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2013-04-27 08:18:32 AM
I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.
 
2013-04-27 08:22:31 AM
Acknowledging sex exists doesn't make something pornography.
 
2013-04-27 08:25:21 AM

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.


See, if she actually were using her mouth as a cock holster, she probably wouldn't be so uptight that she thought the Diary of Anne Frank was pornographic.

/400 years later, Puritan repression is still going strong.
 
2013-04-27 08:29:36 AM
I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.

And

The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...
 
2013-04-27 08:57:09 AM

sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.

And

The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...


A blind pilot? I'm impressed.
 
2013-04-27 09:00:22 AM
FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.
 
2013-04-27 09:00:58 AM
How pornographic could this be really?  If she's just observing her vagina, that's not really pornographic...now if she's describing taking a candlestick and farking herself with it...mom may have a point.  Somehow I doubt it's the later...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.
 
2013-04-27 09:08:22 AM
Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of her genitalia.
 
2013-04-27 09:21:47 AM

slayer199: ...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.


I'm on it.
 
2013-04-27 09:24:13 AM
If the Diary of Anne Frank is porn, then this woman better not let her daughter anywhere near the Old Testament.
 
2013-04-27 09:47:21 AM

miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.


I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.
 
2013-04-27 10:00:20 AM
Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank
 
2013-04-27 10:01:51 AM

Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.


Don't forget the stoning!
 
2013-04-27 10:02:43 AM

scottydoesntknow: Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank


And it's scat fetish follow-up, The Diarrhea of Anal Frank
 
2013-04-27 10:04:46 AM
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2013-04-27 10:14:57 AM

miss diminutive: Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

Don't forget the stoning!


When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.

I guess my Mom thought it would be to my benefit to learn some religion, but years later she realized it might have been a little inappropriate. Plus, I grew up a non-believer, as well.

The lady from TFA would probably die of shock if she thinks Anne Frank is "pornographic." I'm pretty sure my Mother got me a copy when I was about 9 or 10, since clearly I could stand the "horror."
 
2013-04-27 10:20:24 AM
Whatever gets you off, mom.
 
2013-04-27 10:23:04 AM
"The problem is the school is giving the seventh graders inappropriate material and not explaining it to the parents," Horalek told the Patch

I get it now.  She just wants the principal to teach her about her genitals.
 
2013-04-27 10:26:32 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of kick to her genitalia.


FTFY
 
2013-04-27 11:00:46 AM
Michigan is no stranger to this kind of case. Consider 1972's  Todd v. Rochester Community Schools, in which Bruce Livingston Todd sued the school district because he believed Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse-Five" promoted an establishment of religion. The appeals court judges said merely  mentioning religion does not promote an establishment thereof.

"Vonnegut's literary dwellings on war, religion, death, Christ, God, government, politics, and any other subject should be as welcome in the public schools of this state as those of Machiavelli, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Melville, Lenin, Joseph McCarthy, or Walt Disney. The students of Michigan are free to make of Slaughterhouse-Five what they will."

I suspect this particular case will end similarly.
 
2013-04-27 11:08:34 AM

Mugato: shut your cock holster


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-27 11:42:03 AM
Mom here sounds like a classless coont, who just discovered the word pornographic.
 
2013-04-27 11:42:18 AM

PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.


It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.
 
2013-04-27 11:42:41 AM

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   She's in the attic!!
 
2013-04-27 11:42:54 AM
While absurd, I do find it odd that they have to get a permission slip for a movie with a cuss word.  There may be a point about consistency, though neither should require a permission slip.

/we had to watch that movie where the guy pretends to be uncircumcised
//OUCH
 
2013-04-27 11:43:09 AM
Maybe we could make an exception on the domestic drone strikes just this once.
 
2013-04-27 11:44:40 AM
I will admit I did mastubate to that book back in 7th grade but I always had a thing for blind and deaf girls.
 
2013-04-27 11:45:03 AM

johnnieconnie: miss diminutive: Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

Don't forget the stoning!

When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.

I guess my Mom thought it would be to my benefit to learn some religion, but years later she realized it might have been a little inappropriate. Plus, I grew up a non-believer, as well.

The lady from TFA would probably die of shock if she thinks Anne Frank is "pornographic." I'm pretty sure my Mother got me a copy when I was about 9 or 10, since clearly I could stand the "horror."


Do some GIS and see if you can find a year, publisher, or an ISBN number.  It's got to be floating around somewhere.
 
2013-04-27 11:45:33 AM

miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a MockingbirdThe Bible).


FTFY
 
2013-04-27 11:48:41 AM
Michigan mom is clinically retarded.
 
2013-04-27 11:48:56 AM
"There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."
 
2013-04-27 11:49:21 AM

shadowmaster: I will admit I did mastubate to that book back in 7th grade but I always had a thing for blind and deaf girls.



    So I call this 900-sex line and get this blind girl with an amazingly sexy voice....I ask.."What are you wearing?"  She says.."I don't know."
 
2013-04-27 11:49:39 AM

scottydoesntknow: Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank


"Despite everything, I believe men are really good at hard."

/SS stands for Super Satisfying
/Don't stop, don't stop, Gestapo
 
2013-04-27 11:50:02 AM

icam: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a MockingbirdThe Bible).

FTFY


Yes, but you see the Holy Bible is good wholesome Christian reading while The Diary of Anne Frank was written by a Jew. A JEW!!!
 
2013-04-27 11:50:12 AM
Wasn't Michigan the same place some harpy biatched about Married With Children as well?

What the fark Michigan?
 
2013-04-27 11:51:18 AM

johnnieconnie: miss diminutive: Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

Don't forget the stoning!

When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.

I guess my Mom thought it would be to my benefit to learn some religion, but years later she realized it might have been a little inappropriate. Plus, I grew up a non-believer, as well.

The lady from TFA would probably die of shock if she thinks Anne Frank is "pornographic." I'm pretty sure my Mother got me a copy when I was about 9 or 10, since clearly I could stand the "horror."


I think I may have had that same children's bible.

/also grew up a non-believer
//not sure mom ever believed in the first place...
 
2013-04-27 11:51:23 AM

Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.


I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?
 
2013-04-27 11:51:27 AM
I wonder if this woman knows who else liked to censor books?
 
2013-04-27 11:53:01 AM
It's not news, it's Blogspot.com!
 
2013-04-27 11:54:22 AM
Did you know the apartment building they lived in on Bosom Buddies was named after her!
 
2013-04-27 11:54:23 AM

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.


Sexist much?

The problem I have with many people is their presentation. For example, I actually agree with some of the positions of the "left" (pot legalization, for example). But the other people taking those positions often are such obvious assholes - or at least act/sound like obvious douchemeisters - that I have a knee-jerk reaction against anything that dribbles in chunks out of their mouths.

By the way: Have you personally ever read the unedited version of Anne Frank's diary?

Didn't think so.
 
2013-04-27 11:55:01 AM

fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."


Don't stop there

/my zipper is stuck
//on the down position
 
2013-04-27 11:55:04 AM
Come on now, who hasn't spanked it to pictures of the Holocaust?
 
2013-04-27 11:55:16 AM

eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

No, you are thinking about Geraldine Ferraro, the woman on Miami Vice.
 
2013-04-27 11:55:57 AM
I'm just going to assume this mother will also blame the school when her daughter turns up pregnant at 16 after some guy tells her "Seriously. I read in a science book that you can't get knocked up if we're listening to Maroon 5, so, no condom."
 
2013-04-27 11:56:22 AM
Dear stupid shrill whore:
If you kept your complaint to "inappropriate to her daughters age group," I might consider your complaint.  But calling it "pornographic" just makes you just look like a shrill stupid whore.
 
2013-04-27 11:56:26 AM
The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.
 
2013-04-27 11:57:11 AM
Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.
 
2013-04-27 11:57:30 AM

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.


Done in one.  We can shut down this thread.
 
2013-04-27 11:57:34 AM
So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste
 
2013-04-27 11:57:42 AM
"The problem is the school is giving the seventh graders inappropriate material and not explaining it to the parents," Horalek told the Patch.

What the fark? Did mom drop out of school after grade six?
 
2013-04-27 11:57:50 AM
Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.
 
2013-04-27 12:00:46 PM

Too_many_Brians: Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.


Your school managed to redact the farking Greeks out of history?
 
2013-04-27 12:01:20 PM

Too_many_Brians: Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.


I was reading this and thinking to myself, "he had to grow up in North Carolina or Alabama to have a mom that crazy".
 
2013-04-27 12:01:31 PM

eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?


You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.
 
2013-04-27 12:02:07 PM
The girl is in the 7th grade!!! Why hasn't her mother already taught the girl that her hoo-haw is dirty and disgusting?
 
2013-04-27 12:02:33 PM
Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.
 
2013-04-27 12:03:01 PM

Professor Farksworth: Wasn't Michigan the same place some harpy biatched about Married With Children as well?

What the fark Michigan?


Pretty much,http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Rakolta

the show was tanking in the ratings but she raised such a stink that everyone heard about it and started watching.  She did a little damage in the beginning with advertisers and managed to get one episode canned.  But overall she likely helped the show survive to become one of longest running tv series.

CSB: My cousin used to work on the show during his intern days and told me that every Christmas the production team would send her a fruit basket.

See karma sometimes works.
 
2013-04-27 12:03:02 PM

fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."


Is that it? A description of the body is pornographic?

The lady should stop now. Her ignorance of the meaning of pornography, her disgust of the human body and her idiotic crusade are clear indications that she's a pathetic excuse for a parent and a human being . I pity her kids.
 
2013-04-27 12:03:23 PM
Conservative parents: insisting that their children must grow up every bit as ignorant and repressed as they are.
 
2013-04-27 12:03:52 PM

JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.


Still, radium drove her mad and then she killed her parents with an axe.
Radium, not even once.
 
2013-04-27 12:04:15 PM

johnnieconnie: miss diminutive: Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

Don't forget the stoning!

When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.

I guess my Mom thought it would be to my benefit to learn some religion, but years later she realized it might have been a little inappropriate. Plus, I grew up a non-believer, as well.

The lady from TFA would probably die of shock if she thinks Anne Frank is "pornographic." I'm pretty sure my Mother got me a copy when I was about 9 or 10, since clearly I could stand the "horror."


I got that same bible for my 7th birthday and it is still at my mother's house...I remember some of te pictures you mentioned.

With that said, I want to coont punt this stupid mother for not wanting her snowflake to read about Anne. Stupid biatch...
 
2013-04-27 12:04:20 PM
 
2013-04-27 12:04:25 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Too_many_Brians: Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.

Your school managed to redact the farking Greeks out of history?


She was like Xerxes, only successful
 
2013-04-27 12:05:33 PM

macadamnut: "The problem is the school is giving the seventh graders inappropriate material and not explaining it to the parents," Horalek told the Patch.

What the fark? Did mom drop out of school after grade six?


Mom was probably home schooled.
 
2013-04-27 12:05:49 PM

JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.


No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.
 
2013-04-27 12:08:55 PM

Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.


Wait, I thought Harriet Tubman was the WAC who shot down 50 Jap kamikazes during WWII.
 
2013-04-27 12:09:25 PM

rattchett: Is that it? A description of the body is pornographic?

The lady should stop now. Her ignorance of the meaning of pornography, her disgust of the human body and her idiotic crusade are clear indications that she's a pathetic excuse for a parent and a human being . I pity her kids.


I always have to have a deep breath ready for when I report to some supervisor that I found nudity here and pornography there, because I know the question is coming and it makes me sad.
 
2013-04-27 12:09:44 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.


Individually or combined ?
 
2013-04-27 12:09:48 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

Still, radium drove her mad and then she killed her parents with an axe.
Radium, not even once.


To say nothing of the fact that she kept killing people after she drowned up at Camp Crystal Lake...
 
2013-04-27 12:09:52 PM

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.


I learned a new term thanks. Now I just have to find a situation where I can say it to view the reactions.
 
2013-04-27 12:09:55 PM

Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.


No,that was Dolly "Big D" Madison...Mary Lincoln ratted out Al Capone to the IRS.
 
2013-04-27 12:11:33 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.


it's part of our plot to murder all the blind and deaf children.

/did I just say that out loud?
 
2013-04-27 12:12:32 PM
How is the story of flying around the world and crashing in the pacific pron?
 
2013-04-27 12:12:35 PM
Simple solution. Inform the local Holocaust Remembrance group of her shenanigans.
 
2013-04-27 12:13:55 PM

Oldiron_79: How is the story of flying around the world and crashing in the pacific pron?


It's symbolic.
 
2013-04-27 12:13:56 PM

Oldiron_79: How is the story of flying around the world and crashing in the pacific pron?


Two words: She was found by an octopus after she crashed.
 
2013-04-27 12:14:56 PM

AcesFull: Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.

No,that was Dolly "Big D" Madison...Mary Lincoln ratted out Al Capone to the IRS.


Al Capone was traded from the Red Sox to the Yankees, where he became the Home Run King. You're thinking of Jackie Robertson.
 
2013-04-27 12:16:35 PM
What else did people think a deaf/blind girl was going to be doing? Stamp collecting?
 
2013-04-27 12:16:53 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Dear stupid shrill whore:
If you kept your complaint to "inappropriate to her daughters age group," I might consider your complaint.  But calling it "pornographic" just makes you just look like a shrill stupid whore.


A book written by somebody in her daughter's age group could be honestly considered inappropriate for said age group?  Really?
 
2013-04-27 12:19:09 PM
Please someone think of the children
isurvived.org
 
2013-04-27 12:19:34 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.


I see what you did there. Wish to subscribe to newsletter, with a gift subscription to said Holocaust Remembrance group.
 
2013-04-27 12:20:17 PM

OtherLittleGuy: AcesFull: Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.

No,that was Dolly "Big D" Madison...Mary Lincoln ratted out Al Capone to the IRS.

Al Capone was traded from the Red Sox to the Yankees, where he became the Home Run King. You're thinking of Jackie Robertson.


Jackie Robinson and Robert Blake murdered the Clutter family in Kansas...You're thinking of Aimee McPherson who invented crack.
 
2013-04-27 12:20:51 PM
Dear whacko mom,
Your daughter has probably already discovered her genitalia and is rubbing one out to the Biebs as we speak.
Love,
germ78

/the kids ain't as innocent as you think
 
2013-04-27 12:21:03 PM

slayer199: How pornographic could this be really? If she's just observing her vagina, that's not really pornographic...now if she's describing taking a candlestick and farking herself with it...mom may have a point. Somehow I doubt it's the later...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.


I have not yet read the unedited version, but I understand that it is considerably juicier than the version people of my generation read in junior high school.
 
2013-04-27 12:21:14 PM

HighZoolander: it's part of our plot to murder all the blind and deaf children.

/did I just say that out loud?


It's okay.  They won't hear or read your lips.
 
2013-04-27 12:22:11 PM
You gotta admit though, the sexual stuff kinda comes out of left field. Of all the people who even know what the Diary of Anne Frank is, 100% would say it's about jews hiding from nazis, and maybe a few people could scratch their head and recall something else she talked about.
 
2013-04-27 12:22:22 PM
ATTENTION: ALL PRUDES: Life is pornographic. Deal with it.
 
2013-04-27 12:22:49 PM
Boy lemme tell ya. That ol' Anne Frank book with their hiding from the nazis and then dying of typhus in a concentration camp gets my engine revving.


FAP TIME!
 
2013-04-27 12:23:15 PM
How did this woman even conceive a child?
 
2013-04-27 12:24:38 PM

Ker_Thwap: How did this woman even conceive a child?


It's different when it's her.

/if you get embarrassed by talking about simple life matters, then you are not ready for children
 
2013-04-27 12:25:12 PM

JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.


You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.
 
2013-04-27 12:25:21 PM
What do you expect the girl to do lady? Blind and deaf but she can still sign, which means she can still give handjobs. WHAT ELSE DOES SHE HAVE LEFT IN LIFE
 
2013-04-27 12:27:01 PM

offmymeds: Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.

Wait, I thought Harriet Tubman was the WAC who shot down 50 Jap kamikazes during WWII.


That was actually a male pilot, Charles Lindberg.
 
2013-04-27 12:27:11 PM

lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste


I sort of agree with you on this, but other posters have made the point (albeit in rather.... um... juvenile ways) that there was probably nothing (and I don't remember anything) in the unedited version that would be shocking or unfamiliar to the average 12 year old girl (possibly to the boys).

Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.

/Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!
 
2013-04-27 12:28:53 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of her genitalia.


She has probably stuffed it with bibles and walled it off.
 
2013-04-27 12:30:28 PM

megarian: You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.


No, that was Wilson Phillips.
 
2013-04-27 12:30:43 PM

HighZoolander: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

it's part of our plot to murder all the blind and deaf children.

/did I just say that out loud?


I'm confused. Is there some reason, other than the existential accident that the person's sex is the same, that Helen Keller is being brought into this thread? Stream of consciousness? Whuuuuu?
 
2013-04-27 12:31:37 PM
One wonders how she fells about the slutty, donkey dick, horse cum, tit fondling passage in Ezekiel.


Ezekiel 23:19-21
 
2013-04-27 12:31:39 PM
And once again there is a reason for getting permission to have children...one of the test questions should be " do you know what common sense is"
 
2013-04-27 12:33:47 PM

JWideman: offmymeds: Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.

Wait, I thought Harriet Tubman was the WAC who shot down 50 Jap kamikazes during WWII.

That was actually a male pilot, Charles Lindberg.


No no no...Lindberg was the guy who invented that really smelly cheese.
 
2013-04-27 12:34:03 PM

lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste


As a historian I have rather firmly disagree. If your pursuing Anne Frank's diary as a historical document then *any* editing or censorship to it is a travesty. I've not read it, but simply having those passages in their show that even in the face of overwhelming danger that the normal preoccupations of adolescent self discovery applied, and allows you to compare it against historical norms of the time.

I'm firmly of the opinion that we need to be teaching students how to do history right in High School, that the discipline isn't memorizing facts and dates (you can look those up), but being able to reference information, draw out conclusions and detect biases in information. Then the students should be able to extrapolate, and employ the information to form, their own, conclusions and be able to defend those conclusions by citation and reasoning.

Any violation of the document degrades the ability of the students to do so, and there for is wrong.
 
2013-04-27 12:34:15 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.


Lolwut
 
2013-04-27 12:34:35 PM

BizarreMan: megarian: You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.

No, that was Wilson Phillips.



  No,that was The Pointer Sisters...Sally Ride was Lee Iococca's muse for the Mustang.
 
2013-04-27 12:35:43 PM

jso2897: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

Lolwut


Sounds like someone is incredibly desperate to make this thread political, just so he can hate. Hilarious.
 
2013-04-27 12:36:00 PM

farkeruk: What else did people think a deaf/blind girl was going to be doing? Stamp collecting?


Well shiat, I see I'm late to that joke.
 
2013-04-27 12:37:22 PM

jso2897: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

Lolwut


Please stop quoting the retard.
 
2013-04-27 12:38:18 PM

fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."


*swoons*
 
2013-04-27 12:38:48 PM
I bet mom would have no problem with her precious snowflake watching daytime soaps.
 
2013-04-27 12:39:54 PM
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?  So she could moan with the other!
 
2013-04-27 12:40:07 PM

Mock26: I bet mom would have no problem with her precious snowflake watching daytime soaps.


Well, yeah, she's certainly not going to give up the remote while her stories are on.
 
2013-04-27 12:40:34 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.


Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."
 
2013-04-27 12:41:13 PM

SheltemDragon: lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste

As a historian I have rather firmly disagree. If your pursuing Anne Frank's diary as a historical document then *any* editing or censorship to it is a travesty. I've not read it, but simply having those passages in their show that even in the face of overwhelming danger that the normal preoccupations of adolescent self discovery applied, and allows you to compare it against historical norms of the time.

I'm firmly of the opinion that we need to be teaching students how to do history right in High School, that the discipline isn't memorizing facts and dates (you can look those up), but being able to reference information, draw out conclusions and detect biases in information. Then the students should be able to extrapolate, and employ the information to form, their own, conclusions and be able to defend those conclusions by citation and reasoning.

Any violation of the document degrades the ability of the students to do so, and there for is wrong.


Yes, those passages go along way t showing how isolated she was and how she had to discover so much on her own. It might seem kind of odd out of context, but in the course of reading about an entire life being lived out in an attic with your immediate family, it all fits in to paint a picture that get diluted by its removal.
 
2013-04-27 12:41:34 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!


Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship; pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.
 
2013-04-27 12:43:05 PM
That deaf, dumb, and blind girl sure writes a mean porn rag.
 
2013-04-27 12:45:03 PM

johnnieconnie: When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.


I had a very similar experience. My mom is a Jehovah's Witness and handed me a "My Book of Bible Stories" when I was 4 or 5. It was chock full of provocative and violent pictures. That book made me the Horror fan I am today.
 
2013-04-27 12:45:08 PM
Check your common sense at the door, please.
 
2013-04-27 12:47:02 PM

lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste


When you sniff, can you only smell your own feces, or is your head so far up that you are effectively breathing your own gastric acid?
 
2013-04-27 12:50:43 PM
Yup, if your children never hear about genitals, they will never find their own and everyone will be safe. Then one magic day you will inform them about their genitals, preferrably the morning of their wedding and they can finally enjoy them in the safety of marriage.
 
2013-04-27 12:51:44 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.



No, her desires should not be considered. Just as I wouldn't want the local ditch digger making decisions on how to treat cancer.

I think that allowing stupid people to make decisions for a country just because their tax dollars fund it is a dangerous idea - and is the reason this country has so many problems. Taxpayers for the most part do not know what they want and are far too ignorant of issues to make an educated decision on what is truly best for the country.

Democracy sucks, but so does a dictatorship. It is really hard to find a happy medium where the stupid is filtered out though without giving a select few all of the power. That is why education is so important if you want to have some sort of a democracy. If you let idiots make decisions on how people are educated then you end up with more idiots making bigger decisions - see the modern Republican party and Tea-baggers.
 
2013-04-27 12:57:21 PM
You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-27 12:58:32 PM

buckler: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.

Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."


The Diary of a Mad, Black Anne Frank was always my favorite.
 
2013-04-27 01:01:41 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: A book written by somebody in her daughter's age group could be honestly considered inappropriate for said age group? Really?


Depending on the content.  At least that would be a *plausible* complaint.
 
2013-04-27 01:01:41 PM
Maybe the mother should hide her daughter away in the attic so she doesn't fall into the hands of evil liberals and get sent to a concentration camp to be murdered? Oh wait, no. The liberals would just hand her a spliff and teach her about the joys of lube.
 
2013-04-27 01:03:07 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

Well, there goes MY faith in humanity. :-(
 
2013-04-27 01:04:35 PM
Wait until the kid grows up to kill everyone at her prom with telekinesis.
 
2013-04-27 01:05:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank


Rule 34!
 
2013-04-27 01:13:20 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: scottydoesntknow: Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank

Rule 34!


I'm not even gonna look to confirm or deny that one. I'd bet money on 'confirm,' however.
 
2013-04-27 01:15:49 PM
Should just buy her a drum set or something instead.
 
2013-04-27 01:17:27 PM
Yeah, snuff porn.
 
2013-04-27 01:18:27 PM
How about that Ruby Hat of Omar Kayayayayam?   It's a smutty book.   People lying out in the woods eating sandwiches, and drinking directly out of jugs with innocent young girls.
 
2013-04-27 01:19:51 PM

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]


Really?  Wow, how was he able to write and sing all those versions of "Candle in the Wind"?
 
2013-04-27 01:23:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: buckler: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.

Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."

The Diary of a Mad, Black Anne Frank was always my favorite.


I am a fan of The Diary of a Wimpy Anne Frank
 
2013-04-27 01:23:32 PM

rnatalie: How about that Ruby Hat of Omar Kayayayayam?   It's a smutty book.   People lying out in the woods eating sandwiches, and drinking directly out of jugs with innocent young girls.


You mean the one with "A loaf of wine, a jug of bread and sow"? SMUT!!! FILTHY MOOSLIM SMUT!!!11!!
 
2013-04-27 01:23:49 PM
I have the weirdest boner while reading this thread.
 
2013-04-27 01:24:35 PM

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]


s22.postimg.org

/timmeh
 
2013-04-27 01:25:27 PM
This is just so sad. Unable to see, speak, or hear, a little girl keeps a daily diary that becomes a best-seller after she dies in a plane crash, only to have some idiot 70 years later call it pornography.
 
2013-04-27 01:33:07 PM
Jesus Christ, people.  Stop this planet, I want to get off.
 
2013-04-27 01:33:54 PM
Man fark is behind.  My family in Monroe, Michigan was talking about this Thursday night on facebook
 
2013-04-27 01:35:33 PM
csb:
I've read a lot of books, but the only one that lead to parental complaints (left at my far-less-reading friend's house and found to the eternal horror of his mother) was One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovichby Alexander Solzhenitsyn, an important book detailing life in the gulag (one more important for today would be Darkness at Noon, a book on how torture was used by the Soviet prison/execution system).  Apparently the language of the gulag (roughly similar to my boy scout camp) was too rough for my friend's tender years (who also was in said boy scout troop).

On the other hand, said friend introduced me to Piers Anthony.  Once he had kids I had to tell him just how sick that guy is and that he really should think twice before telling his kids about him.
 
2013-04-27 01:42:03 PM
Never have understood the outrage over "The Dairy of Anne Frank."

Buncha fresh cheese and milk. What's the deal?
 
2013-04-27 01:42:08 PM
A GIS for "Anne Frank Rule 34" brings up this scary wax figure...:

poieinkaiprattein.org
/Braaaains?
 
2013-04-27 01:42:36 PM

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]


Lance Ito?

law2.umkc.edu
 
2013-04-27 01:44:07 PM
dailyderbi.com
I don't always watch porn
But when I do, it involves Nazis hunting 14yo girls.
 
2013-04-27 01:45:40 PM
Ain't no crazy like Michigan crazy.
 
2013-04-27 01:46:52 PM
Clitoris.

/Clitoris.
 
2013-04-27 01:48:55 PM

buckler: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.

Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."


A very short book.
 
2013-04-27 01:49:40 PM

miss diminutive: reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history


You may want to do a bit of follow up on the story.
 
2013-04-27 01:50:53 PM
Wow, don't Google the mom's name. It sure doesn't give you her number and address at ALL...
 
2013-04-27 01:59:27 PM
Incoming message for Michigan mom:

--. .-. --- .-- / - .... . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / ..- .--.
 
2013-04-27 02:02:04 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: But the other people taking those positions often are such obvious assholes - or at least act/sound like obvious douchemeisters - that I have a knee-jerk reaction against anything that dribbles in chunks out of their mouths.


Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.


If you think about this really really hard, maybe you'll get a glimmer of understanding about why so many here on Fark don't take you seriously in any way.

But probably not
 
2013-04-27 02:06:57 PM
I have a dream. A dream that one day... whenever someone opens their mouth to say something so incredible... so completely *wrong*... that everyone around them will immediately drop what they're doing and start hurling their fists at them. Silently, without a word or pause.
 
2013-04-27 02:08:41 PM

AcesFull: shadowmaster: I will admit I did mastubate to that book back in 7th grade but I always had a thing for blind and deaf girls.


    So I call this 900-sex line and get this blind girl with an amazingly sexy voice....I ask.."What are you wearing?"  She says.."I don't know."


Tears in my eyeballs & Bud Light Lime outa' my nose from laughing!!! Damn You!!!
 
2013-04-27 02:11:05 PM

sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.

And

The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...


Amazing that she was able to pilot a plane from the back of the bus.
 
2013-04-27 02:11:33 PM

mrlewish: Please someone think of the children
[isurvived.org image 291x187]


I haz a sad.
 
2013-04-27 02:13:33 PM

chud21: miss diminutive: reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through during one of the most significant periods in human history

You may want to do a bit of follow up on the story.


They did find a set of bones on that Pacific island, but nothing conclusive.
 
2013-04-27 02:14:27 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.

/Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!


I don't get to decide precisely how my other tax dollars are used.  Why should education be different?  Considering we have a public interest in sexually aware and educated people, why should the vagaries of crazy or ill-informed parents be in any way incorporated into our educational system?

You don't like what public school is teaching your kids?  Home-school them.  Public school should be based on what's best for our children and our society, not what makes their parents happy.
 
2013-04-27 02:15:23 PM

megarian: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.


No, that was Eleanor Rigby, the British Prime Minister who just died.
 
2013-04-27 02:15:56 PM
The only part of Anne Frank's story that is pornographic is what happened to her and her family after they were caught.
 
2013-04-27 02:17:47 PM

HighZoolander: Oldiron_79: How is the story of flying around the world and crashing in the pacific pron?

Two words: She was found by an octopus after she crashed.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Gaffawed and then read that again in his voice.

/Not gonna lie, I'd watch a porn parody of the Diary of Anne Frank
//And I'm only slighty ashamed of admitting that
 
2013-04-27 02:17:49 PM

doyner: If the Diary of Anne Frank is porn, then this woman better not let her daughter anywhere near the Old Testament.



^^^^THISTHISTHIS^^^^^
 
2013-04-27 02:19:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 400 years later, Puritan repression is still going strong.



Only 400?  I thought the Church as an entity pretty much lost their shiat with Augustine.
 
2013-04-27 02:20:21 PM

SheltemDragon: lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste

As a historian I have rather firmly disagree. If your pursuing Anne Frank's diary as a historical document then *any* editing or censorship to it is a travesty. I've not read it, but simply having those passages in their show that even in the face of overwhelming danger that the normal preoccupations of adolescent self discovery applied, and allows you to compare it against historical norms of the time.

I'm firmly of the opinion that we need to be teaching students how to do history right in High School, that the discipline isn't memorizing facts and dates (you can look those up), but being able to reference information, draw out conclusions and detect biases in information. Then the students should be able to extrapolate, and employ the information to form, their own, conclusions and be able to defend those conclusions by citation and reasoning.

Any violation of the document degrades the ability of the students to do so, and there for is wrong.


I agree with you.

I also -- maybe because I was once an adolescent girl -- can't help wondering how mortified Anne Frank would have been, had she known her private thoughts about her dawning sexuality would one day be made public. And that her own father would read them.

But you're right.
 
2013-04-27 02:21:38 PM
slayer199:50 Shades of Frank

...another great band name.
 
2013-04-27 02:22:53 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Sexist much?


That's not a real sentence. You must have been home-schooled by conservative parents.
 
2013-04-27 02:31:19 PM

miss diminutive: chud21: miss diminutive: reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through during one of the most significant periods in human history

You may want to do a bit of follow up on the story.

They did find a set of bones on that Pacific island, but nothing conclusive.


No, you're thinking of "ladybird" Johnson.
 
2013-04-27 02:35:44 PM

MadAzza: megarian: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.

No, that was Eleanor Rigby, the British Prime Minister who just died.


My bad.

Now that song is in my head.

Take a saaaaaad soooooong and make it beeeeetterrrrrr...
 
2013-04-27 02:36:52 PM
Yes, it is terrible what that book does to people... i had a friend once who read it in 7:th grade; now he's stuck in a terrible sex addiction involving drugs and alcohol. Plus a strange attraction to poorly described texts of vaginas...

But really, a 7:th grader should be able to read this book without really caring that much. Either the child understands - which probably means it has heard it before and probably isn't affected - or it doesn't - which probably means it hasn't read the bible thoroughly.
 
2013-04-27 02:36:58 PM
Congratulations, Gail Horalek. You have just made the unedited version of "The Diary of Anne Frank" the most read book in your child's school. Well done!
 
2013-04-27 02:41:02 PM
Over the (so far) 12+ years of raising a child, I have had to listen to many, many jackasses explain to me exactly why I should remove some of 'those books' from my vast rambling house-hold wide array of bookshelves.  For the sake of my kid, of course.

/none 2 of them ever agreed on WHICH books
//always enjoy answering, "have you really read ALL THESE?!?" with, "Yes.  And many, many more."
 
2013-04-27 02:46:35 PM
The thing that cracks me up the most about this story is that a story written by a 15 year old is too mature for a 12 year old.
 
2013-04-27 02:51:37 PM

FirstNationalBastard: buckler: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.

Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."

The Diary of a Mad, Black Anne Frank was always my favorite.


The best is The Diary of Anne Frankenstein.
 
2013-04-27 02:51:38 PM

MadAzza: megarian: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.

No, that was Eleanor Rigby, the British Prime Minister who just died.


I thought what's her name who died who was the British Prime Minister was Baroness Susan "Suzie" Q.
 
2013-04-27 02:54:12 PM

lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste


Really?  You don't think that a couple of paragraphs about a teen undergoing puberty helps a pubescent reader relate to the author?  You don't think that it gives a deeper understanding about what frame of mind Anne was in and how she had to cope with the same things that all teens have to cope with only under very adverse conditions?  Should her relationship with Peter have been excised from the book as well?  After all, it was very personal and had little to do with the Holocaust.

In fact, if you think that The Diary of Anne Frank is about the Holocaust, you really need to reread it.  It isn't.  It's the story of a girl coming of age.  Doesn't matter if it is set in Amsterdam or Beijing, WWII or 1776.

It is the story of a girl becoming a woman.

Basically it is "Are You The God?  It's Me, Margaret" only with less menstruation, more Nazis, and set entirely in an attic.
 
2013-04-27 03:02:17 PM
Oh goddammit.
 
2013-04-27 03:02:52 PM
Fifty Shades of Anne Frank?

Nah.
 
2013-04-27 03:03:50 PM

germ78: Dear whacko mom,
Your daughter has probably already discovered her genitalia and is rubbing one out to the Biebs as we speak.
Love,
germ78

/the kids ain't as innocent as you think


O my god, how disgusting!  Really, now... Justin Bieber?
 
2013-04-27 03:06:03 PM
Speaking of asshats.....

check out this CHUD and his "friend-girl" spreading supposed "morality"


24.media.tumblr.com

So it's really more like
" let us decide cuz we read {the Good Book } the way we want to and that reading sez we can throw shade and shame, and whoever we decide we don't likes, they can haz hell or rape or torture or death, 'cause we sez God sez so, whether it's gurls who dress sexy or gays, or chubbies or Joos who cant haz Jesus, we will make sure to include you in who we bashes"

It seems that fundamentalist versions of religion exist to drive people apart more than bring them together, to give a pilgrim something to hate, someone to fight, to give some megamouth someone to rail against. Just another way to stir the pot and add more heinous crap to the world.

We need to advance our ethics, etiquette and sense as fast as our technology, that's what your interpretation of the Divine says to me.

It makes me sad, becaue we all should know that Madame Curie's House For Imaginary Friends could totally beat the the Shirt-Tails, Smurfs or Snorks in a  100-cubit foot race 8 ways to Sunday but we'll never see that till the Hebrews win the SuperBox. And till that day  I'm just gonna pout and flip you off from Fort KickAss.
 
2013-04-27 03:08:24 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.

/Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!


And what about the desires of the horny kids who want the passage in there? Think of the children!
 
2013-04-27 03:09:08 PM

Professor Farksworth: Wasn't Michigan the same place some harpy biatched about Married With Children as well?

What the fark Michigan?


These people do not represent Michigan. We're a blue state and generally middle-of-the-road or liberal up here. We have Detroit and Ann Arbor. We're practically Canadians (but without health care and bagged milk).

But when you get into the "thumb" area, the western side of the state, and in some of the podunk towns in the middle/north of the state, and you find a lot of uptight religious assholes who try to spoil it for the rest of us. We also have our share of hicks who get all their information from the wrong sources. Get further into the thumb area and you find the really crazy cabin-dwelling people who believe that reptilians, UFOs, Bigfoot, and the Illuminati are out to get them.

I guess when people are more isolated (and the thumb and upstate areas are very isolated) they end up getting a little crazy and paranoid.
 
2013-04-27 03:09:12 PM
"You know what I"m going to do?  When we get back to the states, I"m going to have this thing published so lots of people can read it.  And then I'll make all this money off of it."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vH6s7OUiRg
 
kth
2013-04-27 03:14:52 PM
When we were in seventh grade, we were passing around a well worn copy of "Clan of the Cave Bear."  You didn't have to look for the sex scenes, the book opened to them naturally.
 
2013-04-27 03:16:05 PM

Baby_Hole: check out this CHUD


I will thank you to chose a different epithet.
 
2013-04-27 03:16:50 PM

kth: When we were in seventh grade, we were passing around a well worn copy of "Clan of the Cave Bear."  You didn't have to look for the sex scenes, the book opened to them naturally.


So it fell open to any random page, then?
 
2013-04-27 03:21:49 PM

Bugerz: Too_many_Brians: Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.

I was reading this and thinking to myself, "he had to grow up in North Carolina or Alabama to have a mom that crazy".



Nope, Alaska. You don't know crazy till you've seen first gen runaway to the Last Fontier crazy.
 
2013-04-27 03:29:43 PM

scottydoesntknow: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Too_many_Brians: Yeah, my mom was that harpy for the small Christian school my brothers and sister went to.  She was able to get any positive mention of the Greeks out of the curriculum due to them ALL being pederasts. She also tried to get Shakespeare out because he was a foul mouthed pervert, but the English teachers fought back. Finally a stalemate with a minimal, edited amount was allowed.

When I went to public school for a year she also freaked out when the Spanish teacher had us take home translation worksheets with vampires on them. My mom saw those and thought that I was being taken in by the occult.

Good times, good times.

Your school managed to redact the farking Greeks out of history?

She was like Xerxes, only successful



It really didn't help when our family was not-quite-excommunicated from our Fundie church and then a few years later the head of the church came and apologized to my father and asked us to come back. Bat shiat crazy with a (justified) superiority complex.
 
2013-04-27 03:45:36 PM
Let's translate :

7th grade = 13 or 14 years old.

I'm pretty sure that her daughter knows she has a vagina.

(unless she's had it removed because it's ... you know ... pornographic)
 
2013-04-27 03:46:20 PM

JameZZ82: /my zipper is stuck
//on the down position


Lucky you; mine is spot-welded shut.

I'm finding different accounts of how this entry got expunged from some editions.  Some say Anne did it, others her father, still others say publishers.
 
2013-04-27 03:52:04 PM

fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"


theawesomer.com
You are now hearing this in your head with Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

// ClitOOOris!!!
 
2013-04-27 03:53:04 PM

Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.


Didn't she invent peanut butter?
 
2013-04-27 03:58:40 PM
It's the diary of a seventh-grade girl. What did you  think would be in it? I don't care how extraordinary the kid was, we're lucky it's not a book full of detailed masturbation fantasies.

/Kids are kids
//And, unsurprisingly, there's stuff worth learning here
 
2013-04-27 04:00:47 PM
I read that book in 7th grade. The pornographic nature made such an impact on me that now, as a 30 year old, I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAS IN THERE.

Yes, I can see how this could damage the youth of America.

/Read Lord of the Flies in 8th grade. My biggest takeaway was that when boys do handstands their wieners move. Until that point I had a vague idea of it being immobile, much like a statue.
//hey, my stuff didn't move when I did a handstand. It made sense to me.
 
2013-04-27 04:14:21 PM
SEXXXX IZ DUUURDEEEE
 
2013-04-27 04:27:27 PM
I am worried about the mother not reading the literature her duaghter does. I mean, this is a classic of the 20th century canon, not some R.L. Stein knockoff. the mother is only declaring her own incredible ignorance. I am saddened to think that nobody will confront her for being unliterate, and absolve the school because there is no reason to think parents would be unaware of that particular book's content.
 
2013-04-27 04:28:14 PM

slayer199: Somehow I doubt it's the later...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-27 04:33:47 PM

chud21: Baby_Hole: check out this CHUD

I will thank you to chose a different epithet.


sorry about that. nothing personal, was looking for a word, that one didn't really work.
As far as pejorative use, I was going for more pseudopedantic pontificators.....admittedly CHUD doesn't really fit, I mean, aren't the CHUD hungry for life?
That's a little too gregarious here.

So far Eloi,  Zombie, Henchman, none really fit. Arbiters of Asexual Angst About The Lap Triangle Issue is an Awful Acronym.....
Neutered Puritanical Browbeater?

 Proudly Ignorant Theological Bigot sounds pretty mean, Religious Robot sounds like a hilarious new sitcom, any suggestions?


/maybe I'm the asshat and these people are all freedom fighters......fighting for their freedom to be offended by whatever they decide on!
 
2013-04-27 04:39:20 PM

gottagopee: Over the (so far) 12+ years of raising a child, I have had to listen to many, many jackasses explain to me exactly why I should remove some of 'those books' from my vast rambling house-hold wide array of bookshelves.  For the sake of my kid, of course.

/none 2 of them ever agreed on WHICH books
//always enjoy answering, "have you really read ALL THESE?!?" with, "Yes.  And many, many more."


I've gotten that question a few times about my (not as) extensive (as I'd like it to be) bookshelf, and it always confused me a bit.  Why would I have them otherwise?
 
2013-04-27 04:39:49 PM

Bennie Crabtree: I am worried about the mother not reading the literature her duaghter does.


She reads a lot of classic fiction, though.  Here is her book collection:

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-04-27 04:42:29 PM

911Jenny: I read that book in 7th grade. The pornographic nature made such an impact on me that now, as a 30 year old, I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAS IN THERE.



^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^

Granted I am a lot of years removed from reading the book, but I don't remember this at all. Unless my school had us read an edited version.
 
2013-04-27 05:04:52 PM
911Jenny: I read that book in 7th grade. The pornographic nature made such an impact on me that now, as a 30 year old, I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAS IN THERE.

Yes, I can see how this could damage the youth of America.

/Read Lord of the Flies in 8th grade. My biggest takeaway was that when boys do handstands their wieners move. Until that point I had a vague idea of it being immobile, much like a statue.
//hey, my stuff didn't move when I did a handstand. It made sense to me

desertfool: Granted I am a lot of years removed from reading the book, but I don't remember this at all. Unless my school had us read an edited version.


911Jenny and desertfool: it's not your memory failing you, I am 2 yr younger than jenny, and I never read those parts of the diary either. we read edited versions, Anne Franks relatives who published her diary felt that those passages were too personal for publication, as they knew her as the young girl she was (think about it, would you want to publish the portions of your daughters/nieces/sisters/cousins diary where she describes her self discovery for all the world to see. I wouldn't.) As new family members inherited the diary, they felt that restoring those segments would not only be truer to her life, but also would show the historical importance that in the face of politically motivated horrors, life went on in ways that can't be stopped. there was a fark link in the last couple months that was about the re-release of the diary with the removed portions left in place and unedited.

BTW I don't remember that part of Lord of the Flies, oh yeah, I do, but didn't give two shiats at the time, but when I saw titties in the 60's film of Romeo and Juliet I was totally stoked about it.
 
2013-04-27 05:06:30 PM
also forgot to mention, my school never had us read Anne Frank, my family bought it for me to read.
 
2013-04-27 05:07:33 PM

desertfool: 911Jenny: I read that book in 7th grade. The pornographic nature made such an impact on me that now, as a 30 year old, I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAS IN THERE.


^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^

Granted I am a lot of years removed from reading the book, but I don't remember this at all. Unless my school had us read an edited version.


Likely you both read the edited version.  I did when I was in school, and I didn't find out it was even edited until years later.
 
2013-04-27 05:19:56 PM

austerity101: You don't like what public school is teaching your kids?  Home-school them.  Public school should be based on what's best for our children and our society, not what makes their parents happy.


THIS
 
2013-04-27 05:30:49 PM
I don't know which is more stupid, the meme or subtard.
 
2013-04-27 05:31:13 PM
I heard the Ms. Frank stuck 4 pair of her drum sticks inside her for the camera - anal at that.  Don't recall the source.
 
2013-04-27 05:37:56 PM
Porn or not, this mother should be thankful Anne Frank fought for her right to vote, not to mention designing our nation's flag...
 
2013-04-27 05:38:47 PM

desertfool: 911Jenny: I read that book in 7th grade. The pornographic nature made such an impact on me that now, as a 30 year old, I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAS IN THERE.


^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^

Granted I am a lot of years removed from reading the book, but I don't remember this at all. Unless my school had us read an edited version.


There was something describing her breasts in the version that was in my high school. I remember people talking about it my Freshman year.

/ I don't remember those parts though.

// so the reaction is more memorable than the description.
 
2013-04-27 05:49:20 PM

miniflea: gottagopee: Over the (so far) 12+ years of raising a child, I have had to listen to many, many jackasses explain to me exactly why I should remove some of 'those books' from my vast rambling house-hold wide array of bookshelves.  For the sake of my kid, of course.

/none 2 of them ever agreed on WHICH books
//always enjoy answering, "have you really read ALL THESE?!?" with, "Yes.  And many, many more."

I've gotten that question a few times about my (not as) extensive (as I'd like it to be) bookshelf, and it always confused me a bit.  Why would I have them otherwise?


Zackly.  And I re-read worthy items, too.  Some of them many, many times.
The other great answer is, "No, these are just what I have to finish by Monday."
(big fat hat tip to Umberto Eco)
 
2013-04-27 05:50:38 PM
What sucks is that the school boards always give in to these useless c-rags.
 
2013-04-27 05:52:58 PM

GypsyJoker: slayer199: Somehow I doubt it's the later...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 180x288]


"Push  my button, Frank..."
 
2013-04-27 06:03:26 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
kth
2013-04-27 06:27:58 PM

katfairy: kth: When we were in seventh grade, we were passing around a well worn copy of "Clan of the Cave Bear."  You didn't have to look for the sex scenes, the book opened to them naturally.

So it fell open to any random page, then?


pretty much.
 
2013-04-27 06:37:32 PM
News flash! Teen girls are pots of raging hormones. Same as boys. Teen diaries are often filled with the results of raging hormones. Or Facebook... you know, because that's a diary.
 
2013-04-27 07:09:33 PM
FTFA:

"Horalek's daughter and two other students approached the teacher about the book and ended up making a switch."

That's HAWT

/Everything's pornographic when you're young.
 
2013-04-27 07:30:52 PM
If you pause being Outraged(TM) and read the (non-)story: a woman decided that something was not right for her kid after the kid herself brought it to her attention. She then resolved the situation amicably by swapping in another version of the text.
How is this news?!! (or even fark.com?) At no point did the woman try to get the book banned, or threaten to sue, or whatever. So, she described it too strongly, but really isn't "pornography" defined at the most basic as writing or imagery sexual in nature?
God it's so easy to get people riled up these days. And then we wonder why we live in such a hateful world.
 
2013-04-27 07:43:42 PM
I don't suppose we could find this woman's address and start mailing her copies?
 
2013-04-27 08:10:07 PM

AcesFull: Godscrack: [img515.imageshack.us image 305x417]


   She's in the attic!!


Is that another euphemism for being gay? My step sister's aunt's brother's step dad's mother in
Utah said that it was.

ZOMG! So Anne Frank was a lesbian?
 
2013-04-27 08:15:42 PM

rattchett: fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."

Is that it? A description of the body is pornographic?

The lady should stop now. Her ignorance of the meaning of pornography, her disgust of the human body and her idiotic crusade are clear indications that she's a pathetic excuse for a parent and a human being . I pity her kids.


Imagine the hissy fit that would ensue if her snowflake's class watched Romeo and Juliet
(the 1968 v. w/ Olivia Hussey).
 
2013-04-27 08:28:06 PM

Badgers: A GIS for "Anne Frank Rule 34" brings up this scary wax figure...:

[poieinkaiprattein.org image 448x319]
/Braaaains?


I'm pretty sure that's Mitt Romney in drag.
 
2013-04-27 08:29:30 PM
The bible has it's racier sections such as Onan's fatal orgasm, or Ezekial (who was certainly on drugs anyhow) telling the masses that God wants them to eat shiat (but not die) which persists into II Kings which definitely seems to have a thing about feces.
 
2013-04-27 08:31:19 PM
 Cheese eating surrender monkey: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

Still, radium drove her mad and then she killed her parents with an axe.
Radium, not even once.

To say nothing of the fact that she kept killing people after she drowned up at Camp Crystal Lake...


CSB time...

When I was a kid, from about the age of 9 to 13, my folks would ship me off to summer camp
for two weeks every summer. The older counselors in training told us newbies that the camp
had been  used as the camp in the Friday the 13th movies. Even showed us a dilapidated
Crystal Lake sign in the woods.

I'm ashamed to admit that up until about 5 minutes ago, I believed them.

Sigh... another fond childhood myth, busted by Google.

DAMN YOU CITs! I shake my tiny fist at you in rage!
 
2013-04-27 08:38:29 PM

BizarreMan: megarian: You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.

No, that was Wilson Phillips.


Wilson Phillips? Isn't that that fat singer who died choking on a ham sandwich?
 
2013-04-27 08:50:54 PM

Badgers: A GIS for "Anne Frank Rule 34" brings up this scary wax figure...:

[poieinkaiprattein.org image 448x319]
/Braaaains?


Methinks the wax done melted a bit...
 
2013-04-27 08:55:07 PM

chud21: miss diminutive: chud21: miss diminutive: reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through during one of the most significant periods in human history

You may want to do a bit of follow up on the story.

They did find a set of bones on that Pacific island, but nothing conclusive.

No, you're thinking of "ladybird" Johnson.


I can't help but wonder if she, and the whoever gave her that nickname, knew that 'ladybird' was
another name for a mistress or courtesan.
 
2013-04-27 08:59:03 PM

Stavr0: fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

[theawesomer.com image 300x250]
You are now hearing this in your head with Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

// ClitOOOris!!!


Christ on a cracker that was funny!
 
2013-04-27 09:01:49 PM

vgss: I have a dream. A dream that one day... whenever someone opens their mouth to say something so incredible... so completely *wrong*... that everyone around them will immediately drop what they're doing and start hurling their fists at them. Silently, without a word or pause.


And baseball bats. Don't forget the baseball bats.
 
2013-04-27 09:26:15 PM
The book is a fraud: "The New York Supreme Court awarded the well known American writer, Meyer Levin, $50.000 to be paid by the father of Anne Frank as an honorarium for Levin`s work on the Anne Frank Diary."

GIS for Anne Frank Diary Fraud will explain it all.
 
2013-04-27 09:54:26 PM

digitalrain: Wilson Phillips? Isn't that that fat singer who died choking on a ham sandwich?


No, that was Meat Loaf.
 
2013-04-27 09:57:52 PM

EVERYBODY PANIC: The book is a fraud: "The New York Supreme Court awarded the well known American writer, Meyer Levin, $50.000 to be paid by the father of Anne Frank as an honorarium for Levin`s work on the Anne Frank Diary."

GIS for Anne Frank Diary Fraud will explain it all.



The Levin lawsuit was over his play based on her diary, not the book itself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meyer_Levin#Anne_Frank_case
 
2013-04-27 10:11:37 PM

JWideman: That was actually a male pilot, Charles Lindberg.


Dubbed "Lucky Chucky" by Parenting magazine.
 
2013-04-27 11:50:16 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: jso2897: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

Lolwut

Please stop quoting the retard.


Says the guy who cuts up plastic animals for fun......
 
2013-04-27 11:52:39 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.


Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.
 
2013-04-28 12:09:48 AM

cybrwzrd: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.


No, her desires should not be considered. Just as I wouldn't want the local ditch digger making decisions on how to treat cancer.

I think that allowing stupid people to make decisions for a country just because their tax dollars fund it is a dangerous idea - and is the reason this country has so many problems. Taxpayers for the most part do not know what they want and are far too ignorant of issues to make an educated decision on what is truly best for the country.

Democracy sucks, but so does a dictatorship. It is really hard to find a happy medium where the stupid is filtered out though without giving a select few all of the power. That is why education is so important if you want to have some sort of a democracy. If you let idiots make decisions on how people are educated then you end up with more idiots making bigger decisions - see the modern Republican party and Tea-baggers.


Wow. Just wow. So... you're saying you're a hypocritical totalitarian-minded elitist sociopath? Freud, my friend, would have a field day with you. BTW, where's your plantation?
 
2013-04-28 12:12:40 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: But the other people taking those positions often are such obvious assholes - or at least act/sound like obvious douchemeisters - that I have a knee-jerk reaction against anything that dribbles in chunks out of their mouths.

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

If you think about this really really hard, maybe you'll get a glimmer of understanding about why so many here on Fark don't take you seriously in any way.

But probably not


OH! Insults! Ad hominem! OK, you win the debate.

LOL!
 
2013-04-28 12:15:04 AM

Mugato: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Sexist much?

That's not a real sentence. You must have been home-schooled by conservative parents.


Public schools, all the way. Don't have a clue what my parents were, politically. They never discussed it. Or, rather, they did, but only with other adults, and I wasn't allowed to listen.
 
2013-04-28 12:17:52 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.

Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.


Punctuation marks: they mean things.
 
2013-04-28 12:20:13 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.

Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.

Punctuation marks: they mean things.


Punctuation Nazi? Seriously? (IOW, that all you got? LOL!)
 
2013-04-28 01:04:03 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.

Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.

Punctuation marks: they mean things.

Punctuation Nazi? Seriously? (IOW, that all you got? LOL!)


Sorry, my bad. A SEMICOLON Nazi. Did you give Hemingway his blowjobs?
 
2013-04-28 01:10:17 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: cybrwzrd: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.

No, her desires should not be considered. Just as I wouldn't want the local ditch digger making decisions on how to treat cancer.
I think that allowing stupid people to make decisions for a country just because their tax dollars fund it is a dangerous idea - and is the reason this country has so many problems. Taxpayers for the most part do not know what they want and are far too ignorant of issues to make an educated decision on what is truly best for the country.

Democracy sucks, but so does a dictatorship. It is really hard to find a happy medium where the stupid is filtered out though without giving a select few all of the power. That is why education is so important if you want to have some sort of a democracy. If you let idiots make decisions on how people are educated then you end up with more idiots making bigger decisions - see the modern Republican party and Tea-baggers.

Wow. Just wow. So... you're saying you're a hypocritical totalitarian-minded elitist sociopath? Freud, my friend, would have a field day with you. BTW, where's your plantation?


Where did you get all that from? Democracy clearly fails when the populace is uninformed. Not mention that most of the pants-on-head retarded decisions coming out of congress are from people sitting on committees they have no business being on because they don't know the first thing about the subject matter. At least half the people on the committee for Science, Space and Technology shouldn't be allowed to operate a Speak and Spell.
 
2013-04-28 01:49:27 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.

Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.

Punctuation marks: they mean things.

Punctuation Nazi? Seriously? (IOW, that all you got? LOL!)

Sorry, my bad. A SEMICOLON Nazi. Did you give Hemingway his blowjobs?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-28 02:56:50 AM
I read the "complete" edition of Anne Frank's diary. There's nothing pornographic about it. Yes, she talks explicitly about very personal things, including the changes in her body and such -- but nothing that her seventh grade daughter couldn't handle. I raised a daughter and wouldn't have had an issue with her reading this version of the book, even when she was in the seventh grade.

The folks in Northville, Michigan do know that we're in the 21st century now... Right?
 
2013-04-28 04:27:14 AM
I read it back in the Dark Ages. I don't recall such passages (and I would have) so I assume we were reading the edited version. Back then, the primary issue was to illustrate the Holocaust. The fixation with 'personall discovery' and 'self-esteem' and all that other crapola that kids get taught today was replaced by emphasis on math, science and writing.

/get off my lawn
 
2013-04-28 12:01:22 PM
At an elementary school where my cousin worked, an "enraged mom" called to tell the secretary that a "man in the school" had touched her son's penis and then spent 45 minutes graphically detailing what a penis -should- be used for.

Oh - - there were no men working in the school; the entire staff were female.
 
2013-04-28 11:11:29 PM

99.998er: The girl is in the 7th grade!!! Why hasn't her mother already taught the girl that her hoo-haw is dirty and disgusting?


The girl brought the diary to mom's attention, so I guess she did learn.
 
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