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2013-04-26 08:40:37 PM  
rkiller1: .

What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?


Oooh,  oooh!

25.media.tumblr.com

You can use a pitchfork with dead babies!
 
2013-04-26 08:40:58 PM  
Great headline, subby
 
2013-04-26 08:44:53 PM  
F*ck you subby. F*ck you farkmins. You're both walking shiatbags.
 
2013-04-26 08:48:33 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, nothing makes me LOL like the thought of a baby roasting alive. 

Having said that, I understand how the opportunity for the headline was irresistible to submitter. I wouldn't have made the joke, but it is Fark, so somebody was gonna do it.


Yeah, but one has to wonder WTF the mod who greenlit it was thinking.
 
2013-04-26 08:49:16 PM  
That one episode of Sealab 2021 was on Adult Swim the other night.  I love Sparks.
Also, no Jonathan Swift references yet?
 
2013-04-26 08:50:40 PM  
And now her watch has ended...
 
2013-04-26 08:52:01 PM  

dryknife: rkiller1: .

What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?

Oooh,  oooh!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 300x387]

You can use a pitchfork with dead babies!


DING DING DING. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
 
2013-04-26 08:55:55 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-26 08:56:05 PM  

Omahawg: eyeq360: Didn't Fried Green Tomatoes have a scene where they cut up the guy and used him as barbecue at the Whistle Stop Cafe?  After all, the secret is in the sauce?

yes, the abusive husband of that sweet brunette who was rescued by the tough tomboyish blonde with no lesbians overtones whatsoever, sadly enough

the book is really really good. much better than the movie.


"It's hog boilin' time"
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-26 08:56:39 PM  

clutchcargo2002: Bathia_Mapes: Wow! That's a tasteless headline, even by fark standards.

How can it be tasteless? There was BBQ sauce.


Was it Sweet Baby Ray's?
 
2013-04-26 09:01:05 PM  
Well just to play Devil's Advocate, what if it was the Antichrist?
 
2013-04-26 09:02:13 PM  

rkiller1: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, nothing makes me LOL like the thought of a baby roasting alive. 

Having said that, I understand how the opportunity for the headline was irresistible to submitter. I wouldn't have made the joke, but it is Fark, so somebody was gonna do it.

What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?


I don't have a truck load of bowling balls in my garage?
 
2013-04-26 09:04:30 PM  

Bisu: Serious question: would that really kill her if she were the antichrist? I'm woefully ignorant on what methods to use in slaying the antichrist.


You need special knives
 
2013-04-26 09:05:12 PM  
While I can abstractly understand the humor in the headline, the story itself is so horrific that it just doesn't work.

Guess I'm not going to hell this time.  Better luck next time, subby.
 
2013-04-26 09:09:24 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: I was gonna hand Subby's ass to him/her.  I found the thread well played.


Do it anyway. Flex your e-muscles.
 
2013-04-26 09:10:05 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Well, we're all going to hell.


what...we're not there yet?

this map sucks!
 
2013-04-26 09:10:55 PM  

Warthog: This should be a HOTY candidate.


Or at least a special aisle seat award.
 
2013-04-26 09:20:08 PM  
i86.photobucket.com

I've got one for everyone.
 
2013-04-26 09:24:05 PM  
kid killing stories thread!

I was just thinking about that one where some Mexican guy was drunk, the baby had a fever, so he brought the kid outside and started a bonfire for the kid. and oops!

the one that vexed me was the toddler that got kicked out of the house by the "father" for crying, late at night. he locked her outside in the middle of winter, at night. and when she couldn't get back inside because of that ass hole, she walked to the park to curl up and freeze to death.

/ for destruction, ice is also great and would suffice
 
2013-04-26 09:24:35 PM  

rustypouch: Is it wrong that this makes me hard?


Go get one from the school yard


/bled like a stuck pig
 
2013-04-26 09:40:06 PM  
There is a place for comedy..... It is almost always.....Comedy is good..............Comedy regarding the ritual burning sacrifice of a three day old baby with its mouth taped shut and thrown into a fire is not deserving of comedy. It is sad and horrible. Jokes should be reviled.
 
2013-04-26 09:40:59 PM  
Ugh. Wow.
 
2013-04-26 09:44:31 PM  
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Subby... you magnificent bastard!
 
2013-04-26 09:51:19 PM  
Cult leader looks like Ben Affleck in "Argo".
 
2013-04-26 09:56:55 PM  

rkiller1: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, nothing makes me LOL like the thought of a baby roasting alive. 

Having said that, I understand how the opportunity for the headline was irresistible to submitter. I wouldn't have made the joke, but it is Fark, so somebody was gonna do it.

What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?


Can't stick a pitchfork in a bowling ball?
 
2013-04-26 09:57:26 PM  
Rib bib.
 
2013-04-26 10:03:21 PM  
Did no one else notice that the link URL ends with "?bbqsauce"?
 
2013-04-26 10:04:05 PM  
Brilliant work subby.

And to those of you biatching...
img341.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-26 10:12:19 PM  
I'm sorry, what now? I was far more... "interested"... in the Gwyneth Paltrow pics from the Iron Man 3 premiere. Sorry kittens, 'dat ass demands a sacrifice.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2315094/Gwyneth-Paltrow- r eveals-team-scrambled-razor-discovering-THAT-dress-sheer.html

(Probably NSFW, btw)
 
2013-04-26 10:15:39 PM  

Kibbler: F*ck you subby. F*ck you farkmins. You're both walking shiatbags.


Maybe the baby was dead already?
 
2013-04-26 10:16:30 PM  

Anenu: And this is why we have a separation of church and state so shiat like this could never be legal in the US no matter how seriously you take your religion.


Um I'm pretty sure it's illegal in Chile, too, seeing as how 4 people were arrested for it. Now when a government starts to do this kind of shiat,  then I could see your point.
 
2013-04-26 10:19:49 PM  

Zap_Rowsdower: Did no one else notice that the link URL ends with "?bbqsauce"?


LOL what the hell? I knew the Daily Mail was evil, but dayumnn.

fusillade762:

Maybe the baby was dead already?

FTA: "  'They strapped tape around her mouth to keep her from screaming. Then they placed her on a board."

Sadly, not the case.
 
2013-04-26 10:34:40 PM  

Dragonflew: I wish religion in general could be burned alive.

 
2013-04-26 10:36:42 PM  
I hate myself for laughing at this. And for some other shiat. But also for this. But mostly for the other shiat. And this, too.
 
2013-04-26 11:02:23 PM  
Obviously they didn't read the whole thing about the antichrist's opposition ONLY discovering he's the antichrist after he's come to power.  So any assumption that a baby is it, is automatically wrong

Ah, story reading.
 
2013-04-26 11:10:16 PM  

banandar123: Zap_Rowsdower: Did no one else notice that the link URL ends with "?bbqsauce"?

LOL what the hell? I knew the Daily Mail was evil, but dayumnn.


http://www.google.com/?subby_did_that
 
2013-04-26 11:13:18 PM  

coldf33t: Gone to Plaid: Not too long ago there was a story about two punk kids that demanded money from a mother who was out for a stroll with her 15 month old.  When she couldn't produce any cash (who has a wallet when they are on a walk around the neighborhood?) they shot the child in the face and took off.  Stories like that used to make me very upset, but now that I have a 15 month old myself I have never wanted to murder another person more in my life.  Murder the punk, murder the parents that produced him, murder any adult responsible for his upbringing....holy shiat I just saw red after reading the story.

Any person willing to kill a child is beyond any kind of redemption.

Planned Parenthood would like a word with you.


Fetuses are children now? You're kinda dumb, ain'tcha, boy? Lemme guess... you believe crackers and grape juice are really parts of an ancient zombie, too?
 
2013-04-26 11:34:06 PM  

Pitabred: coldf33t: Gone to Plaid: Not too long ago there was a story about two punk kids that demanded money from a mother who was out for a stroll with her 15 month old.  When she couldn't produce any cash (who has a wallet when they are on a walk around the neighborhood?) they shot the child in the face and took off.  Stories like that used to make me very upset, but now that I have a 15 month old myself I have never wanted to murder another person more in my life.  Murder the punk, murder the parents that produced him, murder any adult responsible for his upbringing....holy shiat I just saw red after reading the story.

Any person willing to kill a child is beyond any kind of redemption.

Planned Parenthood would like a word with you.

Fetuses are children now? You're kinda dumb, ain'tcha, boy? Lemme guess... you believe crackers and grape juice are really parts of an ancient zombie, too?


Define what a human fetus is....I'll wait here.

/I am not male
 
2013-04-26 11:35:15 PM  

Gone to Plaid: Not too long ago there was a story about two punk kids that demanded money from a mother who was out for a stroll with her 15 month old.  When she couldn't produce any cash (who has a wallet when they are on a walk around the neighborhood?) they shot the child in the face and took off.  Stories like that used to make me very upset, but now that I have a 15 month old myself I have never wanted to murder another person more in my life.  Murder the punk, murder the parents that produced him, murder any adult responsible for his upbringing....holy shiat I just saw red after reading the story.

Any person willing to kill a child is beyond any kind of redemption.


I have a young daughter and last night I wound up watching some part of a documentary on the BTK serial killer.

It was pretty tame until near the end they started showing the trail and photos of the crime scene. Suddenly I'm looking at the hanging corpse of this little girl he took into the basement and murdered her after she watched him kill her parents and brother.

I turned it off immediately, but it was too late. I couldn't unsee it.

Evil is intentionally harming others for your own pleasure. This story is just about awful, awful stupidity.
 
2013-04-26 11:55:17 PM  
Welcome to Fark?
This is a site where people are too big of pussies to say "fark" but you're all cool and tough enough to laugh about a baby being burned to death.
I like sick shiat as much as anyone but WTF...
Insert a crying face gif or whatever other abused, unoriginal meme you want.
farking pussies.
 
2013-04-26 11:59:43 PM  

I Like Bread: BARBECUE SAUCE.


Damn it. Two posts in, and between you and Subby, I'm laughing at something else I really shouldn't be laughing at.

Worst part? I had an inkling of what the headline was talking about the moment I saw Chile, so I literally just popped in to see how fast and how hard this topic went there. And holy shiat.
 
2013-04-27 12:04:32 AM  

Bisu: Serious question: would that really kill her if she were the antichrist? I'm woefully ignorant on what methods to use in slaying the antichrist.


Even worse, they failed to determine if she weighed the same as a duck first.
 
2013-04-27 12:10:16 AM  
i.qkme.me

Another member of the cult who is still "at large"
 
2013-04-27 12:21:29 AM  

numbone: Some people should be soaked in gas then tased.

The things you learn on Fark.


Relax.   You know what would help you sort through these important issues?  Orange mocha frappuccino!
 
2013-04-27 12:30:58 AM  

ciberido: Bisu: Serious question: would that really kill her if she were the antichrist? I'm woefully ignorant on what methods to use in slaying the antichrist.

Even worse, they failed to determine if she weighed the same as a duck first.


Oh, well I wasn't outraged before but now I am, everyone should be weighed first.
 
2013-04-27 01:10:57 AM  

coldf33t: Pitabred: coldf33t: Gone to Plaid: Not too long ago there was a story about two punk kids that demanded money from a mother who was out for a stroll with her 15 month old.  When she couldn't produce any cash (who has a wallet when they are on a walk around the neighborhood?) they shot the child in the face and took off.  Stories like that used to make me very upset, but now that I have a 15 month old myself I have never wanted to murder another person more in my life.  Murder the punk, murder the parents that produced him, murder any adult responsible for his upbringing....holy shiat I just saw red after reading the story.

Any person willing to kill a child is beyond any kind of redemption.

Planned Parenthood would like a word with you.

Fetuses are children now? You're kinda dumb, ain'tcha, boy? Lemme guess... you believe crackers and grape juice are really parts of an ancient zombie, too?

Define what a human fetus is....I'll wait here.

/I am not male


It's actually quite well defined. As are the limitations on abortion times. The most important thing to remember is that an embryo/fetus is nothing without the mother. There are arguments as it gets closer and closer to birth, but the general consensus is that an abortion is mostly appropriate when the embryo/fetus is not viable outside the mother.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus#Weeks_9_to_16

More to the point, at no point is a fetus a child. It can be argued that it may be due rights before birth, likely during the third trimester, but under no circumstances is it a child until it's born.
 
2013-04-27 01:23:36 AM  

juddcc: Welcome to Fark?
This is a site where people are too big of pussies to say "fark" but you're all cool and tough enough to laugh about a baby being burned to death.
I like sick shiat as much as anyone but WTF...
Insert a crying face gif or whatever other abused, unoriginal meme you want.
farking pussies.

God-is-a-Taco: banandar123: Zap_Rowsdower: Did no one else notice that the link URL ends with "?bbqsauce"?

LOL what the hell? I knew the Daily Mail was evil, but dayumnn.

http://www.google.com/?subby_did_that

~
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2314866/Baby-burned-death-bo nf ire-Chile-cult-leader-decided-antichrist.html?lick_my_balls
 
2013-04-27 01:36:31 AM  

Big Ramifications: juddcc: Welcome to Fark?
This is a site where people are too big of pussies to say "fark" but you're all cool and tough enough to laugh about a baby being burned to death.
I like sick shiat as much as anyone but WTF...
Insert a crying face gif or whatever other abused, unoriginal meme you want.
farking pussies.God-is-a-Taco: banandar123: Zap_Rowsdower: Did no one else notice that the link URL ends with "?bbqsauce"?

LOL what the hell? I knew the Daily Mail was evil, but dayumnn.

http://www.google.com/?subby_did_that
~
~
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2314866/Baby-burned-death-bo nf ire-Chile-cult-leader-decided-antichrist.html?lick_my_balls


Ok so I'm an idiot, and Subby is the evil one.

/Daily Mail is still evil, though.
 
2013-04-27 02:49:12 AM  
This is classic fark. Nice
 
2013-04-27 04:47:22 AM  
Jesus...

i.imgur.com
 
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