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(Daily Mail)   Mike Tyson says his ex-girlfriend cooked and ate one of his pigeons. It's too bad he let such a perfect match like that get away   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2013-04-27 04:11:50 AM  
I thought he had a pet tiger?
 
2013-04-27 04:36:53 AM  
She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick biatch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?
 
2013-04-27 04:39:46 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I thought he had a pet tiger?


I dunno about that, but he does keep pigeons.
 
2013-04-27 10:30:55 AM  

doglover: BarkingUnicorn: I thought he had a pet tiger?

I dunno about that, but he does keep pigeons.

www.mytinyphone.com

 
2013-04-27 10:42:20 AM  
Tastes like chicken.....
 
2013-04-27 10:43:16 AM  
Mike Tyson news is earritating...
 
2013-04-27 10:44:48 AM  
That sure bites, huh Mike.
 
2013-04-27 10:45:13 AM  
Having read of Mike Tyson finding joy in teasing and punching a pet tiger I call shenanigans on his new found anger towards pigeon dinners.
 
2013-04-27 10:46:40 AM  
She's still alive after eating a rat with wings?

Tough girl.
 
2013-04-27 10:49:17 AM  
FTA: The Hangover star, who infamously bit Evander Holyfield ear in a 1997 fight, has previously said he adored birds since he nine.

Did Mike write the article too?
 
2013-04-27 10:50:42 AM  
www.ownzee.com

/had to do it
 
2013-04-27 10:50:52 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I thought he had a pet tiger?


He had two, iirc.

His love for pigeons is well known, just not on Fark. If the pigeons supported Obama, you'd all know.
 
2013-04-27 10:53:32 AM  
Eatin'...prrd, prrd...pigeon.
 
2013-04-27 10:54:20 AM  
Pigeon?  Pigeon?  They told me it was chicken.

content.costco.com
 
2013-04-27 10:55:44 AM  
 Better than eating tofuuuuuuuuuuurrrp.
 
2013-04-27 10:58:25 AM  
SQUAB!!!
 
2013-04-27 11:05:10 AM  
I'd give quite a bit to hang with Tyson for a day. As out there as he is, the dude always seems to be having a good time.

//Anyone who can rationalize his girlfriend cooking his pet is just too interesting to ignore...
 
2013-04-27 11:11:16 AM  
I wonder if we'll ever know what led to this squabble.
 
2013-04-27 11:11:26 AM  
What a women who not only knows how to cook but can clean a pigeon properly  to do so , I WANT HER NUMBER!!!
 
2013-04-27 11:12:38 AM  
The ex-girlfriend is now reportedly dating this man:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-27 11:12:46 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I thought he had a pet tiger?


Are pigeons and tigers mutually exclusive or something?
 
2013-04-27 11:16:07 AM  
"static.tumblr.com

"...and THAT"S why you always leave a note."
 
2013-04-27 11:17:33 AM  
Santeria, perhaps?
 
2013-04-27 11:25:12 AM  
Squab is damned tasty.  Medium rare, pan roasted with kale, foie gras and veal demi.  Maybe with a cornbread stuffing.  Awesome.
 
2013-04-27 11:29:33 AM  
CSB:

We're newlyweds and wife is working at Chicago's Cook County Hospital.  We get a gift certificate at Le Perroquet, which at the time was the only Michelin Guide 4* restaurant in Chicago.  She orders "le pigeon" and it's an excellent dish.

The next day at work, at lunch her coworkers want to know what she ordered -- and she tells them.  The response from one coworker: "Honestly girl, you white folks will eat anything."

/CSB
 
2013-04-27 11:33:16 AM  

italie: I'd give quite a bit to hang with Tyson for a day. As out there as he is, the dude always seems to be having a good time.

//Anyone who can rationalize his girlfriend cooking his pet is just too interesting to ignore...


At the risk of sounding racist, this reminds me of Koko's kitten.  A Terrifyingly strong, dangerous, and simple beast (in this case due to brain damage) tenderly caring for its adopted pet/child.
 
2013-04-27 11:40:04 AM  

GungFu: If the pigeons supported Obama, you'd all know.


Unlikely, pigeons tend towards the right wing.
 
2013-04-27 11:45:10 AM  
Don't tell me it was Speckled Jim!!1!
 
2013-04-27 11:58:20 AM  
One of those lover's squabbles
 
2013-04-27 12:01:35 PM  
She cooked it? Wuss. Ozzy ate his raw.
 
2013-04-27 12:01:46 PM  
Came in to ask if they had been squabbling, but see that has been covered. Three times, so why not a fourth?
 
2013-04-27 12:16:34 PM  
I cannot, for the life of me, find a pic of those "If You Can't Beat 'em, Eat 'em" shirts someone is always selling at baseball games. (Why Mike Tyson shirts at baseball?)

The internet has failed me, it truly does not have everything.
 
2013-04-27 12:43:28 PM  

The One True TheDavid: She cooked it? Wuss. Ozzy ate his raw.


Didn't he bite the head off a bat, not a pigeon?
 
2013-04-27 01:00:10 PM  

joepainter: The One True TheDavid: She cooked it? Wuss. Ozzy ate his raw.

Didn't he bite the head off a bat, not a pigeon?


He started with a dove and then moved on to the harder stuff.
 
2013-04-27 01:04:37 PM  
Don't know if Mike is personally involved in this, but he is a fan of 'roller pigeons', which display this grand flock failure to be able to fly properly.

To a Raptor this is a huge sigh of 'eat me, I am genetically weak'.  So Roller Pigeon fans, hawks eat their well break genetically flawed babies.

/They love to kill hawks, which is just wrong and just happens to break federal law.  Otherwise short of his freakish snap temper and creepy tattoo, he is cool.
 
2013-04-27 01:15:45 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-27 01:56:55 PM  
Was it Tuesday?
 
2013-04-27 02:58:41 PM  
trialx.org
 
2013-04-27 03:01:51 PM  

Enemabag Jones: roller pigeons


Roller pigeons. (Wikipedia)

Hilarious! (Youtube)
 
2013-04-27 03:06:53 PM  

KrispyKritter: Having read of Mike Tyson finding joy in teasing and punching a pet tiger I call shenanigans on his new found anger towards pigeon dinners.


Study it out my friend. Mike tyson is the patron saint of all pigeons.

got in his very first fight cause a bully killed one of the pigeons he used to feed.

I really wish people would give the guy a break at this point.
was he a violent gang banger in his youth? Yep.
rapist yep. Ear biter yep.
the man has since lost everything. Including a 3 year old daughter in a treadmill accident of all things.
spends most of his time doing charity and volunteer work.
even at womens shelters.

whatever he did do he clearly regrets. The fates have punished him. And now at the end of it all he lives his life trying to make amends for it.

forgivness is a great thing. And most people should forgive mike because lets face it. He never did shiat to you
 
2013-04-27 03:52:57 PM  

Dragonflew: BarkingUnicorn: I thought he had a pet tiger?

Are pigeons and tigers mutually exclusive or something?


I knew I should have included a pic from "The Hangover."
 
2013-04-27 04:21:54 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Dragonflew: BarkingUnicorn: I thought he had a pet tiger?

Are pigeons and tigers mutually exclusive or something?

I knew I should have included a pic from "The Hangover."


Sorry, I watched that when I was drunk.
 
2013-04-27 04:24:16 PM  

Krikkitbot: SQUAB!!!


Hah, that was funny scene
 
2013-04-28 04:44:49 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Piggy-on.
 
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