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2013-04-27 05:06:30 PM  
also forgot to mention, my school never had us read Anne Frank, my family bought it for me to read.
 
2013-04-27 05:07:33 PM  

desertfool: 911Jenny: I read that book in 7th grade. The pornographic nature made such an impact on me that now, as a 30 year old, I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAS IN THERE.


^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^

Granted I am a lot of years removed from reading the book, but I don't remember this at all. Unless my school had us read an edited version.


Likely you both read the edited version.  I did when I was in school, and I didn't find out it was even edited until years later.
 
2013-04-27 05:19:56 PM  

austerity101: You don't like what public school is teaching your kids?  Home-school them.  Public school should be based on what's best for our children and our society, not what makes their parents happy.


THIS
 
2013-04-27 05:30:49 PM  
I don't know which is more stupid, the meme or subtard.
 
2013-04-27 05:31:13 PM  
I heard the Ms. Frank stuck 4 pair of her drum sticks inside her for the camera - anal at that.  Don't recall the source.
 
2013-04-27 05:37:56 PM  
Porn or not, this mother should be thankful Anne Frank fought for her right to vote, not to mention designing our nation's flag...
 
2013-04-27 05:38:47 PM  

desertfool: 911Jenny: I read that book in 7th grade. The pornographic nature made such an impact on me that now, as a 30 year old, I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAS IN THERE.


^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^

Granted I am a lot of years removed from reading the book, but I don't remember this at all. Unless my school had us read an edited version.


There was something describing her breasts in the version that was in my high school. I remember people talking about it my Freshman year.

/ I don't remember those parts though.

// so the reaction is more memorable than the description.
 
2013-04-27 05:49:20 PM  

miniflea: gottagopee: Over the (so far) 12+ years of raising a child, I have had to listen to many, many jackasses explain to me exactly why I should remove some of 'those books' from my vast rambling house-hold wide array of bookshelves.  For the sake of my kid, of course.

/none 2 of them ever agreed on WHICH books
//always enjoy answering, "have you really read ALL THESE?!?" with, "Yes.  And many, many more."

I've gotten that question a few times about my (not as) extensive (as I'd like it to be) bookshelf, and it always confused me a bit.  Why would I have them otherwise?


Zackly.  And I re-read worthy items, too.  Some of them many, many times.
The other great answer is, "No, these are just what I have to finish by Monday."
(big fat hat tip to Umberto Eco)
 
2013-04-27 05:50:38 PM  
What sucks is that the school boards always give in to these useless c-rags.
 
2013-04-27 05:52:58 PM  

GypsyJoker: slayer199: Somehow I doubt it's the later...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 180x288]


"Push  my button, Frank..."
 
2013-04-27 06:03:26 PM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
kth
2013-04-27 06:27:58 PM  

katfairy: kth: When we were in seventh grade, we were passing around a well worn copy of "Clan of the Cave Bear."  You didn't have to look for the sex scenes, the book opened to them naturally.

So it fell open to any random page, then?


pretty much.
 
2013-04-27 06:37:32 PM  
News flash! Teen girls are pots of raging hormones. Same as boys. Teen diaries are often filled with the results of raging hormones. Or Facebook... you know, because that's a diary.
 
2013-04-27 07:09:33 PM  
FTFA:

"Horalek's daughter and two other students approached the teacher about the book and ended up making a switch."

That's HAWT

/Everything's pornographic when you're young.
 
2013-04-27 07:30:52 PM  
If you pause being Outraged(TM) and read the (non-)story: a woman decided that something was not right for her kid after the kid herself brought it to her attention. She then resolved the situation amicably by swapping in another version of the text.
How is this news?!! (or even fark.com?) At no point did the woman try to get the book banned, or threaten to sue, or whatever. So, she described it too strongly, but really isn't "pornography" defined at the most basic as writing or imagery sexual in nature?
God it's so easy to get people riled up these days. And then we wonder why we live in such a hateful world.
 
2013-04-27 07:43:42 PM  
I don't suppose we could find this woman's address and start mailing her copies?
 
2013-04-27 08:10:07 PM  

AcesFull: Godscrack: [img515.imageshack.us image 305x417]


   She's in the attic!!


Is that another euphemism for being gay? My step sister's aunt's brother's step dad's mother in
Utah said that it was.

ZOMG! So Anne Frank was a lesbian?
 
2013-04-27 08:15:42 PM  

rattchett: fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."

Is that it? A description of the body is pornographic?

The lady should stop now. Her ignorance of the meaning of pornography, her disgust of the human body and her idiotic crusade are clear indications that she's a pathetic excuse for a parent and a human being . I pity her kids.


Imagine the hissy fit that would ensue if her snowflake's class watched Romeo and Juliet
(the 1968 v. w/ Olivia Hussey).
 
2013-04-27 08:28:06 PM  

Badgers: A GIS for "Anne Frank Rule 34" brings up this scary wax figure...:

[poieinkaiprattein.org image 448x319]
/Braaaains?


I'm pretty sure that's Mitt Romney in drag.
 
2013-04-27 08:29:30 PM  
The bible has it's racier sections such as Onan's fatal orgasm, or Ezekial (who was certainly on drugs anyhow) telling the masses that God wants them to eat shiat (but not die) which persists into II Kings which definitely seems to have a thing about feces.
 
2013-04-27 08:31:19 PM  
 Cheese eating surrender monkey: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

Still, radium drove her mad and then she killed her parents with an axe.
Radium, not even once.

To say nothing of the fact that she kept killing people after she drowned up at Camp Crystal Lake...


CSB time...

When I was a kid, from about the age of 9 to 13, my folks would ship me off to summer camp
for two weeks every summer. The older counselors in training told us newbies that the camp
had been  used as the camp in the Friday the 13th movies. Even showed us a dilapidated
Crystal Lake sign in the woods.

I'm ashamed to admit that up until about 5 minutes ago, I believed them.

Sigh... another fond childhood myth, busted by Google.

DAMN YOU CITs! I shake my tiny fist at you in rage!
 
2013-04-27 08:38:29 PM  

BizarreMan: megarian: You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.

No, that was Wilson Phillips.


Wilson Phillips? Isn't that that fat singer who died choking on a ham sandwich?
 
2013-04-27 08:50:54 PM  

Badgers: A GIS for "Anne Frank Rule 34" brings up this scary wax figure...:

[poieinkaiprattein.org image 448x319]
/Braaaains?


Methinks the wax done melted a bit...
 
2013-04-27 08:55:07 PM  

chud21: miss diminutive: chud21: miss diminutive: reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through during one of the most significant periods in human history

You may want to do a bit of follow up on the story.

They did find a set of bones on that Pacific island, but nothing conclusive.

No, you're thinking of "ladybird" Johnson.


I can't help but wonder if she, and the whoever gave her that nickname, knew that 'ladybird' was
another name for a mistress or courtesan.
 
2013-04-27 08:59:03 PM  

Stavr0: fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

[theawesomer.com image 300x250]
You are now hearing this in your head with Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

// ClitOOOris!!!


Christ on a cracker that was funny!
 
2013-04-27 09:01:49 PM  

vgss: I have a dream. A dream that one day... whenever someone opens their mouth to say something so incredible... so completely *wrong*... that everyone around them will immediately drop what they're doing and start hurling their fists at them. Silently, without a word or pause.


And baseball bats. Don't forget the baseball bats.
 
2013-04-27 09:26:15 PM  
The book is a fraud: "The New York Supreme Court awarded the well known American writer, Meyer Levin, $50.000 to be paid by the father of Anne Frank as an honorarium for Levin`s work on the Anne Frank Diary."

GIS for Anne Frank Diary Fraud will explain it all.
 
2013-04-27 09:54:26 PM  

digitalrain: Wilson Phillips? Isn't that that fat singer who died choking on a ham sandwich?


No, that was Meat Loaf.
 
2013-04-27 09:57:52 PM  

EVERYBODY PANIC: The book is a fraud: "The New York Supreme Court awarded the well known American writer, Meyer Levin, $50.000 to be paid by the father of Anne Frank as an honorarium for Levin`s work on the Anne Frank Diary."

GIS for Anne Frank Diary Fraud will explain it all.



The Levin lawsuit was over his play based on her diary, not the book itself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meyer_Levin#Anne_Frank_case
 
2013-04-27 10:11:37 PM  

JWideman: That was actually a male pilot, Charles Lindberg.


Dubbed "Lucky Chucky" by Parenting magazine.
 
2013-04-27 11:50:16 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: jso2897: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

Lolwut

Please stop quoting the retard.


Says the guy who cuts up plastic animals for fun......
 
2013-04-27 11:52:39 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.


Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.
 
2013-04-28 12:09:48 AM  

cybrwzrd: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.


No, her desires should not be considered. Just as I wouldn't want the local ditch digger making decisions on how to treat cancer.

I think that allowing stupid people to make decisions for a country just because their tax dollars fund it is a dangerous idea - and is the reason this country has so many problems. Taxpayers for the most part do not know what they want and are far too ignorant of issues to make an educated decision on what is truly best for the country.

Democracy sucks, but so does a dictatorship. It is really hard to find a happy medium where the stupid is filtered out though without giving a select few all of the power. That is why education is so important if you want to have some sort of a democracy. If you let idiots make decisions on how people are educated then you end up with more idiots making bigger decisions - see the modern Republican party and Tea-baggers.


Wow. Just wow. So... you're saying you're a hypocritical totalitarian-minded elitist sociopath? Freud, my friend, would have a field day with you. BTW, where's your plantation?
 
2013-04-28 12:12:40 AM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: But the other people taking those positions often are such obvious assholes - or at least act/sound like obvious douchemeisters - that I have a knee-jerk reaction against anything that dribbles in chunks out of their mouths.

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

If you think about this really really hard, maybe you'll get a glimmer of understanding about why so many here on Fark don't take you seriously in any way.

But probably not


OH! Insults! Ad hominem! OK, you win the debate.

LOL!
 
2013-04-28 12:15:04 AM  

Mugato: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Sexist much?

That's not a real sentence. You must have been home-schooled by conservative parents.


Public schools, all the way. Don't have a clue what my parents were, politically. They never discussed it. Or, rather, they did, but only with other adults, and I wasn't allowed to listen.
 
2013-04-28 12:17:52 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.

Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.


Punctuation marks: they mean things.
 
2013-04-28 12:20:13 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.

Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.

Punctuation marks: they mean things.


Punctuation Nazi? Seriously? (IOW, that all you got? LOL!)
 
2013-04-28 01:04:03 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.

Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.

Punctuation marks: they mean things.

Punctuation Nazi? Seriously? (IOW, that all you got? LOL!)


Sorry, my bad. A SEMICOLON Nazi. Did you give Hemingway his blowjobs?
 
2013-04-28 01:10:17 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: cybrwzrd: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.

No, her desires should not be considered. Just as I wouldn't want the local ditch digger making decisions on how to treat cancer.
I think that allowing stupid people to make decisions for a country just because their tax dollars fund it is a dangerous idea - and is the reason this country has so many problems. Taxpayers for the most part do not know what they want and are far too ignorant of issues to make an educated decision on what is truly best for the country.

Democracy sucks, but so does a dictatorship. It is really hard to find a happy medium where the stupid is filtered out though without giving a select few all of the power. That is why education is so important if you want to have some sort of a democracy. If you let idiots make decisions on how people are educated then you end up with more idiots making bigger decisions - see the modern Republican party and Tea-baggers.

Wow. Just wow. So... you're saying you're a hypocritical totalitarian-minded elitist sociopath? Freud, my friend, would have a field day with you. BTW, where's your plantation?


Where did you get all that from? Democracy clearly fails when the populace is uninformed. Not mention that most of the pants-on-head retarded decisions coming out of congress are from people sitting on committees they have no business being on because they don't know the first thing about the subject matter. At least half the people on the committee for Science, Space and Technology shouldn't be allowed to operate a Speak and Spell.
 
2013-04-28 01:49:27 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship;  pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.

Ermmmmmm..... censorship is a function of force; it can only be done by government, or someone forcing you, or threatening you to not view something. What you are talking about is denial.

Words: they mean things.

Punctuation marks: they mean things.

Punctuation Nazi? Seriously? (IOW, that all you got? LOL!)

Sorry, my bad. A SEMICOLON Nazi. Did you give Hemingway his blowjobs?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-28 02:56:50 AM  
I read the "complete" edition of Anne Frank's diary. There's nothing pornographic about it. Yes, she talks explicitly about very personal things, including the changes in her body and such -- but nothing that her seventh grade daughter couldn't handle. I raised a daughter and wouldn't have had an issue with her reading this version of the book, even when she was in the seventh grade.

The folks in Northville, Michigan do know that we're in the 21st century now... Right?
 
2013-04-28 04:27:14 AM  
I read it back in the Dark Ages. I don't recall such passages (and I would have) so I assume we were reading the edited version. Back then, the primary issue was to illustrate the Holocaust. The fixation with 'personall discovery' and 'self-esteem' and all that other crapola that kids get taught today was replaced by emphasis on math, science and writing.

/get off my lawn
 
2013-04-28 12:01:22 PM  
At an elementary school where my cousin worked, an "enraged mom" called to tell the secretary that a "man in the school" had touched her son's penis and then spent 45 minutes graphically detailing what a penis -should- be used for.

Oh - - there were no men working in the school; the entire staff were female.
 
2013-04-28 11:11:29 PM  

99.998er: The girl is in the 7th grade!!! Why hasn't her mother already taught the girl that her hoo-haw is dirty and disgusting?


The girl brought the diary to mom's attention, so I guess she did learn.
 
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