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2013-04-27 08:18:32 AM
I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.
 
2013-04-27 08:22:31 AM
Acknowledging sex exists doesn't make something pornography.
 
2013-04-27 08:25:21 AM

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.


See, if she actually were using her mouth as a cock holster, she probably wouldn't be so uptight that she thought the Diary of Anne Frank was pornographic.

/400 years later, Puritan repression is still going strong.
 
2013-04-27 08:29:36 AM
I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.

And

The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...
 
2013-04-27 08:57:09 AM

sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.

And

The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...


A blind pilot? I'm impressed.
 
2013-04-27 09:00:22 AM
FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.
 
2013-04-27 09:00:58 AM
How pornographic could this be really?  If she's just observing her vagina, that's not really pornographic...now if she's describing taking a candlestick and farking herself with it...mom may have a point.  Somehow I doubt it's the later...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.
 
2013-04-27 09:08:22 AM
Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of her genitalia.
 
2013-04-27 09:21:47 AM

slayer199: ...otherwise we'd have 50 Shades of Frank.


I'm on it.
 
2013-04-27 09:24:13 AM
If the Diary of Anne Frank is porn, then this woman better not let her daughter anywhere near the Old Testament.
 
2013-04-27 09:47:21 AM

miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.


I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.
 
2013-04-27 10:00:20 AM
Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank
 
2013-04-27 10:01:51 AM

Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.


Don't forget the stoning!
 
2013-04-27 10:02:43 AM

scottydoesntknow: Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank


And it's scat fetish follow-up, The Diarrhea of Anal Frank
 
2013-04-27 10:04:46 AM
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2013-04-27 10:14:57 AM

miss diminutive: Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

Don't forget the stoning!


When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.

I guess my Mom thought it would be to my benefit to learn some religion, but years later she realized it might have been a little inappropriate. Plus, I grew up a non-believer, as well.

The lady from TFA would probably die of shock if she thinks Anne Frank is "pornographic." I'm pretty sure my Mother got me a copy when I was about 9 or 10, since clearly I could stand the "horror."
 
2013-04-27 10:20:24 AM
Whatever gets you off, mom.
 
2013-04-27 10:23:04 AM
"The problem is the school is giving the seventh graders inappropriate material and not explaining it to the parents," Horalek told the Patch

I get it now.  She just wants the principal to teach her about her genitals.
 
2013-04-27 10:26:32 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of kick to her genitalia.


FTFY
 
2013-04-27 11:00:46 AM
Michigan is no stranger to this kind of case. Consider 1972's  Todd v. Rochester Community Schools, in which Bruce Livingston Todd sued the school district because he believed Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse-Five" promoted an establishment of religion. The appeals court judges said merely  mentioning religion does not promote an establishment thereof.

"Vonnegut's literary dwellings on war, religion, death, Christ, God, government, politics, and any other subject should be as welcome in the public schools of this state as those of Machiavelli, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Melville, Lenin, Joseph McCarthy, or Walt Disney. The students of Michigan are free to make of Slaughterhouse-Five what they will."

I suspect this particular case will end similarly.
 
2013-04-27 11:08:34 AM

Mugato: shut your cock holster


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-27 11:42:03 AM
Mom here sounds like a classless coont, who just discovered the word pornographic.
 
2013-04-27 11:42:18 AM

PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.


It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.
 
2013-04-27 11:42:41 AM

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   She's in the attic!!
 
2013-04-27 11:42:54 AM
While absurd, I do find it odd that they have to get a permission slip for a movie with a cuss word.  There may be a point about consistency, though neither should require a permission slip.

/we had to watch that movie where the guy pretends to be uncircumcised
//OUCH
 
2013-04-27 11:43:09 AM
Maybe we could make an exception on the domestic drone strikes just this once.
 
2013-04-27 11:44:40 AM
I will admit I did mastubate to that book back in 7th grade but I always had a thing for blind and deaf girls.
 
2013-04-27 11:45:03 AM

johnnieconnie: miss diminutive: Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

Don't forget the stoning!

When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.

I guess my Mom thought it would be to my benefit to learn some religion, but years later she realized it might have been a little inappropriate. Plus, I grew up a non-believer, as well.

The lady from TFA would probably die of shock if she thinks Anne Frank is "pornographic." I'm pretty sure my Mother got me a copy when I was about 9 or 10, since clearly I could stand the "horror."


Do some GIS and see if you can find a year, publisher, or an ISBN number.  It's got to be floating around somewhere.
 
2013-04-27 11:45:33 AM

miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a MockingbirdThe Bible).


FTFY
 
2013-04-27 11:48:41 AM
Michigan mom is clinically retarded.
 
2013-04-27 11:48:56 AM
"There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."
 
2013-04-27 11:49:21 AM

shadowmaster: I will admit I did mastubate to that book back in 7th grade but I always had a thing for blind and deaf girls.



    So I call this 900-sex line and get this blind girl with an amazingly sexy voice....I ask.."What are you wearing?"  She says.."I don't know."
 
2013-04-27 11:49:39 AM

scottydoesntknow: Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank


"Despite everything, I believe men are really good at hard."

/SS stands for Super Satisfying
/Don't stop, don't stop, Gestapo
 
2013-04-27 11:50:02 AM

icam: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a MockingbirdThe Bible).

FTFY


Yes, but you see the Holy Bible is good wholesome Christian reading while The Diary of Anne Frank was written by a Jew. A JEW!!!
 
2013-04-27 11:50:12 AM
Wasn't Michigan the same place some harpy biatched about Married With Children as well?

What the fark Michigan?
 
2013-04-27 11:51:18 AM

johnnieconnie: miss diminutive: Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

Don't forget the stoning!

When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.

I guess my Mom thought it would be to my benefit to learn some religion, but years later she realized it might have been a little inappropriate. Plus, I grew up a non-believer, as well.

The lady from TFA would probably die of shock if she thinks Anne Frank is "pornographic." I'm pretty sure my Mother got me a copy when I was about 9 or 10, since clearly I could stand the "horror."


I think I may have had that same children's bible.

/also grew up a non-believer
//not sure mom ever believed in the first place...
 
2013-04-27 11:51:23 AM

Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.


I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?
 
2013-04-27 11:51:27 AM
I wonder if this woman knows who else liked to censor books?
 
2013-04-27 11:53:01 AM
It's not news, it's Blogspot.com!
 
2013-04-27 11:54:22 AM
Did you know the apartment building they lived in on Bosom Buddies was named after her!
 
2013-04-27 11:54:23 AM

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.


Sexist much?

The problem I have with many people is their presentation. For example, I actually agree with some of the positions of the "left" (pot legalization, for example). But the other people taking those positions often are such obvious assholes - or at least act/sound like obvious douchemeisters - that I have a knee-jerk reaction against anything that dribbles in chunks out of their mouths.

By the way: Have you personally ever read the unedited version of Anne Frank's diary?

Didn't think so.
 
2013-04-27 11:55:01 AM

fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."


Don't stop there

/my zipper is stuck
//on the down position
 
2013-04-27 11:55:04 AM
Come on now, who hasn't spanked it to pictures of the Holocaust?
 
2013-04-27 11:55:16 AM

eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot.  And that Betsy Ross discovered radium.  Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

No, you are thinking about Geraldine Ferraro, the woman on Miami Vice.
 
2013-04-27 11:55:57 AM
I'm just going to assume this mother will also blame the school when her daughter turns up pregnant at 16 after some guy tells her "Seriously. I read in a science book that you can't get knocked up if we're listening to Maroon 5, so, no condom."
 
2013-04-27 11:56:22 AM
Dear stupid shrill whore:
If you kept your complaint to "inappropriate to her daughters age group," I might consider your complaint.  But calling it "pornographic" just makes you just look like a shrill stupid whore.
 
2013-04-27 11:56:26 AM
The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.
 
2013-04-27 11:57:11 AM
Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.
 
2013-04-27 11:57:30 AM

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.


Done in one.  We can shut down this thread.
 
2013-04-27 11:57:34 AM
So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous.  That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story.  I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals.  There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you.  That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste
 
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