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(UPI)   It's snot news: Professor claims eating boogers may be healthy   (upi.com) divider line 30
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2013-04-26 09:25:30 PM  
5 votes:
i.perezhilton.com
2013-04-26 09:18:22 PM  
4 votes:
There are two kinds of people: those that sneak a nose-snack when they think there is nobody looking, and those that deny doing so.
2013-04-26 04:46:52 PM  
4 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-04-26 09:39:51 PM  
3 votes:
In a world where boogers are food, the large nosed man is King.
2013-04-26 09:18:01 PM  
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

There was no pick.
2013-04-26 09:47:52 PM  
2 votes:

MurphyMurphy: Krymson Tyde: I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.

Indeed. Licking my own asshole might be a cure-all, but you won't catch me rolling around on the floor trying to reach.


That's not good for your back. Just use a finger like god intended. For maximum health benefits you gotta go nose, butt, mouth; pick, dip, slurp--pick, dip, slurp. Nose, ass to mouth; nose, ass to mouth.
2013-04-26 09:32:55 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

/hot link.
//if you don't get this reference get the heck off my lawn.
2013-04-26 09:20:03 PM  
2 votes:
I knew a guy in college who would pick his nose and feed his boogers to his girlfriend (and vice versa). It's hard to find a relationship that meaningful.
2013-04-26 09:18:05 PM  
2 votes:
cdn2.maxim.com

Approves


/This isn't new, I remember people talking about that in the 90's.
2013-04-26 09:13:46 PM  
2 votes:

Krymson Tyde: I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.


Indeed. Licking my own asshole might be a cure-all, but you won't catch me rolling around on the floor trying to reach.
2013-04-27 12:23:45 AM  
1 votes:
valdefierro.com

media.tumblr.com
2013-04-26 10:50:34 PM  
1 votes:
I feed mine to the dog.
2013-04-26 10:20:16 PM  
1 votes:
I've seen footage of wild gorillas doing it, so maybe there's something to it.

/of course, they also sometimes eat their own feces...
2013-04-26 10:13:16 PM  
1 votes:
www.geocities.ws
Really, I'm the Weeners this?

You guys are slipping...
2013-04-26 10:09:27 PM  
1 votes:
CSB time,During this 2 week period where us seniors were done with HS classes, but had to wait until graduation, my friends and I imbibed on a lot of booze and pot and coke and 2 forms of hallucinogens. One morning I woke up in a buddy's basement with people passed out all over the place, and I could barely breathe. I realized I had a bloody nose, but it all congealed n my nose. I crept into the bathroom and was horrified that there was no tissue. This resulted in me picking out this major blood blog that tickled somewhere in my innards in close proximity to my stomach. I reeled out this monster that was as thick as my booger hook and twice as long. This 9 incher splatted in my palm like a wet rag.I wish camera phones were available back then. Because I farking won, muther fuggers. I won.
2013-04-26 09:59:17 PM  
1 votes:
"By consuming those pathogens caught within the mucus, could that be a way to teach your immune system about what it's surrounded with?"

I have an insanely healthy grandson.
2013-04-26 09:37:35 PM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: Between this and eating things off the floor, my 5 year old is well nigh invincible.


static.comicvine.com
2013-04-26 09:36:47 PM  
1 votes:
img.scoop.co.nz

It's called polling the electorate.
2013-04-26 09:36:45 PM  
1 votes:
At least eaters dispose of them.

I was at a stoplight with a goddamn pick 'n flicker who didn't have the farking courtesy to aim away from my car. It made a sickening slpart when it hit my passenger window.

At least he had the decency to look embarrassed and remorseful when he saw my horrified expression.
2013-04-26 09:32:34 PM  
1 votes:
Between this and eating things off the floor, my 5 year old is well nigh invincible.
2013-04-26 09:29:27 PM  
1 votes:
eating boogers = flu shot
2013-04-26 09:28:04 PM  
1 votes:

bring to a festering boil: "I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.


Soon enough they'll discover pleasures that involve wiggling their fingers around in their other warm moist holes.
2013-04-26 09:20:29 PM  
1 votes:
The downside is when we do get sick, we get really sick.

They. I meant to say they.
2013-04-26 08:46:38 PM  
1 votes:
It's not healthy for me when I see you mining for a boulder at a red light in the car next to me.
2013-04-26 08:20:27 PM  
1 votes:
So how much would you farkers have to e paid to be in the eat boogers half of the study?
2013-04-26 07:22:56 PM  
1 votes:
Spaulding?
2013-04-26 05:51:39 PM  
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: Only if they are your own.


It's like my grandpa always told me: You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But do NOT pick your friend's nose.
2013-04-26 05:39:13 PM  
1 votes:
"I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.
2013-04-26 05:07:33 PM  
1 votes:
I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.
2013-04-26 05:04:46 PM  
1 votes:
Only if they are your own.
 
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