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(KGW Portland)   Protip: When speaking to students on career day keep the penis talk to a minimum   (kgw.com) divider line 65
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2013-04-26 07:44:10 PM
Protip

Just the tip?
 
2013-04-26 08:02:47 PM
So Urologists are not welcome at career day, then?
 
2013-04-26 08:05:20 PM
But did he have to be so dickish about it?
 
2013-04-26 08:09:31 PM

hardinparamedic: So Urologists are not welcome at career day, then?


There was a Urologist there, but oddly enough, he just wanted to talk about donuts.

/sounds like this story is about some "ZOMG THINK OF TEH CHILDREN!!111" jerkoffs wanting to protect TEH CHILDRUN from language TEH CHILDRUN use all the time.
 
2013-04-26 08:31:28 PM
Sure it was an overreaction, but did he have to use the Long John and French Crueller like that?
 
2013-04-26 08:49:26 PM
You might want to screen out the people who bake adult novelty pastries from career day at the middle school. The stripper might cause issues too.
 
2013-04-26 09:08:29 PM

EvilEgg: You might want to screen out the people who bake adult novelty pastries from career day at the middle school.


sharetv.org
 
2013-04-26 09:13:18 PM
FTFA: "What he said was, 'in order to get an 'effing' job here at Voodoo Donuts, you have to be able to make certain kinds of donuts,' and he was real explicit," Shelley Burtless said. "Well, you wouldn't talk that way in front of adults if you were going to present your company, or what you do for your company either, so why would you do it in front of kids?"

Because this type of talk -- whether or not your consider it to be appropriate -- gets kids' attention?

FTFA: "We do have a lot of fun and irreverent names for our doughnuts at Voodoo. This employee was asked a specific question about this particular doughnut and he answered truthfully, but not considering that it may be inappropriate for the audience."

But the question was asked by someone in that audience. The guy answered the question truthfully. How is it inappropriate?
 
2013-04-26 11:15:17 PM
White people problems.
 
2013-04-26 11:16:42 PM
i hear the same effing shiat form my boss every day
 
2013-04-26 11:17:13 PM
people who are afraid of words

scare me
 
2013-04-26 11:19:35 PM
Dumbass tag should be for the middle school.  This is Voodoo Doughnuts, a Portland area landmark known for their unusual donut flavors (like maple bacon, grape ape, and others) and their dong-shaped donut, appropriately named the Cock and Balls.  Their motto is "The magic is in the hole" and their trademark pink boxes are emblazoned with another motto, "Good things come in pink boxes."

vancouverbites.files.wordpress.com

Irreverent penis and vagina jokes are their stock in trade, and the middle school is SURPRISED???  What the fark???
 
2013-04-26 11:19:47 PM
He should have said "bleeping" because everyone who heard it would automatically mentally substitute "farking" for it just like you just did with the word "farking" a second ago. The only difference would be that forcing people to think a word rather than actually hear it is socially acceptable.
 
2013-04-26 11:22:20 PM
Also, Cock and Balls.

voodoodoughnut.com
 
2013-04-26 11:23:37 PM

untaken_name: He should have said "bleeping" because everyone who heard it would automatically mentally substitute "farking" for it just like you just did with the word "farking" a second ago. The only difference would be that forcing people to think a word rather than actually hear it is socially acceptable.


I didn't realize CK Lewis was here on fark.
 
2013-04-26 11:27:08 PM

hardinparamedic: So Urologists are not welcome at career day, then?


What of the proctologists?
 
2013-04-26 11:28:14 PM
"What he said was, 'in order to get an 'effing' job here at Voodoo Donuts, you have to be able to make certain kinds of donuts,' and he was real explicit,"

If someone is talking about making "certain" kinds of anything, I'd rather they not be vague in their description.
 
2013-04-26 11:28:51 PM
For some people, peni stalks are already at a minimum
 
2013-04-26 11:29:06 PM
JohnAnnArbor: hardinparamedic: So Urologists are not welcome at career day, then?

What of the proctologists?


They're unremarkable.
 
2013-04-26 11:29:27 PM
What a bunch of tools who can't take a joke.  Must be hard to be them.
 
2013-04-26 11:30:20 PM
Protip: When speaking to students on career day keep the penis talk to a minimum

Why? Look at all the free publicity they got.
 
2013-04-26 11:32:45 PM
because the word "cock" and the word "balls" are too naughty, even for Portland kids.  They don't play "ball" they play "sphere" and they don't have "cocks"  they have "Male Poultry".
cocknballs cocknballs cocknballs!!!!

I'll have a bacon maple bar, though.
 
2013-04-26 11:35:08 PM
Why would a school invite someone to talk to middle schoolers about a career in donut-making?
 
2013-04-26 11:35:11 PM
I wonder if those who are involved with animal husbandry avoid career days.
 
2013-04-26 11:37:23 PM
"What he said was, 'in order to get an 'effing' job here at Voodoo Donuts, you have to be able to make certain kinds of donuts,' and he was real explicit," Shelley Burtless

Was she there?
 
2013-04-26 11:37:34 PM
Just wanted to say this...

BBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ! !!

OKay, back to wondering if the entire country has lost its mind....

/with stories like this, I think it has...
 
2013-04-26 11:38:45 PM
One of the things I work on is called a "pecker head". It still makes me giggle.

/it is part of an electric motor.
 
2013-04-26 11:41:22 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Why would a school invite someone to talk to middle schoolers about a career in donut-making?


BarkingUnicorn: Why would a school invite someone to talk to middle schoolers about a career in donut-making?


Advice for teens [nsfw]

"Pedal the ass God gave you."
 
2013-04-26 11:44:36 PM
Kids aspiring to work at a donut shop?

Dream big dreams, kids.
 
2013-04-26 11:46:27 PM
I thought Portland was supposed to be some hippie progressive paradise where they embraced shiat like this? What the heck?
 
2013-04-26 11:46:50 PM
And this is why my high school will never invite me back. I'll be thrown out three sentences in. Hell I'd make it a point.

/"Wear condoms, take birth control, don't have kids until you're in your mid-twenties and established, find a job you like, read everything with an open mind."
//drops mic
 
2013-04-26 11:49:05 PM

Ringshadow: And this is why my high school will never invite me back. I'll be thrown out three sentences in. Hell I'd make it a point.

/"Wear condoms, take birth control, don't have kids until you're in your mid-twenties and established, find a job you like, read everything with an open mind."
//drops mic


"You in the third row with the big titties hanging out, you 18? Cool, Facebook me after class, I'll invite you to be apartment, show you my aquarium."
 
2013-04-26 11:49:11 PM

Bloody Templar: Dumbass tag should be for the middle school.  This is Voodoo Doughnuts, a Portland area landmark known for their unusual donut flavors (like maple bacon, grape ape, and others) and their dong-shaped donut, appropriately named the Cock and Balls.  Their motto is "The magic is in the hole" and their trademark pink boxes are emblazoned with another motto, "Good things come in pink boxes."

[vancouverbites.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]

Irreverent penis and vagina jokes are their stock in trade, and the middle school is SURPRISED???  What the fark???


While not defending the school for being ignorant of Voodoo Doughnut (there's one in Eugene too), the school is in Molalla, not Portland.
 
2013-04-26 11:51:20 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'll invite you to be apartment


Never let her be apartment on the first date.
 
2013-04-26 11:52:36 PM

gingerjet: untaken_name: He should have said "bleeping" because everyone who heard it would automatically mentally substitute "farking" for it just like you just did with the word "farking" a second ago. The only difference would be that forcing people to think a word rather than actually hear it is socially acceptable.

I didn't realize CK Lewis was here on fark.


Calvin Klein Lewis? Not familiar with his work.

/not sure if you meant Louis C.K. or C.S. Lewis.
 
2013-04-26 11:56:18 PM
Outrageous. The school should have some harmless, wholesome speakers like creationists and contraception deniers.
 
2013-04-26 11:58:10 PM

untaken_name: gingerjet: untaken_name: He should have said "bleeping" because everyone who heard it would automatically mentally substitute "farking" for it just like you just did with the word "farking" a second ago. The only difference would be that forcing people to think a word rather than actually hear it is socially acceptable.

I didn't realize CK Lewis was here on fark.

Calvin Klein Lewis? Not familiar with his work.

/not sure if you meant Louis C.K. or C.S. Lewis.


That is what happens when you are working on 3 hours of sleep in the last 24 hours.

/going to bed
 
2013-04-26 11:58:45 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-26 11:59:05 PM
I always do, but people are always surprised at just how high the minimum is.
 
2013-04-26 11:59:31 PM
Keep Portland Weird.
 
2013-04-27 12:04:05 AM
If it weren't for this guy, no high school students would have ever been exposed to swear words or penises.
 
2013-04-27 12:05:04 AM

gingerjet: That is what happens when you are working on 3 hours of sleep in the last 24 hours.


How did you know I am working on 3 hours of sleep in the last 24 hours? ARE YOU WATCHING ME?!?!
 
2013-04-27 12:10:31 AM
Ich bin ein jelly donut!

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-27 12:10:35 AM
Protip #2: When speaking to students on career day keep the penis to a minimum
 
2013-04-27 12:11:25 AM

gingerjet: untaken_name: gingerjet: untaken_name: He should have said "bleeping" because everyone who heard it would automatically mentally substitute "farking" for it just like you just did with the word "farking" a second ago. The only difference would be that forcing people to think a word rather than actually hear it is socially acceptable.

I didn't realize CK Lewis was here on fark.

Calvin Klein Lewis? Not familiar with his work.

/not sure if you meant Louis C.K. or C.S. Lewis.

That is what happens when you are working on 3 hours of sleep in the last 24 hours.

/going to bed


Wait! You have to tell us what you meant, was it Louis CK or CS Lewis??

Or Calvin Kline Lewis?
 
2013-04-27 12:15:21 AM
Why don't you put a warm chocolate old-fashioned around your cawk and try not to think a bout sex.
 
2013-04-27 12:28:24 AM
No, really, you've been too kind....

i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-27 12:28:43 AM
So what is the acceptable level of penis talk in a high school?
 
2013-04-27 12:34:16 AM
I condone graphic language to middle school students.

Is...is that wrong?
 
2013-04-27 12:38:30 AM
When these middle-schoolers are old enough to drive themselves around to find food, this doughnut shop will have a whole new batch of

customers.
 
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