skinink: He is the right guy, Reddit confirmed it.
Earl of Chives: t wasn't proper ricin for poisoning. Strictly an attempt to set-up his 'rival.'
Delay: Cornelius Dribble: In 2007 Dutschke was the Republican candidate for the Mississippi House of Representatives, 16th District. He lost by over 2,000 votes, which raises the question: how bad a politician do you have to be to run as a Republican in Mississippi and lose?He didn't attract much money and his rants against the Democratic candidate Holland were not understandable. In all seriousness, as alleged, Dutschke attempted to kill President Obama with a biological weapon. It's an assassination attempt and if convicted (Although the Fark Independents will not agree) he needs to spend the rest of his life in prison, just like John Hinckley.
croesius: Next it'll be the Louisiana Woman. She and this guy used to get together anytime they could.
Oldiron_79: Hmm martial arts studio in Mississippi, did the guy teach Rex Fu?
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