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(Guardian)   Police officers: If a man has poured gasoline over himself and is threatening to set himself on fire then maybe Tazing him is not a good idea   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 85
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2013-04-26 07:50:18 PM
Says you.
 
2013-04-26 07:50:39 PM
Clearly the cop wasn't the brightest candle on the cake.
 
2013-04-26 07:51:54 PM
This is shocking!
 
2013-04-26 07:52:07 PM
One would think that to be obvious. Unfortunately, it's the police we're talking about.

Then again, when you set yourself up for self-immolation, you should probably not do things that might cause someone to bring the match unless you're serious. So hey, maybe is really was suicide by cop.
 
2013-04-26 07:52:16 PM
Policemen cannot help. They can only not kill.
 
2013-04-26 07:52:19 PM
He was just helping the guy achieve the end result he wanted.
 
2013-04-26 07:52:40 PM
There goes the ever-popular defense, "you wouldn't zap a guy covered in kerosene, wouldja?"
 
2013-04-26 07:52:55 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Hot, like burning man
 
2013-04-26 07:54:16 PM
Jack Fry is going to have some illuminating nightmares
 
2013-04-26 07:55:55 PM
wtf.  That's a criminal degree of stupidity.
 
2013-04-26 07:58:13 PM
If you ever hear some idiot pipe up about why the cops didn't taze X, this is the reason why they don't carry them in some jurisdictions. Or they put a gun up to the cops.

Some jurisdictions still use flammable bases in their MACE/Pepper Sprays (either because it's cheaper, or they have a thousand or so setting in inventory), and the Tasers can ignite them.

Yeah. That was concentrated stupid. The manufacturers of them themselves even say NOT to use it where there is a potential for igniting flammable materials.
 
2013-04-26 07:58:18 PM
What? Stop it! Asking that police actually stop and think before acting is clearly beyone the pale. You can't hire a bunch of dimwits and all of a sudden start raising the bar on them.

That's like playing keep-the-biscuit-away-from-the-three-legged-dog. It's clearly not fair, nothing good will come of it, and it's likely to get you bitten.

Let's just blame this on the dickbag dousing himself in petrol and move along.
 
2013-04-26 07:58:23 PM
Illuminating.
 
2013-04-26 07:59:24 PM
That cop should be charged with accidental manslaughter due to negligence. No question.

To protect and serve my ass.
 
2013-04-26 07:59:42 PM
*beyond*
 
2013-04-26 08:00:47 PM
who put gasoline in his gasoline can?
 
2013-04-26 08:01:31 PM
Reminds me of this little shiat
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-26 08:01:46 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Let's just blame this on the dickbag dousing himself in petrol and move along.


Well, if you want to play devil's advocate, he DID get what he wanted out of the situation.

/trollface.

Feral_and_Preposterous: You can't hire a bunch of dimwits and all of a sudden start raising the bar on them.


You do realize that this was in that bastion of civility and intelligence that is the UK Police Service, right? The one where all the folks from Across the pond point and laugh at American cops for doing stuff from? Or did you RTFA?

That schadenfreude, yo.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-26 08:02:25 PM
I'm torn between wanting the entire police force to be incinerated and saying the fried man got what he wanted.
 
2013-04-26 08:02:31 PM
Basic science, how the fark does it work? Don't ask a cop.
 
2013-04-26 08:06:36 PM

ZAZ: I'm torn between wanting the entire police force to be incinerated and saying the fried man got what he wanted.




Not fried, flame-broiled.
 
2013-04-26 08:08:16 PM
I'm a little concerned here, I laughed pretty hard at this.  Does this mean I'm going to hell?
 
2013-04-26 08:08:23 PM
Why was he tazed? If he's just flammable, but not threatening anyone then why taze? I see the problem as a function of the police being paramilitary. They get orders and must obey them immediately, so when they give one to you and you don't obey their displaced anger jumps to using force.

I'm not saying all or most, just some unquantifiable number see civilians as subordinates.
 
2013-04-26 08:10:55 PM
Pimlott brulee sounds expensive
 
2013-04-26 08:13:07 PM
Not as bad as the guy who covered himself in kerosene and was gonna light himself up. The cops showed up and talked him down for an hour or two. He finally decides to live and is alright for awhile. At some point before changing he decides to go out on the porch for a smoke and everyone's forgotten the kerosene's on him....
 
2013-04-26 08:14:23 PM

MBrady: who put gasoline in his gasoline can?


*snerk*

Well done.  That was a fantastic bit.
 
2013-04-26 08:15:44 PM
i100.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-26 08:17:47 PM
Never was that comic more appropriate. I think I'll wear that shirt tomorrow in honor of this pair.
 
2013-04-26 08:20:44 PM
Neighbour Jack Fry

*snert*
 
2013-04-26 08:21:50 PM

StoPPeRmobile: ZAZ: I'm torn between wanting the entire police force to be incinerated and saying the fried man got what he wanted.

Not fried, flame-broiled.


www.findthatlogo.com
 
2013-04-26 08:22:22 PM
Where is that "Dimwit" tag when you need it!
 
2013-04-26 08:22:53 PM
PapaChester:

To protect and serve my ass.

I like this sentence better with no commas.
 
2013-04-26 08:25:02 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: StoPPeRmobile: ZAZ: I'm torn between wanting the entire police force to be incinerated and saying the fried man got what he wanted.
Not fried, flame-broiled.
[www.findthatlogo.com image 391x292]

I had that same thought as well.  I also hummed the tune while thinking that.  And I had a quick laugh.
 
2013-04-26 08:28:41 PM
TFA doesn't give enough info to really judge the police. If he was going to light himself on fire or attack the pd their options are pretty limited at thst point. Nobody is going to wrestle you if you're covered in gasoline. But hey its totally the police's fault this guy poured gas all over himself and was a crazy sob
 
2013-04-26 08:30:21 PM
Men: pouring gasoline over yourself and threatening to set yourself on fire is not a good idea
 
2013-04-26 08:32:33 PM
let this incident be a shining beacon that can illuminate the potential difference between enlightenment and ignorance, and that all we know can be gone in a flash...
 
2013-04-26 08:37:49 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net
Light him up.
 
2013-04-26 08:41:25 PM
Asses to ashes
 
2013-04-26 08:43:45 PM

eyeq360: HindiDiscoMonster: StoPPeRmobile: ZAZ: I'm torn between wanting the entire police force to be incinerated and saying the fried man got what he wanted.
Not fried, flame-broiled.
[www.findthatlogo.com image 391x292]
I had that same thought as well.  I also hummed the tune while thinking that.  And I had a quick laugh.


maybe we'll be seated next to each other and we can trade jokes.
 
2013-04-26 08:52:46 PM
Be careful what you wish for
 
2013-04-26 08:57:43 PM

Reverend J: Clearly the cop wasn't the brightest candle on the cake.


That was the victims job.
 
2013-04-26 08:57:43 PM

vgss: Policemen cannot help. They can only not kill.


If this case is any indication, even that's asking too much...
 
2013-04-26 08:58:30 PM
See?  If those cops had guns, this guy would have died quickly and peacefully.
 
2013-04-26 08:58:45 PM
Light a fire for a man, he's warm for the night.
Light a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
 
2013-04-26 09:00:07 PM
Well, he got his wish.
 
2013-04-26 09:04:33 PM
Someone needs to shop the OWS cop pepper spraying that monk that lit himself on fire...
 
2013-04-26 09:08:05 PM
The commercial said it isn't so much the burning, but the itching:

harlingenchamber.com
 
2013-04-26 09:23:30 PM
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
 
2013-04-26 09:25:06 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: eyeq360: HindiDiscoMonster: StoPPeRmobile: ZAZ: I'm torn between wanting the entire police force to be incinerated and saying the fried man got what he wanted.
Not fried, flame-broiled.
[www.findthatlogo.com image 391x292]
I had that same thought as well.  I also hummed the tune while thinking that.  And I had a quick laugh.

maybe we'll be seated next to each other and we can trade jokes.


Do you want the aisle seat or the window seat?
 
2013-04-26 09:25:22 PM
Protect and Server (medium well).
 
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