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(Fark)   Friday afternoon? Semi-drunk? Can't find your pants? Well that just means it's time for the Fark News Quiz. Also, your pants are behind your desk where you threw them   (fark.com) divider line 36
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2013-04-26 05:09:36 PM  
As always, thanks to the team that stepped up to put this together. The quiz this week was written by phlegmmo, Sim Tree, Sinto, ivan, and meow said the dog. Fantastic work this week; I'm always grateful for your time.
 
2013-04-26 05:10:23 PM  
Winner's of last week's quiz:

farsidehobbes 992
Dverning 918
N-deutetrei 908
w0sas1 897
KarmicDisaster 894
Whistling Kitty Chaser 888
Nunpoo 879
Xanadone 876
Leftwinger 859
FrancoFile 849

Interesting that not a single score was over 1000, but I'm chalking that up to all the attention last week being focused on the developing story in Boston. Scores will be higher this week.
 
2013-04-26 05:10:50 PM  
 
2013-04-26 05:15:34 PM  
Thanks for the quiz everyone.
 
2013-04-26 05:19:43 PM  

Unfreakable: As always, thanks to the team that stepped up to put this together. The quiz this week was written by phlegmmo, Sim Tree, Sinto, ivan, and meow said the dog. Fantastic work this week; I'm always grateful for your time.


Thank you, quizzinators.  820 this week. In the rankings for now.....
 
2013-04-26 05:20:18 PM  
838, I think this is my personal best.
 
2013-04-26 05:21:18 PM  
top 10 for the next 3 minutes! yay!
 
2013-04-26 05:22:58 PM  
4th for lurking
 
2013-04-26 05:23:32 PM  
8 out of 11.  I don't know why I ever think I can compete with the army of interwebby aspies.
 
2013-04-26 05:25:58 PM  
I fark'n suck at this....I got the sex question, the jail question and the phone question right!?  wonder if my other personality is telling me something?

3 out of 11 correct, total points = 257
 
2013-04-26 05:29:16 PM  
715 never forget.
 
2013-04-26 05:29:30 PM  
7/11, Went 4 right, 4 wrong, 3 right.

Then, in the easy quiz, 6/10.  5 right, 4 wrong, 1 right.

I'm streaky today.
 
2013-04-26 05:29:58 PM  
Oh, and thanks for the pants thing.  Had been looking all day.  Had to go give that presentation without 'em.
 
2013-04-26 05:34:05 PM  
Holy crap. This is the best I've ever done on this, and, for the first time, I had to completely guess at every question.

8 out of 11 correct, total points = 758


Total time elapsed:1 minute (62 seconds)
 
2013-04-26 05:36:20 PM  
First two wrong, next 9 correct. Guessed at 73% of them. 769.
 
2013-04-26 05:41:01 PM  
3 out of 11.  I must have had a productive week, cause apparently I wasn't on Fark.
 
2013-04-26 05:41:04 PM  
2nd highest score currently.  That's what I get for being unemployed and spending 5 hours a day on Fark.
 
2013-04-26 05:43:26 PM  
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 740

Total time elapsed:1 minute (104 seconds)
 
2013-04-26 05:44:53 PM  
#3 on the easy quiz!
 
2013-04-26 05:49:40 PM  
I lost my pants one night after coming home drunk.. Woke up.. looked all around downstairs for them.

Long story short... went upstairs, took them off, slept downstairs because I snore like a kraken when drinking and the preggo wife needs her sleep time.

/average story bro
 
2013-04-26 05:52:42 PM  
Thanks for the pants reminder, I'll need that note tomorrow.
 
2013-04-26 05:53:45 PM  
996, maybe I should spend more time at work working.
 
2013-04-26 06:03:40 PM  
I just washed my pants.
 
2013-04-26 06:05:32 PM  
Semi?
 
2013-04-26 06:06:49 PM  
You lie, my pants are not behind the desk.  Now, where are they?  Huh?  You monster you hid my pants!  I'll just have to go ask my boss, back in a sec...
 
2013-04-26 06:08:41 PM  
"   Also, your pants are behind your desk where you threw them "

HOW DID YOU KNOW!!?

Farkers, this is a good time to remind you to put some electrical tape over your webcam.
 
2013-04-26 06:13:06 PM  
I'm only two out of three... I still have my pants.  Can I still has quiz?
 
2013-04-26 06:15:15 PM  
Holy Crap!  It IS Friday afternoon, and I AM semi-drunk.  I needed my wallet, which was in my pants, and I couldn't find my pants.  Then I read this headline and looked behind my desk...and my pants weren't there.  They were under my desk, which is close,...now I can't remember why I needed my pants.
 
2013-04-26 06:25:28 PM  
Subby, you have no right to know where my pants were. Stop hacking My security cameras.
 
2013-04-26 06:26:27 PM  
Well, that could of gone better

/can't say I'm drunk, my only excuse and regret simultaneously
 
2013-04-26 06:38:46 PM  
7 out of 10 correct, total points = 647 

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than I was expecting or merited.

I might just have me another cocktail!
 
2013-04-26 06:38:50 PM  
One wonders, after taking that quiz, just how do they test rectal thermometers?
 
2013-04-26 07:41:55 PM  

varmitydog: One wonders, after taking that quiz, just how do they test rectal thermometers?


It's a rather difficult, complicated procedure, involving many departments and competing standards.

Indeed, one could say that it's a real *puts on sunglasses* pain in the ass.
 
2013-04-26 08:10:05 PM  
I know where my pants are...I think.
 
2013-04-27 02:58:44 AM  
I thought the answer was always C
 
2013-04-28 01:03:58 AM  
801, 9 out of 11
/headline closer than the pants behind my head
 
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