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(MSN)   58% of Columbia University's senior class say oral sex is less important than cheese. "Those who would eschew cheese for oral sex cited dietary restrictions, rather than a preference for oral sex"   (now.msn.com) divider line 101
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2013-04-26 07:56:45 PM
I whole-heartedly support these results.

To brie, or not to brie, that is the question...
 
2013-04-26 08:01:48 PM

PapaChester: To brie, or not to brie, that is the question...


Cry, "havoc" and let slip the asiagos of war!
 
2013-04-26 08:07:23 PM
I'm flattered, but that's not going to get you any mouth-action, pal.
 
2013-04-26 08:23:01 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-26 09:46:12 PM
So virgins like cheese?
 
2013-04-26 10:06:11 PM
Maybe they're thinking over the long haul - let's face it, who wants to go down on old person parts? Cheese is good at any age. Of course, these kids are wrong, but I'm just trying to give them the benefit of the doubt
 
2013-04-26 10:28:59 PM
Kids may be smarter than we give them credit for.

Or maybe not.
 
2013-04-26 11:55:40 PM
 
2013-04-27 12:02:46 AM

The English Major: PapaChester: To brie, or not to brie, that is the question...

Cry, "havoc" and let slip the asiagos of war!


Next time you eat Brie, notice that it smells exactly like cum.

/you're welcome.
 
2013-04-27 12:03:12 AM
are we talking about giving, receiving, or both?
 
2013-04-27 12:24:17 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-04-27 12:25:08 AM
They didn't clarify whether the oral sex was good. I would rather have cheese over mediocre oral sex anyday.
 
2013-04-27 12:33:17 AM
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with oral sex in France?
 
2013-04-27 12:45:12 AM

Peepeye: They didn't clarify whether the oral sex was good. I would rather have cheese over mediocre oral sex anyday.


You make a good point. I'd take a good fondu over a disappointing hummer.
 
2013-04-27 01:08:12 AM
There are good substitutes for oral sex.  There are not good substitutes for cheese.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Substitute_good
 
2013-04-27 01:13:03 AM
Exactly. I'd even take a good cheese on a stick over teeth on a c**t. ;)
 
2013-04-27 02:29:41 AM
VENEZUELAN BEAVER CHEESE


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-27 02:46:17 AM
IDK if this is flattering to cheese makers or derogatory to Columbia students.
 
2013-04-27 03:21:04 AM
From what I understand, drunk broads forget that teeth aren't a welcome addition to the party. After a few bad experiences, maybe surely delicious cheese is a better bet?
 
2013-04-27 04:35:59 AM
Those who sacrifice oral sex for cheese deserve neither.
 
2013-04-27 05:20:24 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Those who sacrifice oral sex for cheese deserve neither.


Im of the opinion that nothing goes with a BJ better than a nice fresh slice of chedder
 
2013-04-27 05:26:59 AM
are we talking all kinds of cheese, like cheese on pizza and macaroni and cheese and nacho cheese and all of it?  i'm pretty sure i would give up my left leg before i would give up all cheese.  i would certainly give up oral sex, but i don't ever get oral sex so that isn't much of a loss.
 
2013-04-27 05:35:24 AM
Will there be spanking?

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-27 05:36:40 AM
So 58% of Columbia grads are looking forward to gov't cheese?

Given the choice, it's oral sex every time.
 
2013-04-27 05:37:44 AM
Thank god, we're finally evolving.

tee-hee
 
2013-04-27 05:39:19 AM
So, I should go there and rub my cawk with cheese?  See if I get any nibbles?
 
2013-04-27 05:41:53 AM
I've had some amazing cheese and some pretty mediocre oral sex, but only one of the two acts has ever given me an orgasm, so I think the choice is obvious.
 
2013-04-27 05:48:00 AM

serial_crusher: are we talking about giving, receiving, or both?


That's what i wondered
 
2013-04-27 05:50:03 AM
What's truly sad is that 58% is still lower than the US overweight rate for adults.
 
2013-04-27 05:53:39 AM
If your partner doesn't wash for a bit you can have cheese with your oral sex. Win-win, I think.
 
2013-04-27 05:57:07 AM

miss diminutive: I've had some amazing cheese and some pretty mediocre oral sex, but only one of the two acts has ever given me an orgasm, so I think the choice is obvious.


You are a wise woman.
 
2013-04-27 05:59:36 AM
Whatever's easiest to spread.
 
2013-04-27 06:01:34 AM
i.imgur.com

/hanker for a hunk
 
2013-04-27 06:01:44 AM
I enjoy nibbling a bit of Brie myself...
imagebox.cz.osobnosti.cz
 
2013-04-27 06:03:49 AM

LonMead: I enjoy nibbling a bit of Brie myself...
[imagebox.cz.osobnosti.cz image 850x637]


Wait what were we talking about?
 
2013-04-27 06:05:31 AM
Venezualan Beaver Cheese, indeed...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-27 06:07:29 AM
That sounds ridiculous. I could live without cheese, though I'm glad I don't have to.

Chocolate on the other hand....
 
2013-04-27 06:17:51 AM
I've heard of similar surveys.  Would you rather give up your favorite food or sex for a year?  Women side with food more often than men.  I dunno if that's cause the sex is that bad or the food is that good, though.  Or maybe it has to do with our sky high obesity rate.

For me, I can give up beef, for example, and be just fine with chicken, fish, pork, etc.  But what do you replace sex with?  A real doll?  Some lotion? Teamocil?
 
2013-04-27 06:32:06 AM

Baryogenesis: I've heard of similar surveys.  Would you rather give up your favorite food or sex for a year?  Women side with food more often than men.  I dunno if that's cause the sex is that bad or the food is that good, though.  Or maybe it has to do with our sky high obesity rate.

For me, I can give up beef, for example, and be just fine with chicken, fish, pork, etc.  But what do you replace sex with?  A real doll?  Some lotion? Teamocil?


It may be a mistake to assume everyone is getting sex in the first place.

It is a lot easier to go to the supermarket and get all the cheese you want, in any variety you want, anytime you want.
 
2013-04-27 06:35:06 AM
What about fromunda cheese? Best of both worlds?
 
2013-04-27 06:35:32 AM
This survey was fundamentally flawed.  Everyone knows that a baked potato is a more apt food comparison to oral sex.  Also, those LitHummers weren't getting any hummers, anyhow.
 
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2013-04-27 06:36:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEsMjd9a8rY (nsfw language)

getting cheese can be better than oral....
 
2013-04-27 06:37:25 AM
Is this giving or receiving oral? ...what kind of cheese? This is important.

Wait, am I paying for it? I'm not going to spend $8 on brie every day and, besides, that would be fattening. I think I could write off $8 for a "special exercise regimen", though.
 
2013-04-27 06:38:32 AM

miss diminutive: I've had some amazing cheese and some pretty mediocre oral sex, but only one of the two acts has ever given me an orgasm, so I think the choice is obvious.


Was it the cheese?
 
2013-04-27 06:45:02 AM
Assuming they either have a secret cheese recipe that somehow makes you blow a load when you eat it or these kids have never received good oral.
 
2013-04-27 06:49:46 AM
Did they correct for the Chinese hating cheese?
 
2013-04-27 07:05:12 AM
That explains...everything.

/SEAS '98
 
2013-04-27 07:05:28 AM

The Rev. Numbers: miss diminutive: I've had some amazing cheese and some pretty mediocre oral sex, but only one of the two acts has ever given me an orgasm, so I think the choice is obvious.

Was it the cheese?


Both like oxygen, not important till you can't get any.
 
2013-04-27 07:25:25 AM
Amerifats
 
2013-04-27 07:25:28 AM
I've been married for 20 years, so I've basically already given up my oral sex for cheese.
 
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