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2013-04-27 11:49:21 AM  
13 votes:

shadowmaster: I will admit I did mastubate to that book back in 7th grade but I always had a thing for blind and deaf girls.



    So I call this 900-sex line and get this blind girl with an amazingly sexy voice....I ask.."What are you wearing?"  She says.."I don't know."
2013-04-27 10:04:46 AM  
13 votes:
img515.imageshack.us
2013-04-27 10:00:20 AM  
10 votes:
Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank
2013-04-27 08:18:32 AM  
9 votes:
I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.
2013-04-27 12:43:05 PM  
8 votes:
That deaf, dumb, and blind girl sure writes a mean porn rag.
2013-04-27 10:02:43 AM  
7 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank


And it's scat fetish follow-up, The Diarrhea of Anal Frank
2013-04-27 11:08:34 AM  
6 votes:

Mugato: shut your cock holster


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-27 09:24:13 AM  
6 votes:
If the Diary of Anne Frank is porn, then this woman better not let her daughter anywhere near the Old Testament.
2013-04-27 09:08:22 AM  
6 votes:
Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of her genitalia.
2013-04-27 09:00:58 AM  
6 votes:
How pornographic could this be really?  If she's just observing her vagina, that's not really pornographic...now if she's describing taking a candlestick and farking herself with it...mom may have a point.  Somehow I doubt it's the later...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.
2013-04-27 03:52:04 PM  
5 votes:

fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"


theawesomer.com
You are now hearing this in your head with Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

// ClitOOOris!!!
2013-04-27 11:44:40 AM  
5 votes:
I will admit I did mastubate to that book back in 7th grade but I always had a thing for blind and deaf girls.
2013-04-27 09:00:22 AM  
5 votes:
FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.
2013-04-27 08:29:36 AM  
5 votes:
I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.

And

The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...
2013-04-27 12:02:07 PM  
4 votes:
The girl is in the 7th grade!!! Why hasn't her mother already taught the girl that her hoo-haw is dirty and disgusting?
2013-04-27 11:55:57 AM  
4 votes:
I'm just going to assume this mother will also blame the school when her daughter turns up pregnant at 16 after some guy tells her "Seriously. I read in a science book that you can't get knocked up if we're listening to Maroon 5, so, no condom."
2013-04-27 11:42:18 AM  
4 votes:

PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.


It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.
2013-04-27 06:03:26 PM  
3 votes:
i43.tinypic.com
2013-04-27 04:28:14 PM  
3 votes:

slayer199: Somehow I doubt it's the later...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-04-27 12:50:43 PM  
3 votes:
Yup, if your children never hear about genitals, they will never find their own and everyone will be safe. Then one magic day you will inform them about their genitals, preferrably the morning of their wedding and they can finally enjoy them in the safety of marriage.
2013-04-27 12:39:54 PM  
3 votes:
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?  So she could moan with the other!
2013-04-27 12:31:37 PM  
3 votes:
One wonders how she fells about the slutty, donkey dick, horse cum, tit fondling passage in Ezekiel.


Ezekiel 23:19-21
2013-04-27 12:04:25 PM  
3 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Too_many_Brians: Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.

Your school managed to redact the farking Greeks out of history?


She was like Xerxes, only successful
2013-04-27 09:21:47 AM  
3 votes:

slayer199: ...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.


I'm on it.
2013-04-27 03:16:50 PM  
2 votes:

kth: When we were in seventh grade, we were passing around a well worn copy of "Clan of the Cave Bear."  You didn't have to look for the sex scenes, the book opened to them naturally.


So it fell open to any random page, then?
kth
2013-04-27 03:14:52 PM  
2 votes:
When we were in seventh grade, we were passing around a well worn copy of "Clan of the Cave Bear."  You didn't have to look for the sex scenes, the book opened to them naturally.
2013-04-27 01:49:40 PM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history


You may want to do a bit of follow up on the story.
2013-04-27 01:42:36 PM  
2 votes:

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]


Lance Ito?

law2.umkc.edu
2013-04-27 01:25:27 PM  
2 votes:
This is just so sad. Unable to see, speak, or hear, a little girl keeps a daily diary that becomes a best-seller after she dies in a plane crash, only to have some idiot 70 years later call it pornography.
2013-04-27 01:24:35 PM  
2 votes:

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]


s22.postimg.org

/timmeh
2013-04-27 01:04:35 PM  
2 votes:
Wait until the kid grows up to kill everyone at her prom with telekinesis.
2013-04-27 12:47:02 PM  
2 votes:

lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste


When you sniff, can you only smell your own feces, or is your head so far up that you are effectively breathing your own gastric acid?
2013-04-27 12:28:53 PM  
2 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of her genitalia.


She has probably stuffed it with bibles and walled it off.
2013-04-27 12:25:21 PM  
2 votes:
What do you expect the girl to do lady? Blind and deaf but she can still sign, which means she can still give handjobs. WHAT ELSE DOES SHE HAVE LEFT IN LIFE
2013-04-27 12:25:12 PM  
2 votes:

JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.


You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.
2013-04-27 12:23:15 PM  
2 votes:
How did this woman even conceive a child?
2013-04-27 12:11:33 PM  
2 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.


it's part of our plot to murder all the blind and deaf children.

/did I just say that out loud?
2013-04-27 12:09:44 PM  
2 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.


Individually or combined ?
2013-04-27 12:05:49 PM  
2 votes:

JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.


No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.
2013-04-27 12:03:23 PM  
2 votes:
Conservative parents: insisting that their children must grow up every bit as ignorant and repressed as they are.
2013-04-27 11:56:26 AM  
2 votes:
The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.
2013-04-27 11:51:27 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder if this woman knows who else liked to censor books?
2013-04-27 11:50:02 AM  
2 votes:

icam: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a MockingbirdThe Bible).

FTFY


Yes, but you see the Holy Bible is good wholesome Christian reading while The Diary of Anne Frank was written by a Jew. A JEW!!!
2013-04-27 10:26:32 AM  
2 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of kick to her genitalia.


FTFY
2013-04-27 10:14:57 AM  
2 votes:

miss diminutive: Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

Don't forget the stoning!


When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.

I guess my Mom thought it would be to my benefit to learn some religion, but years later she realized it might have been a little inappropriate. Plus, I grew up a non-believer, as well.

The lady from TFA would probably die of shock if she thinks Anne Frank is "pornographic." I'm pretty sure my Mother got me a copy when I was about 9 or 10, since clearly I could stand the "horror."
2013-04-27 08:57:09 AM  
2 votes:

sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.

And

The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...


A blind pilot? I'm impressed.
2013-04-27 08:25:21 AM  
2 votes:

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.


See, if she actually were using her mouth as a cock holster, she probably wouldn't be so uptight that she thought the Diary of Anne Frank was pornographic.

/400 years later, Puritan repression is still going strong.
2013-04-28 12:17:52 AM  
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.

Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.


Punctuation marks: they mean things.
kth
2013-04-27 06:27:58 PM  
1 votes:

katfairy: kth: When we were in seventh grade, we were passing around a well worn copy of "Clan of the Cave Bear."  You didn't have to look for the sex scenes, the book opened to them naturally.

So it fell open to any random page, then?


pretty much.
2013-04-27 04:39:49 PM  
1 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: I am worried about the mother not reading the literature her duaghter does.


She reads a lot of classic fiction, though.  Here is her book collection:

farm3.static.flickr.com
2013-04-27 04:33:47 PM  
1 votes:

chud21: Baby_Hole: check out this CHUD

I will thank you to chose a different epithet.


sorry about that. nothing personal, was looking for a word, that one didn't really work.
As far as pejorative use, I was going for more pseudopedantic pontificators.....admittedly CHUD doesn't really fit, I mean, aren't the CHUD hungry for life?
That's a little too gregarious here.

So far Eloi,  Zombie, Henchman, none really fit. Arbiters of Asexual Angst About The Lap Triangle Issue is an Awful Acronym.....
Neutered Puritanical Browbeater?

 Proudly Ignorant Theological Bigot sounds pretty mean, Religious Robot sounds like a hilarious new sitcom, any suggestions?


/maybe I'm the asshat and these people are all freedom fighters......fighting for their freedom to be offended by whatever they decide on!
2013-04-27 03:16:05 PM  
1 votes:

Baby_Hole: check out this CHUD


I will thank you to chose a different epithet.
2013-04-27 03:08:24 PM  
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.

/Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!


And what about the desires of the horny kids who want the passage in there? Think of the children!
2013-04-27 02:54:12 PM  
1 votes:

lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste


Really?  You don't think that a couple of paragraphs about a teen undergoing puberty helps a pubescent reader relate to the author?  You don't think that it gives a deeper understanding about what frame of mind Anne was in and how she had to cope with the same things that all teens have to cope with only under very adverse conditions?  Should her relationship with Peter have been excised from the book as well?  After all, it was very personal and had little to do with the Holocaust.

In fact, if you think that The Diary of Anne Frank is about the Holocaust, you really need to reread it.  It isn't.  It's the story of a girl coming of age.  Doesn't matter if it is set in Amsterdam or Beijing, WWII or 1776.

It is the story of a girl becoming a woman.

Basically it is "Are You The God?  It's Me, Margaret" only with less menstruation, more Nazis, and set entirely in an attic.
2013-04-27 02:22:53 PM  
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Sexist much?


That's not a real sentence. You must have been home-schooled by conservative parents.
2013-04-27 02:17:47 PM  
1 votes:

HighZoolander: Oldiron_79: How is the story of flying around the world and crashing in the pacific pron?

Two words: She was found by an octopus after she crashed.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Gaffawed and then read that again in his voice.

/Not gonna lie, I'd watch a porn parody of the Diary of Anne Frank
//And I'm only slighty ashamed of admitting that
2013-04-27 02:15:23 PM  
1 votes:

megarian: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.


No, that was Eleanor Rigby, the British Prime Minister who just died.
2013-04-27 02:14:27 PM  
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.

/Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!


I don't get to decide precisely how my other tax dollars are used.  Why should education be different?  Considering we have a public interest in sexually aware and educated people, why should the vagaries of crazy or ill-informed parents be in any way incorporated into our educational system?

You don't like what public school is teaching your kids?  Home-school them.  Public school should be based on what's best for our children and our society, not what makes their parents happy.
2013-04-27 01:59:27 PM  
1 votes:
Incoming message for Michigan mom:

--. .-. --- .-- / - .... . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / ..- .--.
2013-04-27 01:44:07 PM  
1 votes:
dailyderbi.com
I don't always watch porn
But when I do, it involves Nazis hunting 14yo girls.
2013-04-27 01:33:07 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus Christ, people.  Stop this planet, I want to get off.
2013-04-27 01:19:51 PM  
1 votes:

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]


Really?  Wow, how was he able to write and sing all those versions of "Candle in the Wind"?
2013-04-27 01:18:27 PM  
1 votes:
How about that Ruby Hat of Omar Kayayayayam?   It's a smutty book.   People lying out in the woods eating sandwiches, and drinking directly out of jugs with innocent young girls.
2013-04-27 01:01:41 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe the mother should hide her daughter away in the attic so she doesn't fall into the hands of evil liberals and get sent to a concentration camp to be murdered? Oh wait, no. The liberals would just hand her a spliff and teach her about the joys of lube.
2013-04-27 12:57:21 PM  
1 votes:
You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

farm1.staticflickr.com
2013-04-27 12:51:44 PM  
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.



No, her desires should not be considered. Just as I wouldn't want the local ditch digger making decisions on how to treat cancer.

I think that allowing stupid people to make decisions for a country just because their tax dollars fund it is a dangerous idea - and is the reason this country has so many problems. Taxpayers for the most part do not know what they want and are far too ignorant of issues to make an educated decision on what is truly best for the country.

Democracy sucks, but so does a dictatorship. It is really hard to find a happy medium where the stupid is filtered out though without giving a select few all of the power. That is why education is so important if you want to have some sort of a democracy. If you let idiots make decisions on how people are educated then you end up with more idiots making bigger decisions - see the modern Republican party and Tea-baggers.
2013-04-27 12:41:34 PM  
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!


Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship; pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.
2013-04-27 12:40:34 PM  
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.


Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."
2013-04-27 12:22:49 PM  
1 votes:
Boy lemme tell ya. That ol' Anne Frank book with their hiding from the nazis and then dying of typhus in a concentration camp gets my engine revving.


FAP TIME!
2013-04-27 12:21:14 PM  
1 votes:

HighZoolander: it's part of our plot to murder all the blind and deaf children.

/did I just say that out loud?


It's okay.  They won't hear or read your lips.
2013-04-27 12:20:51 PM  
1 votes:
Dear whacko mom,
Your daughter has probably already discovered her genitalia and is rubbing one out to the Biebs as we speak.
Love,
germ78

/the kids ain't as innocent as you think
2013-04-27 12:19:34 PM  
1 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.


I see what you did there. Wish to subscribe to newsletter, with a gift subscription to said Holocaust Remembrance group.
2013-04-27 12:19:09 PM  
1 votes:
Please someone think of the children
isurvived.org
2013-04-27 12:13:56 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: How is the story of flying around the world and crashing in the pacific pron?


Two words: She was found by an octopus after she crashed.
2013-04-27 12:12:35 PM  
1 votes:
Simple solution. Inform the local Holocaust Remembrance group of her shenanigans.
2013-04-27 12:09:52 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.


I learned a new term thanks. Now I just have to find a situation where I can say it to view the reactions.
2013-04-27 12:09:48 PM  
1 votes:

Cheese eating surrender monkey: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

Still, radium drove her mad and then she killed her parents with an axe.
Radium, not even once.


To say nothing of the fact that she kept killing people after she drowned up at Camp Crystal Lake...
2013-04-27 12:08:55 PM  
1 votes:

Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.


Wait, I thought Harriet Tubman was the WAC who shot down 50 Jap kamikazes during WWII.
2013-04-27 12:03:01 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: Wasn't Michigan the same place some harpy biatched about Married With Children as well?

What the fark Michigan?


Pretty much,http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Rakolta

the show was tanking in the ratings but she raised such a stink that everyone heard about it and started watching.  She did a little damage in the beginning with advertisers and managed to get one episode canned.  But overall she likely helped the show survive to become one of longest running tv series.

CSB: My cousin used to work on the show during his intern days and told me that every Christmas the production team would send her a fruit basket.

See karma sometimes works.
2013-04-27 12:02:33 PM  
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Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.
2013-04-27 12:01:31 PM  
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eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?


You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.
2013-04-27 11:57:50 AM  
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Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.
2013-04-27 11:56:22 AM  
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Dear stupid shrill whore:
If you kept your complaint to "inappropriate to her daughters age group," I might consider your complaint.  But calling it "pornographic" just makes you just look like a shrill stupid whore.
2013-04-27 11:55:01 AM  
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fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."


Don't stop there

/my zipper is stuck
//on the down position
2013-04-27 11:45:33 AM  
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miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a MockingbirdThe Bible).


FTFY
2013-04-27 11:43:09 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe we could make an exception on the domestic drone strikes just this once.
2013-04-27 11:42:41 AM  
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   She's in the attic!!
2013-04-27 10:23:04 AM  
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"The problem is the school is giving the seventh graders inappropriate material and not explaining it to the parents," Horalek told the Patch

I get it now.  She just wants the principal to teach her about her genitals.
2013-04-27 10:01:51 AM  
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Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.


Don't forget the stoning!
2013-04-27 09:47:21 AM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.


I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.
 
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