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(NW Florida Daily News)   It's one thing to catch a catfish with your bare hands. It's another thing to catch a 277.7-pound bull shark by hand. "Leave it to three rednecks"   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 27
    More: Florida, Okaloosa Island, Florida Fish, rednecks, Robert Trutt  
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2013-04-28 07:50:51 AM  
So 3 idiots found a half dead shark floating belly up in the ocean and dragged it to the shore.

I'm not seeking the value.
 
2013-04-28 07:53:55 AM  
This is the feel-good story of the day.

Florida: It don't get no better 'n this!
 
2013-04-28 07:56:48 AM  
Next time you're going to eat a shark steak, remember- sharks urinate through their skin.
 
2013-04-28 07:57:43 AM  
They have nothing on the guy that waded into the surf and dragged a 6 footer in by the tail. It bit his nephews arm off, and dude literally grabbed it by the tail and dragged it ashore. Local wildlife officer shot it in the head and they pried its mouth open with a bumper jack and retrieved the kids arm.

THAT takes some big 'ole round hairy cajones.

/yes, it was Florida
 
2013-04-28 08:00:35 AM  

LittleSmitty: /yes, it was Florida


that rocks.
 
2013-04-28 08:01:51 AM  
Didn't I read a story where actual rednecks were biatching about Nike bats?
 
2013-04-28 08:05:26 AM  
Is there some significance to adding the .7?  Couldn't you have just said a 277lb bull shark subby?

/Crabby this morning.
 
2013-04-28 08:07:36 AM  

mekkab: LittleSmitty: /yes, it was Florida

that rocks.


Damn straight. http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=92932&page=1#.UX0Qmdc24xA
 
2013-04-28 08:10:44 AM  
For some reason I recalled they used a bumper jack to pry open its mouth, turns out it was a police baton. Still, the uncle is a certified bad ass mofo.
 
2013-04-28 08:11:52 AM  
That is a little sad and sick.
 
2013-04-28 08:19:30 AM  
So they got two fish with one stoner.
 
2013-04-28 08:19:43 AM  
Did they shoot it or did they throw dynamite in the water?

OK, baseball bat.
 
2013-04-28 08:25:55 AM  
And it wasn't these guys?
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I was going to ask if it was obscure, but when I went looking for a picture I found out they made a movie last year.  Huh.
 
2013-04-28 09:26:04 AM  
I tell you what, when I see a sick dying animal, the first thing I want to do is eat it.
 
2013-04-28 09:28:13 AM  

LittleSmitty: mekkab: LittleSmitty: /yes, it was Florida

that rocks.

Damn straight. http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=92932&page=1#.UX0Qmdc24xA


2006... that is a story in need of a follow up!
 
2013-04-28 10:09:15 AM  
How many hands do they have now?
 
2013-04-28 10:24:47 AM  
Did TLC have a camera there as they went "Ultimate Noodling"?

Oh wait, History Channel? Really, you farkers!
 
2013-04-28 10:26:42 AM  
"We were told anything over 54 inches is fair game," Cook said. "I got my Nike bat out of the truck and knocked her out."

Go Fark yourselves you idiot, that shark has a bigger IQ than the three of them put together
 
2013-04-28 10:40:48 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: "We were told anything over 54 inches is fair game," Cook said. "I got my Nike bat out of the truck and knocked her out."

Go Fark yourselves you idiot, that shark has a bigger IQ than the three of them put together


Jealous you aren't getting any fresh shark steaks, huh?
 
2013-04-28 12:03:38 PM  
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2013-04-28 01:31:00 PM  
I do hope none of those good ole boys was bitten in the buttocks.

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2013-04-28 01:49:34 PM  
Basically they dragged a dying shark onto shore and clubbed it with a baseball bat... Pathetic..
 
2013-04-28 02:00:07 PM  

santadog: I tell you what, when I see a sick dying animal, the first thing I want to do is eat it.


Realizing your being sarcastic, but that is exactly what happens in nature.
 
2013-04-28 04:53:59 PM  
Not impressed

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2013-04-28 05:11:24 PM  

Dano33: Basically they dragged a dying shark onto shore and clubbed it with a baseball bat... Pathetic..


You'd rather they cracked beers and watched it drown?

Something was gonna eat that shark.  Why  not humans?
 
2013-04-28 06:27:26 PM  

jmr61: So 3 idiots found a half dead shark floating belly up in the ocean and dragged it to the shore.

I'm not seeking the value.


This. I think we're done here.
 
2013-04-29 12:45:39 PM  
Nothing beats catfish though, dredged out of the Kentucky River with a butterfly net on a very long pole. Throw in some moldy roadkill, watch 'em swarm.

You can also use a floating piece of hot dog as bait: when the fish comes up to grab it shoot it with a BB gun.
 
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