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(NYPost)   'Dead' prostitute leaps from her coffin yelling: "You want to kill me, you want to kill me"   (nypost.com) divider line 79
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2013-04-27 12:16:46 PM
The shaken hooker - known locally as MaNdlo - was escorted home by another prostitute.
 
2013-04-27 12:29:52 PM
This is why you double tap.
 
2013-04-27 12:33:58 PM
I've seen this movie.  It doesn't end well.
 
2013-04-27 12:42:16 PM
Still counts, they're all dead inside anyway
 
2013-04-27 12:46:39 PM
Did she feel like going for a walk?
 
2013-04-27 01:46:03 PM
Been there.
 
2013-04-27 03:27:54 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-27 03:39:07 PM
This is why trunks have locks
 
2013-04-27 03:58:56 PM
News of the World > New York Post
 
2013-04-27 04:15:58 PM
You said "Call girl!"
 
2013-04-27 04:41:29 PM
FTFA:Convinced she was dead, her shocked client called the police - who sent paramedics to collect the body.

Why the hell would you waste a perfectly good dead hooker by calling the farking authorities?
 
2013-04-27 04:44:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-27 04:59:34 PM
Update: New York Post reports that 12 prostitutes came back to life.
 
2013-04-27 04:59:38 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-27 05:28:08 PM

Elegy: FTFA:Convinced she was dead, her shocked client called the police - who sent paramedics to collect the body.

Why the hell would you waste a perfectly good dead hooker by calling the farking authorities?


Yeah, there's a lot of good eatin' on one of those.
 
2013-04-27 05:41:33 PM
I am not sure her john wanted to kill her so much as murder her vagina.
 
2013-04-27 05:42:58 PM
FloydA: Yeah, there's a lot of good eatin' on one of those.

You forgot: this is Zimbabwe we're talking about.
 
2013-04-27 05:42:59 PM
The key to this is to just bury her first.
 
2013-04-27 05:44:11 PM

mitchcumstein1: Been there.


 and honestly..who hasn't??
 
2013-04-27 05:45:14 PM
Now, she's a bad hooker.
 
2013-04-27 05:45:42 PM
Welcome to Fark. First rule of Fark is we do not joke about dead hookers. Second rule of Fark is we do not joke about dead hookers coming back to life.
 
2013-04-27 05:46:34 PM
Came for the Archer reference, saved the googling.
 
2013-04-27 05:47:37 PM

great_tigers: Welcome to Fark. First rule of Fark is we do not joke about dead hookers. Second rule of Fark is we do not joke about dead hookers coming back to life.


Is this negaverse Fark that you're talking about?  Or is it opposite day again?
 
2013-04-27 05:51:18 PM
Had a childhood friend with epilepsy who wouldn't shake, he just froze up. Once riding the bus, we got off the bus. Bus drives away.  Troy isn't with us. Oh Oh....

\The incident while inner tube rafting wasn't so funny.  One of the most horrifying 5 minutes of my life.
 
2013-04-27 05:52:51 PM
Did she get paid?
 
2013-04-27 05:55:06 PM
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
 
2013-04-27 05:55:20 PM
LAUGHTER 'OL' this is the 'funniest' of things which have been 'heard' by me 'today' and it is also something 'enjoyed' by me that the author used 'quotes' in such the fashion throughout this piece of 'hard-hitting journalism' of this.  I probably would be the person upon which would have 'employment' at that 'newspaper.'
 
2013-04-27 06:01:17 PM

scottydoesntknow: Still counts, they're all dead inside anyway


Knows what you mean.
annieheathorn.theworldrace.org
 
2013-04-27 06:02:05 PM
But was her anus remarkable?
 
2013-04-27 06:03:41 PM

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER 'OL' this is the 'funniest' of things which have been 'heard' by me 'today' and it is also something 'enjoyed' by me that the author used 'quotes' in such the fashion throughout this piece of 'hard-hitting journalism' of this.  I probably would be the person upon which would have 'employment' at that 'newspaper.'


As I always say, Meow, I think you are simply glorious. You can use the written expression for me anytime. There is something so poetic and perfectly cadenced about you.
 
2013-04-27 06:05:24 PM
I'm going to need a clarification before I make my official post: Is it un-dead whores or zombies who can't go up stairs?
 
2013-04-27 06:10:41 PM
So, she was only mostly dead?

/need a MLT
 
2013-04-27 06:17:49 PM

SDRR: So, she was only mostly dead?

/need a MLT




A mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe? They're so perky, I love that.
 
2013-04-27 06:18:38 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
OZ THE GWEAT AND TEWWIBLE!
 
2013-04-27 06:23:03 PM
I hate it when that happens.
 
2013-04-27 06:23:41 PM
Isn't this in a porn film?
 
2013-04-27 06:24:49 PM

Gergesa: Isn't this in a porn film?


www.denofgeek.us
 
2013-04-27 06:28:41 PM
 What do you do when a hooker is running around your hotel room screaming and bleeding??   Shoot her again.
 
2013-04-27 06:32:42 PM
Zimbabwe? What are the odds he was raw doggin' it?
 
2013-04-27 06:33:37 PM
You eat what you can and can what you can't.
 
2013-04-27 06:34:45 PM
And you thought you had a long week.
 
2013-04-27 06:36:41 PM
"Voodoo dick, my ass," she wailed.
 
2013-04-27 06:37:21 PM
You know what internal organ stays the warmest in a dead hooker?
Mine.
 
2013-04-27 06:41:25 PM
Well, at least she was screaming "DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!" o_o'
 
2013-04-27 06:42:06 PM

Captain Steroid: Well, at least she was screaming "DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!" o_o'


*wasn't -_-'
 
2013-04-27 06:42:52 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: You know what internal organ stays the warmest in a dead hooker?
Mine.


Ok I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at that.
 
2013-04-27 06:43:09 PM
So I told her she could keep the tip!


/ain't got shiat
 
2013-04-27 06:48:13 PM

gibbon1: Had a childhood friend with epilepsy who wouldn't shake, he just froze up. Once riding the bus, we got off the bus. Bus drives away.  Troy isn't with us. Oh Oh....

\The incident while inner tube rafting wasn't so funny.  One of the most horrifying 5 minutes of my life.


That's exactly how my fiance does except after so long he'll stop being tense shake a tiny bit. Try being with someone when they do that for 45 minutes and you're waiting on an ambulance. Ativan and dilantin bring him out of it though.
 
2013-04-27 06:59:29 PM
No dirty work references?
 
2013-04-27 07:01:25 PM

TheBigJerk: No dirty work references?


I know, right?

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