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(Daily Mail)   If you're going to leave Alabama to go on jihad with terrorists, don't go whining on Twitter when you get shot in the neck   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 84
    More: Stupid, Somalia, Americans, Alabama, Twitter, Shabab, Abu Hamza, jihadists, wanted posters  
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5329 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Apr 2013 at 4:07 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-26 03:22:33 PM
And nothing remotely of value was lost.
 
2013-04-26 03:32:14 PM
If you're going to leave Alabama to go on jihad with terrorists

... then expect your standard of living to improve?
 
2013-04-26 03:32:19 PM
I'm so sorry

/that they missed
 
2013-04-26 03:58:35 PM
He fought alongside the group for years while gaining fame for posting Youtube videos of jihadi rap songs.

I truly want to believe that these songs couldn't be as bad as I imagine, but somehow I doubt it.
 
2013-04-26 04:01:20 PM
no , I'd like to capture him. i could use 5 million bucks.
 
2013-04-26 04:14:06 PM
If he hadn't left Alabama, he would have a mullet and would have been shot in the neck because Travis was crushin' on the trailer park pass-around.
 
2013-04-26 04:14:35 PM
Shot in the damned neck dude: "I think I'll go on twitter and tell people 'I got shot. Not yet critical.' Maybe even post a few pics."

Subby: "WHINER!"
 
2013-04-26 04:15:08 PM
Redneck Jihadist.

Wow.  Just wow.
 
2013-04-26 04:16:00 PM

s2s2s2: Shot in the damned neck dude: "I think I'll go on twitter and tell people 'I got shot. Not yet critical.' Maybe even post a few pics."

Subby: "WHINER!"


With the bounty on his head, you think it would be in his best interest to keep a low profile.
 
2013-04-26 04:16:29 PM
Good.  Too bad their aim was off.
This guy sounds like a good target for a Hellfire from a drone.
 
2013-04-26 04:16:52 PM
Moved from Alabama to Somalia?  I thought they were the same place.
 
2013-04-26 04:17:21 PM
LOL! If the Predator drones don't get him, the DerkaDerkas certainly will.

This guy certainly knows how to get himself as deep into the sh*tter as one can possibly get.

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2013-04-26 04:17:32 PM
Hammami regularly chats on Twitter with a group of American terrorism experts, conversations that are so colloquial and so infused with American slang that many in the counter-terror field have formed a type of digital bond with Hammami.

After Hammami publicized the assassination attempt, one of his Twitter followers, a counter-terrorism expert from Canada, wrote that Hammami had nine lives.

Hammami responded with an apparent reference to the movie The Blues Brothers. 'I'm on a mission from God.' Minus the blues music,' Hammami wrote.


So, what is that, "twittering with the enemy"?  It is mildly odd that technology has come to the point where you can rountinely chat with your mortal enemies on the internet.
 
2013-04-26 04:18:47 PM

mrshowrules: s2s2s2: Shot in the damned neck dude: "I think I'll go on twitter and tell people 'I got shot. Not yet critical.' Maybe even post a few pics."

Subby: "WHINER!"

With the bounty on his head, you think it would be in his best interest to keep a low profile.


That would affect his burgeoning rap career.
 
2013-04-26 04:20:18 PM
Just figured it out - look at that pic he tweeted, and hear this in your head: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH"...

/every time I do it makes me laugh.
//So sorry...
 
2013-04-26 04:20:24 PM
It's all fun and games until someone gets shot in the neck.
 
2013-04-26 04:21:15 PM
He was once a jihadist, until he took an arrow in the knee a gunshot to the throat.
 
2013-04-26 04:21:57 PM

TXEric: Good.  Too bad their aim was off.
This guy sounds like a good target for a Hellfire from a drone.


I'm not sure their aim was off.  If it was a shallow neck wound, theoretically it was shot from a tremendous distance with astonishing precision.
 
2013-04-26 04:22:12 PM
Smh. He could be sitting on a stump, without a care in the world, spittin tabacca and drinking a cheap light beer while he talked about the Nigras who were taking over the country
 
2013-04-26 04:22:32 PM
Considering Scahill's new book details how we have proxy mercs in Somalia doing hits for us his days are numbered.

The number 2 al quaeda guy got whacked at a random checkpoint by some random group in Solmalia. They didn't know who he was they just happened to kill him. Supposedly we went to their village and paid them all a bunch of cash fro his cell phones and computers etc,
 
2013-04-26 04:24:03 PM
Another white terrorist.

Lets see here.... He was brainwashed by Soros, who made him hate 'Murica by convincing him that a beard looks better with long hair. So to grow long hair without being called queer by his homeland State, he should go to the religious freedom fighters in a land where long hair is so totally narly cool. And it even comes with a towel for the times that you are beamed up to the spaceship of the Vogon destructor fleet.

/Religion: Bringing death to everyone since that first guy who had a brain injury and kept seeing things that are not there.
 
2013-04-26 04:26:46 PM

mrshowrules: With the bounty on his head, you think it would be in his best interest to keep a low profile.


So the whining comes later?

#GITMO
 
2013-04-26 04:29:34 PM
But he fell out with al Shabab and has engaged in a public fight with the group over the last year.

Since then, Hammami has been a thorn in the group's side after accusing its leaders of living extravagant lifestyles with the taxes fighters collect from Somali residents.


Dumb: Become an extremist jihadi. Fark: Pick a fight with a group of extremist jihadis.
 
2013-04-26 04:34:22 PM

jjorsett: But he fell out with al Shabab and has engaged in a public fight with the group over the last year.

Since then, Hammami has been a thorn in the group's side after accusing its leaders of living extravagant lifestyles with the taxes fighters collect from Somali residents.

Dumb: Become an extremist jihadi. Fark: Pick a fight with a group of extremist jihadis.


That's how Biggie's career went, too.
 
2013-04-26 04:35:26 PM
Well in fairness to him, growing up in Alabama,  if he felt the need to join a group of violent, hyper-religous, intolerant, misogynist thugs his only choices were go to Somalia and join Al-Qaeda or try out for the varsity football squad in HS.

Isn't this the guy who is so obnxious that the offical Al-qaeda spokesman has felt the need to publicly apologize for his behavior on more than one occasion?
 
2013-04-26 04:37:03 PM
The funniest part of that story was his disillusionment with the West. Corrupt, evil, dickbags making money while the poor suffer. Going to fight the good fight!
Then he gets there and finds out the guys in charge are corrupt, evil, dickbags making money while the poor suffer.

Here's a lesson for you Son, money is the only thing that gets truly worshiped by the masses on this planet.
 
2013-04-26 04:41:49 PM

sheep snorter: Another white terrorist.

Lets see here.... He was brainwashed by Soros, who made him hate 'Murica by convincing him that a beard looks better with long hair. So to grow long hair without being called queer by his homeland State, he should go to the religious freedom fighters in a land where long hair is so totally narly cool. And it even comes with a towel for the times that you are beamed up to the spaceship of the Vogon destructor fleet.

/Religion: Bringing death to everyone since that first guy who had a brain injury and kept seeing things that are not there.


Half-white.  His dad's from Syria.
 
2013-04-26 04:49:12 PM
Live by the sword
Die by the sword
 
2013-04-26 04:53:21 PM
Oh really, he thinks that's something?

To quote his old boss: "Wait... wait..."
 
2013-04-26 04:54:46 PM
I'm sure there's literally a drone with his name on it and some Cheetos-stained grunt at Lackland AFB just waiting for a set of coordinates.
 
2013-04-26 04:58:37 PM
Well you can't have a jihad and not expect a struggle. Because that's what jihad stands for.
 
2013-04-26 05:04:01 PM
I call bullshiat.  "I was just shot in the neck.  That's how dangerous and hardcore I am.  I'm tweeting!"

This is the Icy Hot Stuntaz of jihadis.
 
2013-04-26 05:18:32 PM
Whatever happened to free speech, subby.
 
2013-04-26 05:25:51 PM

Rapmaster2000: This is the Icy Hot Stuntaz of jihadis.


Heh.
 
2013-04-26 05:32:28 PM

xkillyourfacex: Whatever happened to free speech, subby.


Free speech means you are free to say something.

It does not prevent others from using free speech to mock you for your statements.

/fark wouldnt be fark otherwise
 
2013-04-26 05:39:24 PM

TV's Vinnie: He was once a jihadist, until he took an arrow in the knee a gunshot to the throat.


Better than a Trashcan to the throat
 
2013-04-26 05:46:37 PM
Muslim creed: If we can't fight the infidels we will fight each other. I suspect that is why the religion was created.
 
2013-04-26 05:49:21 PM

Bloody William: And nothing remotely of value was lost.


That's not true at all. The bullet. Someone used a bullet and missed their target (something vital in his body).

I find it extremely hard to feel any sympathy whatsoever for someone who chooses to leave his life in a developed, industrialized nation with civil liberty protections and join up with murdering religious extremists in a foreign land.
 
2013-04-26 05:49:31 PM

sithon: no , I'd like to capture him. i could use 5 million bucks.


*Shakes my head in amazement* This is just the sort of shiat guys like him WANT...attention. IMO the US Govt should drop the reward completely and just pretend the guy doesn't even exist. And when some White House reporter ultimately asks the President about it, Mr Obama should just say something to the effect of, "We really have no interest in him. He's just another low-level jihadist living the dream in Somalia, and we can't be bothered to go after him. I suggest he not attempt to return to the USA, though, because if he did he would face a number of serious charges, but all in all we have more important things to do."
 
2013-04-26 05:52:28 PM
If you're going to leave Alabama to join an occupying army, don't go whining when you lose a limb or two, and don't expect everyone else to pick up the check
 
2013-04-26 05:53:10 PM

xkillyourfacex: Whatever happened to free speech, subby.

Pretty sure the 1st amendment doesn't apply to moving to Somalia and joining an al-Qaeda affiliate known mostly for brutalizing the local population, stealing food and farming supplies, and raping up a storm. Not last I checked anyway.
 
2013-04-26 06:07:01 PM
Aww, what a cute widdle boo-boo.
 
2013-04-26 06:14:30 PM

SovietCanuckistan: The funniest part of that story was his disillusionment with the West. Corrupt, evil, dickbags making money while the poor suffer. Going to fight the good fight!
Then he gets there and finds out the guys in charge are corrupt, evil, dickbags making money while the poor suffer.

Here's a lesson for you Son, money is the only thing that gets truly worshiped by the masses on this planet.


That.
 
2013-04-26 06:43:41 PM
Al Shabab criticized Hammami publicly in a December Internet statement, saying his video releases are the result of personal grievances that stem from a 'narcissistic pursuit of fame'.

You don't say...
 
2013-04-26 06:47:18 PM

WizardofToast: Well you can't have a jihad and not expect a struggle. Because that's what jihad stands for.


It's funny how these fellows never have a jihad AGAINST violence. I can't think of a more worthy struggle.
 
2013-04-26 06:50:00 PM

xkillyourfacex: Whatever happened to free speech, subby.


Free speech doesn't apply to speech that is advocating violence towards somebody.
 
2013-04-26 06:53:38 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: If you're going to leave Alabama to go on jihad with terrorists

... then expect your standard of living to improve?


...make sure you have break-up sex with your sister first?
 
2013-04-26 06:59:34 PM
Nobody ever accused people from Alabama of being the brightest.
 
2013-04-26 07:19:04 PM
Allahu ackbar y'all!
 
2013-04-26 07:19:07 PM
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