Elegy: FTFA:Convinced she was dead, her shocked client called the police - who sent paramedics to collect the body.Why the hell would you waste a perfectly good dead hooker by calling the farking authorities?
mitchcumstein1: Been there.
great_tigers: Welcome to Fark. First rule of Fark is we do not joke about dead hookers. Second rule of Fark is we do not joke about dead hookers coming back to life.
scottydoesntknow: Still counts, they're all dead inside anyway
meow said the dog: LAUGHTER 'OL' this is the 'funniest' of things which have been 'heard' by me 'today' and it is also something 'enjoyed' by me that the author used 'quotes' in such the fashion throughout this piece of 'hard-hitting journalism' of this. I probably would be the person upon which would have 'employment' at that 'newspaper.'
SDRR: So, she was only mostly dead?/need a MLT
Gergesa: Isn't this in a porn film?
Captain Steroid: Well, at least she was screaming "DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!" o_o'
Ryker's Peninsula: You know what internal organ stays the warmest in a dead hooker?Mine.
gibbon1: Had a childhood friend with epilepsy who wouldn't shake, he just froze up. Once riding the bus, we got off the bus. Bus drives away. Troy isn't with us. Oh Oh....\The incident while inner tube rafting wasn't so funny. One of the most horrifying 5 minutes of my life.
TheBigJerk: No dirty work references?
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