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(KSDK St. Louis)   As if we needed anymore reasons to dislike vegetables: Woman finds a frog in a can of green beans   (ksdk.com) divider line 50
    More: Sick, Meijer, vegetables, Rita Hooten  
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2013-04-28 01:48:59 AM
Was she hopping mad?
 
2013-04-28 03:35:21 AM
shut up and eat yer damn frog beans!
 
2013-04-28 03:40:20 AM
Sick tag trifecta now in play...
 
2013-04-28 03:42:44 AM
I thought maybe it was a piece of moldy bacon or something. Because they have bacon in them sometimes

Yeahhhhh.... no they don't.
 
2013-04-28 03:43:26 AM
That's a whole lot of butthurt over a damn bean frog. Get the fark over it, Gloria.
 
2013-04-28 03:43:53 AM
I would understand her being surprised to see it there upon opening the can.  But she opened the can, cooked it, and served it her son, and then noticed it?  I'm glad she doesn't work in a profession that requires hygiene or attention to detail, like nursing.
 
2013-04-28 03:45:05 AM
Chubb. That's funny.
 
2013-04-28 03:45:49 AM
It's not easy being green.
 
2013-04-28 03:46:48 AM
Frogdammit!
 
2013-04-28 03:47:27 AM
You could always sell these in France...
 
2013-04-28 03:49:05 AM

leftyblonde: shut up and eat yer damn frog beans!


Ah, I see you've played Froggie/Beanie before......
 
2013-04-28 03:52:10 AM
What sort of frog?
 
2013-04-28 04:06:06 AM

HotWingAgenda: I would understand her being surprised to see it there upon opening the can.  But she opened the can, cooked it, and served it her son, and then noticed it?  I'm glad she doesn't work in a profession that requires hygiene or attention to detail, like nursing.


It's good to see a retired nurse is serving meatloaf, gravy, mashed potatoes, and canned green beans with a hearty dose of butter. She's probably trying to kill her son.
 
2013-04-28 04:09:34 AM
Were they french cut beans?

She was sick for two days, her symptoms were queasiness, headache and a frog in her throat.

*rimshot*

/got nuthin
 
2013-04-28 04:15:36 AM
So was it a toad or a frog?
 
2013-04-28 04:26:46 AM

Devmapall: So was it a toad or a frog?


Yes, didn't you read the article?
 
2013-04-28 04:44:56 AM
If they took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
 
2013-04-28 05:01:38 AM

HotWingAgenda: I would understand her being surprised to see it there upon opening the can.  But she opened the can, cooked it, and served it her son, and then noticed it?


...Yeah, I'm thinking she's trying for a quick payday here. It seems more likely that she put the frog in herself so she could sue than that a frog somehow made it intact through the canning process for the beans..
 
2013-04-28 05:02:09 AM
An Indiana woman bought a can of green beans on sale for 69 cents

On sale? shiat, where I'm from they charge triple for frog.
 
2013-04-28 05:02:53 AM
She should have kept her mouth shut, now everyone will want one.
/beans and kermits
 
2013-04-28 05:09:28 AM

Gunther: HotWingAgenda: I would understand her being surprised to see it there upon opening the can.  But she opened the can, cooked it, and served it her son, and then noticed it?

...Yeah, I'm thinking she's trying for a quick payday here. It seems more likely that she put the frog in herself so she could sue than that a frog somehow made it intact through the canning process for the beans..


The beans made it through the process.
 
2013-04-28 05:22:28 AM
Over in one.

/anybody else get a pizza ad before the video plays? Because if I was a food vendor, I would obviously want my brand name placed right alongside somebody else's disgusting food-based fark-up.
 
2013-04-28 05:33:34 AM
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Also...

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/22 comments and it had to be me
//You're all failures and should be ashamed
 
2013-04-28 05:35:50 AM

Wrencher: The beans made it through the process.


I assume there's some sort of sorting process to remove foreign material.

It's possible I guess, but I've heard about  a fairly common scam where someone"finds" a tooth or whatever in their Big Mac then threatens to sue or call the media unless they get a payoff. It seems like that would be more likely.
 
2013-04-28 05:36:23 AM

HotWingAgenda: I would understand her being surprised to see it there upon opening the can.  But she opened the can, cooked it, and served it her son, and then noticed it?  I'm glad she doesn't work in a profession that requires hygiene or attention to detail, like nursing canning beans.


And now she sees how a mistake was made. Also, accidental frogs are the reasons the can she bought was 69c, economies of scale sees lower prices from lower cost per unit, a big part of lower cost per unit is a result of lower capital cost per unit and lower labour cost per unit. Also known as fewer people to watch the beans pass through machines that are being run more heavily.
 
2013-04-28 05:43:14 AM

Gunther: Wrencher: The beans made it through the process.

I assume there's some sort of sorting process to remove foreign material.

It's possible I guess, but I've heard about  a fairly common scam where someone"finds" a tooth or whatever in their Big Mac then threatens to sue or call the media unless they get a payoff. It seems like that would be more likely.


CSB time

When I was working retail, the store manager had a tooth come out whilst eating a burger. Unfortunately, I was witness to this.

/weird story, bro
 
2013-04-28 06:09:39 AM
As if we needed anymore reasons to dislike vegetables:

What are you 5 years old subby?
 
2013-04-28 06:10:20 AM

Gunther: Wrencher: The beans made it through the process.

I assume there's some sort of sorting process to remove foreign material.

It's possible I guess, but I've heard about  a fairly common scam where someone"finds" a tooth or whatever in their Big Mac then threatens to sue or call the media unless they get a payoff. It seems like that would be more likely.


FTFA: The Indiana State Department of Health concluded the toad was processed along with the food at the canning plant in Wisconsin.

"When the green beans were picked from the field, it was also placed on a conveyor line and just was accidentally put into the can of green beans during process," said Hooten.

"I don't know how they didn't see it I wonder if it's the only one?" said Gloria.

The consumer specialist who compiled the report says it likely isn't. He says factory canning is a fast paced business sometime moving 300 cans through per minute.

Also: The Indiana State Department of Health says the most common rodent or insect found in canned veggies are toads, mice and grass hopers, and if you think by buying frozen you get around this, you are wrong.

But I get what your saying, some people are looking for a quick buck, any way, any how.
 
2013-04-28 06:17:43 AM
Was this salad made by the Whizzo Corporation?
 
2013-04-28 06:43:20 AM
This is why I HATE canned green beans.  The real deal tastes way better.  Plus, now I can say "no frogs added."
 
2013-04-28 07:05:36 AM

FriarReb98: This is why I HATE canned green beans.  The real deal tastes way better.  Plus, now I can say "no frogs added."


Any vegetable in a can tastes foul. It all tastes like metal and has no texture.

/except creamed corn. Creamed corn belongs in a can, at least until it belongs in my belly.
 
2013-04-28 07:42:03 AM

Begoggle: I thought maybe it was a piece of moldy bacon or something. Because they have bacon in them sometimes

Yeahhhhh.... no they don't.


Yeah, I was just wondering what she's been eating when she thinks she found "bacon"in a can.
 
2013-04-28 07:44:00 AM

UsikFark: HotWingAgenda: I would understand her being surprised to see it there upon opening the can.  But she opened the can, cooked it, and served it her son, and then noticed it?  I'm glad she doesn't work in a profession that requires hygiene or attention to detail, like nursing.

It's good to see a retired nurse is serving meatloaf, gravy, mashed potatoes, and canned green beans with a hearty dose of butter. She's probably trying to kill her son.


All things in moderation. You can be healthy and still eat traditional foods, you know.
 
2013-04-28 08:08:52 AM
Canned green beans are gross.
 
2013-04-28 08:51:18 AM
There was all kinds of stuff out in my grandma's garden.
 
2013-04-28 08:54:58 AM
The Whizzo Chocolate Company should consider a copyright infringement suit, before they attempt to reproduce Anthrax Ripple or Spring Surprise...
 
2013-04-28 09:42:19 AM
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*doing the cancan
 
2013-04-28 10:09:51 AM
It was a TOAD,  Subby, a toad.
/There is a difference.
//I have no idea what that difference is, but still, I'm sure there is one.
 
2013-04-28 10:20:13 AM
The canning process would easily kill any bacteria on the frog.

Still gross, though
 
2013-04-28 11:24:45 AM

HotWingAgenda: I would understand her being surprised to see it there upon opening the can.  But she opened the can, cooked it, and served it her son, and then noticed it?  I'm glad she doesn't work in a profession that requires hygiene or attention to detail, like nursing.


I also like how she complains that the canning company should have seen that.
Hey, they are doing 300 cans a minute.  You were opening one farking can.
 
2013-04-28 01:06:24 PM
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I'm in the third camp.
 
2013-04-28 02:11:39 PM
poor toad.
 
2013-04-28 02:14:45 PM

Gunther: Wrencher: The beans made it through the process.

I assume there's some sort of sorting process to remove foreign material.

It's possible I guess, but I've heard about  a fairly common scam where someone"finds" a tooth or whatever in their Big Mac then threatens to sue or call the media unless they get a payoff. It seems like that would be more likely.




Nuisance suit.
 
2013-04-28 02:52:16 PM
The Indiana State Department of Health says the most common rodent or insect found in canned veggies are toads...

Wut?
 
2013-04-28 03:00:40 PM

SpaceBison: The Indiana State Department of Health says the most common rodent or insect found in canned veggies are toads...

Wut?




If it's common then it's not a foreign substance. Move along.
 
2013-04-28 03:13:09 PM

RoyBatty: What sort of frog?


Did they at least take the bones out?
 
2013-04-28 03:35:55 PM
sounds like french food to me
 
2013-04-28 04:28:14 PM
I found a beetle in a can of baked beans once. It happens. We called the company, told them what batch and such it came from, and they sent us some coupons for some free cans.  Whoop-de-fark. Life is dirty and imperfect sometimes... get over it. /CSB
 
2013-04-28 04:54:37 PM
The little croaker croaked
 
2013-04-28 06:54:47 PM
Was it only one of the finest baby frogs, which are dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then vacuum sealed in their best cans?

www.cardinalfang.net
 
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