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(KATU)   The man who packed DB Cooper's parachute just found murdered. Probably means nothing to normal folks, but the tin-foil parachute crowd will have a field day   (katu.com) divider line 11
    More: Sad, King County Sheriff's Office, D.B. Cooper, issaquah, Columbia River, homicides  
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-28 07:41:16 AM
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He probably packed the chute of the REAL Sandy Hook marathon hijacker, that's why FEMA offed him.  That sort of thing is against Sharia law.
2013-04-28 10:45:51 AM
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2013-04-28 01:08:54 PM
1 votes:
I don't think they should call him a chute packer, that seems offensive. Just call him gay.
2013-04-28 11:32:37 AM
1 votes:
Twin Peaks was set in Washington.  The lead character was also named Cooper.

Do I need to connect the dots? David Lynch has been employed by the CIA and the Illuminati since the 1980s; his 'art' has been warping our minds for 30 years.

Wake up, sheeple!
2013-04-28 10:47:35 AM
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nekom: PC LOAD LETTER: vpb: He probably packed the chute of the REAL Sandy Hook marathon hijacker, that's why FEMA offed him.  That sort of thing is against Sharia law.

Which is why they needed the chutes to bail out of the empty planes before they hit the towers and the Pentagon.

That's what they WANT you to think. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


imgs.xkcd.com
2013-04-28 10:20:51 AM
1 votes:
"They keep bringing me garbage," Cossey told The Associated Press in 2008, after the FBI brought him a silk parachute discovered by children.... "Every time they find squat, they bring it out and open their trunk and say, 'Is that it?' and I say, 'Nope, go away.' Then a few years later they come back."

Love this.  Chute packer has a sense of humor and problem with authority.
2013-04-28 09:44:06 AM
1 votes:

borg: No one by the name of  DB Cooper ever hijacked a plane or was accused of hijacking a plane. The name of the hijacker was DAN Cooper. DB Cooper was a misprint by one reporter.


Have you told the FBI? They have spent the last 45 years looking for the wrong guy. "I was sure we had him this time, everything match but his name is DAN not DB."
2013-04-28 09:40:22 AM
1 votes:
Tubalcain.

/are you Doobie Keebler!
2013-04-28 09:02:42 AM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: vpb: He probably packed the chute of the REAL Sandy Hook marathon hijacker, that's why FEMA offed him.  That sort of thing is against Sharia law.

Which is why they needed the chutes to bail out of the empty planes before they hit the towers and the Pentagon.


That's what they WANT you to think. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
2013-04-28 06:49:15 AM
1 votes:
A guy got shot in his home

Happens all the time

Now, you want a real conspiracy theory, watch Red Dwarf's episode Tikka to Ride
2013-04-28 04:12:43 AM
1 votes:
The actual headline: Death at home of DB Cooper chute packer ruled a homicide
 
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