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(KGW Portland)   Seattle police are learning how to deal with help from Superheroes   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Seattle Police, University District, Seattle, May Day, Phoenix Jones, SPD  
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6329 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Apr 2013 at 9:38 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-28 09:50:25 AM  
3 votes:
SpdrJay: A superhero without superpowers is pretty much just a guy in a silly costume Batman.
2013-04-28 10:42:28 AM  
2 votes:
I want to move to Seattle and become a supervillian. This guy needs a nemesis. I could jaywalk and litter and leave riddles behind.
2013-04-28 10:10:20 AM  
2 votes:
Sure, they all seem harmless at first. But before you know it, they're destroying New York to stop World War 3.
2013-04-28 09:46:52 AM  
2 votes:
A superhero without superpowers is pretty much just a guy in a silly costume.
2013-04-28 02:19:30 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-28 01:11:36 PM  
1 vote:
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with no gun!!
2013-04-28 10:52:13 AM  
1 vote:
Jones and his small band of caped crusaders repelled the advancing anarchists,

They walked up and looked tough as the bloc was already moving on and the courthouse's windows were already smashed. Superpig fail.

"If we see something, we're gonna go into the crowd, find the guy that did it and hold him down until the police show up, and get our asses beat"
2013-04-28 10:41:47 AM  
1 vote:
George Zimmerman approved.
2013-04-28 09:55:02 AM  
1 vote:

buntz: But if you're going to go through the trouble of becoming a "superhero" then don't ruin the mythos by getting on YouTube and making whiny, badly acted videos complaining about things!

Also, just sort of walking down the street in sneakers saying "How ya doin'?" to passersby isn't exactly 'badass' superhero-y

Yeah, you don't see the goddam Batman going around shaking hands.
2013-04-28 09:43:28 AM  
1 vote:
Is this viral marketing for Kick Ass 2?
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