MurphyMurphy: Krymson Tyde: I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.Indeed. Licking my own asshole might be a cure-all, but you won't catch me rolling around on the floor trying to reach.
Krymson Tyde: I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.
FunkOut: Between this and eating things off the floor, my 5 year old is well nigh invincible.
bring to a festering boil: "I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.
KarmicDisaster: Only if they are your own.
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