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(Daily Mail)   Renowned feminist Mary Thom makes her exit in a most manly way   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 60
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2013-04-28 11:31:43 AM
She died boxing a bear?

*checks*

No she didn't. fark you, lying subby.
 
2013-04-28 11:34:45 AM
Saw Mill River Parkway in Yonkers, just north of New York City Friday evening.


Paul Newman used to race his Volkswagen (with a Porsche engine) down that Parkway on his way to NYC.

It's like you've transported back to the 1920's. Cool old rood, but dangerous.
 
2013-04-28 11:35:18 AM
Ms. Thom if you're nasty
 
2013-04-28 11:59:34 AM
I thought it would be at the hands of a jealous husband.
 
2013-04-28 12:02:29 PM
Four posts and not women driver jokes yet?  Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-04-28 12:02:34 PM
She was topping her live-in lesbo sub with a power dildo?
 
2013-04-28 12:04:30 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: She was topping her live-in lesbo sub with a power dildo?


No, she was on a kick start vibrator.
 
2013-04-28 12:07:41 PM
When I think of manly deaths, I think of inserting glass objects into your anus that shatter and lacerate your innards.
 
2013-04-28 12:07:47 PM
TFA makes it sound like she was lane splitting and farked up.  Maybe you shouldn't do that.
 
2013-04-28 12:08:51 PM
If you want a picture of the future just imagine hot-linking an image of a boot stomping a human face...forever.
 
2013-04-28 12:17:29 PM
Suicide?

*checks*

Well, maybe.
 
2013-04-28 12:17:49 PM

DrunkenBob: When I think of manly deaths, I think of inserting glass objects into your anus that shatter and lacerate your innards.


www.polyfro.com
 
2013-04-28 12:21:21 PM
Ground control to Mary Thom
Ground control to Mary Thom
Take your motorbike and put your helmet on ...
 
2013-04-28 12:30:55 PM

NewportBarGuy: Saw Mill River Parkway in Yonkers, just north of New York City Friday evening.


Paul Newman used to race his Volkswagen (with a Porsche engine) down that Parkway on his way to NYC.

It's like you've transported back to the 1920's. Cool old rood, but dangerous.


That sounds more like the Bronx River Parkway, a rollercoaster of a road built for the emerging automobile enthusiasts with hills, valleys and winding, sweeping turns added/left in for effect.
 
2013-04-28 12:32:30 PM
Hey. Mary Thom.

Let me hold the door on your way out.

It'll be my Privilige
 
2013-04-28 12:33:56 PM
A manly death you say? You mean struck down by an arrow to the throat as she stood on the corpses of her defeated enemies with broadsword in hand and whiskey in the other?

whilst listening to the lamentations of their women?
 
2013-04-28 12:36:50 PM
Somehow, some way, by some twist of logic, this WILL be blamed on the patriarchy.
 
2013-04-28 12:36:54 PM

My Yali or Yours: NewportBarGuy: Saw Mill River Parkway in Yonkers, just north of New York City Friday evening.


Paul Newman used to race his Volkswagen (with a Porsche engine) down that Parkway on his way to NYC.

It's like you've transported back to the 1920's. Cool old rood, but dangerous.

That sounds more like the Bronx River Parkway, a rollercoaster of a road built for the emerging automobile enthusiasts with hills, valleys and winding, sweeping turns added/left in for effect.


They're both tributaries of the Taconic Parkway, which is a Robert Moses era road that shares the same aesthetic of being awesome and ridiculously dangerous.
 
2013-04-28 12:37:43 PM
Prostate cancer?
 
2013-04-28 12:41:28 PM
Westchester County police have confirmed the death of one of the most prominent feminists from a highway accident.

How long is this list?
 
2013-04-28 12:44:05 PM
Firing a Tec-9 from each hand over the windshield of a convertible while crashing it at high speed into a Hummer full of Chinese Triad mobsters?
 
2013-04-28 12:45:24 PM
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A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
 
2013-04-28 12:54:11 PM
By "ridiculously dangerous" do US Farkers mean "one with bends in it"?

I know they're missing from many states' driving tests.
 
2013-04-28 12:57:23 PM
Auto-erotic asphyxiation?
 
2013-04-28 12:58:47 PM
If only she'd been driving her Subaru she'd be fine.


Young males are terrible drivers and pay the price in insurance premiums but middle aged females undergo a degradation in their driving skills but the insurance companies are too chickenshiat to jack up their rates accordingly.
 
2013-04-28 12:58:58 PM
She was feeling ...very still, and she knew which way her spaceship wanted to go..


//snarfangel beat me to it, admittedly
 
2013-04-28 12:59:48 PM

opiumpoopy: By "ridiculously dangerous" do US Farkers mean "one with bends in it"?

I know they're missing from many states' driving tests.


Get off the interstate in West Virginia sometime, towing companies make a ton of money towing wrecked cars for out of staters. If you don't learn to drive around a curve here, you won't be driving all that much longer.
 
2013-04-28 01:10:20 PM
Speaking as a motorcyclist with 650,000 miles of riding experience, I have always noticed, people who push the machine to its limits usually have issues of one kind or another.

\\\ And they usually pay the price in time.
 
2013-04-28 01:11:54 PM
Hmm. It appears we were wrong about letting women drive. Perhaps we were wrong about giving them the vote as well.

Something to think about, anyway.
 
2013-04-28 01:17:11 PM
Didn't Niam Leeson almost get taken out by a motorcycle crash in New York state?

I bet a deer was behind this also. Deers hate motorcycles.
 
2013-04-28 01:17:48 PM
Loser. Never had any kids. A blip who left a stain on this country. Dual income families are destroying the family, and the vaginification of the males of the USA has created a bunch of losers who like to be pegged and raise loser kids.
 
2013-04-28 01:18:12 PM
Prostate cancer?
 
2013-04-28 01:19:27 PM

opiumpoopy: By "ridiculously dangerous" do US Farkers mean "one with bends in it"?

I know they're missing from many states' driving tests.


It's hilly, too.
 
2013-04-28 01:20:34 PM

My Yali or Yours: That sounds more like the Bronx River Parkway, a rollercoaster of a road built for the emerging automobile enthusiasts with hills, valleys and winding, sweeping turns added/left in for effect.


I've been on some old wagon roads in CA that they just paved over.  At night they're 'interesting', you get to the top of a rise and have half a second to see if the road continues straight, or turns.
 
2013-04-28 01:22:04 PM
Two chicks at the same time?
 
2013-04-28 01:22:47 PM

Doc Daneeka: Prostate cancer?


Damn, should have read the thread first.  I see that's already been said.

I'll have to change my guess to testicular cancer.
 
2013-04-28 01:24:35 PM
 
2013-04-28 01:26:05 PM
Feminism was established to allow UNATTRACTIVE women easier
access to the mainstream
 
2013-04-28 01:34:43 PM

opiumpoopy: By "ridiculously dangerous" do US Farkers mean "one with bends in it"?

I know they're missing from many states' driving tests.


No, by "ridiculously dangerous" I mean it's a road with a much higher than average fatality rate.

I, personally, have no problem with it and I find the road enjoyable. Then again, I can drive and I'm sure Ms. Thom could too.

It only takes one dipsh*t driver to end your life though, and there's something like 150 million drivers in the US. And because our transportation system is somewhat lacking, the licensing system is less than vigorous since it tends to be a necessity to have a car.
 
2013-04-28 01:35:00 PM
Of course she was a feminist. She was fat and ugly.
 
2013-04-28 01:35:07 PM

Doc Daneeka: Doc Daneeka: Prostate cancer?

Damn, should have read the thread first.  I see that's already been said.

I'll have to change my guess to testicular cancer.


Great minds and all that.
 
2013-04-28 01:36:31 PM
And having re-read your comment, I think I'm going to go play outside as Fark has no "edit" or "delete" button. :P
 
2013-04-28 01:42:26 PM
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RIP Hairy Tom
 
2013-04-28 01:45:31 PM

p51d007: Feminism was established to allow UNATTRACTIVE women easier
access to the mainstream


LOUD NOISES!!!!
 
2013-04-28 01:53:59 PM

Mock26: Four posts and not women driver jokes yet?  Fark, I am disappoint.


A man could not have done it better.
 
2013-04-28 01:57:23 PM
The funny thing is: she was only going 72% of the speed that the average man drives.
 
2013-04-28 02:15:48 PM

Kurmudgeon: Get off the interstate in West Virginia sometime, towing companies make a ton of money towing wrecked cars for out of staters. If you don't learn to drive around a curve here, you won't be driving all that much longer.


If you didn't have half of the damned turns banked the wrong damn way it would be a problem.
 
2013-04-28 02:19:25 PM

lhclubs: The funny thing is: she was only going 72% of the speed that the average man drives.


Well played.
 
2013-04-28 02:23:44 PM

olddinosaur: Speaking as a motorcyclist with 650,000 miles of riding experience, I have always noticed, people who push the machine to its limits usually have issues of one kind or another.

\\\ And they usually pay the price in time.


She had only just picked the bike up from storage so made the usual fairweather biker mistake of trying to ride like she did at the end of the season with rusty skills and a bike that may need a service.

/Skills degrade if you don't use them
//Take it easy for the first few rides to get back your edge
 
2013-04-28 02:38:01 PM

DrunkenBob: When I think of manly deaths, I think of inserting glass objects into your anus that shatter and lacerate your innards.


Like a headlight from a Harley and/or a bottle of scotch?  Rrrrr!
 
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