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(Huffington Post)   President Obama: "I'm not the strapping young Socialist that I used to be"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 104
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2013-04-28 01:26:40 PM
Obama is almost as liberal as Reagan.


Almost.
 
2013-04-28 01:31:04 PM
Pants Full of Macaroni,

I read all of that out loud.  It's fun!
 
2013-04-28 01:33:25 PM
*kneads JWP's tummy cuz he's funny today*
 
2013-04-28 01:37:26 PM
 
2013-04-28 01:59:06 PM
Mr. Obama's second career will be on television, I'm just going to predict right here. Either as an entertainment show host or as a news-show host.
 
2013-04-28 02:05:44 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mr. Obama's second career will be on television, I'm just going to predict right here. Either as an entertainment show host or as a news-show host.


You're dumb.
 
2013-04-28 02:07:14 PM

jehovahs witness protection: FirstNationalBastard: NewportBarGuy: jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.

Dude, he's married. He's not gonna sleep with you.

Is it cheating if he uses his time machine to go back in time and sleep with someone?

Why would he need a time machine when he's already f*cking the entire country in the present?


Jealous?  Playing hard to get?
 
2013-04-28 02:08:07 PM

Gyrfalcon: jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.

It just kills you that you're not half the troll Obama is


So THAT's why he hates Obama so much!  Now it all makes sense!
 
2013-04-28 02:10:33 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mr. Obama's second career will be on television, I'm just going to predict right here. Either as an entertainment show host or as a news-show host.


Next host of the Tonight Show?
 
2013-04-28 02:12:29 PM

steveGswine: Pictures, deslided


A webpage deslider? Brilliant! Are you a wizard?
 
2013-04-28 02:15:10 PM

Mad Tea Party: steveGswine: Pictures, deslided

A webpage deslider? Brilliant! Are you a wizard?


no but rembrandt landed on the professor.
 
2013-04-28 02:53:56 PM

Mrtraveler01: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: NeoCortex42: I tried watching this last night on CNN.  They had a whole block of programming covering the dinner.  Instead of actually showing the speeches, they decided to have live video of the dinner in a small window in the corner of the screen, while they yammered on and showed clips from previous years' dinners.  Such a farking waste of a 'news' channel.

Switched back and forth between msnbc and cspan. Besides Obama and Conan it was all about scholarships so you didn't really miss anything.

E! streamed the red carpet.

Is there a red carpet event E! doesn't cover anymore?


They missed the event I had with your sister last night.
 
2013-04-28 03:01:45 PM

hershy799: Mrtraveler01: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: NeoCortex42: I tried watching this last night on CNN.  They had a whole block of programming covering the dinner.  Instead of actually showing the speeches, they decided to have live video of the dinner in a small window in the corner of the screen, while they yammered on and showed clips from previous years' dinners.  Such a farking waste of a 'news' channel.

Switched back and forth between msnbc and cspan. Besides Obama and Conan it was all about scholarships so you didn't really miss anything.

E! streamed the red carpet.

Is there a red carpet event E! doesn't cover anymore?

They missed the event I had with your sister last night.


Which is odd, because I don't even have a sister.
 
2013-04-28 03:08:34 PM
what he actually said:  "I'm not the strapping young Muslim Socialist that I used to be"

odd that Huff Po would lie about what he said.
 
2013-04-28 03:10:41 PM
as usual, Obama nailed it.
 
2013-04-28 03:17:25 PM

Mad Tea Party: steveGswine: Pictures, deslided

A webpage deslider? Brilliant! Are you a wizard?


Me?  Not in this case, no.

I think I know the fark handle of the wizard in question, but I don't want to call anyone out.  The deslider is splendid work, though.
 
2013-04-28 03:19:47 PM

Linux_Yes: as usual, Obama nailed it.


Yes.  He has good comedy writers.
Now if he can just get people who know something about improving the economy, jobs and wages.
Or maybe he is using those comics for economic advice too.  That would explain a lot.

Ya know, focusing on the important things.
 
2013-04-28 03:30:36 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Linux_Yes: as usual, Obama nailed it.

Yes.  He has good comedy writers.
Now if he can just get people who know something about improving the economy, jobs and wages.
Or maybe he is using those comics for economic advice too.  That would explain a lot.

Ya know, focusing on the important things.

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By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.
 
2013-04-28 03:40:09 PM
always fun to see the lighter side of president obama... sharp sense of humor and he's great at trolling the haters
 
2013-04-28 03:42:49 PM

Raharu: tenpoundsofcheese: Linux_Yes: as usual, Obama nailed it.

Yes.  He has good comedy writers.
Now if he can just get people who know something about improving the economy, jobs and wages.
Or maybe he is using those comics for economic advice too.  That would explain a lot.

Ya know, focusing on the important things.












By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.


Except guns. He took all our guns...
 
2013-04-28 03:46:04 PM

jehovahs witness protection: FirstNationalBastard: NewportBarGuy: jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.

Dude, he's married. He's not gonna sleep with you.

Is it cheating if he uses his time machine to go back in time and sleep with someone?

Why would he need a time machine when he's already f*cking the entire country in the present?


So your life is shiat, and it's AAAAAALLLLL Obama's fault.  What a sad predicament.
 
2013-04-28 03:46:55 PM
"Now I'm frail old Islamic jihadi sleeper cell trotskyite secret homo usurper"
 
2013-04-28 03:46:55 PM

Raharu: By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.


why do your charts ignore data prior to 2008? did we not have an economy before then?
 
2013-04-28 03:52:11 PM

the_dude_abides: Raharu: By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.

why do your charts ignore data prior to 2008? did we not have an economy before then?


Because anything prior to the economic collapse is not relevant to the discussion?
 
2013-04-28 04:02:24 PM

make me some tea: Because I'm intellectually dishonest and it would make my claim fall apart


FTFY
 
2013-04-28 04:02:55 PM
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One of my favorite things about this incident was that the sign creator described himself as a "Proud Sicilian".
 
2013-04-28 04:05:28 PM

the_dude_abides: Raharu: By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.

why do your charts ignore data prior to 2008? did we not have an economy before then?


Jesus erased that economy in a mighty flood.
 
2013-04-28 04:11:17 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Barack Hussein Obama is....
a Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Egghead Blowhard Lightweight Girlyman Embarrassment Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Jew Poseur Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Community-Organizer Cult-Leader Empty-Suit Empty-Chair Tyrant Bureaucrat Hypocrite Nerd Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Plagiarist Pottymouth Pantywaist Murderer War-Criminal Islamofascist Sleeper-Cell Ghetto-Trash Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Cyber-Luddite Child-Molester Anti-Catholic Drug-Lord Gun-Grabber Gun-Runner Lightbulb-Outlawer Disbarred-Lawyer Scarecrow Hipster Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Ponzi-Schemer Vacation-Abuser Lazy-Ass Flip-Flopper Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Liar Trickster Death-Panelist Affirmative-Action-Case Evolutionist Fraudster Pothead Coke-Dealer Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Puppetmaster Soros-Minion Apology-Tourist Anti-Colonialist Subhuman Illegal-Alien Homogay Reptoid Hayes-Insulter Dog-Eater Weather-Controller Silver-Spoon Monarchist Teleprompter-Addict Chain-Smoker Yuengling-Swiller Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Taqqiya-Practitioner Hoodie-Condoner Stutterer Non-Tipper Binder-Clipper Pizza-Cheese-Eater Face-Blocker Havel-Snubber Malware-Propagator Dilatory-Kid-Killer Autopen-User Armwrestler-Phobic Churchill-Bust-Returner Misogynist Greenie-Weenie State-Miscounter Asian-Name-Flubber Tchotchke-Seller Mom-Jeans-Wearer Grey-Poupon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy.
.... and probably a whole lotta other Bad Things too.  Truly, History's Greatest Monster.


The best Obama nickname.
 
2013-04-28 04:21:45 PM

Noam Chimpsky: "Now I'm frail old Islamic jihadi sleeper cell trotskyite secret homo usurper"


You forgot "abortionist".
 
2013-04-28 04:25:30 PM

the_dude_abides: make me some tea: Because I'm intellectually dishonest and it would make my claim fall apart

FTFY


Well it sounds like you've picked up some rhetorical noises. Good for you. But if we're judging Obama, it only makes sense to compare the current economy to the one as it was when Obama took office.

Hey, gas was a dime a gallon at one point. Do we compare gas prices now with when they were a dime? No. Why not? Because it's not relevant.
 
2013-04-28 04:34:59 PM

the_dude_abides: make me some tea: Because I'm intellectually dishonest and it would make my claim fall apart

FTFY


The discussion is about Obama not doing anything to improve the economy, and the charts provided show quite the opposite: in fact, the economy has improved significantly. Any data prior to 2007 is irrelevant to the discussion, considering Obama wasn't inaugurated as President until 2009. Honestly, the data isn't even relevant prior to 2009, but it's provided anyway for purposes of context.

I guess it's more fun to ignore any of that stuff and instead label me "intellectually dishonest". It's easier to project your own internal dishonesty and namecall than to accept a reality that you don't want to believe, right?
 
2013-04-28 04:45:24 PM
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2013-04-28 04:57:38 PM

Raharu: tenpoundsofcheese: Linux_Yes: as usual, Obama nailed it.

Yes.  He has good comedy writers.
Now if he can just get people who know something about improving the economy, jobs and wages.
Or maybe he is using those comics for economic advice too.  That would explain a lot.

Ya know, focusing on the important things.
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By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.


Yeah but there's still a... *looks around*... black guy in the oval office.
 
2013-04-28 05:03:22 PM
The bad thing is that many people commenting about the article on other news aggregate sites are saying that the President finally admitted that he was a socialist Muslim.  Is there a tin foil hat that prevents the comments of tin foil haters to be seen by non tin foil hatters?
 
2013-04-28 05:04:03 PM

Jeep2011: The bad thing is that many people commenting about the article on other news aggregate sites are saying that the President finally admitted that he was a socialist Muslim.  Is there a tin foil hat that prevents the comments of tin foil haters to be seen by non tin foil hatters?


Evolutionism?
 
2013-04-28 05:42:17 PM

the_dude_abides: Raharu: By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.

why do your charts ignore data prior to 2008? did we not have an economy before then?


yeah but it was a huge bubble that popped.
 
2013-04-28 05:56:48 PM

jehovahs witness protection: FirstNationalBastard: NewportBarGuy: jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.

Dude, he's married. He's not gonna sleep with you.

Is it cheating if he uses his time machine to go back in time and sleep with someone?

Why would he need a time machine when he's already f*cking the entire country in the present?


What are you going to hate when the president is white again?
 
2013-04-28 06:11:09 PM

erveek: jehovahs witness protection: FirstNationalBastard: NewportBarGuy: jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.

Dude, he's married. He's not gonna sleep with you.

Is it cheating if he uses his time machine to go back in time and sleep with someone?

Why would he need a time machine when he's already f*cking the entire country in the present?

What are you going to hate when the president is white again?


Well if Hillary runs in 2016 he'll be able to hate women.
 
2013-04-28 06:12:52 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Linux_Yes: as usual, Obama nailed it.

Yes.  He has good comedy writers.
Now if he can just get people who know something about improving the economy, jobs and wages.
Or maybe he is using those comics for economic advice too.  That would explain a lot.

Ya know, focusing on the important things.


oh boy, another republican looked before he leaped............

i don't remember your concern during the 8 years of the bush presidency that preceded the 2008 collapse of the stock market and housing market that began the Great Depression?   Obama didnt' take office until 2009.

and then, suddenly, Obama is supposed to fix problems that have roots that go all the way back to the 80's.  every time a democrat gets into the white house and things gradually start improving, a republican then gets in and farks everything up.

clinton had a government surplus until the bush war machine kicked in. (he had to defend daddy's honor and attack the wrong nation )

please go on, your ignorance is a sight to behold.
 
2013-04-28 06:14:07 PM

Linux_Yes: tenpoundsofcheese: Linux_Yes: as usual, Obama nailed it.

Yes.  He has good comedy writers.
Now if he can just get people who know something about improving the economy, jobs and wages.
Or maybe he is using those comics for economic advice too.  That would explain a lot.

Ya know, focusing on the important things.

oh boy, another republican looked before he leaped............

i don't remember your concern during the 8 years of the bush presidency that preceded the 2008 collapse of the stock market and housing market that began the Great Depression?   Obama didnt' take office until 2009.

and then, suddenly, Obama is supposed to fix problems that have roots that go all the way back to the 80's.  every time a democrat gets into the white house and things gradually start improving, a republican then gets in and farks everything up.

clinton had a government surplus until the bush war machine kicked in. (he had to defend daddy's honor and attack the wrong nation )

please go on, your ignorance is a sight to behold.



Great Recession, that is.
 
2013-04-28 06:44:53 PM

Raharu: utah dude: http://2016themovie.com/

I didn't know "The Onion" made movies.


Not yet. They're starting with television shows and working their way up.
 
2013-04-28 06:54:23 PM
He's an old commie and he don't know who to screw
Should he slash and burn the old
Should he pressure up the jews
He's an old commie...the economy will rust
He ain't trying to change no lobby
All my hopes and dreams, they're crushed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzdvQOXxRD4


I regret nothing
 
2013-04-28 06:55:58 PM

Blue_Blazer: "Casino magnate Sheldon Adelson would have had better success getting Obama out of office if he simply offered the president $100 million to drop out of last year's race, Obama quipped."

I don't care who you are, that's funny.


...did anyone make a "Malfunction voids all pays and plays" joke?
 
2013-04-28 07:05:19 PM
 
2013-04-28 07:19:16 PM

Raharu: tenpoundsofcheese: Linux_Yes: as usual, Obama nailed it.

Yes.  He has good comedy writers.
Now if he can just get people who know something about improving the economy, jobs and wages.
Or maybe he is using those comics for economic advice too.  That would explain a lot.

Ya know, focusing on the important things.
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By every conceivable metric we are as a nation, better off then we were a few years ago.

You tit.



that's a touch down there.   well done.
 
2013-04-28 07:40:41 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: He/his writer was much funnier than Conan last night. Coco was just... painfully bad, and not in an intentionally f-u way like Colbert's brilliant rant at Bush's dinner.


Conan O'Brien headlined the event

I'm pretty sure that if the President is on the mic, then the President is headlining the event.

Queen Elizabeth might edge him out by seniority.
 
2013-04-28 08:09:58 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: He/his writer was much funnier than Conan last night. Coco was just... painfully bad, and not in an intentionally f-u way like Colbert's brilliant rant at Bush's dinner.


I loved Conan. "NPR is still the #1 source for news delivered as if there's a toddler sleeping in the next room " cracked me up.

Colbert's performance was ballsy but it's actually less hilarious in hindsight. He had already done that entire bit on the pilot episode of his show. It was awesome for it's time but I feel like if he came back this year he be even funnier.
 
kth
2013-04-28 08:19:42 PM
My sister and brother in law went. So very jealous.

She posted a picture with the dead guy from Downton Abbey (hereafter in our family known as the DGFDA).
 
2013-04-28 08:22:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard: NewportBarGuy: jehovahs witness protection: Yes you are, Barry.

Dude, he's married. He's not gonna sleep with you.

Is it cheating if he uses his time machine to go back in time and sleep with someone?


It's not cheating if the time machine breaks down and you can't return to the present. I told Obama I'd vote for him if instead of giving me an Obamaphone, he'd let me use his time machine so I could go back in time and make Hedy Lamarr fall madly in love with me. It didn't work, but I don't blame Obama. I'm just a dweeb.
 
2013-04-28 08:31:23 PM

kth: My sister and brother in law went. So very jealous.

She posted a picture with the dead guy from Downton Abbey (hereafter in our family known as the DGFDA).


OMG awesome! So jealous!

My wife calls him "Blondie".
 
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