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2013-04-28 12:57:05 PM
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
 
2013-04-28 01:44:53 PM

thamike: Cocaine's a helluva drug.


Spider thread?

static.ddmcdn.com
 
2013-04-28 01:46:48 PM
As long as the fear isn't crippling, it doesn't need diagnosing.
 
2013-04-28 01:47:06 PM
Big book of British smiles?
 
2013-04-28 01:48:30 PM
I'll admit that Parrots and pet Rodents freak me right the fark out. Parrots just cause their beak looks like a bite from it would be super painful and nasty. Rodents for kind of the same reason, the bites.

Anyways it's kinda unrelated because I have always found the dentist to be a relaxing experience.
 
2013-04-28 01:50:58 PM

wildsilverfox: Big book of British smiles?

www.ukcc.org.uk
 
2013-04-28 01:52:25 PM
A large segment of the British population have a phobia involving food made by "foreigners":

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2013-04-28 01:52:33 PM
Woman in the picture in actually in a Proctologist's office. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 
2013-04-28 01:54:38 PM
i148.photobucket.com

"Now sit back and relax, as I mesmerize you with my teeth."
 
2013-04-28 01:56:14 PM
I have a paralyzing phobia of telling other people that I have a paralyzing phobia.....
 
2013-04-28 01:57:57 PM
I'd rather know which star is showing their bum
 
2013-04-28 02:03:00 PM
This. Explains. EVERYTHING...

...the evidence of history!

Academia states that in the absence of any sort of evidence of the existence of something it must be deemed not to exist until verifiable evidence is found - thus god is held not to exist pending some sort of verifiable evidence.

The bible is what is called "Faction" A fictional story set in a factual time and place. Thus the time, place and real historical characters are all correct but the fictional characters and stories are not!

There is not one single mention of Jesus in the entire Roman record - that is right - not one! At the same time as he was supposed to have been around there were a number of Jews claiming to be the messiah - all of whom are well recorded!
There is not a single contemporary record from any source and even the bible mentions of him like all other references were not written until many years after his supposed death!

He was supposed to have been a huge problem to the Romans and produced wonderful miracles but still not one contemporary record?

Even the bible mentions of him like all other references were not written until many years after his supposed death!
Pilate is recorded in the Roman record as a somewhat lack luster man but no mention of a Jesus, a trial or crucifixion that would surely have been used to make him look brighter!

At best he was an amalgam of those others but almost certainly never existed!

Not one word of it is contemporary with the period and was not written until several hundred years after the period the story is set in!! How did the apostles write their books more than a hundred years after they would have been dead?
Please realize that those claims for the Old historians are worthless since they were not even born until long after everyone in the stories would have been so long dead!

Josephus AD 37 - AD 100
Tacitus AD 56 - AD 120
Suetonius - 69 - 130 AD
Pliny the Younger, 61 AD - 112 AD
Justin Martyr (Saint Justin) AD103-165 AD
Lucian - AD 120 -180 AD but he was hostile to Christianity and openly mocked it.
Pamphilius AD 240-309 AD
Eusebius AD 263 - 339 AD
Photius AD 877 - 886 AD
Thallus - But there are no actual record of him except a fragment of writing which mentions the sack of Troy [109 BC] Showing that he was clearly not alive in biblical times.

Some even try to use Seneca. 4 BCE - 65 CE but as a Stoic Philosopher he opposed religion yet made not a single mention of a Jesus or Christianity!

Even funnier is trying to claim Celsus AD ? - 177 AD Who said that Jesus was a Jew who'se mother was a poor Jewish girl whose husband, who was a carpenter, drove her away because of her adultery with a Roman soldier named Panthera. She gave birth to an illegitimate child named Jesus. In Egypt, Jesus became learned in sorcery and upon his return presented himself as a god.
 
2013-04-28 02:05:14 PM
cdn.hypervocal.com
 
2013-04-28 02:07:14 PM
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."


/And Terr-rists
//And guns
///And Republicans
 
2013-04-28 02:08:05 PM
media.chick.com
 
2013-04-28 02:09:32 PM

SpdrJay: I have a paralyzing phobia of telling other people that I have a paralyzing phobia.....


And now that you are paralyzed from the eyes down you can get on the dole.  Well played.
 
2013-04-28 02:10:11 PM
FTFA:  a third are scared of heights and almost one in five fear the dentist.

More people are afraid of something harmless than of a butcher who failed med school?
 
2013-04-28 02:14:00 PM
I have a phobia of Tom Wopat.

But it's justified.

Unannounced and sudden fisting will do that.

/also, what a terrible article
 
2013-04-28 02:19:14 PM
This was already done brilliantly by John Cleese in A Fish Called Wanda
 
2013-04-28 02:26:12 PM
Found a HOT picture of a boob job on that page NSFW
Preemptive Eyebleach
 
2013-04-28 02:33:18 PM

chakra: Found a HOT picture of a boob job on that page NSFW
Preemptive Eyebleach


motivateurself.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-28 02:38:41 PM
 
2013-04-28 02:43:58 PM
Everyone has a phobia.
If you say you don't, you just haven't run into it yet.
 
2013-04-28 02:56:26 PM

Maus III: This. Explains. EVERYTHING...

...the evidence of history!

Academia states that in the absence of any sort of evidence of the existence of something it must be deemed not to exist until verifiable evidence is found - thus god is held not to exist pending some sort of verifiable evidence.

as Doug Adams wrote, the babelfish proves God doesn't exist. The arguement goes something like this:

'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
"'But,' says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
"'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"'Oh, that was easy,' says Man
 
2013-04-28 02:58:33 PM
 
2013-04-28 03:07:51 PM
What's up with their refusal to get braces?
 
2013-04-28 03:08:50 PM

Slackness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AdYaTa_lOf4

This explains all


That might be the best thing on the internet. Thank you.
 
2013-04-28 03:19:32 PM
Oh, if only, if only there  were a better way.  Celexa and Ativan FTW, but not always, I told my shrink I'd rather not be a brain eating zombie or pill cramming junkie.  It works...most of the time, anyways in specified amounts and at the appropriate times.

/still hates spiders, waterfalls and fountains
//no drug to cure crazy, amirite?
 
2013-04-28 03:21:20 PM
That and being a step parent to a teenager, although, I think that natural parents of any teen would say about the same thing....5 more years :)
 
2013-04-28 03:22:18 PM

DrunkenBob: As long as the fear isn't crippling, it doesn't need diagnosing.


True, but many of the problems they described are pretty bad.
 
2013-04-28 03:33:09 PM
Only a third ?
 
2013-04-28 03:45:34 PM

K3rmy: [cdn.hypervocal.com image 850x537]



They leved her???
 
2013-04-28 04:55:08 PM
we don't over stimulate the water with floride... like the yanks.

sorry i can't drink your water, i'm amazed you can... it's vile. Gawd knows the cancers and what other crap you've got  because of it.
 
2013-04-28 05:04:00 PM

deplorable: we don't over stimulate the water with floride... like the yanks.

sorry i can't drink your water, i'm amazed you can... it's vile. Gawd knows the cancers and what other crap you've got  because of it.


2/10
 
2013-04-28 05:34:02 PM

deplorable: we don't over stimulate the water with floride... like the yanks.

sorry i can't drink your water, i'm amazed you can... it's vile. Gawd knows the cancers and what other crap you've got  because of it.


Yeah, you have to have good water in the UK to choke down the food.  I'm assuming UK anyway, as Canada also adds fluoride, and its residents are not as douchey.
 
2013-04-28 10:16:09 PM
One in seventeen are afraid of flying spiders.
 
2013-04-28 11:37:37 PM
QUICK!  Give me a 131 word article on phobias.... GO!
 
2013-04-29 07:39:24 PM

Maus III: [media.chick.com image 462x239]


A tad NSFW (language)
 
2013-04-29 07:43:04 PM
Did you ever have the feeling that somehow, somewhere, a duck was watching you?
 
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