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(WFTV Orlando)   Smoking hot nurse is busted for molesting a 14-year-old boy. Subby apologizes in advance for the lie   (wftv.com) divider line 52
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2013-04-28 12:09:34 AM  
Subby, you bastard.
 
2013-04-28 12:33:09 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Subby, you bastard.

 
2013-04-28 12:35:54 AM  
Authorities said 56-year-old Pedro Abad took pictures of the victim, patted him on the behind, and then showed him pornography.

He certainly is a bad nurse.
 
2013-04-28 12:42:16 AM  
Well, that's one guy who won't have to worry about being prison-raped.

/Abad has a sad
 
2013-04-28 05:46:54 AM  
I was just thinking.Where does he work, a prison infirmary? Well I guess he does now.
 
2013-04-28 01:15:16 PM  
At least give us a reacharound, subby.
 
2013-04-28 01:17:14 PM  
media.cmgdigital.com
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-28 01:38:34 PM  
*scans headline*

25.media.tumblr.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-28 02:44:37 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Subby, you bastard.

 
2013-04-28 03:27:01 PM  
Funny headline, sub. Consider yourself funnied.
 
2013-04-28 03:28:20 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-28 03:28:28 PM  
That's very much like how I pictured Sandor Clegane as looking when I read A Game of Thrones.
 
2013-04-28 03:28:51 PM  
"View Larger"?  No thanks, the thumbnail has more than enough detail to satisfy my curiosity.
 
2013-04-28 03:31:29 PM  
"Seems like a nice, regular person.  I did not expect it at all," said an unidentified neighbor.

So did John David Stutts......so did John David Stutts.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-28 03:31:34 PM  
I'm thinking this creep volunteered to give every enema on his floor.

damn you subby.
 
2013-04-28 03:33:08 PM  
And I still clicked.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-28 03:33:49 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm thinking this creep volunteered to give every enema on his floor.

damn you subby.


The tip off should have been the straw...
 
2013-04-28 03:33:57 PM  
Subby, you are a bad person
 
2013-04-28 03:35:48 PM  

"Abad was charged with lewd and lascivious molestation..."


Is there prim and proper molestation?

 
2013-04-28 03:36:22 PM  
Ok, Subs, that was just mean-spirited. I mean, for the love of dog I would have accepted a woman with a face like a homemade, freeform pie...but this? This is just cruel and unusual punishment.

How dare you.

/It's a man, baby!
//Obligatory
 
2013-04-28 03:37:22 PM  

vpb: ZeroCorpse: Subby, you bastard.

 
2013-04-28 03:39:41 PM  
He was molesting a boy? What a farking sicko. That's ghey.
 
2013-04-28 03:42:23 PM  
Bring out the molester and victim gender chart
 
2013-04-28 03:42:40 PM  

skinink: "Abad was charged with lewd and lascivious molestation..."
Is there prim and proper molestation?


A bad what?
 
909
2013-04-28 03:47:55 PM  
they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.
 
2013-04-28 03:49:30 PM  
Made me look.
 
2013-04-28 03:56:12 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Some eye wash.

Yes I know she's a doctor.
 
IP
2013-04-28 03:56:53 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Subby, you bastard.

 
2013-04-28 04:03:12 PM  
to Subby from Me : You will only be redeemed by turning this into a smoking hot nurse thread.
                                Your salvation rests entirely in your own hands.
                                The decision is yours to make.
 
2013-04-28 04:05:02 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: to Subby from Me : You will only be redeemed by turning this into a smoking hot nurse thread.
                                Your salvation rests entirely in your own hands.
                                The decision is yours to make.


+1
 
909
2013-04-28 04:06:49 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: to Subby from Me : You will only be redeemed by turning this into a smoking hot nurse thread.
                                Your salvation rests entirely in your own hands.
                                The decision is yours to make.


Indeed. What abad nurse should look like

lifewithbeansandweenies.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-28 04:12:27 PM  
www.electricmariachi.com
 
2013-04-28 04:12:40 PM  

skinink: "Abad was charged with lewd and lascivious molestation..."
Is there prim and proper molestation?


Yeah..but thats only reserved for child molesters that are female teachers.

Someone explain how what this guy did was worse than any of the women teachers on fark lately who were screwing students...
 
2013-04-28 04:12:42 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: to Subby from Me : You will only be redeemed by turning this into a smoking hot nurse thread.
                                Your salvation rests entirely in your own hands.
                                The decision is yours to make.


Not subby, but doing my part:


img197.imageshack.us

/For the Farkettes, that is.
//His name is not "Focker".
 
2013-04-28 04:18:38 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Subby, you bastard.

 
2013-04-28 04:19:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-28 04:20:39 PM  
goddamnitsomuch.jpg

Funny, tho'.
 
2013-04-28 04:34:17 PM  

skinink: "Abad was charged with lewd and lascivious molestation..."
Is there prim and proper molestation?


It is perfectly legal to rape or molest another person if you use nothing but your eyes.

Feminists hate that fact.
 
2013-04-28 04:41:00 PM  

diaphoresis: [i.imgur.com image 600x750]


Is that...is that Karen Gillan?
 
2013-04-28 04:43:12 PM  

909: sweet-daddy-2: to Subby from Me : You will only be redeemed by turning this into a smoking hot nurse thread.
                                Your salvation rests entirely in your own hands.
                                The decision is yours to make.

Indeed. What abad nurse should look like

[lifewithbeansandweenies.files.wordpress.com image 329x450]


ratman999: sweet-daddy-2: to Subby from Me : You will only be redeemed by turning this into a smoking hot nurse thread.
                                Your salvation rests entirely in your own hands.
                                The decision is yours to make.

Not subby, but doing my part:


[img197.imageshack.us image 425x282]

/For the Farkettes, that is.
//His name is not "Focker".


While your submissions are honorable and received with great joy, neither of you is subby. The road to hell is paved with good intentions so be careful. Subby must contribute with strength and vigor to attain atonement. I have spoken.
 
2013-04-28 04:43:46 PM  
I will never learn. It said it was a lie right in the damned headline, and I still got reeled in.
 
2013-04-28 04:57:53 PM  

maram500: Ok, Subs, that was just mean-spirited. I mean, for the love of dog I would have accepted a woman with a face like a homemade, freeform pie...but this? This is just cruel and unusual punishment.


I think that's the funniest thing I've read this year.
 
2013-04-28 05:15:18 PM  
Dude, I swear to God Florida is the most farked up state. Recommended stories on that page:

"We recommend

Report: Teaching assistant, wife starved 11-year-old daughter
Police: Naked man arrested after jogging, lounging in altamonte neighborhood.
3 dead, 1 hurt in crash after stealing beer
Deltona father upset abortion video shown in daughter's classroom
Police: Woman claiming to be 'God' set car on fire at gas station
FHP: 3rd child dies in Volusia County I-95 crash"

And that's just from the "recommended stories" section on the bottom of this story. Sooo much crazy.

/lives in a biggish city (Louisville, KY)
//our news channels routinely run out of news and borrow content from other areas
///HOW CAN ONE STATE BRING SO MUCH CRAZY TO FARK?
 
2013-04-28 05:51:33 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-28 06:07:52 PM  
This is how all nurses should look!

www.scandalouslyclassy.com
 
2013-04-28 06:19:01 PM  
NSFW Nurse
 
2013-04-28 07:20:35 PM  

powhound: NSFW Nurse


Thank you. Much better.
 
2013-04-28 08:39:49 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Subby, you bastard.


Situations like this warrant the permanent siteban of the subtard.
 
2013-04-28 09:46:46 PM  
holy shee-it!

i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-29 01:13:46 AM  

Thrash90210: This is how all nurses should look!

[www.scandalouslyclassy.com image 650x650]


Thrash, you're one AWESOME bastard!

/...Words cannot describe........
 
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