Smashed Hat: It'll be fine. It's not like the Germans have ever done anything bad to innocent prisoners.
sithon: Wow, his douchiness is growing at an exponential rate. before long he'll have a massengill rating of 8.5.
vudukungfu: He'll get a tattoo of it.
mr_a: Would the Germans be interested in a trade? Send the monkey home and put Bieber in quarantine for six months? Might do more good.
Hugo Zorilla: Just wait until the monkey learns to speak.We shall call him Caesar...
YodaBlues: Besides, it's not like the monkey is Jewish./Maybe a gypsy though...
heavymetal: Whatever the motives at least the monkey is going to a better place.
Waiting for the Beiber to come back:
abhorrent1: Celebrities should not be allowed to have pets. They're not farking fashion accessories to be discarded you assholes.
Zarquon's Flat Tire: vudukungfu: He'll get a tattoo of it.I think he already did:[www.tattoostime.com image 492x536]
SpdrJay: Has he fathered a kid named Blanket yet?
skinink: Waiting for the Beiber to come back:[uploads.neatorama.com image 505x461]
Lackofname: Wow. Now I have a reason to hate the little shiatstain.
WizardofToast: Exotic pets, however, are a huge farking no-no. People, even celebrities, think of them more as "SUPER COOL ANIMALS THAT SHOW HOW RICH YOU ARE" instead of the incredible responsibilities that each kind have. Any celebrity that owns one that isn't some kind of licensed veterinarian should have it taken away.
Boe: I have two words for this twerp:Leif. Garrett.
s2s2s2: So no one read the article?Outraged people: HE HAS NO BUSINESS WITH THAT MONKEY AS A PET. IT SHOULD BE IN A SANCTUARY!!!Justin: Yeah, he should be in a sanctuary.People in this thread: I WILL ACCEPT THIS HEADLINE AS THE FULL STORY AND VOMIT HATRED!
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