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2013-04-27 11:57:42 AM  
"The problem is the school is giving the seventh graders inappropriate material and not explaining it to the parents," Horalek told the Patch.

What the fark? Did mom drop out of school after grade six?
 
2013-04-27 11:57:50 AM  
Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.
 
2013-04-27 12:00:46 PM  

Too_many_Brians: Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.


Your school managed to redact the farking Greeks out of history?
 
2013-04-27 12:01:20 PM  

Too_many_Brians: Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.


I was reading this and thinking to myself, "he had to grow up in North Carolina or Alabama to have a mom that crazy".
 
2013-04-27 12:01:31 PM  

eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?


You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.
 
2013-04-27 12:02:07 PM  
The girl is in the 7th grade!!! Why hasn't her mother already taught the girl that her hoo-haw is dirty and disgusting?
 
2013-04-27 12:02:33 PM  
Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.
 
2013-04-27 12:03:01 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Wasn't Michigan the same place some harpy biatched about Married With Children as well?

What the fark Michigan?


Pretty much,http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Rakolta

the show was tanking in the ratings but she raised such a stink that everyone heard about it and started watching.  She did a little damage in the beginning with advertisers and managed to get one episode canned.  But overall she likely helped the show survive to become one of longest running tv series.

CSB: My cousin used to work on the show during his intern days and told me that every Christmas the production team would send her a fruit basket.

See karma sometimes works.
 
2013-04-27 12:03:02 PM  

fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."


Is that it? A description of the body is pornographic?

The lady should stop now. Her ignorance of the meaning of pornography, her disgust of the human body and her idiotic crusade are clear indications that she's a pathetic excuse for a parent and a human being . I pity her kids.
 
2013-04-27 12:03:23 PM  
Conservative parents: insisting that their children must grow up every bit as ignorant and repressed as they are.
 
2013-04-27 12:03:52 PM  

JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.


Still, radium drove her mad and then she killed her parents with an axe.
Radium, not even once.
 
2013-04-27 12:04:15 PM  

johnnieconnie: miss diminutive: Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

Don't forget the stoning!

When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.

I guess my Mom thought it would be to my benefit to learn some religion, but years later she realized it might have been a little inappropriate. Plus, I grew up a non-believer, as well.

The lady from TFA would probably die of shock if she thinks Anne Frank is "pornographic." I'm pretty sure my Mother got me a copy when I was about 9 or 10, since clearly I could stand the "horror."


I got that same bible for my 7th birthday and it is still at my mother's house...I remember some of te pictures you mentioned.

With that said, I want to coont punt this stupid mother for not wanting her snowflake to read about Anne. Stupid biatch...
 
2013-04-27 12:04:20 PM  
 
2013-04-27 12:04:25 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Too_many_Brians: Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.

Your school managed to redact the farking Greeks out of history?


She was like Xerxes, only successful
 
2013-04-27 12:05:33 PM  

macadamnut: "The problem is the school is giving the seventh graders inappropriate material and not explaining it to the parents," Horalek told the Patch.

What the fark? Did mom drop out of school after grade six?


Mom was probably home schooled.
 
2013-04-27 12:05:49 PM  

JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.


No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.
 
2013-04-27 12:08:55 PM  

Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.


Wait, I thought Harriet Tubman was the WAC who shot down 50 Jap kamikazes during WWII.
 
2013-04-27 12:09:25 PM  

rattchett: Is that it? A description of the body is pornographic?

The lady should stop now. Her ignorance of the meaning of pornography, her disgust of the human body and her idiotic crusade are clear indications that she's a pathetic excuse for a parent and a human being . I pity her kids.


I always have to have a deep breath ready for when I report to some supervisor that I found nudity here and pornography there, because I know the question is coming and it makes me sad.
 
2013-04-27 12:09:44 PM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.


Individually or combined ?
 
2013-04-27 12:09:48 PM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

Still, radium drove her mad and then she killed her parents with an axe.
Radium, not even once.


To say nothing of the fact that she kept killing people after she drowned up at Camp Crystal Lake...
 
2013-04-27 12:09:52 PM  

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.


I learned a new term thanks. Now I just have to find a situation where I can say it to view the reactions.
 
2013-04-27 12:09:55 PM  

Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.


No,that was Dolly "Big D" Madison...Mary Lincoln ratted out Al Capone to the IRS.
 
2013-04-27 12:11:33 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.


it's part of our plot to murder all the blind and deaf children.

/did I just say that out loud?
 
2013-04-27 12:12:32 PM  
How is the story of flying around the world and crashing in the pacific pron?
 
2013-04-27 12:12:35 PM  
Simple solution. Inform the local Holocaust Remembrance group of her shenanigans.
 
2013-04-27 12:13:55 PM  

Oldiron_79: How is the story of flying around the world and crashing in the pacific pron?


It's symbolic.
 
2013-04-27 12:13:56 PM  

Oldiron_79: How is the story of flying around the world and crashing in the pacific pron?


Two words: She was found by an octopus after she crashed.
 
2013-04-27 12:14:56 PM  

AcesFull: Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.

No,that was Dolly "Big D" Madison...Mary Lincoln ratted out Al Capone to the IRS.


Al Capone was traded from the Red Sox to the Yankees, where he became the Home Run King. You're thinking of Jackie Robertson.
 
2013-04-27 12:16:35 PM  
What else did people think a deaf/blind girl was going to be doing? Stamp collecting?
 
2013-04-27 12:16:53 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Dear stupid shrill whore:
If you kept your complaint to "inappropriate to her daughters age group," I might consider your complaint.  But calling it "pornographic" just makes you just look like a shrill stupid whore.


A book written by somebody in her daughter's age group could be honestly considered inappropriate for said age group?  Really?
 
2013-04-27 12:19:09 PM  
Please someone think of the children
isurvived.org
 
2013-04-27 12:19:34 PM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.


I see what you did there. Wish to subscribe to newsletter, with a gift subscription to said Holocaust Remembrance group.
 
2013-04-27 12:20:17 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: AcesFull: Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.

No,that was Dolly "Big D" Madison...Mary Lincoln ratted out Al Capone to the IRS.

Al Capone was traded from the Red Sox to the Yankees, where he became the Home Run King. You're thinking of Jackie Robertson.


Jackie Robinson and Robert Blake murdered the Clutter family in Kansas...You're thinking of Aimee McPherson who invented crack.
 
2013-04-27 12:20:51 PM  
Dear whacko mom,
Your daughter has probably already discovered her genitalia and is rubbing one out to the Biebs as we speak.
Love,
germ78

/the kids ain't as innocent as you think
 
2013-04-27 12:21:03 PM  

slayer199: How pornographic could this be really? If she's just observing her vagina, that's not really pornographic...now if she's describing taking a candlestick and farking herself with it...mom may have a point. Somehow I doubt it's the later...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.


I have not yet read the unedited version, but I understand that it is considerably juicier than the version people of my generation read in junior high school.
 
2013-04-27 12:21:14 PM  

HighZoolander: it's part of our plot to murder all the blind and deaf children.

/did I just say that out loud?


It's okay.  They won't hear or read your lips.
 
2013-04-27 12:22:11 PM  
You gotta admit though, the sexual stuff kinda comes out of left field. Of all the people who even know what the Diary of Anne Frank is, 100% would say it's about jews hiding from nazis, and maybe a few people could scratch their head and recall something else she talked about.
 
2013-04-27 12:22:22 PM  
ATTENTION: ALL PRUDES: Life is pornographic. Deal with it.
 
2013-04-27 12:22:49 PM  
Boy lemme tell ya. That ol' Anne Frank book with their hiding from the nazis and then dying of typhus in a concentration camp gets my engine revving.


FAP TIME!
 
2013-04-27 12:23:15 PM  
How did this woman even conceive a child?
 
2013-04-27 12:24:38 PM  

Ker_Thwap: How did this woman even conceive a child?


It's different when it's her.

/if you get embarrassed by talking about simple life matters, then you are not ready for children
 
2013-04-27 12:25:12 PM  

JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.


You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.
 
2013-04-27 12:25:21 PM  
What do you expect the girl to do lady? Blind and deaf but she can still sign, which means she can still give handjobs. WHAT ELSE DOES SHE HAVE LEFT IN LIFE
 
2013-04-27 12:27:01 PM  

offmymeds: Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.

Wait, I thought Harriet Tubman was the WAC who shot down 50 Jap kamikazes during WWII.


That was actually a male pilot, Charles Lindberg.
 
2013-04-27 12:27:11 PM  

lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste


I sort of agree with you on this, but other posters have made the point (albeit in rather.... um... juvenile ways) that there was probably nothing (and I don't remember anything) in the unedited version that would be shocking or unfamiliar to the average 12 year old girl (possibly to the boys).

Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.

/Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!
 
2013-04-27 12:28:53 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of her genitalia.


She has probably stuffed it with bibles and walled it off.
 
2013-04-27 12:30:28 PM  

megarian: You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.


No, that was Wilson Phillips.
 
2013-04-27 12:30:43 PM  

HighZoolander: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

it's part of our plot to murder all the blind and deaf children.

/did I just say that out loud?


I'm confused. Is there some reason, other than the existential accident that the person's sex is the same, that Helen Keller is being brought into this thread? Stream of consciousness? Whuuuuu?
 
2013-04-27 12:31:37 PM  
One wonders how she fells about the slutty, donkey dick, horse cum, tit fondling passage in Ezekiel.


Ezekiel 23:19-21
 
2013-04-27 12:31:39 PM  
And once again there is a reason for getting permission to have children...one of the test questions should be " do you know what common sense is"
 
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