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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Benedictine monk arrested for trying to abduct underaged girls in his station wagon. With a totally not frightening mugshot   (suntimes.com) divider line 7
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2013-04-27 08:17:09 PM  
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So, another Chmura has been fooling around with underage girls in Wisconsin.
2013-04-27 11:39:03 PM  
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redly1: anyone with a beard is either going through a crisis, is an ego maniac, or is a farking pedo rapist.

/prove me wrong


I've got a beard because not shaving means one less thing I have to pay for while I'm in college. Plus I'm not out to impress anyone anyway. Albeit I do keep it trimmed at least, otherwise it would end up getting in my way at some point.
2013-04-27 09:17:21 PM  
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catmandu: So, another Chmura has been fooling around with underage girls in Wisconsin.


thats what I was going to say
2013-04-27 09:03:32 PM  
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worlddan: "Come on, you're so beautiful, let me drive you home." When she refused, they said he told her, "Get in the car," but she ran, and he drove off. "

That is attempted abduction????


"Get in the car" could sound pretty aggressive depending on how he said it. But srsly not sure how this counts as attempted abduction. Without physical coercion, and withthe victim being 14 as opposed to an 8 year old who doesn't know any better, he's pretty much just being a creepy motherfarker, not a child abductor.

/Hey that last line kinda rhymed, sweet.
2013-04-27 08:46:28 PM  
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redly1: anyone with a beard is either going through a crisis, is an ego maniac, or is a farking pedo rapist.

/prove me wrong


That's exactly what a non-bearded, ego-maniacal, pedo rapist going through a crisis would say.
2013-04-27 08:17:18 PM  
1 votes:
Time to start checking other missing girl cases in the area for the last 32 years.
2013-04-27 07:39:20 PM  
1 votes:
When interviewed, the monk elected to remain silent.

Maybe he got tired of just using his psalms.

He claims he is not guilty because it was entrappistment.
 
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