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2013-04-27 11:35:37 AM
New Rule: If your 27 year old teacher sends you nude pictures via text message: DO NOT SHOW THEM TO YOUR PARENTS. Instead upload them to pirate bay SO THAT WE CAN ALL LOOK AT THEM AND JUDGE. (Sharp knees)
 
2013-04-27 11:58:54 AM
Subby delivers
 
2013-04-27 11:59:51 AM
Kids today don't know how lucky they are.  Back when I was a kid we had to walk uphill in the snow to see naked women.
 
2013-04-27 12:21:10 PM
www.reactionface.info
 
2013-04-27 01:12:50 PM
...but does Subby know why her ears got that way?
 
2013-04-27 01:14:22 PM
I gotta ask any female teachers out there...  What the hell is wrong with you biatches?
 
2013-04-27 01:14:36 PM
Like the beard ears. Give me something to hold on to!
 
2013-04-27 01:14:43 PM
nice handles
 
2013-04-27 01:16:04 PM
Am I in beofore the sharp knees comments?
 
2013-04-27 01:16:33 PM
Satanic_Hamster: I gotta ask any female teachers out there...  What the hell is wrong with Where were you biatches when I was in high school?


/FTF many of us
 
2013-04-27 01:16:44 PM
I teach--I taught HS my first year--and I'll even admit the senior girls are attractive as all hell. But even without moral and legal roadblocks--what would first make this type of thing detestable to me is that they still really act like...kids.

That usually leads me to believe these hottie teachers are generally very insecure people, who feel that as teachers they are returning to HS sort of like students, and honestly don't notice they are attracted to morons.
 
2013-04-27 01:17:33 PM
Ugh...sharp ears.
 
2013-04-27 01:17:59 PM

TimonC346: I teach--I taught HS my first year--and I'll even admit the senior girls are attractive as all hell. But even without moral and legal roadblocks--what would first make this type of thing detestable to me is that they still really act like...kids.

That usually leads me to believe these hottie teachers are generally very insecure people, who feel that as teachers they are returning to HS sort of like students, and honestly don't notice they are attracted to morons.


So the porn version of 21 Jump Street?
 
2013-04-27 01:20:00 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-27 01:22:28 PM
We don't drink, we don't smoke, Norfolk! Norfolk!
 
2013-04-27 01:22:38 PM
Is the thing with teachers boinking students a new trend, or is it similar to priests and them buggering boys?

/I know there's perks to some jobs, but still...
//also, the kid is dumbass, don't rat out to your parents, brag about it
 
2013-04-27 01:22:38 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Subby delivers


And kudos to the reporting.  Kept the focus on the perp by replaying the mugshot over and over.

Deserves an Emmy.
 
2013-04-27 01:23:40 PM
I am sure the liberties she took with the minor were decent.
 
2013-04-27 01:23:47 PM
I'd let her teach me lessons in conjunction.
 
2013-04-27 01:24:21 PM
Oo-mox anyone???
 
2013-04-27 01:25:27 PM
Big ears?

I calls 'em "love handles".
 
2013-04-27 01:26:19 PM
www.jayandjshow.com
 
2013-04-27 01:26:32 PM

"According to Newport News Public Schools, school officials are in the process of terminating Ms. Alexander's employment; Newport News Public Schools is also recommending revocation of her teaching license with the Virginia Board of Education."


Hope the relationship was worth the hassle, lady. I can't understand it, all that college she paid for plus the hours she had to study to pass tests for certification, and she throws it all away for high school bootie?


thumbs.mugshots.com

 
2013-04-27 01:26:35 PM
Today's hot high school teacher with big ears sex scandal comes from Newport News, Vagina

Yep, thats what i read.. My head is farked, apparently your work here is done.
 
2013-04-27 01:26:43 PM

No Time To Explain: Is the thing with teachers boinking students a new trend, or is it similar to priests and them buggering boys?

/I know there's perks to some jobs, but still...
//also, the kid is dumbass, don't rat out to your parents, brag about it


See, you just blew it with your double slashie.

Don't even brag about it; just ride it while it lasts and keep your big yapper shut about it.
 
2013-04-27 01:26:47 PM
The kid didn't even get any? No wonder he told on her
 
2013-04-27 01:27:16 PM

FrancoFile: TimonC346: I teach--I taught HS my first year--and I'll even admit the senior girls are attractive as all hell. But even without moral and legal roadblocks--what would first make this type of thing detestable to me is that they still really act like...kids.

That usually leads me to believe these hottie teachers are generally very insecure people, who feel that as teachers they are returning to HS sort of like students, and honestly don't notice they are attracted to morons.

So the porn version of 21 Jump Street?


I have tangentially known a teacher who was having an "affair" with a HS kid and this was the "reasoning":

Teachers work an insane amount of hours.  Yes, the school day is 8-3, but the work is not.  Now you have a 20-something in the beginning of their career where the work of the day does not end until 8pm at night and begins again at 6am the next day.  So socializing with your peers during the weekdays is out.  This includes Friday nights too.  This leaves Saturday and Sunday left for a social life.  But you have an apartment, house, living space to upkeep, so your weekend is gone. And honestly, you have to get to bed early Sunday night and probably at least spend some time mentally preparing for Monday morning.  So, the only human,social interaction teachers get are with the students.  And when a mature 14 year old shows interest in you, one is tempted by it since it is the only acknowledgement of your adulthood that you exist and have some form of sexuality.

TLDR version: give teachers some time to get laid by their peers.
 
2013-04-27 01:27:50 PM

No Time To Explain: Is the thing with teachers boinking students a new trend, or is it similar to priests and them buggering boys?

/I know there's perks to some jobs, but still...
//also, the kid is dumbass, don't rat out to your parents, brag about it


Just wait until they turn on the zookeepers, mark my words.
 
2013-04-27 01:28:30 PM

machoprogrammer: The kid didn't even get any? No wonder he told on her



Nothing worse than a tease.

Tazers for Teasers!
 
2013-04-27 01:28:54 PM
Nothing about the 17-year-old male is something upon which is attractive even to most 17-year-old females.  I do not know what was going on in the head of this woman as I am not the MRI or PET scanning device however if I was this something is telling me I would perhaps notice some of the following:

i.imgur.com

LAUGHTER OL or perhaps the dopamine receptors would require more of the inputting!
 
2013-04-27 01:29:16 PM
Pistol grip ears.
 
2013-04-27 01:30:42 PM
Another one for the javascript/cookie/tracking browser-rape blacklist...

Alternative link
 
2013-04-27 01:32:57 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com
/her ears aren't really that big though
//why don't the hot teachers molest me instead
///save themselves the trip to jail
 
2013-04-27 01:35:18 PM

Hyjamon: FrancoFile: TimonC346: I teach--I taught HS my first year--and I'll even admit the senior girls are attractive as all hell. But even without moral and legal roadblocks--what would first make this type of thing detestable to me is that they still really act like...kids.

That usually leads me to believe these hottie teachers are generally very insecure people, who feel that as teachers they are returning to HS sort of like students, and honestly don't notice they are attracted to morons.

So the porn version of 21 Jump Street?

I have tangentially known a teacher who was having an "affair" with a HS kid and this was the "reasoning":

Teachers work an insane amount of hours.  Yes, the school day is 8-3, but the work is not.  Now you have a 20-something in the beginning of their career where the work of the day does not end until 8pm at night and begins again at 6am the next day.  So socializing with your peers during the weekdays is out.  This includes Friday nights too.  This leaves Saturday and Sunday left for a social life.  But you have an apartment, house, living space to upkeep, so your weekend is gone. And honestly, you have to get to bed early Sunday night and probably at least spend some time mentally preparing for Monday morning.  So, the only human,social interaction teachers get are with the students.  And when a mature 14 year old shows interest in you, one is tempted by it since it is the only acknowledgement of your adulthood that you exist and have some form of sexuality.

TLDR version: give teachers some time to get laid by their peers.




Actually you've also described many people's first jobs. Does that mean an overworked engineer can fark a kid and it's cool since they've worked an "insane amount of hours"?
 
2013-04-27 01:36:23 PM
Those ears look like a good place to hold her ankles.
 
2013-04-27 01:39:17 PM

TimonC346: I teach--I taught HS my first year--and I'll even admit the senior girls are attractive as all hell. But even without moral and legal roadblocks--what would first make this type of thing detestable to me is that they still really act like...kids.

That usually leads me to believe these hottie teachers are generally very insecure people, who feel that as teachers they are returning to HS sort of like students, and honestly don't notice they are attracted to morons.



While I definitely see your point, and certainly agree that teenage kids can be a hell of a lot denser then we all think we were at that age, at the same time when a teacher hooks up with a high school student it shouldn't be all that surprising... For a million years our ancestors have done their breeding during those teen years, so it's not exactly unnatural for humans to be attracted to other humans when they are healthy and most fertile. Even just hundreds of years ago we were marrying each other at a much younger age, and even fairly regularly marrying older and younger people together then we do now without anyone batting an eyelash. It's only an evolutionary blink of the eye ago that we have made a conscious effort to change our behavior in this regard. Even if changing the rules of mating as we are is the wisest thing to do I honestly think that as a society we probably still go a little overboard in today's day and age when reacting to stories like this.
 
2013-04-27 01:39:18 PM
Man, I must've went to the wrong high school when I was a kid. :/
 
2013-04-27 01:42:31 PM
See, I kinda wanna know what the "victims" in these cases look like. Was this one of those 17 year olds who still looks like he's in middle school, or the kind who could pass for a male model?

Was he some pimply-faced dork who the teacher felt sorry for and eventually grew close to, or was he the kind of guy who'd already had his way with any of the female students and he got bored of them (and thus represented the type of guy this girl never got when SHE was in HS)?
 
2013-04-27 01:44:27 PM

SpaceBison: Man, I must've went to the wrong high school when I was a kid. :/


Ditto.
 
2013-04-27 01:47:35 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Hyjamon: FrancoFile: TimonC346: I teach--I taught HS my first year--and I'll even admit the senior girls are attractive as all hell. But even without moral and legal roadblocks--what would first make this type of thing detestable to me is that they still really act like...kids.

That usually leads me to believe these hottie teachers are generally very insecure people, who feel that as teachers they are returning to HS sort of like students, and honestly don't notice they are attracted to morons.

So the porn version of 21 Jump Street?

I have tangentially known a teacher who was having an "affair" with a HS kid and this was the "reasoning":

Teachers work an insane amount of hours.  Yes, the school day is 8-3, but the work is not.  Now you have a 20-something in the beginning of their career where the work of the day does not end until 8pm at night and begins again at 6am the next day.  So socializing with your peers during the weekdays is out.  This includes Friday nights too.  This leaves Saturday and Sunday left for a social life.  But you have an apartment, house, living space to upkeep, so your weekend is gone. And honestly, you have to get to bed early Sunday night and probably at least spend some time mentally preparing for Monday morning.  So, the only human,social interaction teachers get are with the students.  And when a mature 14 year old shows interest in you, one is tempted by it since it is the only acknowledgement of your adulthood that you exist and have some form of sexuality.

TLDR version: give teachers some time to get laid by their peers.

Actually you've also described many people's first jobs. Does that mean an overworked engineer can fark a kid and it's cool since they've worked an "insane amount of hours"?


I accept your rebuttal and here is mine...what is an engineer surrounded by?  machine parts, blueprints other overworked engineers.

now if an engineer is caught farking part of the equipment, he/she is fired but it doesn't make national/regional news.  see: Horowitz and NASA space arm (big bang theory reference).  If he is caught farking another overworked engineer (even at work) it isn't a big deal.

Now, if a teacher is farking a student, national news.   a teacher is caught farking another teacher (at a private residence or at a school) national news.  A female teacher having sex without being married, still a fire-able offense.

No, I am not advocating teachers (or any profession) should be given a free pass to fark kids, but one has to acknowledge that teachers don't have many avenues to safely take care of carnal needs.
 
2013-04-27 01:47:51 PM
Nice to see my old high school in the news. Way to go Newport News public schools.
 
2013-04-27 01:48:24 PM

SpaceBison: Man, I must've went to the wrong high school when I was a kid. :/


When I was in high school the female teachers were the little old lady types who wore polka dot dresses.

I suppose you could have had sex with them, but the aroma of Bengay would have been overwhelming.
 
2013-04-27 01:49:31 PM
Okay, so we have a large base of unemployed or soon to be unemployed women willing to pose for naked pictures and/or be fap material who may need money to cover legal bills and a built in media focus.  Why hasn't a naked calendar happened yet?  Paging Larry Flynt to the thread.  Larry Flynt to the thread.
 
2013-04-27 01:49:32 PM
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, and more zoom.

PS  Zoom.
 
2013-04-27 01:50:13 PM

skinink: "According to Newport News Public Schools, school officials are in the process of terminating Ms. Alexander's employment; Newport News Public Schools is also recommending revocation of her teaching license with the Virginia Board of Education."
Hope the relationship was worth the hassle, lady. I can't understand it, all that college she paid for plus the hours she had to study to pass tests for certification, and she throws it all away for high school bootie?
[thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x546]


And this is Hampton Roads, Virginia, young dumb service members everywhere.  Hell, the area is crawling with 18 year old males willing to fark anything.
 
2013-04-27 01:51:12 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: New Rule: If your 27 year old teacher sends you nude pictures via text message: DO NOT SHOW THEM TO YOUR PARENTS. Instead upload them to pirate bay SO THAT WE CAN ALL LOOK AT THEM AND JUDGE. (Sharp knees)


Kids? I'm I right?!
 
2013-04-27 01:51:24 PM
My teachers were all 40+ year old chubby nuns... and not in the good way.
 
2013-04-27 01:52:12 PM

TimonC346: I teach--I taught HS my first year--and I'll even admit the senior girls are attractive as all hell. But even without moral and legal roadblocks--what would first make this type of thing detestable to me is that they still really act like...kids.

That usually leads me to believe these hottie teachers are generally very insecure people, who feel that as teachers they are returning to HS sort of like students, and honestly don't notice they are attracted to morons.


That's the part about all this that is strange.

Teenage boys are idiots. And they *stink*, either with hormonal BO, lack of deodorant, or drenched in Axe body spray. Plus, they've got the sexual stamina of a bottle rocket.

Why would any woman want to bed one of them?

Oh, that's right ... these aren't women; they're little girls in grown-up bodies.
 
2013-04-27 01:53:16 PM

soaboutthat: skinink: "According to Newport News Public Schools, school officials are in the process of terminating Ms. Alexander's employment; Newport News Public Schools is also recommending revocation of her teaching license with the Virginia Board of Education."
Hope the relationship was worth the hassle, lady. I can't understand it, all that college she paid for plus the hours she had to study to pass tests for certification, and she throws it all away for high school bootie?
[thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x546]

And this is Hampton Roads, Virginia, young dumb service members everywhere.  Hell, the area is crawling with 18 year old males willing to fark anything.


Sounds like 4chan.
 
2013-04-27 01:53:22 PM

Satanic_Hamster: I gotta ask any female teachers out there...  What the hell is wrong with you biatches?


Seconded.
 
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