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(NPR)   Your next liver biopsy might be performed by hundreds of miniature autonomous ninja throwing star tissue grabbers injected into your body. That is, once scientists can figure out how to get all of them back out   (npr.org) divider line 20
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2013-04-27 02:34:05 PM
Magnets.
 
2013-04-27 02:37:27 PM
Go ahead and leave them in but I want the ability to shoot them out of my fingertips when I want.
 
2013-04-27 02:41:20 PM
I know where it all ends:

www.trueachievements.com
 
2013-04-27 02:41:42 PM
No worry, when winter comes, the apes will freeze to death...
 
2013-04-27 03:00:19 PM

CygnusDarius: I know where it all ends:

[www.trueachievements.com image 850x1133]


wow, does that guy know they accidentally gave him birthin' hips?
 
2013-04-27 03:05:00 PM

CygnusDarius: I know where it all ends:


But Sam doesnt have any nanomachines, or barely any cybernetic enhancements

Intelligent_Donkey: wow, does that guy know they accidentally gave him birthin' hips?

Supersuit, for crazy jumps I guess
 
2013-04-27 03:18:33 PM
Tear ducts.
 
2013-04-27 03:26:03 PM
Resistance is Futile
 
2013-04-27 03:40:40 PM
snarkerati.com
 
2013-04-27 03:43:14 PM
So this means I get to be a street samurai right?

/fark that, I'd rather be a technomancer anyway.
 
2013-04-27 03:44:58 PM

Alebak: CygnusDarius: I know where it all ends:

But Sam doesnt have any nanomachines, or barely any cybernetic enhancements


Details, details.

Sam is awesome, though.

But, my all time favorite cyborg in recent games has been Adam Jensen. Turned him into a jaded self-loathing, authority-hating' ex cop with a moral code and melee monster.
 
2013-04-27 03:52:12 PM
And, they're magnetic. So doctors can - in theory - get them all back.

Send the patient through the MRI... done.
 
2013-04-27 03:57:49 PM

zamboni: And, they're magnetic. So doctors can - in theory - get them all back.

Send the patient through the MRI... done.


I can imagine some laboratory Repo Men with small-sized electromagnets.
 
2013-04-27 04:55:17 PM

CygnusDarius: zamboni: And, they're magnetic. So doctors can - in theory - get them all back.

Send the patient through the MRI... done.

I can imagine some laboratory Repo Men with small-sized electromagnets.


That movie had a scene only described as "sexy surgery."
 
2013-04-27 07:03:00 PM
Pretty sure I saw this on an episode of the X-Files. If I remember correctly, it didn't work out to well for A.D. Skinner.
 
2013-04-27 07:34:49 PM
No, it won't. Nor will it have anything to do with 3d printing or quantum computing.
 
2013-04-27 07:50:32 PM
Send them on a tour of the solar system, but only Uranus will be the stop that serves beer.
 
2013-04-27 09:21:44 PM
cookie cutters
 
2013-04-28 04:50:04 AM
In my humble, non-medical expert opinion, taking biopsies of tumors before removal makes as much sense as poking holes in a colostomy bag before changing it.
 
2013-04-28 06:14:44 AM

HighOnCraic: [snarkerati.com image 420x305]


I see what you did there :-)
 
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