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2013-04-28 02:01:38 AM
No thanks.
 
2013-04-28 02:08:37 AM
The firm says the products are not necessarily for gay men

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
 
2013-04-28 02:17:26 AM

Mentat: The firm says the products are not necessarily for gay men

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.


Actually, they're not.  I know this.  I wish I didn't.  You don't want to know this.  No one who doesn't want to know this should ever have to know this.
 
2013-04-28 02:18:35 AM
Whatever floats your goat, man


/...
 
2013-04-28 02:23:54 AM

GGracie: Mentat: The firm says the products are not necessarily for gay men

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

Actually, they're not.  I know this.  I wish I didn't.  You don't want to know this.  No one who doesn't want to know this should ever have to know this.


sure
mhmm
and how certain are you that he wasnt gay? closeted?
oh wait ....
does trans count?

still
I guess this was the logical next step after silk boxers and banananana hammocks
at least according to The Todd
 
2013-04-28 02:45:29 AM
[howabouthellno]
 
2013-04-28 03:10:05 AM
I have a serious aversion to this. I could not close the story fast enough after I saw the pictures. I know its not for gay men, but its surely not for me.
 
2013-04-28 03:11:53 AM
A picture of me in one of these outfits would be outlawed by the UN.
 
2013-04-28 04:04:01 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-28 05:28:34 AM
FTA -"If you're a man and have ever wanted to dress in women's lingerie a firm has come up with the perfect product for you."

Uh, no. They don't. I won't re-post the picture of their products here but if I wanted to wear women's underwear it wouldn't be women's underwear from the 1800's.

/Someone page Ghastly to the thread
 
2013-04-28 05:33:02 AM
I saw women in quotes and figured it was going to be jailbait lingerie.  That was a let down.
 
2013-04-28 05:34:46 AM
Nope.
 
2013-04-28 05:36:08 AM
Did that gay guy on the right stuff a Swiss Colony Beef Log down his panties?
 
2013-04-28 05:36:13 AM
What a perfectly pointless product.  The whole point of a man wearing women's underwear, I'd imagine, is that the underwear is designed for women.  That's what makes it transgressive.

/"Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you keep it a secret!  Why didn't you tell the world, eh?"
 
2013-04-28 05:36:25 AM

illannoyin: FTA -"If you're a man and have ever wanted to dress in women's lingerie a firm has come up with the perfect product for you."

Uh, no. They don't. I won't re-post the picture of their products here but if I wanted to wear women's underwear it wouldn't be women's underwear from the 1800's.

/Someone page Ghastly to the thread


Well I guess we could use some eye bleach. Ghastly is teh sexy : )
 
2013-04-28 05:40:22 AM
www.trilobite.org
 
2013-04-28 05:44:52 AM
I'm sure people in the 1890s felt the same way about women wearing jeans or trousers.
 
2013-04-28 05:44:57 AM
So I'm the only one who has no problem with this? Huh. I guess the Rocky Horror Picture Show must have desensitized me as a youngin.

Also, this idea is not new, 'manties' have been around for a while. This stuff just looks better made.
 
2013-04-28 05:49:41 AM
I am as bisexual as they come and I would not be caught dead in any of that crap.
 
2013-04-28 05:53:53 AM
So, basically, a Reddit Meetup?
 
2013-04-28 05:54:05 AM
FTFA:

'We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion.'

Well, at least they'll have a lock on the Republican market.
 
2013-04-28 05:59:01 AM

ambercat: So I'm the only one who has no problem with this? Huh. I guess the Rocky Horror Picture Show must have desensitized me as a youngin.

Also, this idea is not new, 'manties' have been around for a while. This stuff just looks better made.


Doesn't bother me. Sounds awesome. Everyone should wear whatever the fark they feel comfortable in. But I hang out with a bunch of weirdos, so. This seems totally normal to me.

/just hung out with my guy friend who hosts Rocky Horror earlier tonight. he looks way better in lady clothes than most ladies.
 
2013-04-28 06:01:38 AM

ambercat: So I'm the only one who has no problem with this? Huh. I guess the Rocky Horror Picture Show must have desensitized me as a youngin.

Also, this idea is not new, 'manties' have been around for a while. This stuff just looks better made.


Well I don't have a problem with it, the first pic was just really bad, outfits didn't do anything for the guys and don't look comfortable.
The little tankini number was kinda cute but I did sorta focus on the girl in the boxers.
/Sorry
 
2013-04-28 06:02:47 AM
"Lingerie firm launches women's underwear for men"

Um... isn't that like saying "a red ball that is green"?
 
2013-04-28 06:05:39 AM
sfcitizen.com
 
2013-04-28 06:08:03 AM

SpdrJay: I am as bisexual as they come and I would not be caught dead in any of that crap.


its for uber ultra macho men who would find it an extreme turn on to be emasculated with pretty, frilly garments in bed. These men are usually straight.
 
2013-04-28 06:09:04 AM
What has been seen cannot be unseen. Or something, ewww!
 
2013-04-28 06:11:47 AM

miss diminutive: [sfcitizen.com image 600x358]


So you don't approve of lingerie for bears? Well that's alright I hear they have their fur and leather ; )
 
2013-04-28 06:15:44 AM
I think most of the opposition has to do with the aesthetics of the male bulge more than the underwear itself. That's why dancers wear dance belts. Makes everything symmetrical and less human. But why are humans so human? To me the penis and balls on a man (and I say this as a man) just look so appendage like. Like they were stuck on as an afterthought. There's not even a great place for them between the legs. They're just sort of there, always a bit in the way. The human body somehow looks less "organic" and natural than other animals when both are in the nude. With a nice pair of slacks I think we compare nicely to bears though, for example. I'm not a prude, but I generally can't think of a time where I find a man more attractive without clothes than with clothes, even a bathing suit.
 
2013-04-28 06:18:25 AM
From another thread earlier.

Now THIS, is transvestism and does not denote sexual preference.

Probably.
 
2013-04-28 06:26:20 AM

swingerofbirches: I think most of the opposition has to do with the aesthetics of the male bulge more than the underwear itself. That's why dancers wear dance belts. Makes everything symmetrical and less human. But why are humans so human? To me the penis and balls on a man (and I say this as a man) just look so appendage like. Like they were stuck on as an afterthought. There's not even a great place for them between the legs. They're just sort of there, always a bit in the way. The human body somehow looks less "organic" and natural than other animals when both are in the nude. With a nice pair of slacks I think we compare nicely to bears though, for example. I'm not a prude, but I generally can't think of a time where I find a man more attractive without clothes than with clothes, even a bathing suit.


Male bulges always seem rather messed up to me. You look at them and you're like...what IS that? You don't want to keep looking, but your natural curiosity wants to be able to sort out which parts are the beans and which part is the frank, but sometimes it just looks like this weird lumpy mess where you can't tell what's going on. I can see where the whole codpiece idea came from.
 
2013-04-28 06:29:04 AM
Those are horrible. The whole idea is horrible.
 
2013-04-28 06:33:12 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: [sfcitizen.com image 600x358]

So you don't approve of lingerie for bears? Well that's alright I hear they have their fur and leather ; )


I'm in favour of teddies. I'm in favour of bears. Teddies on bears? Oh hell no.
 
2013-04-28 06:43:29 AM

ambercat: swingerofbirches: I think most of the opposition has to do with the aesthetics of the male bulge more than the underwear itself. That's why dancers wear dance belts. Makes everything symmetrical and less human. But why are humans so human? To me the penis and balls on a man (and I say this as a man) just look so appendage like. Like they were stuck on as an afterthought. There's not even a great place for them between the legs. They're just sort of there, always a bit in the way. The human body somehow looks less "organic" and natural than other animals when both are in the nude. With a nice pair of slacks I think we compare nicely to bears though, for example. I'm not a prude, but I generally can't think of a time where I find a man more attractive without clothes than with clothes, even a bathing suit.

Male bulges always seem rather messed up to me. You look at them and you're like...what IS that? You don't want to keep looking, but your natural curiosity wants to be able to sort out which parts are the beans and which part is the frank, but sometimes it just looks like this weird lumpy mess where you can't tell what's going on. I can see where the whole codpiece idea came from.


Amen, GF.
 
2013-04-28 06:50:08 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: I'm sure people in the 1890s felt the same way about women wearing jeans or trousers.


WRONG! WRONG!

YOU GET NOTHING!

YOU LOSE!

GOOD DAY SIR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6YfJZ9hxLQ
 
2013-04-28 06:57:51 AM

miss diminutive: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: [sfcitizen.com image 600x358]

So you don't approve of lingerie for bears? Well that's alright I hear they have their fur and leather ; )

I'm in favour of teddies. I'm in favour of bears. Teddies on bears? Oh hell no.


I think I understand granted not a big fan of teddies give me a cami any day though ; )
 
2013-04-28 07:11:15 AM
www.silverfishlongboarding.com
 
2013-04-28 07:15:14 AM
Most of the gay men I know have better taste than this.
 
2013-04-28 07:22:36 AM

rnatalie: Most of the gay men I know have better taste than this.


True, and granted I don't know but, I think they like the male underwear.Ya know they like men for being men, ya I'm sure that's weird but I'm sure not investing in this company.
 
2013-04-28 07:33:40 AM
Someone needs to sit these people down and give them the sex talk. "Girls and boys are different" kinda thing.
 
2013-04-28 07:37:13 AM
I am *so* NGTRTFA.
 
2013-04-28 07:40:01 AM
Dammit subby. I already clicked after reading the word 'lingerie'.
 
2013-04-28 07:41:02 AM

ambercat: So I'm the only one who has no problem with this? Huh. I guess the Rocky Horror Picture Show must have desensitized me as a youngin.

Also, this idea is not new, 'manties' have been around for a while. This stuff just looks better made.


Not bothered.  It wouldn't be a deal-breaker if a guy I was with liked to wear women's underwear.  As long as it's attractive, and the onesies at the top of the page just aren't attractive.  Those things would look bad on women.  The stuff in the second pic is fine, but since I hate pink and heart patterns I would probably ask the man to develop less infantile taste.  Unless infantilism is his goal and THAT is a deal breaker.

/Also no thongs, whether designed for men or women
//Eugh
 
2013-04-28 07:50:50 AM

GWSuperfan: [media.tumblr.com image 248x200]


[right-click, save-as]
 
2013-04-28 07:50:57 AM

if_i_really_have_to: ambercat: So I'm the only one who has no problem with this? Huh. I guess the Rocky Horror Picture Show must have desensitized me as a youngin.

Also, this idea is not new, 'manties' have been around for a while. This stuff just looks better made.

Not bothered.  It wouldn't be a deal-breaker if a guy I was with liked to wear women's underwear.  As long as it's attractive, and the onesies at the top of the page just aren't attractive.  Those things would look bad on women.  The stuff in the second pic is fine, but since I hate pink and heart patterns I would probably ask the man to develop less infantile taste.  Unless infantilism is his goal and THAT is a deal breaker.

/Also no thongs, whether designed for men or women
//Eugh


My thought's exactly but probably said better.
And I agree on the thongs, those things are just uncomfortable.
 
2013-04-28 07:55:03 AM

the_colors: ambercat: So I'm the only one who has no problem with this? Huh. I guess the Rocky Horror Picture Show must have desensitized me as a youngin.

Also, this idea is not new, 'manties' have been around for a while. This stuff just looks better made.

Doesn't bother me. Sounds awesome. Everyone should wear whatever the fark they feel comfortable in. But I hang out with a bunch of weirdos, so. This seems totally normal to me.

/just hung out with my guy friend who hosts Rocky Horror earlier tonight. he looks way better in lady clothes than most ladies.


You might be gay.
 
2013-04-28 08:04:04 AM
I am okay with this.

/Trans
 
2013-04-28 08:04:09 AM

sethen320: the_colors: ambercat: So I'm the only one who has no problem with this? Huh. I guess the Rocky Horror Picture Show must have desensitized me as a youngin.

Also, this idea is not new, 'manties' have been around for a while. This stuff just looks better made.

Doesn't bother me. Sounds awesome. Everyone should wear whatever the fark they feel comfortable in. But I hang out with a bunch of weirdos, so. This seems totally normal to me.

/just hung out with my guy friend who hosts Rocky Horror earlier tonight. he looks way better in lady clothes than most ladies.

You might be gay.


Why would a gay man like someone that dresses in women's clothing? Just can't figure these things out.
 
2013-04-28 08:13:13 AM
Lingerie has to be girly? Couldn't they work in a camo motif and Craftsman, NAPA, or Bass Pro Shops logos or something?
 
2013-04-28 08:14:33 AM
Already been done:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-28 08:18:35 AM

GWSuperfan: [media.tumblr.com image 248x200]


i214.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-28 08:31:55 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: sethen320: the_colors: ambercat: So I'm the only one who has no problem with this? Huh. I guess the Rocky Horror Picture Show must have desensitized me as a youngin.

Also, this idea is not new, 'manties' have been around for a while. This stuff just looks better made.

Doesn't bother me. Sounds awesome. Everyone should wear whatever the fark they feel comfortable in. But I hang out with a bunch of weirdos, so. This seems totally normal to me.

/just hung out with my guy friend who hosts Rocky Horror earlier tonight. he looks way better in lady clothes than most ladies.

You might be gay.

Why would a gay man like someone that dresses in women's clothing? Just can't figure these things out.


True true. didn't thinkabout it like that.
 
2013-04-28 08:36:15 AM
The only offense I take with this is how ugly that stuff is.
 
2013-04-28 08:42:48 AM

sethen320: tinfoil-hat maggie: sethen320: the_colors: ambercat: So I'm the only one who has no problem with this? Huh. I guess the Rocky Horror Picture Show must have desensitized me as a youngin.

Also, this idea is not new, 'manties' have been around for a while. This stuff just looks better made.

Doesn't bother me. Sounds awesome. Everyone should wear whatever the fark they feel comfortable in. But I hang out with a bunch of weirdos, so. This seems totally normal to me.

/just hung out with my guy friend who hosts Rocky Horror earlier tonight. he looks way better in lady clothes than most ladies.

You might be gay.

Why would a gay man like someone that dresses in women's clothing? Just can't figure these things out.

True true. didn't thinkabout it like that.


Don't think about it to hard it may break you're brain, it's just one of those things.
 
2013-04-28 08:44:34 AM
We just got objectified didn't we?
 
2013-04-28 08:48:36 AM
everybody panic
 
2013-04-28 08:50:54 AM
This lingerie idea is akin to things like Fart in a Can or those Sons of Anarchy Tee-shirts you find only at Spencer's.
 
2013-04-28 09:12:19 AM
i.imgur.com

Well, I mean....if you're into that.....
 
2013-04-28 09:21:29 AM

hardinparamedic: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]

Well, I mean....if you're into that.....


Hmm, now I wanna see you in lingerie.
/Wut?
 
2013-04-28 09:22:32 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Hmm, now I wanna see you in lingerie.
/Wut?


o.o;;
 
2013-04-28 09:23:28 AM

hardinparamedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: Hmm, now I wanna see you in lingerie.
/Wut?

o.o;;


Hey don't judge ; )
 
2013-04-28 09:36:09 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
He approves.
 
2013-04-28 09:38:14 AM
www.petalot.com
.
 
2013-04-28 09:48:09 AM
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Big Mike is excited with this finding.
 
2013-04-28 09:48:30 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transvestic_fetishism

This is a real thing. A friend of mine (not code for me) got into a relationship with one of these guys. Of course he doesn't drop this bomb on her lap until 6 months in. It caused alot of problems for him, including the break up of his first marriage (which had produced a daughter). It ended up contributing to the break up with my friend because it weirded her out. He showed her his drawer of women's underwear. She said it was huge and filled to the brim with frilly bullshiat. He also was a hardcore collector of woman's fashion magazines and only watched lesbian porn. He had posters of "strong" female sci fi characters all over his house. Despite apparently being terrified of male sexuality, he was 100% heterosexual. Very strange and kind of sad.
 
2013-04-28 10:07:59 AM
I'm concerned because people are so quick to jump on the "new thing" that this product may actually take off.
 
2013-04-28 10:11:42 AM
Well, that's the UK for you.  Silk boxers for me, thanks.
 
2013-04-28 10:14:40 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: hardinparamedic: tinfoil-hat maggie: Hmm, now I wanna see you in lingerie.
/Wut?

o.o;;

Hey don't judge ; )


i.imgur.com

LiberalEastCoastElitist: This is a real thing. A friend of mine (not code for me) got into a relationship with one of these guys. Of course he doesn't drop this bomb on her lap until 6 months in. It caused alot of problems for him, including the break up of his first marriage (which had produced a daughter). It ended up contributing to the break up with my friend because it weirded her out. He showed her his drawer of women's underwear. She said it was huge and filled to the brim with frilly bullshiat. He also was a hardcore collector of woman's fashion magazines and only watched lesbian porn. He had posters of "strong" female sci fi characters all over his house. Despite apparently being terrified of male sexuality, he was 100% heterosexual. Very strange and kind of sad.


It's more of a thing than people like to talk about - there are a lot of people who do that as part of a BDSM relationship with a male submissive, both gay and straight. Emasculation and humiliation play into it pretty hardcore as a motivation for doing so.
 
2013-04-28 10:21:27 AM

LiberalEastCoastElitist: This is a real thing. A friend of mine (not code for me) got into a relationship with one of these guys. Of course he doesn't drop this bomb on her lap until 6 months in.


six months in sounds about right. More than that, and it's fair to say that this person was wasting their time when they could have been looking for someone they were more compatible with. If you whip it out on the first date, then it just shows that you're incapable of being at all self-critical, and are unaware of how others might see your kink as kinda weird, so you wait a couple of months to build a certain base-line of trust.

If your friend wasn't into that kinda thing, cool she should thank him for not getting any more committed and giving her the opportunity to go look for others, but if she went and blabbed about it to other people (e.g. you) rather than keep his kink private then that kinda makes her the coont in that situation IMHO.
 
2013-04-28 10:39:32 AM
This is why we can't have Empires any more.
 
2013-04-28 10:50:10 AM

sudo give me more cowbell: six months in sounds about right. More than that, and it's fair to say that this person was wasting their time when they could have been looking for someone they were more compatible with. If you whip it out on the first date, then it just shows that you're incapable of being at all self-critical, and are unaware of how others might see your kink as kinda weird, so you wait a couple of months to build a certain base-line of trust.


This may not be an appropriate discussion for a first date, but it really is the sort of thing you ought to tell someone before you have sex with them.
 
2013-04-28 10:51:13 AM

sudo give me more cowbell: LiberalEastCoastElitist: This is a real thing. A friend of mine (not code for me) got into a relationship with one of these guys. Of course he doesn't drop this bomb on her lap until 6 months in.

six months in sounds about right. More than that, and it's fair to say that this person was wasting their time when they could have been looking for someone they were more compatible with. If you whip it out on the first date, then it just shows that you're incapable of being at all self-critical, and are unaware of how others might see your kink as kinda weird, so you wait a couple of months to build a certain base-line of trust.


Considering 90% of women are not going to be cool with this, I would argue 6 months is about 5 months too long. She's a single mom approaching 30. Six months is a long time for her to have wasted.

If your friend wasn't into that kinda thing, cool she should thank him for not getting any more committed and giving her the opportunity to go look for others, but if she went and blabbed about it to other people (e.g. you) rather than keep his kink private then that kinda makes her the coont in that situation IMHO.

You can't invade someone's life with this kind of dark secret and expect them to shoulder your burden by themselves and not seek outside advice. I'm sorry, that's bullshiat. This isn't AA. If you want to dump problems on someone with the expectation of privacy get a therapist. She would have been a coont if she went and blabbed to his friends, but she didn't.
 
2013-04-28 11:08:54 AM

Dr. Horrible: This may not be an appropriate discussion for a first date, but it really is the sort of thing you ought to tell someone before you have sex with them.


kinks aren't contagious.  Would you let your one-night stand look over your internet history?

LiberalEastCoastElitist: sudo give me more cowbell: LiberalEastCoastElitist: This is a real thing. A friend of mine (not code for me) got into a relationship with one of these guys. Of course he doesn't drop this bomb on her lap until 6 months in.

six months in sounds about right. More than that, and it's fair to say that this person was wasting their time when they could have been looking for someone they were more compatible with. If you whip it out on the first date, then it just shows that you're incapable of being at all self-critical, and are unaware of how others might see your kink as kinda weird, so you wait a couple of months to build a certain base-line of trust.

Considering 90% of women are not going to be cool with this, I would argue 6 months is about 5 months too long. She's a single mom approaching 30. Six months is a long time for her to have wasted.

If your friend wasn't into that kinda thing, cool she should thank him for not getting any more committed and giving her the opportunity to go look for others, but if she went and blabbed about it to other people (e.g. you) rather than keep his kink private then that kinda makes her the coont in that situation IMHO.

You can't invade someone's life with this kind of dark secret and expect them to shoulder your burden by themselves and not seek outside advice. I'm sorry, that's bullshiat. This isn't AA. If you want to dump problems on someone with the expectation of privacy get a therapist. She would have been a coont if she went and blabbed to his friends, but she didn't.


Well I got no skin in that game, so I'm not really going to get upset about it either way, but just from a purely academiv POV, I really don't see it the same way as you.

LiberalEastCoastElitist: Considering 90% of women are not going to be cool with this


citation needed. We have no way of knowing even approximately how many women would be ok with humouring their partner in something like this. There are, of course, some fetishes that go too far (like, "I wanna smear feces all over you while you whip me with this leather mace.", etc. etc.) but this one seems pretty harmless.

LiberalEastCoastElitist: I would argue 6 months is about 5 months too long. She's a single mom approaching 30. Six months is a long time for her to have wasted.


Well yeah, age is a factor. Did she clearly say she wanted to get serious and settle down? If so, maybe 6 months is a little on the long side, but I've definitely had 1- or 2-month relationships with people that I never divulged my deepest personal secrets to, and I'm glad I didn't.

LiberalEastCoastElitist: You can't invade someone's life with this kind of dark secret and expect them to shoulder your burden by themselves


Whoa -"invade someone's life"?  I don't get that, man. You're saying he should have told her sooner, and now you're saying he "invaded her life" by telling her?

LiberalEastCoastElitist: She would have been a coont if she went and blabbed to his friends, but she didn't.


Well she told you, and I'm imagining the two of you probably had some disparaging laughs at his expense. Did she get his permission to talk about their bedroom issues with other people? if so, then yeah, nevermind, but if not, then I gotta  say, I can't really feel a lot of sympathy for your friend.
 
2013-04-28 11:20:10 AM
fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-28 11:22:04 AM

edmo: Lingerie has to be girly? Couldn't they work in a camo motif and Craftsman, NAPA, or Bass Pro Shops logos or something?


And make it out of the nicer fabrics that are used in women's underwear instead of the cheap, rough stuff that seems to be all they use in men's undies. I'm thinking the feel of the fabric plays a big role in why men play dress up. And honestly, don't we all feel sexier and more confident when we're wearing exceptionally comfortable unders?
 
2013-04-28 11:23:20 AM
This is not a new thing at all.
/excuse me while I go check out what new stuff xdress has in.
 
2013-04-28 11:32:48 AM

swingerofbirches: I think most of the opposition has to do with the aesthetics of the male bulge more than the underwear itself. That's why dancers wear dance belts. Makes everything symmetrical and less human. But why are humans so human? To me the penis and balls on a man (and I say this as a man) just look so appendage like. Like they were stuck on as an afterthought. There's not even a great place for them between the legs. They're just sort of there, always a bit in the way. The human body somehow looks less "organic" and natural than other animals when both are in the nude. With a nice pair of slacks I think we compare nicely to bears though, for example. I'm not a prude, but I generally can't think of a time where I find a man more attractive without clothes than with clothes, even a bathing suit.


All that stuff is weird because our upright posture is a perversion of a tetrapod skeleton. It's like trying to build a submarine out of train cars; yeah, you could get it to work but it's gonna look weird as hell doing so.
 
2013-04-28 11:33:15 AM
Every year it's the same thing.  Some company decides they're going to be avant garde by marketting women's clothing for men.  Two years ago it was this:

i1282.photobucket.com

Last year it was this:

i1282.photobucket.com

Next year it will be brossieres .
 
2013-04-28 11:40:07 AM
Thank God I hadn't eaten breakfast before seeing the pic at the beginning of the article.

/not so hungry anymore
//hurrrkkk...ulllppp...
 
2013-04-28 12:04:49 PM
Curiously, we are one of the few animals where the male is less gaudy than the female. Didn't always used to be that way.  Back in the day, men would "doll" themselves up: wigs, face powder, codpieces, flamboyant and colorful clothing.... ALL to attract women. Styles change. Deal with it.
 
2013-04-28 12:21:11 PM
HommeMystere?
t5ak.roblox.com
/hot
 
2013-04-28 12:31:21 PM
Not exactly a new idea:
i470.photobucket.com
http://xdress.com/
 
2013-04-28 12:36:26 PM

lemonysprite: This is not a new thing at all.
/excuse me while I go check out what new stuff xdress has in.


Didn't finish reading the thread before I posted almost exactly what you said.

Lots of love for all the pretties that xdress has on their site.
 
2013-04-28 12:40:29 PM

swingerofbirches: I think most of the opposition has to do with the aesthetics of the male bulge more than the underwear itself. That's why dancers wear dance belts. Makes everything symmetrical and less human. But why are humans so human? To me the penis and balls on a man (and I say this as a man) just look so appendage like. Like they were stuck on as an afterthought. There's not even a great place for them between the legs. They're just sort of there, always a bit in the way. The human body somehow looks less "organic" and natural than other animals when both are in the nude. With a nice pair of slacks I think we compare nicely to bears though, for example. I'm not a prude, but I generally can't think of a time where I find a man more attractive without clothes than with clothes, even a bathing suit.


Gotta agree with ya. There are many fine designs in nature.
the female form. The lion ready to pounce.

the flacid human penis however looks akin to the creator being drunk and playing pin the tail on the donkey
 
2013-04-28 12:47:08 PM
What a Ghastly idea.
 
2013-04-28 12:57:23 PM

Oldiron_79: What a Ghastly idea.


2.bp.blogspot.com

I see what you did there.
 
2013-04-28 12:57:24 PM

LiberalEastCoastElitist: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transvestic_fetishism

This is a real thing. A friend of mine (not code for me) got into a relationship with one of these guys. Of course he doesn't drop this bomb on her lap until 6 months in. It caused alot of problems for him, including the break up of his first marriage (which had produced a daughter). It ended up contributing to the break up with my friend because it weirded her out. He showed her his drawer of women's underwear. She said it was huge and filled to the brim with frilly bullshiat. He also was a hardcore collector of woman's fashion magazines and only watched lesbian porn. He had posters of "strong" female sci fi characters all over his house. Despite apparently being terrified of male sexuality, he was 100% heterosexual. Very strange and kind of sad.


1) yup 6 months for fetish dropping is bullshiat. but how are you in a relationship for 6 months and dont already suspect something?
2) you have been in a relationship for 6 months. WHY would this be such a show stopper? If THIS was enough to end the relationship, clearly it was on its last legs to start with.
3) ALOT is a mythical creature which you can get printed on t-shirts
4) This did not cause his first marriage to fail. His hiding it from his wife and her freaking out ended the marriage.
5) terrified of male sexuality - yah, there is something else going on there.
 
2013-04-28 01:01:20 PM

sudo give me more cowbell: We have no way of knowing even approximately how many women would be ok with humouring their partner in something like this. There are, of course, some fetishes that go too far (like, "I wanna smear feces all over you while you whip me with this leather mace.", etc. etc.) but this one seems pretty harmless.


You don't understand. It's a paraphilia. It's a lifestyle and a core personality trait. You don't just humor it. Look at the fact that he's had multiple relationships fall apart due to this issue. The panties thing is the tip of the iceburg. He started asking for things from her which turned her off to him. She tried dealing with it at first and failed.

Whoa -"invade someone's life"?  I don't get that, man. You're saying he should have told her sooner, and now you're saying he "invaded her life" by telling her?

He invaded her life by developing a relationship with her for 6 months while leaving out a VERY pertinent very likely deal breaker. That is shiatty.

Well she told you, and I'm imagining the two of you probably had some disparaging laughs at his expense. Did she get his permission to talk about their bedroom issues with other people? if so, then yeah, nevermind, but if not, then I gotta  say, I can't really feel a lot of sympathy for your friend.

Of course we did, because its uncomfortable as fark. If he wants to find someone who won't laugh at him, maybe he should direct his attention to a kink website or something rather than snaring randoms and wasting their time. And let me tell you right now, all women (and men) talk about what goes on in the bedroom. That's just a fact of life. If that bothers you, use your hand. If you want to expose your dirty secrets in privacy, use a therapist.
 
2013-04-28 01:49:27 PM

LiberalEastCoastElitist: The panties thing is the tip of the iceburg. He started asking for things from her which turned her off to him. She tried dealing with it at first and failed.


No fault at that point. He has a kink that she can't get into, so they split up and go their separate ways to look for someone that they could be compatible with. As it should be.

LiberalEastCoastElitist: He invaded her life by developing a relationship with her for 6 months while leaving out a VERY pertinent very likely deal breaker. That is shiatty.


He told her before they got married, before they had kids together, before they bought a house together with a mortgage in both their names, before they had entangled their lives to the point that it would be a huge awful mess to split up. She wan't cool with it, so they split. He did exactly what he should do. If she's pissed off about spending six months with somebody in a relationship that didn't last, then she's being awfully petty.

LiberalEastCoastElitist:  If he wants to find someone who won't laugh at him, maybe he should direct his attention to a kink website or something rather than snaring randoms and wasting their time. And let me tell you right now, all women (and men) talk about what goes on in the bedroom. That's just a fact of life. If that bothers you, use your hand. If you want to expose your dirty secrets in privacy, use a therapist.

Do you think that maybe there's a reason he doesn't just go around telling everyone that he dates for a month? Seriously dude, It's because of people like you that so many people repress their kinky weird fetishes most of their lives only to have it come out (inevitably) in a big messy divorce. If people could be confident that when they talk to their partners and ask for discretion, that their partners will actually honour their privacy, then there'd be a lot fewer families getting split up in divorces years after they married, and a lot more people who broke up early and managed to find someone else they were compatible with.

Instead of thanking the guy for avoiding that collosal train-wreck, you and his ex are snarking and laughing about him behind his back, thus making it ever-more difficult for other kinky people to just be honest with their partners.

sudo give me more cowbell: I'm imagining the two of you probably had some disparaging laughs at his expense.


LiberalEastCoastElitist: Of course we did,


Without his consent to be talking about something that he relayed to his girlfriend under the presumption that that conversation was private?
ok, well then you're both jerks.

/not really gonna get bent outta shape on this one, as there are other more important things to rant about on the internet,
 
2013-04-28 01:51:34 PM
If it's made for men that takes the fun out of wearing it.
 
2013-04-28 01:56:30 PM
As a female, I can see how this would be kind of hot. Sometimes I like to make them wear eyeliner and umm...

What?
 
2013-04-28 02:07:28 PM

megarian: As a female, I can see how this would be kind of hot. Sometimes I like to make them wear eyeliner and umm...



www.miataturbo.net
Do you find that guys are generally game for it?
 
2013-04-28 02:11:44 PM

sudo give me more cowbell: megarian: As a female, I can see how this would be kind of hot. Sometimes I like to make them wear eyeliner and umm...



Do you find that guys are generally game for it?


It takes a lot of liquor and a celebratory mood via trip to the strip club.

But no... Not really. I can still try, though.
 
2013-04-28 02:15:27 PM

sudo give me more cowbell: Do you think that maybe there's a reason he doesn't just go around telling everyone that he dates for a month?


Uh, yeah. He'd never get laid and/or all of his relationships would be two months long because that's about how long women would humor him if they hadn't already invested six months.

well then you're both jerks.

What is worse, wasting six months of someone's life that they will never be able to get back, or having a couple laughs at their expense (which they will never know about)?
 
2013-04-28 02:33:36 PM

megarian: sudo give me more cowbell: megarian: As a female, I can see how this would be kind of hot. Sometimes I like to make them wear eyeliner and umm...

Do you find that guys are generally game for it?

It takes a lot of liquor and a celebratory mood via trip to the strip club.

But no... Not really. I can still try, though.


Well, that is a tragedy right there.
The list of guys out there that would move heaven and earth to meet you just goes on and on (and they wouldn't need the strip club)
...sigh...
 
2013-04-28 02:44:05 PM

sudo give me more cowbell: megarian: sudo give me more cowbell: megarian: As a female, I can see how this would be kind of hot. Sometimes I like to make them wear eyeliner and umm...

Do you find that guys are generally game for it?

It takes a lot of liquor and a celebratory mood via trip to the strip club.

But no... Not really. I can still try, though.

Well, that is a tragedy right there.
The list of guys out there that would move heaven and earth to meet you just goes on and on (and they wouldn't need the strip club)
...sigh...


Teeeehehehehehe

That just made my day.
 
2013-04-28 02:48:05 PM
Entire thread is filled with BABIES!
 
2013-04-28 02:50:29 PM

megarian: Teeeehehehehehe

That just made my day.


and that was beforeI saw the pics on your profile. Yowzers!
/that's it, I'm moving to Detroit.
 
2013-04-28 02:55:16 PM

LiberalEastCoastElitist: What is worse, wasting six months being honest with someone before making serious commitments in order to avoid wasting years of someone's life that they will never be able to get back, or having a couple laughs at their expense (which they will never know about)?


that's the point man. You think the appropriate disclosure time is one-month. I think people don't really have a chance to know and trust each other by that point, and that disclosure at six-months is not unreasonable (and I'll agree that more than that would be stretching it.)

But people just aren't going to come out and be honest if they feel like they're going to be ridiculed for it.
 
2013-04-28 03:36:04 PM

sudo give me more cowbell: megarian: Teeeehehehehehe

That just made my day.

and that was beforeI saw the pics on your profile. Yowzers!
/that's it, I'm moving to Detroit.


Bring lingerie!

And probably a gun. Because Detroit.
 
2013-04-28 04:46:11 PM
Has anyone seen  Melquiades lately? Whatever happened to her?  She's another Farker we need in this thread.
 
2013-04-28 05:16:13 PM
I submitted this days ago.

/with a better headline
//Victor's Secret
///yeah, kinda bitter.
 
2013-04-28 06:43:20 PM

sudo give me more cowbell: that's the point man. You think the appropriate disclosure time is one-month. I think people don't really have a chance to know and trust each other by that point, and that disclosure at six-months is not unreasonable (and I'll agree that more than that would be stretching it.)


How is that not him putting his needs before her needs? Super great foundation for a relationship.

But people just aren't going to come out and be honest if they feel like they're going to be ridiculed for it.

Yeah they will. Because it's a paraphilia and they ultimately are unwilling or unable to control themselves, especially in this case where his fetish involved seeking a partner to participate in it. This guy would have better success and inconvenience fewer people if he searched for a partner on a kink website or other alternative lifestyle venue.
 
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