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(New York Daily News)   ProTip: The Indonesian Police and the Islamic Defenders Front would like to remind teenagers not to dance to Maroon 5 songs during prayer sessions. Maroon 5 ? Really   (nydailynews.com) divider line 43
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2013-04-27 08:38:46 AM
Coz they got the moves like Jagger?
 
2013-04-27 09:31:00 AM

xanadian: Coz they got the moves like Jagger?


Yeah at least until the beatings
 
2013-04-27 11:01:39 AM

xanadian: Coz they got the moves like Jagger?


I was thinking the same thing, lol.

Now that song is in my head.
 
2013-04-27 12:00:23 PM
"In this case, these children have not been convicted, so why was their right to education violated?" Mulyadi told the Jakarta Globe.

Because Islam that's why
 
2013-04-27 12:03:06 PM
Intelligent people everywhere would like to remind the Islamic Defenders not to be ignorant control-freak farkwads.
 
2013-04-27 12:06:01 PM
Who could possibly have a problem with Adam Levine?
 
2013-04-27 12:10:53 PM
"The school and members of the community were offended by the video and felt it insulted Islam..."

For the love of Mohammed these are just kids! I really can't understand a regressive religion like Islam.
 
2013-04-27 12:12:39 PM
"The school and members of the community were offended by the video and felt it insulted Islam," Tolitoli police chief Rudi Mulyanto told AFP.

Blasphemous acts against any of the five officially recognized religions in Indonesia carry a maximum jail time of five years.

Hmmm which five?

Islam, Catholicism, Protestantism, Buddhism, Hinduism, and Confucianism

Maybe I cannot count but two of those are really the same, one of them is not a religion and one is not sure what it is (also it must suck to be a Rastafarian in Indonesia.)


 
2013-04-27 12:16:25 PM
Sounds like a paradise for extremist Christians.
Christian nutjobs would love for America to be like that.
 
2013-04-27 12:16:37 PM
All religionists are morons. No news here.
 
2013-04-27 12:18:29 PM
sell Spotify to Islam and we'll have fewer Bostons.
 
2013-04-27 12:18:48 PM

Begoggle: Sounds like a paradise for extremist Christians.
Christian nutjobs would love for America to be like that.

 
2013-04-27 12:19:36 PM

Begoggle: Sounds like a paradise for extremist Christians.
Christian nutjobs would love for America to be like that.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-27 12:22:58 PM
watch out, they're about to invade Australia
 
2013-04-27 12:27:35 PM
Moslems have to be the original Political/religious correctness assholes  that the world has ever seen
and sooner rather than later the apocolypse  is coming between those assholes and the western world.
 
2013-04-27 12:31:09 PM

cajunns: Moslems have to be the original Political/religious correctness assholes  that the world has ever seen
and sooner rather than later the apocolypse  is coming between those assholes and the western world.


well, u just said what we're all thinking but are not allowed to say. i say five minutes before your post is deleted.
 
2013-04-27 12:46:22 PM

wellreadneck: Who could possibly have a problem with Adam Levine?


I hate his stupid "beard."
 
2013-04-27 12:47:18 PM

cajunns: Moslems have to be the original Political/religious correctness assholes  that the world has ever seen
and sooner rather than later the apocolypse  is coming between those assholes and the western world.


Leviticus might want to have a word with you.  And I'd prefer the apocalypse to be an equal-opportunity diaspora where we put all religious nuts in the sahara or the netherlands of china.

/Was about to say South Carolina, but there's usable farmland in SC
 
2013-04-27 12:49:42 PM
s2.bloggerscdn.com

YOLO
 
2013-04-27 01:09:48 PM

LDM90: wellreadneck: Who could possibly have a problem with Adam Levine?

I hate his stupid "beard."


I don't know her.
 
2013-04-27 01:10:58 PM
I am fairly certain that "The Safety Dance" is also off-limits.
 
2013-04-27 01:11:02 PM
Do they have a problem only with Maroon5, or with the entire genre of Terrible Music?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-04-27 01:24:58 PM
And this is a 'moderate' Muslim country.
 
2013-04-27 01:31:37 PM

liam76: And this is a 'moderate' Muslim country.


You know how I know you've never been to Indonesia?
 
2013-04-27 01:41:39 PM

Langdon_777: "The school and members of the community were offended by the video and felt it insulted Islam," Tolitoli police chief Rudi Mulyanto told AFP.

Blasphemous acts against any of the five officially recognized religions in Indonesia carry a maximum jail time of five years.

Hmmm which five?

Islam, Catholicism, Protestantism, Buddhism, Hinduism, and Confucianism

Maybe I cannot count but two of those are really the same, one of them is not a religion and one is not sure what it is (also it must suck to be a Rastafarian in Indonesia.)



Look. I know Catholics are a little weird, but it's a bit harsh to say Catholicism is not a religion.
 
2013-04-27 01:51:17 PM
Stone those heathens! This is an outrage!
 
2013-04-27 01:55:00 PM
Actually, I see how people could be offended. The girls were both praying AND dancing. If they had been simply praying, no problem. If they had been only dancing, no problem. But praying and dancing is clearly out of line.

What the girls should do is tell the authorities they there were "engaged in an academic exploration of Sufism utilizing modern music."
 
2013-04-27 02:00:24 PM

utah dude: cajunns: Moslems have to be the original Political/religious correctness assholes  that the world has ever seen
and sooner rather than later the apocolypse  is coming between those assholes and the western world.

well, u just said what we're all thinking but are not allowed to say. i say five minutes before your post is deleted.



This may come as a shock to you, but not everybody is as bigoted as you two nimrods.
 
2013-04-27 02:08:35 PM

wellreadneck: Who could possibly have a problem with Adam Levine?


Bloody Face's son?
 
2013-04-27 02:27:11 PM

xanadian: Coz they got the moves like Jagger?


You mean moves like Muhammed?

/Works best on 6 - 9 year olds
 
2013-04-27 02:43:10 PM

ciberido: This may come as a shock to you, but not everybody is as bigoted as you two nimrods.


no, just islam and Chilean hot sauce fans.
 
2013-04-27 02:43:54 PM
Well, ok, but what does the Defender's Front of Islam say?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-27 03:20:54 PM
The video in question:   YouTube Link

Yes, it's perfectly obvious why God(tm) would be offended by such behavior and would want their lives ruined.

How can the part of your brain that teaches you, "Don't be a d**c!" be so atrophied that you think God cares about this s**t.

/that's me speaking ex-cathedra, FYI
//probably explains why I'm not serving a church full-time right now
 
2013-04-27 03:32:47 PM

untaken_name: Well, ok, but what does the Defender's Front of Islam say?


Splitters
 
2013-04-27 05:10:52 PM

Begoggle: Begoggle: Sounds like a paradise for extremist Christians.
Christian nutjobs would love for America to be like that.


I don't think you've been to a new style evangelical church lately...

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/meet-joel-houston-and -h is-rock-band-hillsong-united-bigger-than-delta-goodrem-and-powderfinge r/story-e6frewyr-1225824463966

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo0bu7YlfeM

PS- Delta Goodrem is an Australian female singer, Powderfinger was an Australian rock group

///It actually turns out that Delta DOES give you good REM

http://www.sixstepstosleep.com/understanding-delta-brain-waves/
 
2013-04-27 06:34:34 PM

utah dude: ciberido: This may come as a shock to you, but not everybody is as bigoted as you two nimrods.

no, just islam and Chilean hot sauce fans.


I prefer Belizean hot sauce, personally.
 
2013-04-27 06:44:03 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
This is an insult.
 
2013-04-27 08:38:08 PM
You can't maintain the proper outrage if you're laughing and smiling and content. These girls should be circumcised, banned from leaving their homes without male supervision, and their heinous acts proscribed.
 
2013-04-27 08:59:19 PM

Mrtraveler01: liam76: And this is a 'moderate' Muslim country.

You know how I know you've never been to Indonesia?


I actually lived in Balikpapan for three years. The major city in Kalimantan timur, you know the east side of the big island in the middle.

While there I learned a lot of things about 'moderate' Islamic countries that people like choose to ignore.
 
2013-04-27 09:04:49 PM

liam76: Mrtraveler01: liam76: And this is a 'moderate' Muslim country.

You know how I know you've never been to Indonesia?

I actually lived in Balikpapan for three years. The major city in Kalimantan timur, you know the east side of the big island in the middle.

While there I learned a lot of things about 'moderate' Islamic countries that people like choose to ignore.


BTW I have you marked as 'drive by moron-doesn't answer questions' which is why I explained why you were wrong vice asking the rational for how you got to your incorrect assumption.
 
2013-04-27 09:19:41 PM
i.imgur.com

We can't judge them too harshly here. Teens just can't catch a break anywhere.
 
2013-04-27 09:27:32 PM
This Muslim love has taken its toll on me,
she said "Ackbar!" too many times before
 
2013-04-27 11:52:26 PM
Certainly an advanced civilization.
 
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