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(Reuters)   Feds arrest Mississippi man in ricin letters case. But this time they have the right guy, they promise   (reuters.com) divider line 65
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2013-04-27 11:54:11 AM
I was beginning to worry that I should have disposed of my Basmati and Jasmine stockpiles, just in case.
 
2013-04-27 12:00:36 PM
www.fakt.pl

/If this is obscure then fark YOU
 
2013-04-27 12:04:35 PM
Drain his pond!  It's in the pond!
 
2013-04-27 12:05:25 PM
Did they find any yellow cake because I'm starving!
 
2013-04-27 12:07:33 PM
Hmm martial arts studio in Mississippi, did the guy teach Rex Fu?
 
2013-04-27 12:07:53 PM
They know because he had rice in his house.
 
2013-04-27 12:09:43 PM
Did they shoot up his boat?
 
2013-04-27 12:10:07 PM

cman: [www.fakt.pl image 650x432]

/If this is obscure then fark YOU


I really can't remember, did he kill that guys daughter or something?
 
2013-04-27 12:10:42 PM
Name sounds an awful lot like "douche", which means he must be guilty
 
2013-04-27 12:10:58 PM
So he was released for molesting kids but now he faces charges?
How does that work
 
2013-04-27 12:12:07 PM
He is the right guy, Reddit confirmed it.
 
2013-04-27 12:12:46 PM

skinink: He is the right guy, Reddit confirmed it.


CNN too.
 
2013-04-27 12:13:04 PM

You Are All Sheep: cman: [www.fakt.pl image 650x432]

/If this is obscure then fark YOU

I really can't remember, did he kill that guys daughter or something?



He was that guy's sons' karate instructor...He seduced the kid and took off with him to another state I believe
 
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2013-04-27 12:13:20 PM
will they deny him a right to a lawyer like the last guy?
 
2013-04-27 12:14:20 PM
So yeah, he wasn't arrested for the ricin stuff.
Thanks for the troll headline.
 
2013-04-27 12:14:33 PM

Begoggle: So he was released for molesting kids but now he faces charges?
How does that work


He's still facing those charges. From another article: "Dutschke is currently the subject of a child molestation investigation by the Tupelo Police Department and the Lee County Sheriff's Department"

So he's under investigation for like the two worst crimes anyone can be accused of.
 
2013-04-27 12:14:53 PM
Is there really anyone out there that truly thinks you can send something toxic to the President and have it get to them? I don't think so. Something strange is going on with this one.
 
2013-04-27 12:15:42 PM
Has it been mentioned that he used to be a former GOP candidate to the Mississippi House of Representatives?
 
2013-04-27 12:16:57 PM

nekom: skinink: He is the right guy, Reddit confirmed it.

CNN too.


So no one got arrested then?
 
2013-04-27 12:17:40 PM

Sudlow: Is there really anyone out there that truly thinks you can send something toxic to the President and have it get to them? I don't think so. Something strange is going on with this one.


I wouldn't have thought anyone was stupid enough to try to ignite plastic explosive, hidden in their shoe, with a lighter, but here we are...

/That one always struck me as odd
 
2013-04-27 12:18:22 PM

Begoggle: So yeah, he wasn't arrested for the ricin stuff.
Thanks for the troll headline.


TUPELO, Miss. (WTVA) - Tupelo's police chief said Everett Dutschke is under arrest in connection wth the ricin letters sent to President Obama, U.S. Senator Roger Wicker and Lee County Justice Court Judge Sadie Holland.

Chief Tony Carleton said Dutschke was arrested around 1 a.m. Saturday by the FBI and turned over to the U.S. Marshals Service.  There's no word on what the charges against him will be.

http://www.wtva.com/content/news/breaking/story/Police-Dutschke-arre st ed-in-ricin-case/wohQYUsBMU6daGV3OoevKA.cspx
 
2013-04-27 12:18:53 PM

Sudlow: Is there really anyone out there that truly thinks you can send something toxic to the President and have it get to them? I don't think so. Something strange is going on with this one.


Are you suggesting the presence of, say, a banner that is not entirely truthful?
 
2013-04-27 12:19:51 PM
Next it'll be the Louisiana Woman. She and this guy used to get together anytime they could.
 
2013-04-27 12:20:17 PM

docgrog: Name sounds an awful lot like "douche", which means he must be guilty

dirtytouchy
 
2013-04-27 12:21:59 PM

RexTalionis: Has it been mentioned that he used to be a former GOP candidate to the Mississippi House of Representatives?


It wouldn't make much sense for a Democrat to send an envelope of poison to President Obama.

/ President Obama is also a Democrat
 
2013-04-27 12:22:27 PM
Reddit, Facebook, and Twitter all reporting that it's this guy:

www.austinchronicle.com
 
2013-04-27 12:23:47 PM

TomD9938: RexTalionis: Has it been mentioned that he used to be a former GOP candidate to the Mississippi House of Representatives?

It wouldn't make much sense for a Democrat to send an envelope of poison to President Obama.

/ President Obama is also a Democrat


He also allegedly sent a ricin-laced letter to a state judge who was the mother of the guy who beat him in the Mississippi House of Representative election.
 
2013-04-27 12:25:00 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Everett Dutschke has to get to the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-04-27 12:25:24 PM

RexTalionis: Has it been mentioned that he used to be a former GOP candidate to the Mississippi House of Representatives?


Yep. His opponent's mother is the judge Dutschke is alleged to have sent ricin. And Dutschke was under a child-molestation investigation. A grand jury indicted him this month. The alleged victim is a 7-year-old girl from his studio. RINO.
 
2013-04-27 12:25:59 PM

cman: /If this is obscure then fark YOU


Nothing is obscure on fark, but that is a little out of focus.

/no clue what that photo is, so fark me.
 
2013-04-27 12:26:35 PM
So he wasn't trying to poison anyone, he was setting up another Tupelo karate instructor for the Feds to bust. Mississippi Kung Fu: the disciplined art of self destruction.
 
2013-04-27 12:27:20 PM
i9.glitter-graphics.org

Just another day of justice
 
2013-04-27 12:28:33 PM

Oldiron_79: Hmm martial arts studio in Mississippi, did the guy teach Rex Fu?

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-27 12:29:47 PM

Mojongo: So he wasn't trying to poison anyone


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-27 12:32:16 PM
The "grabbing the wrong guy" thing is pretty funny considering the comedy of errors over the last couple of weeks, but we've known this is the right guy for a week.

/probably why they are only arresting him now.
 
2013-04-27 12:32:26 PM

Delay: RexTalionis: Has it been mentioned that he used to be a former GOP candidate to the Mississippi House of Representatives?

Yep. His opponent's mother is the judge Dutschke is alleged to have sent ricin. And Dutschke was under a child-molestation investigation. A grand jury indicted him this month. The alleged victim is a 7-year-old girl from his studio. RINO.


[Insert inappropriate Tupelo Honey joke here]
 
2013-04-27 12:33:51 PM

Sudlow: Is there really anyone out there that truly thinks you can send something toxic to the President and have it get to them? I don't think so. Something strange is going on with this one.


He wasn't trying to kill the president. He was trying to get one of his Internet enemies arrested in real life.
 
2013-04-27 12:34:12 PM

Delay: Mojongo: So he wasn't trying to poison anyone

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 326x304]


It wasn't proper ricin for poisoning. Strictly an attempt to set-up his 'rival.'
 
2013-04-27 12:45:50 PM

Mrtraveler01: nekom: skinink: He is the right guy, Reddit confirmed it.

CNN too.

So no one got arrested then?


12 arrested.
 
2013-04-27 12:49:10 PM
And my stepson still wonders why we wouldn't let him go to the suspects house the other day.  He's friends with the suspect's stepson.  He also got a call from the friend last night asking that he come talk to the FBI this morning.  We said NO!! Of course, we're hearing that he's completely innocent on the ricin case as well as the molestation charges.   I don't personally know the guy, but I don't know if we will want our son going over there anytime soon.
 
2013-04-27 12:49:30 PM

Earl of Chives: t wasn't proper ricin for poisoning. Strictly an attempt to set-up his 'rival.'

                Yeah because there's obviously no other way two karate "experts" could have settled this.
                               i812.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-27 12:52:45 PM

Mrtraveler01: nekom: skinink: He is the right guy, Reddit confirmed it.

CNN too.

So no one got arrested then?


It was all over the cover of the New York Post about the arrests.
 
2013-04-27 12:56:27 PM
This guy belongs in the Fark Politics tab...

http://magnoliangop.blogspot.com/
 
2013-04-27 01:04:53 PM

Mojongo: Earl of Chives: t wasn't proper ricin for poisoning. Strictly an attempt to set-up his 'rival.'
                Yeah because there's obviously no other way two karate "experts" could have settled this.
                               [i812.photobucket.com image 456x350]


Great. Now this is in my head again.
 
2013-04-27 01:04:56 PM

nekom: skinink: He is the right guy, Reddit confirmed it.

CNN too.


Has Wolf Blitzer said so? I won't believe it until it comes straight from Wolf Blitzer. ;)
 
2013-04-27 01:26:27 PM

croesius: Next it'll be the Louisiana Woman. She and this guy used to get together anytime they could.


I think he has too much love in his heart.
 
2013-04-27 01:49:30 PM
Funny how they didn't plaster this guy's name all over the media like the crazy fella. It does make his lawyer's countersuits that much easier, though.
 
2013-04-27 02:01:33 PM

born_yesterday: Sudlow: Is there really anyone out there that truly thinks you can send something toxic to the President and have it get to them? I don't think so. Something strange is going on with this one.

I wouldn't have thought anyone was stupid enough to try to ignite plastic explosive, hidden in their shoe, with a lighter, but here we are...

/That one always struck me as odd


He used matches, that's what gave him away. The flight attendent smelled the sulfur.
 
2013-04-27 02:06:19 PM

AGremlin: Reddit, Facebook, and Twitter all reporting that it's this guy:

[www.austinchronicle.com image 300x450]


That certainly agrees with the other evidence of him being a douchebag...
 
2013-04-27 02:54:08 PM
In 2007 Dutschke was the Republican candidate for the Mississippi House of Representatives, 16th District. He lost by over 2,000 votes, which raises the question: how bad a politician do you have to be to run as a Republican in Mississippi and lose?
 
2013-04-27 03:05:38 PM

Cornelius Dribble: In 2007 Dutschke was the Republican candidate for the Mississippi House of Representatives, 16th District. He lost by over 2,000 votes, which raises the question: how bad a politician do you have to be to run as a Republican in Mississippi and lose?


Well, the guy's been in office since 1985, and it's never easy to oust an incumbent, especially since MS legislature election cycles are on odd years, not combined with big national ones. Plus Tupelo is about 1/3 black (and very poor), maybe that keeps pushing him over the edge.
 
2013-04-27 03:29:01 PM
 
2013-04-27 03:47:28 PM
cdn-us0.cartoonnetworkasia.com
 
2013-04-27 03:56:11 PM
I wouldn't want to be in anyone's shoes there.
 
2013-04-27 04:18:09 PM

Somaticasual: Funny how they didn't plaster this guy's name all over the media like the crazy fella. It does make his lawyer's countersuits that much easier, though.


Front page of the NY Times dot com, right now: "J. Everett Dutschke was taken into custody" as well as "charges were dropped against another man". So not understanding what the fark your point is.
 
2013-04-27 04:41:57 PM

Cornelius Dribble: In 2007 Dutschke was the Republican candidate for the Mississippi House of Representatives, 16th District. He lost by over 2,000 votes, which raises the question: how bad a politician do you have to be to run as a Republican in Mississippi and lose?


He didn't attract much money and his rants against the Democratic candidate Holland were not understandable. In all seriousness, as alleged, Dutschke attempted to kill President Obama with a biological weapon. It's an assassination attempt and if convicted (Although the Fark Independents will not agree) he needs to spend the rest of his life in prison, just like John Hinckley.
 
2013-04-27 05:09:26 PM
J. Everett Dutschke, House District 16: Took off on incumbent Democrat Steve Holland, "who hasn't had an opponent in 20 years." Dutschke promised to work hard for the people and take responsiblity, instead of pointing fingers and laying the blame elsewhere. He supports strong laws and actions against illegal immigrants, saying the issue isn't just one of economic development but of security. "It's not a federal issue; it's at our back door." He called his opponent's stand "No Alien Left Behind." Family, said Dutschke, begins with marriage. "Writing a check every month does not make you a dad." He claimed, "Steve Holland is addicted to taxation." And, of the failed beef processing plant supported by Holland, said "Mr. Holland can we have our money back?"

I can see why Obama's investigators arrested this guy. Sounds like the whole thing was a Chicago operation to frame this guy for the purpose of associating his anti-amnesty comments with the anti-amnesty people. Timing is everything.

Of course you'd want to have a false framing at the beginning to conceal the real framing at the end. How clever would that be?
 
2013-04-27 05:28:40 PM

Delay: Cornelius Dribble: In 2007 Dutschke was the Republican candidate for the Mississippi House of Representatives, 16th District. He lost by over 2,000 votes, which raises the question: how bad a politician do you have to be to run as a Republican in Mississippi and lose?

He didn't attract much money and his rants against the Democratic candidate Holland were not understandable. In all seriousness, as alleged, Dutschke attempted to kill President Obama with a biological weapon. It's an assassination attempt and if convicted (Although the Fark Independents will not agree) he needs to spend the rest of his life in prison, just like John Hinckley.


John Hickley tried to kill Obama?!!!111!!!
 
2013-04-27 05:34:22 PM

nytmare: Somaticasual: Funny how they didn't plaster this guy's name all over the media like the crazy fella. It does make his lawyer's countersuits that much easier, though.

Front page of the NY Times dot com, right now: "J. Everett Dutschke was taken into custody" as well as "charges were dropped against another man". So not understanding what the fark your point is.


"Sunil" was front-page news on every single newspaper the second they had that lead in the boston bombings, and the elvis impersonator had a name within the same basic amount of time. But, they gave this guy like 8 hours of relative anonymity before plastering it (IE, your NY times article).
 
2013-04-27 05:36:11 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Sean Hannity's got a challenger for title of "Most punchable face in the universe".
 
2013-04-27 06:20:45 PM
Oops. Well, my headline was better
 
2013-04-27 06:58:12 PM

cman: /If this is obscure then fark YOU


This is when the father (in the hat) waited for the man who kidnapped and molested his son to walk by in the airport and then he shot him in the head. that picture is just before he pulled the trigger.
 
2013-04-27 07:06:49 PM
Just in case you didn't see it from the other thread, Bullshido has a very interesting post in their forums on this guy. (H/T Dr.Zom)

/And apparently "K C Live" is the guy the feds originally arrested.
 
2013-04-27 07:13:37 PM
Martial artist master's long-term feud with Elvis impersonator escalates to poison attack on Obama? Somebody got Internet in my Real World...
 
2013-04-27 07:59:40 PM

Shirley Ujest: John Hinckley tried to kill Obama?!!!111!!!


Fixed it for you.
 
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