesn't bring you money, and it seems that she didn't take the time to build any other skills. So it comes down to doing porn and hope that her fanbase buys her films.


You need to understand what her "fanbase" is.

She started out doing "gravure" modelling as a young teen.  That's basically borderline child porn.  Bound books of young girls "innocently" romping in wet bikinis and lolling about in little sundresses.  Her "fanbase" was never anything but older men perving on a young girl.

A gravure model going into porn isn't unusual in Japan.  It's unusual if they don't end up in porn.
 
2013-04-29 05:48:07 AM
I'm wondering if being a pop-tart type 'actress' in Japan is actually more brutal than being one here in the US.  I wonder if they have better or worse outcomes than our trainwrecks here.
 
2013-04-29 08:57:07 AM

Handsome B. Wonderful: Is crying and squeaking while tiny-dicked guys molest you a good career move?


There's obviously a market for it as the crap seems to be everywhere when I'm trying to rub one out.
 
2013-04-29 10:39:01 AM
I'm going to have to research her further when I get home today.
 
2013-04-29 11:16:24 AM

Skarekrough: Handsome B. Wonderful: Is crying and squeaking while tiny-dicked guys molest you a good career move?

There's obviously a market for it as the crap seems to be everywhere when I'm trying to rub one out.


Ain't it the truth?  I typically mute the sound, those "eeeehhhh-eeeehhhh-eeeehhhh" farking sounds from Japanese porn chicks seek out and drill into the spinal chord....not unlike the voice of Capt. Janeway on Voyager.  Good grief that woman has one of the most ANNOYING voices ever.

/did like it when she banged the landscaper dude in Throw Mama from the Train (ruff ruff)
 
2013-04-29 12:30:22 PM

ristst: Skarekrough: Handsome B. Wonderful: Is crying and squeaking while tiny-dicked guys molest you a good career move?

There's obviously a market for it as the crap seems to be everywhere when I'm trying to rub one out.

Ain't it the truth?  I typically mute the sound, those "eeeehhhh-eeeehhhh-eeeehhhh" farking sounds from Japanese porn chicks seek out and drill into the spinal chord....not unlike the voice of Capt. Janeway on Voyager.  Good grief that woman has one of the most ANNOYING voices ever.

/did like it when she banged the landscaper dude in Throw Mama from the Train (ruff ruff)


Who the hell watches porn with the sound on?
 
2013-04-29 01:25:42 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Who the hell watches porn with the sound on?


Depends on what it is.  Some women make good sounds.  This does not apply to Japanese porn actresses.
 
2013-04-29 02:53:46 PM

ristst: Dingleberry Dickwad: Who the hell watches porn with the sound on?

Depends on what it is.  Some women make good sounds.  This does not apply to Japanese porn actresses.


Which is a shame because they're usually smoking hot.  Slim young bodies, nicely trimmed bushes and no tattooe
 
2013-04-29 11:31:28 PM

FloydA: NSFW?

 
2013-04-29 11:35:28 PM

Goddamit


nobodygoeshere.com
 
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