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(io9)   Do different kinds of alcohol get you different kinds of drunk? Here comes the *hic* science   (io9.com) divider line 16
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2013-04-26 11:55:58 PM
2 votes:
Wanna get drunk? Here you go.

i745.photobucket.com
2013-04-26 10:43:45 PM
2 votes:
I don't know if it was a different kind of drunk, but the few times I got drunk off of tequila, I usually make much worse decisions than when I drank anything else.
2013-04-26 10:40:05 PM
2 votes:
No question.  Tequila, I'm 8' ft tall and invisible and take all my clothing off.  Whiskey, I'm cool over here, don't hurt me I'm just chillin'.  Vodka: ' Show me your tits you biatch.'
2013-04-26 07:44:03 PM
2 votes:
That was a lot of words where 'no' would have sufficed.
2013-04-27 12:53:57 AM
1 votes:

Kenny B: Wanna get drunk? Here you go.

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And you won't let women contaminate your bodily fluids.  If you mix it with rainwater.
2013-04-27 12:24:48 AM
1 votes:
not even once people, trust me on this
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2013-04-26 11:37:46 PM
1 votes:
Whiskey's too rough,
Champagne costs too much,
And vodka puts my mouth in gear.
This little refrain will help me explain,
As a matter of fact, I like beer.
(He likes BEER!)

Tom T. Hall
2013-04-26 11:25:00 PM
1 votes:
I know a few people who are forbidden by their peers to drink whisky.

They get punchy. Real punchy.
2013-04-26 11:09:51 PM
1 votes:
I dunno, there's something about wine that makes some people never shut the fark up.
2013-04-26 11:07:11 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: NewportBarGuy: So, I should stop drinking sterno?

Not if you want to survive an attack by an alien virus


Hyperventilating is probably better for your liver.
2013-04-26 10:53:46 PM
1 votes:
I'm not saying it's the tokillya that makes you do stupid things but it's not called tokillya for nothing

The smoothest, most mellow drunk I've ever had is apple pie moonshine.  31 proof aged 7 days and served in a quart jar.  You're ok until you try to stand upfalldown
2013-04-26 10:46:42 PM
1 votes:

cj1319: I don't know if it was a different kind of drunk, but the few times I got drunk off of tequila, I usually make much worse decisions than when I drank anything else.


Did you ever wake up in the fountain of your apt complex with just one boot and a pair of tighty whites on and nothing else? Agave is evil.
2013-04-26 10:23:09 PM
1 votes:
gin makes them sad. Why is that?

Because it tastes like drinking Pine-Sol.
2013-04-26 10:01:02 PM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: So, I should stop drinking sterno?


Not if you want to survive an attack by an alien virus
2013-04-26 09:32:10 PM
1 votes:
I don't even need to click the link. And since it's io9 I'll probably be smarter for it.

My own extensive testing has gone beyond what any lab could conduct barring a 20 year study. The conclusion is: most definitely yes

You are ingesting much more than just alcohol and I think all of these other variables plays into how your body reacts to the beverage.
2013-04-26 08:11:10 PM
1 votes:
No just different kinds of sick.
 
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