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2013-04-27 12:33:47 PM  

JWideman: offmymeds: Intoxoman: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

No the lake thing was Harriet Tubman. Mary Lincoln parachuted out of a plane with $200,000 over Washington back in the 70's, landed in that D.B. Sweeney guys field.

Wait, I thought Harriet Tubman was the WAC who shot down 50 Jap kamikazes during WWII.

That was actually a male pilot, Charles Lindberg.


No no no...Lindberg was the guy who invented that really smelly cheese.
 
2013-04-27 12:34:03 PM  

lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste


As a historian I have rather firmly disagree. If your pursuing Anne Frank's diary as a historical document then *any* editing or censorship to it is a travesty. I've not read it, but simply having those passages in their show that even in the face of overwhelming danger that the normal preoccupations of adolescent self discovery applied, and allows you to compare it against historical norms of the time.

I'm firmly of the opinion that we need to be teaching students how to do history right in High School, that the discipline isn't memorizing facts and dates (you can look those up), but being able to reference information, draw out conclusions and detect biases in information. Then the students should be able to extrapolate, and employ the information to form, their own, conclusions and be able to defend those conclusions by citation and reasoning.

Any violation of the document degrades the ability of the students to do so, and there for is wrong.
 
2013-04-27 12:34:15 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.


Lolwut
 
2013-04-27 12:34:35 PM  

BizarreMan: megarian: You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.

No, that was Wilson Phillips.



  No,that was The Pointer Sisters...Sally Ride was Lee Iococca's muse for the Mustang.
 
2013-04-27 12:35:43 PM  

jso2897: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

Lolwut


Sounds like someone is incredibly desperate to make this thread political, just so he can hate. Hilarious.
 
2013-04-27 12:36:00 PM  

farkeruk: What else did people think a deaf/blind girl was going to be doing? Stamp collecting?


Well shiat, I see I'm late to that joke.
 
2013-04-27 12:37:22 PM  

jso2897: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

Lolwut


Please stop quoting the retard.
 
2013-04-27 12:38:18 PM  

fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."


*swoons*
 
2013-04-27 12:38:48 PM  
I bet mom would have no problem with her precious snowflake watching daytime soaps.
 
2013-04-27 12:39:54 PM  
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?  So she could moan with the other!
 
2013-04-27 12:40:07 PM  

Mock26: I bet mom would have no problem with her precious snowflake watching daytime soaps.


Well, yeah, she's certainly not going to give up the remote while her stories are on.
 
2013-04-27 12:40:34 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.


Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."
 
2013-04-27 12:41:13 PM  

SheltemDragon: lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste

As a historian I have rather firmly disagree. If your pursuing Anne Frank's diary as a historical document then *any* editing or censorship to it is a travesty. I've not read it, but simply having those passages in their show that even in the face of overwhelming danger that the normal preoccupations of adolescent self discovery applied, and allows you to compare it against historical norms of the time.

I'm firmly of the opinion that we need to be teaching students how to do history right in High School, that the discipline isn't memorizing facts and dates (you can look those up), but being able to reference information, draw out conclusions and detect biases in information. Then the students should be able to extrapolate, and employ the information to form, their own, conclusions and be able to defend those conclusions by citation and reasoning.

Any violation of the document degrades the ability of the students to do so, and there for is wrong.


Yes, those passages go along way t showing how isolated she was and how she had to discover so much on her own. It might seem kind of odd out of context, but in the course of reading about an entire life being lived out in an attic with your immediate family, it all fits in to paint a picture that get diluted by its removal.
 
2013-04-27 12:41:34 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste?  We don't need no stinkin' good taste!


Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship; pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.
 
2013-04-27 12:43:05 PM  
That deaf, dumb, and blind girl sure writes a mean porn rag.
 
2013-04-27 12:45:03 PM  

johnnieconnie: When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.


I had a very similar experience. My mom is a Jehovah's Witness and handed me a "My Book of Bible Stories" when I was 4 or 5. It was chock full of provocative and violent pictures. That book made me the Horror fan I am today.
 
2013-04-27 12:45:08 PM  
Check your common sense at the door, please.
 
2013-04-27 12:47:02 PM  

lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste


When you sniff, can you only smell your own feces, or is your head so far up that you are effectively breathing your own gastric acid?
 
2013-04-27 12:50:43 PM  
Yup, if your children never hear about genitals, they will never find their own and everyone will be safe. Then one magic day you will inform them about their genitals, preferrably the morning of their wedding and they can finally enjoy them in the safety of marriage.
 
2013-04-27 12:51:44 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.



No, her desires should not be considered. Just as I wouldn't want the local ditch digger making decisions on how to treat cancer.

I think that allowing stupid people to make decisions for a country just because their tax dollars fund it is a dangerous idea - and is the reason this country has so many problems. Taxpayers for the most part do not know what they want and are far too ignorant of issues to make an educated decision on what is truly best for the country.

Democracy sucks, but so does a dictatorship. It is really hard to find a happy medium where the stupid is filtered out though without giving a select few all of the power. That is why education is so important if you want to have some sort of a democracy. If you let idiots make decisions on how people are educated then you end up with more idiots making bigger decisions - see the modern Republican party and Tea-baggers.
 
2013-04-27 12:57:21 PM  
You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-27 12:58:32 PM  

buckler: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.

Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."


The Diary of a Mad, Black Anne Frank was always my favorite.
 
2013-04-27 01:01:41 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: A book written by somebody in her daughter's age group could be honestly considered inappropriate for said age group? Really?


Depending on the content.  At least that would be a *plausible* complaint.
 
2013-04-27 01:01:41 PM  
Maybe the mother should hide her daughter away in the attic so she doesn't fall into the hands of evil liberals and get sent to a concentration camp to be murdered? Oh wait, no. The liberals would just hand her a spliff and teach her about the joys of lube.
 
2013-04-27 01:03:07 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com

Well, there goes MY faith in humanity. :-(
 
2013-04-27 01:04:35 PM  
Wait until the kid grows up to kill everyone at her prom with telekinesis.
 
2013-04-27 01:05:58 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank


Rule 34!
 
2013-04-27 01:13:20 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: scottydoesntknow: Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank

Rule 34!


I'm not even gonna look to confirm or deny that one. I'd bet money on 'confirm,' however.
 
2013-04-27 01:15:49 PM  
Should just buy her a drum set or something instead.
 
2013-04-27 01:17:27 PM  
Yeah, snuff porn.
 
2013-04-27 01:18:27 PM  
How about that Ruby Hat of Omar Kayayayayam?   It's a smutty book.   People lying out in the woods eating sandwiches, and drinking directly out of jugs with innocent young girls.
 
2013-04-27 01:19:51 PM  

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]


Really?  Wow, how was he able to write and sing all those versions of "Candle in the Wind"?
 
2013-04-27 01:23:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: buckler: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.

Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."

The Diary of a Mad, Black Anne Frank was always my favorite.


I am a fan of The Diary of a Wimpy Anne Frank
 
2013-04-27 01:23:32 PM  

rnatalie: How about that Ruby Hat of Omar Kayayayayam?   It's a smutty book.   People lying out in the woods eating sandwiches, and drinking directly out of jugs with innocent young girls.


You mean the one with "A loaf of wine, a jug of bread and sow"? SMUT!!! FILTHY MOOSLIM SMUT!!!11!!
 
2013-04-27 01:23:49 PM  
I have the weirdest boner while reading this thread.
 
2013-04-27 01:24:35 PM  

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]


s22.postimg.org

/timmeh
 
2013-04-27 01:25:27 PM  
This is just so sad. Unable to see, speak, or hear, a little girl keeps a daily diary that becomes a best-seller after she dies in a plane crash, only to have some idiot 70 years later call it pornography.
 
2013-04-27 01:33:07 PM  
Jesus Christ, people.  Stop this planet, I want to get off.
 
2013-04-27 01:33:54 PM  
Man fark is behind.  My family in Monroe, Michigan was talking about this Thursday night on facebook
 
2013-04-27 01:35:33 PM  
csb:
I've read a lot of books, but the only one that lead to parental complaints (left at my far-less-reading friend's house and found to the eternal horror of his mother) was One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovichby Alexander Solzhenitsyn, an important book detailing life in the gulag (one more important for today would be Darkness at Noon, a book on how torture was used by the Soviet prison/execution system).  Apparently the language of the gulag (roughly similar to my boy scout camp) was too rough for my friend's tender years (who also was in said boy scout troop).

On the other hand, said friend introduced me to Piers Anthony.  Once he had kids I had to tell him just how sick that guy is and that he really should think twice before telling his kids about him.
 
2013-04-27 01:42:03 PM  
Never have understood the outrage over "The Dairy of Anne Frank."

Buncha fresh cheese and milk. What's the deal?
 
2013-04-27 01:42:08 PM  
A GIS for "Anne Frank Rule 34" brings up this scary wax figure...:

poieinkaiprattein.org
/Braaaains?
 
2013-04-27 01:42:36 PM  

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]


Lance Ito?

law2.umkc.edu
 
2013-04-27 01:44:07 PM  
dailyderbi.com
I don't always watch porn
But when I do, it involves Nazis hunting 14yo girls.
 
2013-04-27 01:45:40 PM  
Ain't no crazy like Michigan crazy.
 
2013-04-27 01:46:52 PM  
Clitoris.

/Clitoris.
 
2013-04-27 01:48:55 PM  

buckler: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.

Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."


A very short book.
 
2013-04-27 01:49:40 PM  

miss diminutive: reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history


You may want to do a bit of follow up on the story.
 
2013-04-27 01:50:53 PM  
Wow, don't Google the mom's name. It sure doesn't give you her number and address at ALL...
 
2013-04-27 01:59:27 PM  
Incoming message for Michigan mom:

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