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(Huffington Post)   President Obama: "I'm not the strapping young Socialist that I used to be"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 28
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2013-04-28 11:09:27 AM
4 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.


Dude, he's married. He's not gonna sleep with you.
2013-04-28 12:28:09 PM
3 votes:

Airportmatt: I watched the speech this morning and I'm pretty sure he said "I'm not the young Muslimn Socialist I used to be."


Can we get it right, people! You are not giving enough effort to this sorority! Sigma Nu is gonna dump us!

i43.tinypic.com
2013-04-28 04:45:24 PM
2 votes:
www.charlock.org
2013-04-28 01:37:26 PM
2 votes:
2013-04-28 01:20:28 PM
2 votes:
Barack Hussein Obama is....
a Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Egghead Blowhard Lightweight Girlyman Embarrassment Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Jew Poseur Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Community-Organizer Cult-Leader Empty-Suit Empty-Chair Tyrant Bureaucrat Hypocrite Nerd Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Plagiarist Pottymouth Pantywaist Murderer War-Criminal Islamofascist Sleeper-Cell Ghetto-Trash Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Cyber-Luddite Child-Molester Anti-Catholic Drug-Lord Gun-Grabber Gun-Runner Lightbulb-Outlawer Disbarred-Lawyer Scarecrow Hipster Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Ponzi-Schemer Vacation-Abuser Lazy-Ass Flip-Flopper Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Liar Trickster Death-Panelist Affirmative-Action-Case Evolutionist Fraudster Pothead Coke-Dealer Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Puppetmaster Soros-Minion Apology-Tourist Anti-Colonialist Subhuman Illegal-Alien Homogay Reptoid Hayes-Insulter Dog-Eater Weather-Controller Silver-Spoon Monarchist Teleprompter-Addict Chain-Smoker Yuengling-Swiller Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Taqqiya-Practitioner Hoodie-Condoner Stutterer Non-Tipper Binder-Clipper Pizza-Cheese-Eater Face-Blocker Havel-Snubber Malware-Propagator Dilatory-Kid-Killer Autopen-User Armwrestler-Phobic Churchill-Bust-Returner Misogynist Greenie-Weenie State-Miscounter Asian-Name-Flubber Tchotchke-Seller Mom-Jeans-Wearer Grey-Poupon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy.
.... and probably a whole lotta other Bad Things too.  Truly, History's Greatest Monster.
2013-04-28 11:55:56 AM
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: FirstNationalBastard: NewportBarGuy: jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.

Dude, he's married. He's not gonna sleep with you.

Is it cheating if he uses his time machine to go back in time and sleep with someone?

Why would he need a time machine when he's already f*cking the entire country in the present?


Is that why I feel so good this morning?
2013-04-28 11:55:36 AM
2 votes:

BigBooper: NewportBarGuy: FirstNationalBastard: Is it cheating if he uses his time machine to go back in time and sleep with someone?

NO!

Executive Order 14276 states: "... time machine will allow all those who hold the position of POTUS exempt from all previous marital contracts. Dick Cheney will be allowed to devour the hearts of all children produced from said time machine-related relationships. Lego is now the official religion of America."

Wow. So let's deconstruct that executive order. The first sentence was obvioulsy written by Clinton, the second by Cheney when he was president in an alternate time line, and the third..... is really hard to figure out. Either George W when he was on a coke binge, or a future president we don't know about yet. Things get so messy when you start adding time travel into the mix. What with the infinite possible timelines and all.


No, the third order was written by Reagan after Alzheimer's kicked in.
2013-04-28 11:22:57 AM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Is it cheating if he uses his time machine to go back in time and sleep with someone?


NO!

Executive Order 14276 states: "... time machine will allow all those who hold the position of POTUS exempt from all previous marital contracts. Dick Cheney will be allowed to devour the hearts of all children produced from said time machine-related relationships. Lego is now the official religion of America."
2013-04-28 11:14:41 AM
2 votes:

NewportBarGuy: jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.

Dude, he's married. He's not gonna sleep with you.


Is it cheating if he uses his time machine to go back in time and sleep with someone?
2013-04-28 08:09:58 PM
1 votes:

Incorrigible Astronaut: He/his writer was much funnier than Conan last night. Coco was just... painfully bad, and not in an intentionally f-u way like Colbert's brilliant rant at Bush's dinner.


I loved Conan. "NPR is still the #1 source for news delivered as if there's a toddler sleeping in the next room " cracked me up.

Colbert's performance was ballsy but it's actually less hilarious in hindsight. He had already done that entire bit on the pilot episode of his show. It was awesome for it's time but I feel like if he came back this year he be even funnier.
2013-04-28 04:57:38 PM
1 votes:

Raharu: tenpoundsofcheese: Linux_Yes: as usual, Obama nailed it.

Yes.  He has good comedy writers.
Now if he can just get people who know something about improving the economy, jobs and wages.
Or maybe he is using those comics for economic advice too.  That would explain a lot.

Ya know, focusing on the important things.
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By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.


Yeah but there's still a... *looks around*... black guy in the oval office.
2013-04-28 04:05:28 PM
1 votes:

the_dude_abides: Raharu: By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.

why do your charts ignore data prior to 2008? did we not have an economy before then?


Jesus erased that economy in a mighty flood.
2013-04-28 04:02:55 PM
1 votes:
i43.tinypic.com
One of my favorite things about this incident was that the sign creator described himself as a "Proud Sicilian".
2013-04-28 03:46:04 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: FirstNationalBastard: NewportBarGuy: jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.

Dude, he's married. He's not gonna sleep with you.

Is it cheating if he uses his time machine to go back in time and sleep with someone?

Why would he need a time machine when he's already f*cking the entire country in the present?


So your life is shiat, and it's AAAAAALLLLL Obama's fault.  What a sad predicament.
2013-04-28 03:42:49 PM
1 votes:

Raharu: tenpoundsofcheese: Linux_Yes: as usual, Obama nailed it.

Yes.  He has good comedy writers.
Now if he can just get people who know something about improving the economy, jobs and wages.
Or maybe he is using those comics for economic advice too.  That would explain a lot.

Ya know, focusing on the important things.












By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.


Except guns. He took all our guns...
2013-04-28 02:15:10 PM
1 votes:

Mad Tea Party: steveGswine: Pictures, deslided

A webpage deslider? Brilliant! Are you a wizard?


no but rembrandt landed on the professor.
2013-04-28 12:57:03 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Are you at least in Salt Lake, Park City, or Moab?


no, i wi$h, i wi$h.

ah crap time to get ready for Church.
2013-04-28 12:08:55 PM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: clancifer: Is that why I feel so good this morning?

You came too?! It's MORNING in America!


*puffs a cig*
2013-04-28 12:05:16 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.


Serious question: Are you a paid shill?

And how desperate do you have to be before doing that?
Because collecting food stamps and selling your body are both more ethical.
2013-04-28 12:04:41 PM
1 votes:

utah dude: Mrtraveler01: Obama really is bad at bringing "1000 years of darkness" upon us.

i wish he'd hire me to help out, i could use the extra money. bonus points if said money is taken from a 1%'er.


The real solution would be to get the private sector involved.

They could bring 1000 years of darkness upon us in the most efficient way possible at a very low cost.
2013-04-28 12:04:19 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: (if you're in Utah right now)


please get me out!
2013-04-28 12:00:27 PM
1 votes:

utah dude: NewportBarGuy: utah dude: http://2016themovie.com/

Is that supposed to be a comedy?

i think so, yah. good call.


The real funny thing is that these same folks were saying that this was what 2012 was supposed to look like.

Either they're completely wrong, or Obama really is bad at bringing "1000 years of darkness" upon us.
2013-04-28 11:58:43 AM
1 votes:

clancifer: Is that why I feel so good this morning?


You came too?! I's MORNING in America!
2013-04-28 11:55:15 AM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.


It just kills you that you're not half the troll Obama is
2013-04-28 11:52:27 AM
1 votes:

utah dude: http://2016themovie.com/


Is that supposed to be a comedy?
2013-04-28 11:51:04 AM
1 votes:

utah dude: http://2016themovie.com/


I'm stoked for the Olympics in Rio too!
2013-04-28 11:33:13 AM
1 votes:
I'll thank you not to steal verbatim my Facebook status updates from last night, submitter.
2013-04-28 11:08:20 AM
1 votes:
Yes you are, Barry.
 
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