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(Yahoo)   WHAT driver will have bizarre penalties lobbed towards them this week? WILL Matt Kenseth get his revengee ass he starts from the polee? It's YOUR Toyota Owners 400 live from Richmond at 8 PM EDT on Fox   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 687
    More: Obvious, Matt Kenseth, Brian Vickers, punishments, Joe Gibbs Racing, time series, Denny Hamlin, Kasey Kahne, Kyle Busch  
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2013-04-27 12:15:58 PM
I added TheOrangeCone, TheCatchFence, and NASCAR_Wonka to my Twitter feed, so prepare for more insanity in these Fark threads.

Apparently there was some fighting at last night's NNS race? My feed was full of jokes about nut kicking and pics like this --

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2013-04-27 01:02:39 PM

DanZero: Apparently there was some fighting at last night's NNS race? My feed was full of jokes about nut kicking and pics like this --


Wow, you ain't kidding.  Apparently crew members in the fight were friggin' arrested!

http://espn.go.com/racing/nascar/nationwide/story/_/id/9217811/richa rd -childress-racing-crew-arrested-richmond-race-following-fight

Now I gotta find a video of that...
 
2013-04-27 01:39:17 PM
 Piquet Jr. & Brian Scott Interviews fight/kick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6irzjciNmY
 
2013-04-27 01:52:25 PM
danica racing in this one?
 
2013-04-27 06:19:14 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The sponsor of tonight's race is waiting nervously to see if Joe Gibbs actually puts on his "Proud Toyota Owner" shirt.
 
2013-04-27 06:24:30 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

JGR is of course hoping for a better result in tonight's Toyota Owners 400 than they had in the Toyota Owners $200,000 earlier this week.
 
2013-04-27 06:35:07 PM

webthing01: Piquet Jr. & Brian Scott Interviews fight/kick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6irzjciNmY


I have never respected Nelson Piquet Jr. I certainly never will now. What a little pussy!
 
2013-04-27 06:51:02 PM

DanZero: I added TheOrangeCone, TheCatchFence, and NASCAR_Wonka to my Twitter feed, so prepare for more insanity in these Fark threads.

Apparently there was some fighting at last night's NNS race? My feed was full of jokes about nut kicking and pics like this --


Good luck with that. Coney is hilarious but has such an amazingly high tweet volume that I have to add him on Sundays and unfollow every Monday...
 
2013-04-27 06:52:08 PM

my lip balm addiction: webthing01: Piquet Jr. & Brian Scott Interviews fight/kick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6irzjciNmY

I have never respected Nelson Piquet Jr. I certainly never will now. What a little pussy!


Like father... like son.

Not a fan of either, especially after that display.
 
2013-04-27 06:56:17 PM

NickelP: danica racing in this one?


No, she's just a blocker.
 
2013-04-27 07:02:20 PM

jehovahs witness protection: NickelP: danica racing in this one?

No, she's just a blocker.


She seems to only drive fast on the Super speedways so far. Wait til Talladega if you want to see Danica racing.
 
2013-04-27 07:05:04 PM
having a bad heart day. laying down. might get back to the thread later.
 
2013-04-27 07:06:33 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: having a bad heart day. laying down. might get back to the thread later.


Feel better, D-A-M.  And FFS, remove the KyBu nipple ring tonight.
 
2013-04-27 07:09:49 PM
Knowing how Tony does at Richmond I grabbed him back for my Fantasy Team.
My top 4 drivers: KyBu, Smoke, Junir, BradK
Current Fantasy line-up: KyBu, Smoke, Junior, Kenseth, Vickers

LET'S DO THIS!!
 
2013-04-27 07:11:07 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: having a bad heart day. laying down. might get back to the thread later.


DUUUUUUDE! Take it easy! Don't need no Dumb-Ass-Monkeys kicking it mid-thread.

/feel better already
 
2013-04-27 07:18:55 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: having a bad heart day. laying down. might get back to the thread later.


Speedy recovery, monkey man.
 
2013-04-27 07:19:05 PM
Revengee ass he starts from the polee???  Subby's been hittin' the sauce waaaaaay early today.
 
2013-04-27 07:20:37 PM

webthing01: Piquet Jr. & Brian Scott Interviews fight/kick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6irzjciNmY


Holy hell Piquet, you're such a little biatch!
 
2013-04-27 07:21:26 PM

parkerlewis: Revengee ass he starts from the polee???  Subby's been hittin' the sauce waaaaaay early today.


I never even read the headlines.  Nice catch.  When you think about it, ass polee is appropriate for a race with a Depends car in it, no?
 
2013-04-27 07:22:49 PM
David Caraviello @dcaraviello
Indeed, clean-shaven Dale Earnhardt Jr. has just entered driver's meeting tent here at Richmond. We will be following this developing story.
 
2013-04-27 07:24:24 PM
David Caraviello @dcaraviello
NASCAR's David Hoots tells drivers there's some discoloration in Turn 1 where rear-end grease was washed off track after race last night.

/they used 400,000 cubic yards of speedy dry last night, and it still wasn't enough?
 
2013-04-27 07:25:14 PM
Alan Cavanna @CopaCavanna
This race 20 years ago was Davey Allison's last win.
 
2013-04-27 07:25:28 PM
Alright!
I'm off work early, got the house to myself, Saturday night racing and I've got my drinking pants on!

Feel better DAM.
 
2013-04-27 07:25:34 PM

downstairs: DanZero: Apparently there was some fighting at last night's NNS race? My feed was full of jokes about nut kicking and pics like this --

Wow, you ain't kidding.  Apparently crew members in the fight were friggin' arrested!

http://espn.go.com/racing/nascar/nationwide/story/_/id/9217811/richa rd -childress-racing-crew-arrested-richmond-race-following-fight

Now I gotta find a video of that...


please post if/when you do
 
2013-04-27 07:26:57 PM

good_2_go: David Caraviello @dcaraviello
NASCAR's David Hoots tells drivers there's some discoloration in Turn 1 where rear-end grease was washed off track after race last night.

/they used 400,000 cubic yards of speedy dry last night, and it still wasn't enough?


Rear end grease is nasty stuff.
 
2013-04-27 07:27:40 PM

NickelP: danica racing in this one?


She has an extra sticker tonight...
d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net
 
2013-04-27 07:28:24 PM
Fox sports: hey! That grid run they do on NBC Sports if great. Let's do that!
 
2013-04-27 07:28:45 PM
I could have sworn I just saw Mikey trying to hug a football player in a Depends firesuit. What did you guys put in my drink?
 
2013-04-27 07:29:47 PM
TRD recalls 3 Bowyer engines after Kenseth penalty
/Bowyer owes Matt a beer
//or twelve
 
2013-04-27 07:30:54 PM
Green flag is actually at 7:44.
 
2013-04-27 07:33:08 PM

crotchgrabber: Fox sports: hey! That grid run they do on NBC Sports if great. Let's do that!


NBC Sports: Hey! That grid walk they do on ITV is fantastic.  Let's do that!
 
2013-04-27 07:33:46 PM

good_2_go: NickelP: danica racing in this one?

She has an extra sticker tonight...
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That's awesome
 
2013-04-27 07:35:38 PM
D-A-M, buddy... Feel better real soon.
Reading through thread I am suddenly made aware of necessity for drinking pants. I shall return I appropriate clothing.
 
2013-04-27 07:35:58 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: having a bad heart day. laying down. might get back to the thread later.


Get well soon man
 
2013-04-27 07:36:15 PM
As usual lately, my attention is split tonight (UFC), but at least I remembered there WAS a race this week!
 
2013-04-27 07:36:28 PM

swampgirl: D-A-M, buddy... Feel better real soon.
Reading through thread I am suddenly made aware of necessity for drinking pants. I shall return I appropriate clothing.


IN appropriate clothing. See? Need the right pants.
 
2013-04-27 07:37:55 PM

good_2_go: TRD recalls 3 Bowyer engines after Kenseth penalty
/Bowyer owes Matt a beer
//or twelve


Surprisingly the recalls didn't involve unintended acceleration
 
2013-04-27 07:38:02 PM
If you dont get rubbed on...
 
2013-04-27 07:38:30 PM
I just asked my Australian friend "who won the race, future man?" He wasn't amused.
 
2013-04-27 07:39:55 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: having a bad heart day. laying down. might get back to the thread later.


That's a thing?  Get better!
 
2013-04-27 07:39:57 PM

swampgirl: swampgirl: D-A-M, buddy... Feel better real soon.
Reading through thread I am suddenly made aware of necessity for drinking pants. I shall return I appropriate clothing.

IN appropriate clothing. See? Need the right pants.


Drinking pants are important.
ask Juan Pablo.
 
2013-04-27 07:40:04 PM

turbokat: I just asked my Australian friend "who won the race, future man?" He wasn't amused.


Maybe he *is* amused, but his smile is upside down.
 
2013-04-27 07:40:40 PM
 
2013-04-27 07:41:09 PM

Tsrwedge: crotchgrabber: Fox sports: hey! That grid run they do on NBC Sports if great. Let's do that!

NBC Sports: Hey! That grid walk they do on ITV is fantastic.  Let's do that!


Troof. I'll send you some pics from ALMS in a few weeks. Any requests?
 
2013-04-27 07:42:47 PM

Foaming: I could have sworn I just saw Mikey trying to hug a football player in a Depends firesuit. What did you guys put in my drink?


David Caraviello @dcaraviello
Seeing DeMarcus Ware in a firesuit, thinking -- when his football days are over, the guy is destined for second career as a NASCAR jackman.
 
2013-04-27 07:42:59 PM

crotchgrabber: Tsrwedge: crotchgrabber: Fox sports: hey! That grid run they do on NBC Sports if great. Let's do that!

NBC Sports: Hey! That grid walk they do on ITV is fantastic.  Let's do that!

Troof. I'll send you some pics from ALMS in a few weeks. Any requests?


You guys barbecuing on the hill again this year?  My superticket arrived this week :)
 
2013-04-27 07:43:03 PM

good_2_go: NickelP: danica racing in this one?

She has an extra sticker tonight...


Does anybody else remember when he was doing NASCAR promos?

(thunk, thunk on Harvick's door frame) "That's nice, what it that, metal?"

At least I think that was him.....
 
2013-04-27 07:44:12 PM
GO 31
 
2013-04-27 07:46:00 PM

crotchgrabber: I'll send you some pics from ALMS in a few weeks. Any requests?


I'll need photographic proof that Colin Braun is still racing.
 
2013-04-27 07:46:35 PM
NASCAR race the same night and time as a UFC PPV? Don't listen to anything Harvick says. farker will spoil it for you if you plan on watching it later.

/still bitter over Carwin v. Lesnar
 
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