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(Huffington Post)   So what's the deal with Seinfeld's taste in girlfriends? Here's a composite of all 57 of them   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 57
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2013-04-27 10:51:35 PM
 
2013-04-27 11:33:18 PM

Principal Clarinet: Grading the Seinfeld girlfriends:
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/slideshow/jerry-seinfeld-girlf ri end-pictures-rankings-hot

[www.brobible.com image 450x666]
Lori Loughlin   A+


Grading the Seinfeld Girlfriends: DESLIDED EDITION!

And yea, Lori Loughlin is damn near impossible to beat.
 
2013-04-28 12:13:59 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-28 12:43:39 AM
Shiksa.
 
2013-04-28 02:10:16 AM
Mulva?
 
2013-04-28 02:16:04 AM
I find this article timely and relevant.
 
2013-04-28 02:23:10 AM
Pretty 'face'.  Was it him, or the casting directors who liked it?
 
2013-04-28 02:29:49 AM
Wow, he went through girlfriends quickly.  A new girl every two months for 9 years?
 
2013-04-28 02:34:38 AM

Mentat: Mulva?


Delores!
 
2013-04-28 02:38:16 AM

pheelix: Mentat: Mulva?

Delores!


Regina (pronounced with a long "i")!

(I'm surprised they didn't go for that one.)
 
2013-04-28 03:07:03 AM

pheelix: Mentat: Mulva?

Delores!


Otherwise known as the joke I had to explain to my mom.  Yay me!
 
2013-04-28 03:10:23 AM

gadian: Wow, he went through girlfriends quickly.  A new girl every two months for 9 years?


Quickly?

Counting on fingers... Nope got the rate beat, although I'm only running at 6 years, so far. BTW, one date does not count, figure by Seinfeldian logic sex must at least come up, or be an issue, as in Why not already?
 
2013-04-28 03:12:37 AM
His real girlfriends, or the actresses on the show??
 
2013-04-28 03:15:33 AM

gadian: Wow, he went through girlfriends quickly.  A new girl every two months for 9 years?


It's just like watching his show (or Curb Your Enthusiasm). Good in small doses, but too much of it gets aggravating. There's only so much whiny, nitpicking neurotic NY Jew humor one can handle before one starts to get repulsed by the stuff.
 
2013-04-28 03:23:35 AM
Jerry,

24.media.tumblr.com

or if you like cats,
www.owned.lv

either way,
www.thecontrarianmedia.com
respect.
 
2013-04-28 03:24:43 AM

Principal Clarinet: Grading the Seinfeld girlfriends:
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/slideshow/jerry-seinfeld-girlf ri end-pictures-rankings-hot

[www.brobible.com image 450x666]
Lori Loughlin   A+


Teri Hatcher did not deserve an A at all.  For one thing, while they were real, they were not glorious.  Fried eggs nailed to a board.
 
2013-04-28 04:00:52 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: His real girlfriends, or the actresses on the show??


The latter.  Though he could have had some input on that.
 
2013-04-28 04:22:46 AM

Principal Clarinet: Grading the Seinfeld girlfriends:
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/slideshow/jerry-seinfeld-girlf ri end-pictures-rankings-hot

[www.brobible.com image 450x666]
Lori Loughlin   A+


I had the biggest crush on her when I was a kid and she was on the show Full House.  Gorgeous woman, and she's aged very well.
 
2013-04-28 04:29:02 AM
She had man hands.
 
2013-04-28 04:38:27 AM
I wonder how many of them did anal.
 
2013-04-28 04:45:17 AM

HotWingAgenda: Principal Clarinet: Grading the Seinfeld girlfriends:
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/slideshow/jerry-seinfeld-girlf ri end-pictures-rankings-hot

[www.brobible.com image 450x666]
Lori Loughlin   A+

Teri Hatcher did not deserve an A at all.  For one thing, while they were real, they were not glorious.  Fried eggs nailed to a board.


yeah that lack of silicone in a D cup will do that.
 
2013-04-28 05:14:18 AM
www.newsgab.com I would have stuck with the "original". Plus she's rich.
 
2013-04-28 05:32:45 AM
It's hard to fault him for that end result.  Well played, Jerry.
 
2013-04-28 06:46:55 AM
Meh. She looks like she eats her peas one at a time.
 
2013-04-28 06:51:22 AM
Looks like one of his girlfriends with a blurry halo
 
2013-04-28 07:42:41 AM

mr_a: [www.newsgab.com image 650x1500] I would have stuck with the "original". Plus she's rich.


I think Elaine is aging better than Jerry is. Damn.
 
2013-04-28 07:49:47 AM

Smallberries: gadian: Wow, he went through girlfriends quickly.  A new girl every two months for 9 years?

Quickly?

Counting on fingers... Nope got the rate beat, although I'm only running at 6 years, so far. BTW, one date does not count, figure by Seinfeldian logic sex must at least come up, or be an issue, as in Why not already?


Sex takes place when the nipple makes an appearance.
 
2013-04-28 07:55:25 AM

Ishkur: gadian: Wow, he went through girlfriends quickly.  A new girl every two months for 9 years?

It's just like watching his show (or Curb Your Enthusiasm). Good in small doses, but too much of it gets aggravating. There's only so much whiny, nitpicking neurotic NY Jew humor one can handle before one starts to get repulsed by the stuff.


Strip away the big fat thick wallet / bank account and there would be no interest at all. He would be just another pale thin stand-up.
 
2013-04-28 08:04:44 AM
scottydoesntknow:


Grading the Seinfeld Girlfriends: DESLIDED EDITION!

Thanks for that.  How many do you think he actually nailed?
 
2013-04-28 08:09:20 AM
#6 Athena Massey from RA2

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2013-04-28 08:16:07 AM
List kinda fails without Elaine.
 
2013-04-28 08:16:20 AM
I think Elaine is aging better than Jerry is. Damn

This. JLD is getting better with age. And she is OLD WORLD WEALTHY.

Dreyfus Funds? The lion? Yep- that's her family.
 
2013-04-28 08:19:25 AM

mr_a: [www.newsgab.com image 650x1500] I would have stuck with the "original". Plus she's rich.


and they are real
and sprctacular.
 
2013-04-28 08:30:32 AM
My favorite's the girl who outed Jerry and George. She was a hot goth in Hellraiser 3.

/nttawwt
 
2013-04-28 09:01:53 AM
Tawny Kitaen FTW
 
2013-04-28 09:14:55 AM

HotWingAgenda: Principal Clarinet: Grading the Seinfeld girlfriends:
http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/slideshow/jerry-seinfeld-girlf ri end-pictures-rankings-hot

[www.brobible.com image 450x666]
Lori Loughlin   A+

Teri Hatcher did not deserve an A at all.  For one thing, while they were real, they were not glorious.  Fried eggs nailed to a board.



     Real and glorious aside..Teri Hatcher never looked better than she did in the movie.."The BIg Picture"
 
2013-04-28 09:48:43 AM
Do they mean Seinfeld the show? I think Heidi Swedberg

www.pastemagazine.com

was the cutest all around. She seems like a sweetheart IRL too.
 
2013-04-28 09:54:27 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Heidi Swedberg


Huh.  I didn't know she has a ukelele band.
 
2013-04-28 10:19:13 AM
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Shelly Fabares?
 
2013-04-28 10:22:48 AM

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Shelly Fabares?


Ah! I wasn't the only one!
 
2013-04-28 10:26:32 AM

John Buck 41: the_celt: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]


[images.zap2it.com image 540x720]

Shelly Fabares?

Ah! I wasn't the only one!


First person I thought of.
 
2013-04-28 10:29:40 AM

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Shelly Fabares?


    Johnny Angel....
 
2013-04-28 10:35:20 AM
I think it looks like Melora Hardin.  And that's not a bad thing.
 
2013-04-28 10:44:26 AM

Oh, I thought they were talking about his real life girlfriends. I always thought Shoshanna Lonstein is way hotter than Seinfeld's wife.


greatest-people.com

 
2013-04-28 11:09:10 AM
Oh, TV show Seinfeld...

It's easy to go through 57 "girl friends" when you're paying them by the week.
 
2013-04-28 11:19:46 AM
He likes dark-haired spinners with big tits, putting him squarely in the majority of most Jewish men.

(CSB: I first heard the term "spinner" from an NYPD homicide detective commenting on a waitress at a tavern we both frequented. Essentially, his point was that he wanted to impale her on his manhood and spin her around like a pinwheel.)
 
2013-04-28 11:21:21 AM
Where was Man Hands?
 
2013-04-28 11:41:16 AM
I always thought the hottest ladies on Seinfeld (at least from show appearance) were

Teri Hatcher
Lori Loughlin
Amanda Peet
Christine Taylor
Debra Messing
Kristin Davis
...and of course. Elaine supremacy, depending on fashion era. Early show Elaine, perhaps not so much.
 
2013-04-28 11:43:14 AM

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Shelly Fabares?


That's what I thought too.
 
2013-04-28 02:33:19 PM

Electromax: I always thought the hottest ladies on Seinfeld (at least from show appearance) were

Teri Hatcher
Lori Loughlin
Amanda Peet
Christine Taylor
Debra Messing
Kristin Davis
...and of course. Elaine supremacy, depending on fashion era. Early show Elaine, perhaps not so much.


Don't forget Marla the virgin.
 
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