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2013-04-26 07:55:37 PM
Well, we're all going to hell.
 
2013-04-26 07:55:42 PM
BARBECUE SAUCE.
 
2013-04-26 07:56:06 PM

I Like Bread: BARBECUE SAUCE.


LOOOOOL
 
2013-04-26 07:56:08 PM
Subby can DIAF.
 
2013-04-26 07:57:10 PM
FTA A three-day-old baby was thrown on a bonfire and burned to death in an horrific ritual because a cult leader had decided she was the antichrist and that the end of the world was near.

Better safe than sorry.
 
2013-04-26 07:57:34 PM
Serious question: would that really kill her if she were the antichrist? I'm woefully ignorant on what methods to use in slaying the antichrist.
 
2013-04-26 07:57:38 PM
Metal.
 
2013-04-26 07:58:09 PM
holy fark
 
2013-04-26 07:59:11 PM
did the sick tag call in sick today?
 
2013-04-26 07:59:36 PM

I Like Bread: BARBECUE SAUCE.


came here for BBQ sauce...leaving VERY satisfied
 
2013-04-26 08:00:01 PM
Is it okay to wish the same on the people who did this to her? Because I wish the same on the people who did this to her.
 
2013-04-26 08:00:12 PM
Ain't nobody got time for dat.
 
2013-04-26 08:00:20 PM
Wet nap?
 
2013-04-26 08:00:59 PM
Yeah, nothing makes me LOL like the thought of a baby roasting alive. 

Having said that, I understand how the opportunity for the headline was irresistible to submitter. I wouldn't have made the joke, but it is Fark, so somebody was gonna do it.
 
2013-04-26 08:02:28 PM
Didn't Fried Green Tomatoes have a scene where they cut up the guy and used him as barbecue at the Whistle Stop Cafe?  After all, the secret is in the sauce?
 
2013-04-26 08:03:04 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, nothing makes me LOL like the thought of a baby roasting alive. 

Having said that, I understand how the opportunity for the headline was irresistible to submitter. I wouldn't have made the joke, but it is Fark, so somebody was gonna do it.


What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?
 
2013-04-26 08:03:24 PM

namegoeshere: Is it okay to wish the same on the people who did this to her? Because I wish the same on the people who did this to her.


Oh, I'd say it's more likely than you might believe.

...and for a VERY long time, at that.
 
2013-04-26 08:03:42 PM
Just goes to show that Christians are dangerous radicals, and we should pass laws that prevent more of them from entering the country.
 
2013-04-26 08:03:44 PM

eyeq360: Didn't Fried Green Tomatoes have a scene where they cut up the guy and used him as barbecue at the Whistle Stop Cafe?  After all, the secret is in the sauce?


yes, the abusive husband of that sweet brunette who was rescued by the tough tomboyish blonde with no lesbians overtones whatsoever, sadly enough

the book is really really good. much better than the movie.
 
2013-04-26 08:04:22 PM
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-04-26 08:05:06 PM
What is pink and goes black with a "hiss."?
A baby thrown into a fire.
 
2013-04-26 08:05:10 PM
Whew! That was a close one. If that Antichrist kid had gotten loose in the world humanity would've been farked.

Not we can stop worrying! What a load off!
 
2013-04-26 08:05:24 PM
So, the guy did stop the world from ending - and all it cost was a baby. Plus, they have that $20 dinner for two special, and margaritas.
 
2013-04-26 08:07:33 PM
Not too long ago there was a story about two punk kids that demanded money from a mother who was out for a stroll with her 15 month old.  When she couldn't produce any cash (who has a wallet when they are on a walk around the neighborhood?) they shot the child in the face and took off.  Stories like that used to make me very upset, but now that I have a 15 month old myself I have never wanted to murder another person more in my life.  Murder the punk, murder the parents that produced him, murder any adult responsible for his upbringing....holy shiat I just saw red after reading the story.

Any person willing to kill a child is beyond any kind of redemption.
 
2013-04-26 08:08:05 PM
Wow! That's a tasteless headline, even by fark standards.
 
2013-04-26 08:11:12 PM
This headline right here is why I love Fark.

Sweet mercy.
 
2013-04-26 08:12:24 PM

Gone to Plaid: Not too long ago there was a story about two punk kids that demanded money from a mother who was out for a stroll with her 15 month old.  When she couldn't produce any cash (who has a wallet when they are on a walk around the neighborhood?) they shot the child in the face and took off.  Stories like that used to make me very upset, but now that I have a 15 month old myself I have never wanted to murder another person more in my life.  Murder the punk, murder the parents that produced him, murder any adult responsible for his upbringing....holy shiat I just saw red after reading the story.

Any person willing to kill a child is beyond any kind of redemption.


Planned Parenthood would like a word with you.
 
2013-04-26 08:12:25 PM
Burning people on purpose trifecta in play.
 
2013-04-26 08:12:38 PM
Three days old? They should have just aborted the kid four days earlier. Then, everybody would approve.
 
2013-04-26 08:14:29 PM

namegoeshere: Is it okay to wish the same on the people who did this to her? Because I wish the same on the people who did this to her.


I wish religion in general could be burned alive.
 
2013-04-26 08:14:39 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Wow! That's a tasteless tasty headline, even by fark standards.


FTFY
 
2013-04-26 08:15:46 PM
Some people should be soaked in gas then tased.

The things you learn on Fark.
 
2013-04-26 08:15:56 PM
Is it wrong that this makes me hard?
 
2013-04-26 08:16:59 PM
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Baby back ribs aren't even from babies. We're going to change that, Mr. Stark.
 
2013-04-26 08:17:23 PM
God's ok with killing babies.  So long as he's the one that ordered it, so these guys are covered.  Case dismissed.
 
2013-04-26 08:18:08 PM
Looks like a browner Ben Affleck.
 
2013-04-26 08:18:13 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Wow! That's a tasteless headline, even by fark standards.


How can it be tasteless? There was BBQ sauce.
 
2013-04-26 08:21:55 PM

Omahawg: eyeq360: Didn't Fried Green Tomatoes have a scene where they cut up the guy and used him as barbecue at the Whistle Stop Cafe?  After all, the secret is in the sauce?

yes, the abusive husband of that sweet brunette who was rescued by the tough tomboyish blonde with no lesbians overtones whatsoever, sadly enough

the book is really really good. much better than the movie.


Seems like the book is better than the movie applies to many books turned to movies.
 
2013-04-26 08:22:10 PM
I don't think a 3-day-old baby would have enough meat on it for a South American barbecue... Even if only 12 people attended.
 
2013-04-26 08:25:50 PM

Electriclectic: Just goes to show that Christians are dangerous radicals, and we should pass laws that prevent more of them from entering the country.


So you're against illegal immigration reform?
 
2013-04-26 08:27:36 PM
A crazed man parked on a dark country road Saturday night, took a toddler from the car seat in his pickup and beat the boy to death until a Modesto police officer, dropped on the scene by helicopter, shot the man dead, authorities said.

Passers-by calling 911 at 10:13 p.m. described a horrific scene on West Bradbury Road near the intersection of South Blaker Road in rural Stanislaus County, 10 miles west of Turlock. At least one tried to stop the 27-year-old attacker, who swung and slammed the toddler into the asphalt and stomped on him behind his parked four-door Toyota pickup.

"In the shadows and light it looked like he had hit an animal," said Dan Robinson, the chief of Crows Landing Volunteer Fire Department, who came upon the chaos on his way home from a late dinner in Turlock. "As we backed up again, I could see that he had blood on his arms. I could see that it was a small child."

Robinson, 52, jumped from his vehicle and confronted the man, who lunged at him. Robinson said the man wasn't screaming and wasn't loud, but was forceful, saying demons were in the boy.


// from 2008
 
2013-04-26 08:27:56 PM
And this is why we have a separation of church and state so shiat like this could never be legal in the US no matter how seriously you take your religion.
 
2013-04-26 08:28:09 PM
I was gonna hand Subby's ass to him/her.  I found the thread well played.
 
2013-04-26 08:28:36 PM

Omahawg: did the sick tag call in sick today?


It's on the waiting list to be seated in the smoking section.

/aisle seat please.
 
2013-04-26 08:29:53 PM
This should be a HOTY candidate.
 
2013-04-26 08:30:11 PM
With a helpful picture of what a bonfire may look like. Thanks Daily Fail!
 
2013-04-26 08:31:00 PM
Dear god, this is a freaking tragedy.  I saw this story earlier today and wasn't funny enough to come up with a good headline for it.
 
2013-04-26 08:31:45 PM

Electriclectic: Just goes to show that Christians are dangerous radicals, and we should pass laws that prevent more of them from entering the country.


I agree. We should deny entry to every Jesus.
/Except if they wear purple and lick bowling balls.
 
2013-04-26 08:32:46 PM

fusillade762: With a helpful picture of what a bonfire may look like. Thanks Daily Fail!


Noticed that too.  First reaction was "dafuq?"
 
2013-04-26 08:34:39 PM
We all know what comes next...


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