redly1: anyone with a beard is either going through a crisis, is an ego maniac, or is a farking pedo rapist./prove me wrong
catmandu: So, another Chmura has been fooling around with underage girls in Wisconsin.
worlddan: "Come on, you're so beautiful, let me drive you home." When she refused, they said he told her, "Get in the car," but she ran, and he drove off. "That is attempted abduction????
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