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(The Chive)   Sixteen examples of why not to give out your phone number on Craigslist   (thechive.com) divider line 39
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12498 clicks; posted to Geek » on 26 Apr 2013 at 9:21 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-26 04:08:25 PM  
I may have found a new hobby....
 
2013-04-26 04:32:10 PM  
This site combined with the kids pranking their parents one posted yesterday have given me some of the best laughs I've had in a long time.

/thank you subby!
//stomach hurts
 
2013-04-26 06:44:36 PM  
I need you to teach me how to peg this kid in the face and make it look like an accident

Awesome.
 
2013-04-26 07:54:02 PM  
The Jerky Boys discover instant messaging.
 
2013-04-26 08:31:32 PM  
What?! Four post and nobody's crapping up the thread pointing out that they maybe fake?! This is not the Fark I'm used to.

(I laughed many, many times. Good find subby)
 
2013-04-26 08:35:32 PM  
The "victims" had no sense of humor. They were all indignant and acted like their time dicking around on Craigslist was so valuable.
 
2013-04-26 08:41:00 PM  
I don't get why the bouncy house guy cared if Debbie was getting banged in it. Can't be any worse than crusted kid snot.
 
2013-04-26 08:48:49 PM  

EvilEgg: I don't get why the bouncy house guy cared if Debbie was getting banged in it. Can't be any worse than crusted kid snot.


Yeah, they'd have to hose it off either way.
 
2013-04-26 09:10:44 PM  
I want to believe those are real, but the internet has encouraged my cynicism to the point that I really can't enjoy things unless I know that it's a creative person inventing all these fake situations.
 
2013-04-26 09:30:38 PM  

Mugato: The Jerky Boys discover instant messaging.


Glad I'm not the only one that read these in their voices.
 
2013-04-26 09:31:12 PM  
FAKE!  But funny.
 
2013-04-26 09:34:07 PM  
Likely fake but still funny.
 
2013-04-26 09:39:40 PM  
#5 nearly made me pass out laughing
 
2013-04-26 09:40:13 PM  
Exponentially funnier: http://dontevenreply.com/
 
2013-04-26 10:00:51 PM  
That's the kind of stupid shiat people on reddit think is funny.
 
2013-04-26 10:08:53 PM  

my alt's alt's alt: Exponentially funnier: http://dontevenreply.com/


I've only gotten thru the first one and I had to stop cause I have tears running down my cheeks.
 
2013-04-26 10:09:04 PM  
This reminds me to check if 27bslash6 has any new articles.

One.
 
2013-04-26 10:13:55 PM  

Ratman023: Mugato: The Jerky Boys discover instant messaging.

Glad I'm not the only one that read these in their voices.


This one still makes me laugh till I cry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIgS7M1TJX4
 
2013-04-26 10:14:48 PM  
Nice of this site to literally steal every bit of content from the other site and remove their watermark from all of the images.  At least they posted a teeny tiny link to the original site at the top:  http://textastrophe.com/

Stay classy, The Chive.
 
2013-04-26 10:18:23 PM  
Hardest I've laughed in a while.  Thanks, subby.
 
2013-04-26 10:24:36 PM  
i want to bang debbie in a bouncy house too
 
2013-04-26 10:30:19 PM  

Omahawg: i want to bang debbie in a bouncy house too


images.buddytv.com
 
2013-04-26 10:37:11 PM  
It's funny because the snake is his penis
 
2013-04-26 11:00:38 PM  

Titanius Anglesmith: Omahawg: i want to bang debbie in a bouncy house too

[images.buddytv.com image 150x350]


No, Black Debbie.
 
2013-04-26 11:13:11 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Titanius Anglesmith: Omahawg: i want to bang debbie in a bouncy house too

[images.buddytv.com image 150x350]

No, Black Debbie.


Bam alam
 
2013-04-26 11:23:28 PM  

earthworm2.0: Bam alam


NO, black Debbie.
 
2013-04-26 11:48:07 PM  
 
2013-04-26 11:58:04 PM  
Apparently, nobody ever sends texts on anything but an iPhone these days.
 
2013-04-27 12:21:06 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Apparently, nobody ever sends texts on anything but an iPhone these days.


Besides that, the first thing that tipped me off that these were fake was the spelling and grammar. Most people can't spell for shiat, much less use capitalization and complete words when texting.

/they were still funny though, especially the one asking the pitching coach to teach him how to peg the kid in the face but look like it wasn't intentional.
 
2013-04-27 12:27:42 AM  
The one with the bathtub cracked me up.
 
2013-04-27 12:59:54 AM  

Mugato: The "victims" had no sense of humor. They were all indignant and acted like their time dicking around on Craigslist was so valuable.


the taxidermist was helpful...somewhat...
 
2013-04-27 06:14:18 AM  
(Featured Partner)?
 
2013-04-27 09:19:44 AM  
The Chive? Really?
 
2013-04-27 01:02:47 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Besides that, the first thing that tipped me off that these were fake was the spelling and grammar. Most people can't spell for shiat, much less use capitalization and complete words when texting.


What, you don't put a comma after a dependent clause followed by an independent clause when sending a text message? Your 9th grade English teacher must be so disappointed.
 
2013-04-27 02:11:17 PM  

R.P.M.: Mugato: The "victims" had no sense of humor. They were all indignant and acted like their time dicking around on Craigslist was so valuable.

the taxidermist was helpful...somewhat...


That was my favorite.
 
2013-04-27 03:13:24 PM  
Text Messages From a Nut By Ted L. Nancy
 
2013-04-27 10:04:46 PM  
I just stopped by to say: "Waah! I hate all of this scrolling! Why isn't this a slideshow? Can someone slidify this?"

;)
 
2013-04-28 12:19:41 AM  

my alt's alt's alt: Exponentially funnier: http://dontevenreply.com/


I love you, this is so awesome.  I want to give this guy money, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

/+1 internet to you
 
2013-04-28 05:47:13 AM  

davidphogan: R.P.M.: Mugato: The "victims" had no sense of humor. They were all indignant and acted like their time dicking around on Craigslist was so valuable.

the taxidermist was helpful...somewhat...

That was my favorite.


seemed the most real, right? enjoyed that he was just so nonchalant and quick with it. i at least respect the guy texting him respecting and and go along.
 
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