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(NYPost)   Man with Tourette Syndrome not allowed to board plane after saying 'bomb', not able to control his ticking   (nypost.com) divider line 79
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2013-04-28 09:43:46 AM

Point02GPA: Titty milk hairy cockballs ass gas coont fart plane


Well if you are doing "coont farts" I wouldn't want to sit next to you either!

/Just sayin...
 
2013-04-28 09:44:42 AM

cookiefleck: I wouldn't be comfortable with it, either. I realize that it could be something that person may not be able to control, but at the same time one person shouldn't be able to make an entire captive plane full of people miserable and uncomfortable for hours at a time.


Pretty much this. He should save his money and charter a private plane.
 
2013-04-28 09:59:10 AM
I'd rather share the flight with this guy, who did let everyone know he had tourettes, than share another flight with unruly kids. One time a flight from Europe was delayed by ten minutes because a four year old kid refused to be strapped in or leave some toy in the overhead bin.
 
2013-04-28 10:01:20 AM

hardinparamedic: spawn73: [i.imgur.com image 422x278]

I',m not even kidding. It would have solved his problem, even if he felt it was humiliating. But it can't be ass humiliating as saying inappropiate things constantly.

Well, hello there.


He might look like he's into that as well. :P
 
2013-04-28 10:07:31 AM
Nobody thought to board him first and get him drunk to pass out? Seriously, think outside a damn box, people.
 
2013-04-28 10:21:08 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
"What I said was 'Bah Bam' - not bomb!"
 
2013-04-28 10:26:56 AM
His parents probably told him over and over, "Don't say bomb. Just don't say bomb. Remember not to say bomb." Kid feels the pressure under questioning. "Bomb!" comes right out.
 
2013-04-28 10:28:33 AM

badhatharry: His parents probably told him over and over, "Don't say bomb. Just don't say bomb. Remember not to say bomb." Kid feels the pressure under questioning. "Bomb!" comes right out.


That post is definitely getting flagged. Hi guys. Keep up the good fight.
 
2013-04-28 10:31:26 AM
i.imgur.com

/oblig
 
2013-04-28 10:46:21 AM
www.elitesoft.com

Did you bring the BOM for the customer?
 
2013-04-28 11:00:54 AM
I bet there's a negative correlation between those who say "bomb" and those who have a bomb, not positive.
 
2013-04-28 11:08:39 AM
There's no such thing as tourettes...

Stupid mofo coont licking dildo arse farting farkers...

/How does 'Bomb the base' travel?
//Bomb
 
2013-04-28 11:15:20 AM

Valacirca: markfara: I don't want to deal with that, and I shouldn't be expected to. I'm not the one acting unusually.

Yeah, fark people with embarrassing medical conditions, as long as you're not slightly annoyed for a few hours everyone else can go eat shiat.


Not everyone. Just you.
 
2013-04-28 11:24:09 AM

Enemabag Jones: He just meant balm....he had some chaffed skin.


It is an ointment...
 
2013-04-28 11:30:25 AM

markfara: Valacirca: markfara: I don't want to deal with that, and I shouldn't be expected to. I'm not the one acting unusually.

Yeah, fark people with embarrassing medical conditions, as long as you're not slightly annoyed for a few hours everyone else can go eat shiat.

Not everyone. Just you.


Sick burn bro.
 
2013-04-28 11:47:59 AM

Josu: I bet there's a negative correlation between those who say "bomb" and those who have a bomb, not positive.


One would hope
 
2013-04-28 11:52:01 AM
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Layte....just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb.....
 
2013-04-28 12:04:53 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-04-28 12:21:50 PM
On the other hand, he'd be good to have on board in the event of motherfarking snakes on the motherfarking plane.
 
2013-04-28 12:32:49 PM

markfara: Valacirca: markfara: I don't want to deal with that, and I shouldn't be expected to. I'm not the one acting unusually.

Yeah, fark people with embarrassing medical conditions, as long as you're not slightly annoyed for a few hours everyone else can go eat shiat.

Not everyone. Just you.


And markfara wins his way onto my ignore list.

The rest of you, feel free to educate yourselves and look up Mort Doran.
 
2013-04-28 12:41:37 PM
he did not have a golden ticket!!!
 
2013-04-28 01:02:25 PM

spawn73: I',m not even kidding. It would have solved his problem, even if he felt it was humiliating. But it can't be ass humiliating as saying inappropiate things constantly.


Bring out the gimp
 
2013-04-28 03:21:08 PM

Gyrfalcon: Josu: I bet there's a negative correlation between those who say "bomb" and those who have a bomb, not positive.

One would hope


In an ideal world, there would be a word which, when spoken, would unambiguously and correctly distinguish those with bombs from those without bombs.  But alas, there is no such word.  Someone should tell the TSA...
 
2013-04-28 03:21:29 PM

John Buck 41: He should save his money and charter a private plane.


Yeah, that's a reasonable solution for regular travel.  Just save up and pay through the ass every time.

cookiefleck: I wouldn't be comfortable with it, either. I realize that it could be something that person may not be able to control, but at the same time one person shouldn't be able to make an entire captive plane full of people miserable and uncomfortable for hours at a time.


Unless you're flying business class or better, you're already uncomfortable.  Put your farking headphones on and chill the fark out.
 
2013-04-28 03:25:51 PM

markfara: OK. I was a little dismissive upthread. Sorry.

Here's my thing, with which you may reasonably agree or disagree. If I'm on a plane, I don't want to share my flight with someone who can't control his or her behavior. Yes, it might be a harmless tic, or it might not be. Either way, I'm in a tube way, way up in the air, moving very quickly. I'm not cool with someone acting bizarrely for whatever reason, and I as a customer, shouldn't be expected to be. If I were acting in a way that was making others uneasy, I couldn't reasonably expect others to just "deal with it". In a park, or a store, sure (to a degree). In an airplane, no way.

As opposed to say, screaming kids, which is irritating as hell but almost certainly not dangerous.

Agree or disagree, that's fine. But yes, boo-effing-hoo on me. I don't want to deal with that, and I shouldn't be expected to. I'm not the one acting unusually.

/Cocks and balls.


You know what makes me uncomfortable on airplanes?  Fat people.  Yep.  I don't like having to lean at a 45 degree angle just so I can avoid rubbing arms in an awkward fashion.  I'm a paying customer, and I don't remember checking the "Fatties OK" box on the confirmation page!  I have rights, dammit!

/sarcasm
//just in case you're new to this whole Fark thing
 
2013-04-28 03:40:00 PM

Alunan: This seems like it would be a violation of the ADA

/not a lawyer or doctor


The American Dental Association?
 
2013-04-28 05:34:27 PM
s3.jspenguin.org

Modern Tourette sufferers don't tick...
 
2013-04-29 12:45:15 AM
Devin, a young poet sums up tourettes in less then 4 minutes.  It's worth watching.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eN_iXWCgzQ

Oh ya, you do not have the right to not be offended or afraid of people who are different then you, that's your decision, it's not forced on you.
 
2013-04-29 07:58:20 AM
b.vimeocdn.com
 
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