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(Buzzfeed)   As you ready your summer vacation plans, perhaps you should include one of these eighteen coolest water slides from around the globe   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 41
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2013-04-28 12:23:23 PM  
Just getting this out of the way...

www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-04-28 12:23:38 PM  
Nice selection of slides.

I don't know about coolest but I like the drop slide at Water County USA.

Vanish Point - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgM-uBDoKlc
 
2013-04-28 12:24:19 PM  

ds_4815: Just getting this out of the way...

[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]


I'll give you $10 bucks to try it... :D
 
2013-04-28 12:25:05 PM  
Between DOJ investigations, Del Smith's lack of funds and the airline robbing parts from the waterslide for its fleet, it doesn't have much time left.
 
2013-04-28 12:25:54 PM  
Evergreen that is...

/mobile site sucks for commenting.
 
2013-04-28 12:28:39 PM  

ds_4815: Just getting this out of the way...


Shakes tiny fist
 
2013-04-28 12:31:34 PM  
I wonder how the religious police deal with the Dubai ones.
 
2013-04-28 12:35:30 PM  
I was going for Traction Park first, you bastard.
 
2013-04-28 12:37:38 PM  
coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com

I do love the water slides....
 
2013-04-28 12:39:19 PM  
I can't wait to get back the Wisconsin Dells this summer. Lots of eye candy everywhere.
 
2013-04-28 12:39:32 PM  
www.forkparty.com

Is summer here yet?
 
2013-04-28 12:39:43 PM  
No love for the slide at Hedonism?

/drunkenly jumped into the tank of the slide at the Atlantis once
 
2013-04-28 12:44:59 PM  
Apparently twenty years of nasal screeching can get you this:

takesunset.com
 
2013-04-28 12:45:57 PM  
Are you ready for the summer?
Are you ready for the good times?
Are you ready for the birds and bees, the apple trees, and a whole lot of foolin' around?
 
2013-04-28 12:47:30 PM  

desertfool: I can't wait to get back the Wisconsin Dells this summer. Lots of eye candy everywhere.


Wisconsin Dells is awesome.  Also many of the slides on the list are also at Noah's Ark, or were there first and copied.
 
2013-04-28 12:48:01 PM  
That one in Brazil looks crazy. Throw me out of a perfectly good aircraft if you want, I just find those freefall water slides scary.
 
2013-04-28 12:49:08 PM  
I would never get on any of the Chinese ones.  Somehow I don't have faith in their designs when it comes to safety.

The one into the ocean in Italy looks amazing though.
 
2013-04-28 12:50:26 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: I do love the water slides....


re her right boob:  is that  a breast or gills?
 
2013-04-28 12:51:48 PM  
Nothing from Sclitterbahn? Fail.
 
2013-04-28 12:54:03 PM  
coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-28 12:55:57 PM  

Andromeda: The one into the ocean in Italy looks amazing though.


yeah, that is awesome.  also the one in Bahamas is cool to.  you slide through a shark tank?  SIGN ME UP!

at San Diego legoland, I was giong superfast on one of them and since i'm a fat fark, on one of the bends i felt myself going over the edge.  you know that "oh shiat!" feeling when your entire skin turns to pinpricks for like, a tenth of a second?  i had taht.  even thought the whole ride is only about 45 secnds long, the second half wasn't fun at all because I was scared.  moral of the story: don't be a fat fark and try to go fast on a waterslide.
 
2013-04-28 12:58:49 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com

What a water slide looks like in North Korea. Certainly not Six Flags.
 
2013-04-28 01:06:16 PM  
This one used to scare the shait out of me as a kid:
i.imgur.com

/Wet and Wild - Vegas
 
2013-04-28 01:07:23 PM  
...each and every one of us on the planet, owns all the planet.
And what we've got to do-what we've got to do is have a plan.
I have a dream. I have a vision:
that everybody on the planet
is going to get together, and they're going to go to the amusement park of my mind:
MOJO WORLD
Where there's:
Waterslides
and loop-de-loops
and barbecue sauce in the waterslides
and go-kart tracks
going through the loop-de-loops of the waterslides
and there's DRIVE IN MOVIE THEATERS,
Showing Vanishing Point, Two Lane Blacktop, and Thunder Road every night
And you can always buy
Cheez-Whiz
Teeny-Weenies Old Grandpa made
And liquor stores are open 24 hours a day, every day
And there's no fool with a little badge saying, We ID under 25,
If they ID you and you're old enough to buy, you get it FREE
That's Mojo World!
And every Saturday night a tribute to a great American hero
It's Evel Knievel Saturday Night, there at Mojo World.
There's cheap beer,
Live music,
24-hour record stores,
You can buy Brunswick stew, hot dogs with coleslaw on them...
You brothers are all saying, "Mojo, How do I get to this place? I want to go."
Everybody wants to go to Mojo World.
Let me tell you what you gotta do:
Turn right at the light,
Go past the trailer park,
Sing, naked in the blazing sunlight of liberty,
You gotta sing, you gotta SING:
This land is your land, this land is my land...


 
2013-04-28 01:08:48 PM  
What no love for Schlitterbahn?

texasboundforgolf.comschlitterbahnnews.com
 
2013-04-28 01:32:32 PM  

eas81: What no love for Schlitterbahn?


I'm sure I saw a film once in which "Günter, take me up the Schlitterbahn" was a pivotal piece of dialogue.
 
2013-04-28 01:37:32 PM  
Sliding around in Drunk-Pee is AWESOME!

I prefer the ocean. Whale pee.
 
2013-04-28 01:50:00 PM  
Haha, you all play in other people's piss.
 
2013-04-28 01:55:12 PM  

volodya: What a water slide looks like in North Korea. Certainly not Six Flags.


That looks gay.


/screw waterslides, Imma going to the Grand MFing Canyon, biatchez
//knowing, I'll likely get to enjoy a rockslide.
 
2013-04-28 02:05:37 PM  

eas81: What no love for Schlitterbahn?

[texasboundforgolf.com image 375x500][schlitterbahnnews.com image 304x455]


The only thing better than Schlitterbahn is floating right past it on the Comal river for free.  Surrounded by thousands of UT and Texas State coeds.
 
2013-04-28 02:09:55 PM  
Overweight Mexicans wearing t-shirts?
 
2013-04-28 02:17:15 PM  

CruJones: eas81: What no love for Schlitterbahn?

[texasboundforgolf.com image 375x500][schlitterbahnnews.com image 304x455]

The only thing better than Schlitterbahn is floating right past it on the Comal river for free.  Surrounded by thousands of UT and Texas State coeds.


Yep, I remember a day tubing down the Comal. Them waters sure are nipply, ain't they?
 
2013-04-28 02:18:06 PM  
no love for action park?
 
2013-04-28 02:31:27 PM  
Waterslide Insano shows no mercy
 
2013-04-28 03:05:09 PM  

the_rhino: no love for action park?


Please see the Boobies.
 
2013-04-28 03:15:52 PM  

funkonomics: Between DOJ investigations, Del Smith's lack of funds and the airline robbing parts from the waterslide for its fleet, it doesn't have much time left.


Thanks, I hadn't heard about the darker side of Evergreen.  Been to the water park and the museum (multiple times).  None of the displays at the museums mention any of that....
 
2013-04-28 03:19:36 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: the_rhino: no love for action park?

Please see the Boobies.


I'm not sure if that's love, so much as acknowledgement such horrific rites of passage have existed in recent times.

/In New Jersey, naturally
//For more info, contact your local ride op with the thousand-yard stare
 
2013-04-28 06:28:24 PM  

Hiro-ACiD: Overweight Mexicans wearing t-shirts?


Absolutely! And don't forget sassy loud fat black ladies in tiny bathing suit to afraid to get their hair wet. Yes I worked at a couple different water parks when I was on summer breaks. You get looked at with disgust most of the time but when they are drowning they are all like "Save me!" "Save me!"
 
2013-04-28 06:37:03 PM  

sleeper2995: Hiro-ACiD: Overweight Mexicans wearing t-shirts?

Absolutely! And don't forget sassy loud fat black ladies in tiny bathing suit to afraid to get their hair wet. Yes I worked at a couple different water parks when I was on summer breaks. You get looked at with disgust most of the time but when they are drowning they are all like "Save me!" "Save me!"


But I have to say it wasn't all bad. You get those occasional days where you get to bang a co-worker in the pump house on break.
 
2013-04-28 08:41:45 PM  

funkonomics: Evergreen that is...

/mobile site sucks for commenting.


No true Farker is mobile!
 
2013-04-28 09:30:44 PM  

mjones73: ds_4815: Just getting this out of the way...

[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]

I'll give you $10 bucks to try it... :D


I did... and survived.
/once was enough
 
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