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2013-04-26 07:55:37 PM
4 votes:
Well, we're all going to hell.
2013-04-26 10:16:30 PM
3 votes:

Anenu: And this is why we have a separation of church and state so shiat like this could never be legal in the US no matter how seriously you take your religion.


Um I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Chile, too, seeing as how 4 people were arrested for it. Now when a government starts to do this kind of shiat,  then I could see your point.
2013-04-26 08:29:53 PM
3 votes:
This should be a HOTY candidate.
2013-04-26 08:12:24 PM
3 votes:

Gone to Plaid: Not too long ago there was a story about two punk kids that demanded money from a mother who was out for a stroll with her 15 month old.  When she couldn't produce any cash (who has a wallet when they are on a walk around the neighborhood?) they shot the child in the face and took off.  Stories like that used to make me very upset, but now that I have a 15 month old myself I have never wanted to murder another person more in my life.  Murder the punk, murder the parents that produced him, murder any adult responsible for his upbringing....holy shiat I just saw red after reading the story.

Any person willing to kill a child is beyond any kind of redemption.


Planned Parenthood would like a word with you.
2013-04-26 08:08:05 PM
3 votes:
Wow! That's a tasteless headline, even by fark standards.
2013-04-26 08:00:59 PM
3 votes:
Yeah, nothing makes me LOL like the thought of a baby roasting alive. 

Having said that, I understand how the opportunity for the headline was irresistible to submitter. I wouldn't have made the joke, but it is Fark, so somebody was gonna do it.
2013-04-26 08:44:53 PM
2 votes:
F*ck you subby. F*ck you farkmins. You're both walking shiatbags.
2013-04-26 08:12:38 PM
2 votes:
Three days old? They should have just aborted the kid four days earlier. Then, everybody would approve.
2013-04-26 08:11:12 PM
2 votes:
This headline right here is why I love Fark.

Sweet mercy.
2013-04-26 08:00:01 PM
2 votes:
Is it okay to wish the same on the people who did this to her? Because I wish the same on the people who did this to her.
2013-04-26 07:56:08 PM
2 votes:
Subby can DIAF.
2013-04-27 06:37:13 PM
1 votes:
(º ǒ º )

Subby, you are a very bad person
2013-04-27 01:10:57 AM
1 votes:

coldf33t: Pitabred: coldf33t: Gone to Plaid: Not too long ago there was a story about two punk kids that demanded money from a mother who was out for a stroll with her 15 month old.  When she couldn't produce any cash (who has a wallet when they are on a walk around the neighborhood?) they shot the child in the face and took off.  Stories like that used to make me very upset, but now that I have a 15 month old myself I have never wanted to murder another person more in my life.  Murder the punk, murder the parents that produced him, murder any adult responsible for his upbringing....holy shiat I just saw red after reading the story.

Any person willing to kill a child is beyond any kind of redemption.

Planned Parenthood would like a word with you.

Fetuses are children now? You're kinda dumb, ain'tcha, boy? Lemme guess... you believe crackers and grape juice are really parts of an ancient zombie, too?

Define what a human fetus is....I'll wait here.

/I am not male


It's actually quite well defined. As are the limitations on abortion times. The most important thing to remember is that an embryo/fetus is nothing without the mother. There are arguments as it gets closer and closer to birth, but the general consensus is that an abortion is mostly appropriate when the embryo/fetus is not viable outside the mother.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus#Weeks_9_to_16

More to the point, at no point is a fetus a child. It can be argued that it may be due rights before birth, likely during the third trimester, but under no circumstances is it a child until it's born.
2013-04-26 11:34:06 PM
1 votes:

Pitabred: coldf33t: Gone to Plaid: Not too long ago there was a story about two punk kids that demanded money from a mother who was out for a stroll with her 15 month old.  When she couldn't produce any cash (who has a wallet when they are on a walk around the neighborhood?) they shot the child in the face and took off.  Stories like that used to make me very upset, but now that I have a 15 month old myself I have never wanted to murder another person more in my life.  Murder the punk, murder the parents that produced him, murder any adult responsible for his upbringing....holy shiat I just saw red after reading the story.

Any person willing to kill a child is beyond any kind of redemption.

Planned Parenthood would like a word with you.

Fetuses are children now? You're kinda dumb, ain'tcha, boy? Lemme guess... you believe crackers and grape juice are really parts of an ancient zombie, too?


Define what a human fetus is....I'll wait here.

/I am not male
2013-04-26 11:10:16 PM
1 votes:

banandar123: Zap_Rowsdower: Did no one else notice that the link URL ends with "?bbqsauce"?

LOL what the hell? I knew the Daily Mail was evil, but dayumnn.


http://www.google.com/?subby_did_that
2013-04-26 11:02:23 PM
1 votes:
Obviously they didn't read the whole thing about the antichrist's opposition ONLY discovering he's the antichrist after he's come to power.  So any assumption that a baby is it, is automatically wrong

Ah, story reading.
2013-04-26 09:05:12 PM
1 votes:
While I can abstractly understand the humor in the headline, the story itself is so horrific that it just doesn't work.

Guess I'm not going to hell this time.  Better luck next time, subby.
2013-04-26 09:01:05 PM
1 votes:
Well just to play Devil's Advocate, what if it was the Antichrist?
2013-04-26 08:28:36 PM
1 votes:

Omahawg: did the sick tag call in sick today?


It's on the waiting list to be seated in the smoking section.

/aisle seat please.
2013-04-26 08:27:56 PM
1 votes:
And this is why we have a separation of church and state so shiat like this could never be legal in the US no matter how seriously you take your religion.
2013-04-26 08:27:36 PM
1 votes:
A crazed man parked on a dark country road Saturday night, took a toddler from the car seat in his pickup and beat the boy to death until a Modesto police officer, dropped on the scene by helicopter, shot the man dead, authorities said.

Passers-by calling 911 at 10:13 p.m. described a horrific scene on West Bradbury Road near the intersection of South Blaker Road in rural Stanislaus County, 10 miles west of Turlock. At least one tried to stop the 27-year-old attacker, who swung and slammed the toddler into the asphalt and stomped on him behind his parked four-door Toyota pickup.

"In the shadows and light it looked like he had hit an animal," said Dan Robinson, the chief of Crows Landing Volunteer Fire Department, who came upon the chaos on his way home from a late dinner in Turlock. "As we backed up again, I could see that he had blood on his arms. I could see that it was a small child."

Robinson, 52, jumped from his vehicle and confronted the man, who lunged at him. Robinson said the man wasn't screaming and wasn't loud, but was forceful, saying demons were in the boy.


// from 2008
2013-04-26 08:18:13 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Wow! That's a tasteless headline, even by fark standards.


How can it be tasteless? There was BBQ sauce.
2013-04-26 08:14:29 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Is it okay to wish the same on the people who did this to her? Because I wish the same on the people who did this to her.


I wish religion in general could be burned alive.
2013-04-26 08:07:33 PM
1 votes:
Not too long ago there was a story about two punk kids that demanded money from a mother who was out for a stroll with her 15 month old.  When she couldn't produce any cash (who has a wallet when they are on a walk around the neighborhood?) they shot the child in the face and took off.  Stories like that used to make me very upset, but now that I have a 15 month old myself I have never wanted to murder another person more in my life.  Murder the punk, murder the parents that produced him, murder any adult responsible for his upbringing....holy shiat I just saw red after reading the story.

Any person willing to kill a child is beyond any kind of redemption.
2013-04-26 08:04:22 PM
1 votes:
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Wanted for questioning.
2013-04-26 08:03:44 PM
1 votes:

eyeq360: Didn't Fried Green Tomatoes have a scene where they cut up the guy and used him as barbecue at the Whistle Stop Cafe?  After all, the secret is in the sauce?


yes, the abusive husband of that sweet brunette who was rescued by the tough tomboyish blonde with no lesbians overtones whatsoever, sadly enough

the book is really really good. much better than the movie.
2013-04-26 08:00:12 PM
1 votes:
Ain't nobody got time for dat.
2013-04-26 07:59:11 PM
1 votes:
did the sick tag call in sick today?
2013-04-26 07:58:09 PM
1 votes:
holy fark
2013-04-26 07:57:10 PM
1 votes:
FTA A three-day-old baby was thrown on a bonfire and burned to death in an horrific ritual because a cult leader had decided she was the antichrist and that the end of the world was near.

Better safe than sorry.
 
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