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(UPI)   It's snot news: Professor claims eating boogers may be healthy   (upi.com) divider line 91
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2013-04-26 04:46:52 PM
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2013-04-26 05:04:46 PM
Only if they are your own.
 
2013-04-26 05:07:33 PM
I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.
 
2013-04-26 05:39:13 PM
"I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.
 
2013-04-26 05:51:39 PM

KarmicDisaster: Only if they are your own.


It's like my grandpa always told me: You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But do NOT pick your friend's nose.
 
2013-04-26 07:16:07 PM
Part of this good breakfast
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2013-04-26 07:22:56 PM
Spaulding?
 
2013-04-26 08:20:27 PM
So how much would you farkers have to e paid to be in the eat boogers half of the study?
 
2013-04-26 08:46:38 PM
It's not healthy for me when I see you mining for a boulder at a red light in the car next to me.
 
2013-04-26 09:04:28 PM
If anyone wants some really good ones, I'm selling mine.
 
2013-04-26 09:11:58 PM
"All you would need is a group of volunteers. You would put some sort of molecule in all their noses, and for half of the group they would go about their normal business and for the other half of the group, they would pick their nose and eat it," he said. "Then you could look for immune responses against that molecule and if they're higher in the booger-eaters, then that would validate the idea."

WHY HAS NOBODY THOUGHT OF THIS METHOD IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!?
 
2013-04-26 09:13:46 PM

Krymson Tyde: I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.


Indeed. Licking my own asshole might be a cure-all, but you won't catch me rolling around on the floor trying to reach.
 
2013-04-26 09:15:23 PM
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2013-04-26 09:15:24 PM
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2013-04-26 09:15:37 PM
To be fair, there's not a lot else to do in Saskatchewan.

/You think there's not a lot goin' on
/but look closer baby you're so wrong
 
2013-04-26 09:15:38 PM
No.

/No.
 
2013-04-26 09:18:01 PM
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There was no pick.
 
2013-04-26 09:18:05 PM
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Approves


/This isn't new, I remember people talking about that in the 90's.
 
2013-04-26 09:18:22 PM
There are two kinds of people: those that sneak a nose-snack when they think there is nobody looking, and those that deny doing so.
 
2013-04-26 09:19:42 PM

bring to a festering boil: "I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.


Seriously. This is even worse than the embarrassment that mothers typically bring on their sons. I'm impressed.
 
2013-04-26 09:20:03 PM
I knew a guy in college who would pick his nose and feed his boogers to his girlfriend (and vice versa). It's hard to find a relationship that meaningful.
 
2013-04-26 09:20:29 PM
The downside is when we do get sick, we get really sick.

They. I meant to say they.
 
2013-04-26 09:21:11 PM
OK, let me get this straight...

Eating boogs is good for you.
Eating dirt can be healthy.
Fecal transplants are curing diseases.

Going down on some one will cover you in pustules and/or give you the super cancer and kill you.

Damn microbes. Damn you to microscopic hell.
 
2013-04-26 09:22:18 PM

bring to a festering boil: "I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.


Not only that. These girls are going to be under a tremendous amount of pressure, sexually, now that they have a reputation for swallowing pretty much anything.
 
2013-04-26 09:24:12 PM
Approves...

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2013-04-26 09:25:30 PM
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2013-04-26 09:25:42 PM
What about the health benefits of great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts?
 
2013-04-26 09:26:44 PM
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2013-04-26 09:26:59 PM
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2013-04-26 09:28:04 PM

bring to a festering boil: "I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.


Soon enough they'll discover pleasures that involve wiggling their fingers around in their other warm moist holes.
 
2013-04-26 09:28:58 PM

SamWaters: [i.perezhilton.com image 450x585]


Jesus.  I'm quite literally trying to blink that image off my eyeballs.
 
2013-04-26 09:29:27 PM
eating boogers = flu shot
 
2013-04-26 09:31:58 PM

echomike23: [www.fitnessmash.com image 357x310]


I swear that what I thought these were...space boogers!

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2013-04-26 09:32:34 PM
Between this and eating things off the floor, my 5 year old is well nigh invincible.
 
2013-04-26 09:32:55 PM
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/hot link.
//if you don't get this reference get the heck off my lawn.
 
2013-04-26 09:36:45 PM
At least eaters dispose of them.

I was at a stoplight with a goddamn pick 'n flicker who didn't have the farking courtesy to aim away from my car. It made a sickening slpart when it hit my passenger window.

At least he had the decency to look embarrassed and remorseful when he saw my horrified expression.
 
2013-04-26 09:36:47 PM
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It's called polling the electorate.
 
2013-04-26 09:37:35 PM

FunkOut: Between this and eating things off the floor, my 5 year old is well nigh invincible.


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2013-04-26 09:37:42 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: It's not healthy for me when I see you mining for a boulder at a red light in the car next to me.


Next on the list of things to be banned?
 
2013-04-26 09:39:14 PM

MurphyMurphy: Krymson Tyde: I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.

Indeed. Licking my own asshole might be a cure-all, but you won't catch me rolling around on the floor trying to reach.


But then, in the immortal words of George Carlin, if you could do that you wouldn't leave the house either....
 
2013-04-26 09:39:51 PM
In a world where boogers are food, the large nosed man is King.
 
2013-04-26 09:47:52 PM

MurphyMurphy: Krymson Tyde: I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.

Indeed. Licking my own asshole might be a cure-all, but you won't catch me rolling around on the floor trying to reach.


That's not good for your back. Just use a finger like god intended. For maximum health benefits you gotta go nose, butt, mouth; pick, dip, slurp--pick, dip, slurp. Nose, ass to mouth; nose, ass to mouth.
 
2013-04-26 09:51:43 PM
Incorrect, prey4reign. The guy who saws and sands a lot is king.
 
2013-04-26 09:53:21 PM
I do it and got sick once in the last 7 years with a viral gastritis.
 
2013-04-26 09:55:54 PM

tuna fingers: Incorrect, prey4reign. The guy who saws and sands a lot is king.


I fired up the mixer too high one time while making chocolate cake from scratch. Sneezing out cocoa powder items for about 3 days.
 
2013-04-26 09:59:17 PM
"By consuming those pathogens caught within the mucus, could that be a way to teach your immune system about what it's surrounded with?"

I have an insanely healthy grandson.
 
2013-04-26 10:00:27 PM
I'll trade two black ones for a green one.
 
2013-04-26 10:02:48 PM

Triumph: I knew a guy in college who would pick his nose and feed his boogers to his girlfriend (and vice versa). It's hard to find a relationship that meaningful.


To quote (close enough) Tenacious D, "That's farking teamwork"
 
2013-04-26 10:06:38 PM
I draw the line at eating the skin I pick from between my toes.
 
2013-04-26 10:07:08 PM
I just came in here to say that I will not be reading the article or these comments.
 
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