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(io9)   Do different kinds of alcohol get you different kinds of drunk? Here comes the *hic* science   (io9.com) divider line 12
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2013-04-26 11:14:18 PM  
4 votes:
When I drink tequila I turn into a wild party girl and rub my tits in the face of everyone I meet.  Which is a problem since I'm a guy.
2013-04-26 11:07:19 PM  
2 votes:
A shark on whiskey is mighty risky;
A shark on beer is a beer engineer.
2013-04-26 09:05:05 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Yeah, when someone says that tequila does one thing and the same volume of vodka does another, it's probably because they remember specific times that they had certain drinks and behaved differently based on other circumstances. Booze is booze.


Tequila makes me throw up in the back yard of my college apartment then pass out while still outside. It also makes me continue puking and eventually causes my eye to be cemented shut due to...you know what? I'm just going to stop now. Suffice it to say I abstained from tequila for almost 20 years.

Mods, if that's TMI feel free to delete.
2013-04-27 12:19:45 AM  
1 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2013-04-26 10:52:24 PM  
1 votes:
Coffee makes you poop.
2013-04-26 10:52:09 PM  
1 votes:
Fortified wine is the shiat if you want to go completely off the rails.  "Great White" aka Shark Piss, a fortified white wine out of Nova Scotia, will twist your cap back.  An elixir of strange powers, it enables those who imbibe to speak in tongues, smell various colors and shrug off harm as though an angel rests on their shoulder.  It's red wine equivalent in my neck of the woods is "Kellys" - which carries a similar effect with the the major difference being that it induces pyromania.
2013-04-26 10:50:18 PM  
1 votes:

UNC_Samurai: I disagree, because of a drunk phone call I got from some hotel in Spain a few years ago.

My best friend was part of a school trip in 2004 or so (their college had one of those strange J-terms, and the trip was technically for a couple hours' credit), and they had been doing shots of absinthe.  Some freshman who was a real right-wing douchebag had been running his mouth at the bar, and decided it would be a real good idea to say "Fransicco Franco had the right idea."  My friend, who was too drunk to reasonably walk upright, had to grab the little shiat and fireman's carry his ass out of the bar a step ahead of the rapidly-forming angry mob.  Thankfully it was only about 8PM here, but I get this call from what can only be described as the drunk in a traditional Irish novel.  It took me ten minutes to ascertain the words "absinthe", and "Generalissimo Franco"; naturally that just raised more questions.

Bottom line is, liquor may be liquor, but the green fairy is nothing to fark with.


This.

/killed a 5th last Saturday night and ended up in the dungeon of a castle.

//completely true.
2013-04-26 10:46:42 PM  
1 votes:

cj1319: I don't know if it was a different kind of drunk, but the few times I got drunk off of tequila, I usually make much worse decisions than when I drank anything else.


Did you ever wake up in the fountain of your apt complex with just one boot and a pair of tighty whites on and nothing else? Agave is evil.
2013-04-26 10:23:09 PM  
1 votes:
gin makes them sad. Why is that?

Because it tastes like drinking Pine-Sol.
2013-04-26 10:01:02 PM  
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: So, I should stop drinking sterno?


Not if you want to survive an attack by an alien virus
2013-04-26 09:05:20 PM  
1 votes:
I disagree, because of a drunk phone call I got from some hotel in Spain a few years ago.

My best friend was part of a school trip in 2004 or so (their college had one of those strange J-terms, and the trip was technically for a couple hours' credit), and they had been doing shots of absinthe.  Some freshman who was a real right-wing douchebag had been running his mouth at the bar, and decided it would be a real good idea to say "Fransicco Franco had the right idea."  My friend, who was too drunk to reasonably walk upright, had to grab the little shiat and fireman's carry his ass out of the bar a step ahead of the rapidly-forming angry mob.  Thankfully it was only about 8PM here, but I get this call from what can only be described as the drunk in a traditional Irish novel.  It took me ten minutes to ascertain the words "absinthe", and "Generalissimo Franco"; naturally that just raised more questions.

Bottom line is, liquor may be liquor, but the green fairy is nothing to fark with.
2013-04-26 08:05:53 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: The idea that gin makes you unhappy

WAT?
 
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